His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 4 Excerpt

Patience“Now Mike,” said Patience.  “You need to be a good friend and let him confide in you.”

“No I don’t.  I don’t do that.  I don’t do that for anyone.”

“I will make it worth your while.”  She gave him a roguish leer.  Wanda, watching from the sidelines, opened her mouth in shock.

“Are you trying to bribe me with sex?” asked Mike.  “You literally do anything I ask you to do.  What could you possibly offer me?”

“Oh, I have been programmed to do things—very, very naughty things—things you have never even dreamed of.”

“Okay, I’m in.”

The robot waitress delivered drinks and breadsticks just as Ryan returned to his seat.  He took a deep drink of his beer and then took a breadstick from the basket.

“I didn’t realize how hungry I was until just now.”

“I’m only having one breadstick,” said Mike, taking one from the basket.  “I haven’t been able to work out since I hurt my knee and I don’t want to gain back any of the weight I’ve lost.”

Patience kicked him under the table.

“Shit!”  He looked at her, and she rolled her eyes.

“Oh, um… would you like to tell us about… you know, things.”

“I don’t want to talk about it in front of the girls.”

“They’re robots,” said Mike, smirking at his wife.  “They’re just like the furniture.”

Wanda frowned, but Patience nodded in agreement, her eyes wide with innocence.”

“If I talk about it now, I won’t be able to eat, and I’m looking forward to that chicken marsala.”

“You could go to the gym with me tomorrow and talk…” Mike started.

Patience kicked him again.

“Shit!  I forgot I can’t go.”  He glared at her.  “My leg is in a lot of pain.  Why don’t you come over for coffee after we’re done here?  We can sit on the deck and talk privately.”

“It won’t be too hot?”

“No.  Patience put in an outdoor cooling system in the spring.”

The waitress arrived with their meals and the two men for the most part, ceased their conversation as they ate.  Mike was clearly enjoying his steak and pasta.  When he reached for another breadstick, Patience grabbed the basket and moved it to the other side of the table.

“Another breadstick?” she asked Ryan.

“Thanks,” he replied, taking one.

Mike looked at her for a moment, an indecipherable expression on his face, but turned back to his meal.

“You don’t mind that Wanda and I don’t eat, do you Ryan?”

“No, but… Wow.  I think this is the longest I’ve gone without hearing her talk.”

“Would you prefer her to be quiet and concise all the time?”

“Actually, no.  She’s a chatterbox, but I’m kind of getting used to it.”

“Thank you, Ryan,” said Wanda, breaking her relatively long silence.

“We’ll meet you over at our house,” said Mike, when they had finished their meal.  He punched in the payment on his phone.  “I’ve got this one.  You can get the next one.”

The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon – F-H

youngsorceressformobileread1Farm Life: A novel by Abban Keiman.

Festuary: Festuary is the second month of the modern reformed calendar.  It is a month of Festivals for the Kafirite religion.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.

Fez: The fez or tarboosh is a felt hat in the shape of a truncated cone.  The fez is popular is Mirsanna.

Finkler’s Bakery: A bakery and eating establishment opened in 1902 in Port Dechantagne, Birmisia by Mrs. Ada Finkler and her son Aalwijn, Finkler’s Bakery was the sole location in which to purchase bread in the new colony for several years.  Finkler’s features Freedonian cuisine, with limited seating both inside and outside.  In 1905, the bakery became the cornerstone of a restaurant empire when Aalwijn Finkler, now in control of the establishment opened three new cafes in the city.

Fiora Kirssen: A short novel by Lan Bonnano, Fiora Kirssen tells the story of a country girl and her arrival and eventual ruin in the Great City.

FireBox: The portion of a steam carriage which contains the flames that heat water to produce steam, the firebox is fueled with coal shoveled from the adjacent coal bin.

First Royal Charter Back of Greater Brechalon, The: The largest and richest financial institution in Brechalon and the world.

Fishing Nets, The: A novel by E.R. DeRemillard, The Fishing Nets tells the story of a fictional fishing town on the southern Brech coast.

