This is Why There are No Time Travelers

If time travel is invented some time in the future, we would have already seen time travelers. And no, they couldn’t have just been careful. Despite what conspiracy theorists think, humans are really never very careful. But just think about it for a moment. Imagine there was a great event you wanted to witness, and you had a time machine. Say you went back to September 1776 to watch the First Continental Congress meet. Already you have time travelers squeezed into a small room along with the 55 delegates. For the sake of argument, say only one time traveler was there and he was invisible. And let’s say that there is a rule that he is the only one that gets to visit that time period and that place. Somebody else can’t show up while he’s there. Even if that is the case, sooner or later, somebody is going to want to go back and verify his findings. Or maybe recording technology has advanced so much that they want to go back and get better footage of the event. Now you have two time travelers there. Even if a time traveler only went back to that particular time every 500 years, within 10,000 years of time travel you would have enough travellers to outnumber the delegates four to one. But I expect that people would travel more often than that. Tourists would want to see the First Continental Congress. And if it was really interesting, they would want to see it again, and bring the kids. Soon, Independence Hall would explode at the seems. We should not only have seen time travelers already. We should be seeing many multiples of them.

Why Aren’t There Any Time Travelers?

There will never be time travel. There won’t. People will never be able to go back in time. It’s too bad, but that’s just the way it is. Of course string theory says that time travel is theoretically possible, but it will never happen. There will never be time travelers. I’ll tell you why tomorrow.

Wallpapers

I’m always looking for new desktop wallpaper to spruce up my computer. Here is a source for some very cool ones. http://innovativewallpapers.blogspot.com/

Blogging Fun

I am still new to blogging, having only been doing this for a couple of months now, but I’m really enjoying it. You may notice that my blog topics appear promptly at 9:00 AM. This is of course because of the scheduling feature at blogspot. I can write several entries one day, and have them appear one at a time on schedule. Even more fun than writing my own blog is finding new and interesting ones to read. I try to find at least one a day that I can add to my daily reading list.

My Late Lamented MP3 Player

My beloved Philips GoGear MP3 player has died. It was suffereing from a lingering illness for some time now, showing boxes instead of words on the screen, but it still played. Now it is gone. I’m going to get a new player sometime soon. I’m not sure which one I should get. I could get one comparable to the old one for a fraction of the $229 I paid for it, or I could spend another two Franklins and get an iPod Touch which will play games too. What do you think?

Computer Crashes Suck

I suppose I have to say that I’ve been very lucky. I’ve been using a computer gradebook of one variety or another for fifteen years, and until today I’ve never had a problem. Unfortunately today I did have one. My gradebook file has been corrupted. The data from one class is gone, both in my original file and in the backup. My very wonderful Education Computing Strategist is online with the tech support people to see if we can unscramble the data. Barring that, well, I have the overall grades recorded on paper, just not the grades for individual assignments. I’ll still be able to assign grades. The sad thing is that most of my students don’t care what those grades will be.

Book Cover Pro

If you’ve been reading my entries for a while, you’ve seen covers of The Steel Dragon and His Robot Girlfriend. I still hope to find a publisher for The Steel Dragon, but His Robot Girlfriend will be self-published (and freely distributed electronically). The covers shown were made with Book Cover Pro software. For anyone wanting to self-publish more than one book and has even a modicum of layout talent, this is a great investment. Since even the simplest custom covers will cost close to $100, this investment of about $180.00 will pay for itself.

Big Fish Games

If you are like me and enjoy playing little games on your computer when you should be working, Big Fish Games is a great site to check out. Many different companies distribute games like Mahjong, Villagers, or Turbo Pizza, but Big Fish probably has the best deal. If you purchase one per month for a year, you really get a good deal. My favorites are Book Worm, Build-A-Lot, Fairway Solitaire, and the afor mentioned Turbo Pizza. Check them out.

Editing Eternally

Editing is a big job. I finished the draft of The Steel Dragon last February, went through several revisions, and then set about trying to edit it. I made corrections all through the spring and summer, I had ten other people read it and edit for me, and I am still finding errors to fix. Having others edit really helped, as when you read your own material you don’t read it as closely since you know what you’ve written. Still, it’s a big job and one that has to be done. I was working on still one more editing pass the other day after school when a young lady came by my classroom to see me. She asked me how many times I had gone through my book. When I replied that it was probably at least twenty times, she asked “How can you read your own book twenty times?” I replied that if I wasn’t willing to read it, how could I expect others to.

Pimping Your Book

A great article about marketing and advertising your book is now up on the Swivet Blog. Check it out here.