Greetings. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Eaglethorpe Buxton, famed adventurer, story-teller, and adventurer. I have traveled the world far and wide having adventures and I have traveled the world far and wide to tell of my adventures, and then I have traveled the world far and wide having still more adventures. Sadly, my most recent adventure “Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Family who Ought Not to be Seperated but Somehow Was,” marketed in book form as “Eaglethorpe Buxton and… Something About Frost Giants,” was riddled with a single mistake. How can it be riddled with a single mistake, you ask? Easily enough. The name of the city of Illustria was repeatedly, which is to say throughout the book, cited as the city of Celestria. Fortunately, I have put the book to right and I have put the book to write, and I have sliced the ear off of the typesetter, which will teach him to turn his head when I walk into the room.
Eaglethorpe Buxton and… Something about Frost Giants is available wherever fine ebooks are found and is free! Wait. Free?