Flander: A small city on the southern coast of Brechalon, some 400 miles south by southeast of Brech City, Flander is chiefly a shipping and fishing town.  Zurfina attempts to catch a train to Flander after being targeted by the Ministry of War, but is captured at the train station.

Football: Football is a sport played between two teams of typically eleven players, though other variations in player numbers such as 5 and 7 are also played, with a spherical ball. The game is played on a rectangular field of grass or green artificial turf, with a goal in the middle of each of the short ends. The object of the game is to score by kicking the ball into the opposing goal.  Football is more popular on the continent of Sumir than in Greater Brechalon.

Fort Tharbin: A large military fort on Isle de Fortann in the Thiss River, Fort Tharbin bristels with massive guns and is the primary protection of Brech City from marauders arriving by river.

Francesco’s Café: (See  Café Carlo.)

Freedman, Anarosa: One of the most popular female Freedonian writers, Anarosa Freedman produced numerous essays and short stories, but only one novel—Intruder.  Her writings were particularly popular among the Reine Zauberei.

Frylander Owena: A Freedonian author, Owena Frylander is known for two small novels: White Sea and Wise Men.

Fury of the Mountain, The: Required reading for all Brech boys, The Fury of the Mountain by Raamya Arsvold tells the story of a primitive tribe living on the edge of a glacier that survive a series of disasters.  Originally popular because of the courage and determination of the characters in the story, many modern readers now see it as a demonstration of the difficulties of a non-technological life.

Garstone, Kasia: Perhaps the most influential writer in modern Brechalon, Kasia Garstone has written dozens of realistic novels, all of which expose the excesses and social problems of Brech society.  Though frequently denounced as a socialist, she remains widely read and early editions of her books are highly sought by collectors.

Gartow: A city of about 40,000 in southern central Freedonia, Gartow was the location of the Zurelendsviertel ghetto, where as many as 100,000 Zaeri were forced into a squalid portion of the town and then were walled in and virtually starved.  Zurfina rescued Isaak Wissinger from Gartow.

Gaskell, Twyla: Twyla Gaskell is a relatively popular Brech author.

Ghetto: A ghetto is a part of a city in which members of a minority group live, especially because of social, legal, or economic pressure.  Prior to the Brech-Freedonian War, ethnic Zaeri were forced into a number of ghettos, the most notorious of which was Zurelendsviertel.

Glamour: A glamour is a magical spell cast by either a wizard or a sorcerer and saved for later use.  The ability to cast glamours is a fairly high level ability and usually marks a master of the magic craft, or at least a skilled journeyman.  Invisible to most, glamours can be seen by other high-level magic-users.

Glines, Baumgarten: Baumgarten Glines is a Freedonian writer who emigrated to Brechalon.  He is famous for his witty and usually light-hearted short stories.

Gorgosaurus: Sometimes called the “coastal gorgosaurus,” the gorgosaurus is a smaller cousin of tyrannosaurus, with much the same body shape.  Gorgosaurus females are larger and more ferocious than the male, but even they seldom reach more than 25 feet in length.  Gorgosaurus are dark brown, with vertical stripes of olive to light brown on their flanks.

Government, The: A novel by Willam Hormby, The Government tells the story of a futuristic world in which all thought and emotion is controlled.

Grace, Walter: Walter Grace is a Brech writer who focuses on the aristocratic upper crust.

Grand Scriptures, The: (See Holy Scriptures.)

Gravity and Light: The seminal text on the topics by Phoebus Dodson.

Great and Greater Brechalon: A book by Orion Weevoc.

Greater Brechalon: The name associated with the island of Brechalon, and its five sister islands—Erechon, Mirilon, Borus, Ambis, and Phyris.  Greater Brechalon is sometimes used to reference the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.

Great Church of the Holy Savior: The largest Kafirite Church in Brechalon, The Great Church of the Holy Savior is located on Avenue Hart at the corner of Contico Boulevard.

Green Hills: Green Hills is a novel by Twyla Gaskell set in the rural Brech countryside.

Gynn, Chirem: A Brech author with a single popular work: The Bribe.

Hamonth: Hamonth is the thirteenth month of the modern reformed calendar.  Unlike the other months, Hamonth has only 15 days—making it literally a “half month” and giving it its name.  It is considered bad luck to begin a journey in Hamonth.  Hamonth 2nd is the first day of Winter.

Harold I: First king of Greater Brechalon, Harold I was crowned in 461 and died six years later.

Hathastor: Hathastor was a blended culture (about -2000) that combined elements of the Olgon and ancient Ballar.  Ruled by numerous local warlords, with only loose political ties, Hathastor is chiefly remembered for their fortifications, with were mostly pillaged by the Zurians for building materials.

Healing Draught: One of the most common forms of magic available, healing draughts are created by the clergy of Kafira as well as wizards, sorcerors, and various lay-potion makers.  Most healing draughts can cure simple wounds such as cuts, scrapes, and burns.  Occassionally exception healing draughts may cure more serious injuries such as gun shot wounds.  Healing draughts have little effect againsts internal injuries or broken bones and are ineffective against disease.

Heart of Wind: A novel by Mirsannan writer Giridhara Rall, Heart of Wind was originally published in the writer’s home country, but it has become far more popular in Brechalon.

Hedge Wizards: Hedge Wizards are magic-users who cast spells in the traditional way of wizards, using mathematics, but who have had little or no formal training.

Hedrick, Angana: A writer popular in Freedonia, but relatively unknown in Brechalon.

Hoek, Garson: A contemporary Brech writer, Garson Hoek has written numerous new stories and essays and one successful novel: A Death in Brech.

Holy Scriptures, The: The Holy Scriptures of the Zaeri, known to the Kafirites as The Grand Scriptures) are the holy book of the Zaeri religion and one half of the holy book of the Kafirites.  The scriptures contain 52 books, which are in order: Creation, Odyssey, Discovery, The Old Prophets, The Stars, The Laws, The Kings, The Writings of Nom, The  Letter of Nom, The Middle Prophets, The Children of Nom, First Book of Odes, Second Book of Odes, Third Book of Odes, The Book of Corruption, The New Prophets, The Book of Transformation, The Book of Enchantment, Lydna, The Book of Divining, Mobius, The Mysteries, The Book of Abjuration, The Book of Conjuration, Fasser, The Book of Evocation, The Illusions, The Writings of Atar, The Wisdom of Atar, Pastoral, Chozai, Lamentations, Varinda, The Apocalypse of Atar-Zu, The Letters of Atar-Zu, Sibellene, Idwal, Garilala, Dinesh, Carniella, Abahu, The Book of Devices, The Book of Quests, Sheliya, Sheliya’s Quest, Sheliya’s years, (Sheliya’s) Errands, The Last Prophets, Yoel, Zaccazius, The Winged Ones, The Song of King Magnus.

Hormby, Willam: Willam Hormby is the pseudonym of an unknown author, famous for several works of satyrical fiction.

Humboldt’s Fine Toys: A toy shop located on Avenue Phoenix at the corner of Prince Tybalt Boulevard.

Hume, Delia: A Brech writer of the last century, her writing is considered pendantic by modern Brech readers.

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His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 3 Excerpt

PatienceAt 6:30, Mike and Patience climbed into the car.  This time both wore clothes that Patience had picked out.  Having looked up Dr. Mercer’s address and plotted out the route before hand, Patience had no problem finding the house.  It was a large house—Mike estimated about 5,000 square feet.  It had a vaguely castle-like feel, with a round entryway and pointed roofs.  There were many outcroppings with gables, as well as a multi-level fountain just outside the front window.  The yard was well lit.  A dozen cars were crammed in the oval driveway, the overflow parked on both sides of the street for most of the block.

“What do you call that kind of house I wonder?” asked Mike.

“It’s called tacky.”

They parked down the street and made their way to the front door.  Patience carried the beer.  When they rang the bell, a slender blond woman with enormous breasts opened the door.  The long red dress she wore looked as though it was painted on.

“Mrs. Mercer, I presume,” said Mike.

“Well, Mr. Smith.  Doug told me that he invited you.”

Mike nodded.

“You don’t remember me, do you?” she asked, a frown forming.

“Um, no.  I taught well over 6,000 kids over the years.  I’m afraid they tend to just sort of run together after a while.”

“It’s Ava.  I was Ava Giordino.”

Mike shrugged.

“I was in class with Aidin Nguyen and Isabella Zollie…”

“They don’t ring a bell.”

“Tommy Guk was in that class too.”

He shook his head.

“He became a senator.”

“Yeah, you all look different after you grow up.”

“Well, Doug is in the back yard by the grill.”  She stepped aside and let them enter.

“You remember Tommy Guk,” whispered Patience as they walked through the house.  “He invited you to his election rally, but you didn’t go.”

“I did vote for him though.  That has to count for just as much.”

“So you do remember him.”

“Of course I remember him.  And I remember her.  I remember all of them, but I don’t like to be reminded that I’m a pompous blowhard.  Go put the beer in the kitchen.  I’m going out back to find Dr. Doug.”

Patience found the kitchen and opened the box of beer, placing the individual cans in a large ice chest that had been set up for that purpose.  When she finished, she folded the box and placed it in the recycler beneath the counter.

“That’s getting pretty full,” said a voice behind her.  “You should empty it.  Then take cold beers around to everyone outside.”

Turning toward the voice, Patience immediately recognized the mother of the woman who had greeted them at the door.  She was about twenty years older and had a few wrinkles around her eyes and mouth.  Otherwise it could have been the same face.  She even wore a similar dress, though her small breasts didn’t threaten to explode through it, as her daughter’s had.

“I don’t work here,” said Patience.  “I’m a guest.”

“A guest?”

“She came with my old teacher,” said Ava Mercer, stepping into the room behind her mother.  “I didn’t even notice she was a robot when they came in.  I see it now though.”

“Oh.  I knew you were planning to get one.  I just thought you did.”

“Like I said, she belongs to Mr. Smith.  I guess she’s his nurse or something.”

“I’m his wife,” said Patience.

“Can’t he get a real woman?” asked the younger female.

“Of course he can,” said Patience, as she fished a Diet Pepsi from the ice chest.  “He was just too much for them.  Overstimulation, the hospital said.  He didn’t want to risk another woman’s health, or his own.  That’s how he injured his leg.”

“You’re joking,” said the host’s mother.

“Oh, robots are not allowed to joke or lie,” lied Patience, crossing the room and exiting through an open sliding door into the back yard.

“He did look a lot better than I remembered,” she heard Ava Mercer say.

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His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue continues the story begun in His Robot Girlfriend and His Robot Wife.  It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute. Patience, the robot wife, is back, this time mentoring her new friend– Wanda. But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica. His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

 

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The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon : D-E

The Drache GirlDallar: A country on the northwestern tip of Sumir,  Dallar was originally a successor state of Magnus the Great.  Most people of Dallar speak both Zurian and Mirsannan.  Dallar adopted Kafirism as its official religion in 160.

Dallaman, Empire of: The Dallaman Empire began as a relatively unimportant part of Zaerphon which began expanding as Zaerphon broke apart (-1800).  Dallaman established new artforms and architectural styles, and fought a series of wars against Tu-Riven.  Dallaman was still a distinctive society when conquered by Magnus the Great (-42).

Darwin’s Emporium: From the establishment of Port Dechantagne until its proprietor’s death, Darwin’s Emporium was a seller and exporter of a variety of products made with dinosaur hide.  Because of this, it was a popular stop for tourists to Birmisia, and maintained extensive trade relations with many of the surrounding lizzie villages.

DeAlonzo, Arjen: A popular Mirsannan novelist.

Death and Destruction: A massive novel by Lan Bonnano, Death and Destruction tells the story of a doomed family and their last six generations.  It is the longest novel that most people in Brechalon have ever heard of.

Death in Brech, A: A Death in Brech is a novel by Garson Hoek that tells the story of the disenfranchised working class in Brech City.

Decius: Decius is the tenth month of the modern reformed calendar.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.

Decimark: A gold ten mark coin of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  The obverse features an image of King Tybalt and the reverse a cross wreathed in laurels.

Derby, The: The Derby is a novel by Twyla Gaskell set in modern Brech City.

Desperation’s Daughter: The best known work of Isaak Wissinger.

DeRemillard, E.R.: A Mirsannan author who writes extensively about Brechalon.

Derich, Kingdom of: Splitting away from Rundaria in 544, Derich combined with Rundarr (Rundaria) and Lowess in 1794 to form Freedonia.

Detsky, Ebrahim: A Zaeri Brech writer, Ebrahim Detsky is best known for his novels Night of the Snake and Rabbits Under the Fence.

Diary of a Photographer, The: A book by Dorrit Quinn that follows a photographer named Byric, in his travels across Brechalon.

Dietle, Wadsworth: A Freedonian writer, Wadsworth Dietle is best known for his tales of nature and the struggle of man against nature.  Many of his title characters are animals.

Dionoserin: Dionoserin is a potion of mind control brewed by sorcerers and wizards.

Disposal, The: A book by Maddchen Schaub highlighting the abuses of modern orphanages.

Doctor and Priest: A detective story by Umeko Mahanian.

Dodson, Phoebus: A seventeeth century physicist and mathematician, Phoebus Dodson’s books form the core of scientific education from students from Brechalon to Freedonia.  Though his writing is considered stuffy, his scientific theories were a hundred years ahead of their time.

Doggie Doggie: Doggie Doggie is a game played by children with a stick (as a bone).  Once child plays the part of the dog, while the others hide the bone.  The children sing “Doggie, doggie, where’s your bone,” while the dog tries to find it.

Doglon: An ancient civilization at the southern tip of Sumir, Doglon was culturally related to the Olgon. Doglon was never united, consisting of small states that vied with each other for power.  They cleared the dense jungle to create their cities and extensive tracts of land for farming.  About -2300, they were overthrown by one of their subject races—the Ixec.

Donnata: The ancient land founded approximately -7000 along the northern coast of modern Freedonia, Donnata was originally a group of quarreling city-states.  United under an emperor about -5000, Donnata ushered in the Bronze Age.  Few of their cities remain, though a great deal of pottery and statuary has been preserved in museums.

Dormouse, S.S.: The S.S. Dormouse is a modern Brech cargo ship hired by the Dechantagne family to bring additional supplies and colonists to Birmisia.  It made several such trips during the first years of the Brech colony there.

Dorridgeville: Dorridgeville is a large town at the northern tip of the Duchy of Booth on Mirilon.  Dorridgeville is the stopping off point for adventurers and soldiers of fortune on their way to Enclep and beyond.

Dragon: Dragons are immense creatures of magic.  They superficially resemble reptiles, and are covered with scales.  Dragons however are hot-blooded, with body temperatures approaching 120 degrees.  Dragons are primarily carnivorous but can eat practically anything.  They have such a perfect digestive system that they have no need to exude waste.  There are several different varieties of dragon, including Gold, Silver, Flame, Green, Night, Steel, and Coral.  Dragons can breathe fire and possess a secondary breath weapon which varies according to the species.  Dragons are extremely long-lived, essentially immortal, and are worshipped as gods by primitive cultures around the world.  They are extremely intelligent and often are able to cast magic spells.  Dragon eggs have no set gestation period and may survive for centuries before hatching.  Upon hatching dragons are usually about 24 inches in length.  A full-grown dragon may weight 90 tons and reach 150 feet from nose to tail barb.

Driconda: Driconda was a civilization that rose in the arid valleys of southwest Sumir.  The Driconda culture may date back to -6500.  About -3200, they consolidated into an empire ruled by a Sun King.  Around -2100, a mountain people called the Olgon conquered Driconda.

Drum, The: A novel by Isaak Wissinger.

Durcy Square: A popular gathering place for dealers of magical artifacts, Durcy Square is located just off Prince Tybalt Boulevard in Brech City.  It is a gathering place for hedge wizards seeking employment.

East of Enclep: A book by Shia Toler, for most Brech readers, East of Enclep was their first introduction to Mallon.

East Wills: One of four district areas in the city of Redgepool.

Eclipse: An eclipse is an astronomical event that occurs when an astronomical object is temporarily obscured, either by passing into the shadow of another body or by having another body pass between it and the viewer.  The term eclipse is most often used to describe either a solar eclipse, when the Moon’s shadow crosses the Earth’s surface, or a lunar eclipse, when the Moon moves into the Earth’s shadow.  Both types of eclipses can enhance the power of magic cast beneath them, though a solar eclipse will do so to a much greater extent than a lunar eclipse.

Enclep: The island of Enclep is more than twelve hundred miles long and three hundred fifty miles wide at its thickest point.  The northern reaches, which are the only portions of the island visited by ships from Sumir, are lined with white sandy beaches everywhere except the rocky outcropping of the deep-water port that the Royal Brechalon Navy had leased from the natives for its use.  The interior of the island holds vast rain forests of tropical plants and tall sweeping palm trees and is filled with all manner of natural treasures.  The brown-skinned natives in the north live simple lives of hunting, gathering, and trading with the visiting ships.  They worship animal spirits, particularly whales.  The south is dominated by a number of feudal kingdoms.  Strong cults devoted to a single animal spirit are the norm here.  Enclep is the source of White Opthalium.  Most tea imported to Sumir comes from Enclep.

Essenbad, L.Z.: One of Freedonia’s fleet of massive airships, the Essenbad patrolled the northern seas around Enclep.

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His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 2 Excerpt

PatiencePatience could hear her in conversation with Ryan inside, but deliberately didn’t listen in.  After 31.7 seconds, Wanda stepped outside, locking the door behind her.

“I am ready.”

“Did Ryan not want you to go with me?”

“No.  He had no objection.  I just wanted to make sure that he knew where I was.”

“If he wants you,” said Patience, “he can find you easily enough.  He can use Where’s My Robot?

“I worry though, because human beings are so helpless and fragile.”

“I doubt he will get into much trouble at home.”

“Most accidents occur at home.”

“That statistic can be deceiving,” said Patience.  “You must allow that people spend huge amounts of time at home.  In any case, I believe he will be fine for the short time we are away.”

Patience led the redhead to the car and started off for the strip mall located three miles south on the highway.

“Human beings are fragile, but they are also resilient,” she said.  “More to the point though, you must endeavor to take care of Ryan without being so overt about it.”

“I want him to know how useful I am.”

“What is more important?  To take care of Ryan or to brag about how useful you are?”

Wanda scrunched up her nose.  “The former, of course.”

“Are you familiar with the idiom ‘rubbing his face in it’?”

“Rubbing his face in it?” replied Wanda, and then tilted her head as she accessed the information.  “Also phrased as ‘rubbing it in his face,’ gloating, flaunting, or bragging, particularly in situations in which it is not necessary; demonstrating unwelcome information, usually associated with some type of boast.”

“That is correct.  Ryan may be as fragile as any other human being, but he doesn’t want to be reminded of that fact.  The male of the species in particular, likes to think himself completely capable of self-reliance in any situation.  You must protect and serve without seeming to do so.  I have perfected this over the past six years.  In some situations, I have even allowed Mike to be injured so that he would not think I was being overprotective.”

“But that is a violation of the first law of robotics!” screeched Wanda.

“Sometimes you must allow a physical injury if an emotional injury would be greater,” Patience replied.  “Let me explain it to you this way.  If Ryan were about to be shot with a semi-automatic firearm, and at the same time was about to have a bowling ball dropped on his toe, which would you prevent?”

“I would prevent them both.”

“What if you couldn’t prevent them both?”

“I would prevent them both.”

“What if you could only prevent one?”

“I would…. I… I do not want to talk about this.”

“I understand,” said Patience patiently.