The Dark and Forbidding Land (Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 2) was featured recently on the Halloween Night Blog. You can see it here: http://halloweennightdress.blogspot.com/2011/01/dark-and-forbidding-land-senta-and.html. I’m not too sure why it’s there, but I appreciate the exposure.
Monthly Archives: January 2011
Currently Reading: 1945 by Robert Conroy
The Drache Girl — Chapter 15 Excerpt
Senta strolled down the white gravel street toward her home, singing the latest song to arrive from Brech. The wax cylinder had come by ship exactly one month before, and it was already almost worn smooth by constant playing on the music box in Parnorsham’s store.
I’ll pay you a pfennig for your dreams,
Dreaming’s not as easy as it seems,
Images of her, are keeping me awake,
And so I’ll have to pay a pfennig for your dreams.
When Senta sang it, she replaced “images of her” with “images of him”. She thought that it made more sense for a girl to be kept awake with images of a boy than the other way around. If it had been her choice, she would have chosen a girl to sing the song, rather than the somewhat effeminate-voiced man on the recording.
“Not a very catchy tune.”
Senta turned to see a man emerging from behind a tree along the east side of the road. It was the same tall, dark man that she had seen arriving on the Majestic. His long, black rifle frock coat had made him blend into the background of the woods in the shadows of the late afternoon. She didn’t need to guess that he was a wizard. She could see the magic aura amorphously floating around him. She wondered if he could see hers.
“I’ve been waiting quite a while for you, sorceress.” He smiled broadly, his thin-lipped mouth seeming abnormally wide across his heavy jaw line.
“I’m not a sorceress. I’m just a little girl and you should leave me alone.”
“Ah, I know that game.” He pulled the horn-rimmed spectacles from his upturned nose and wiped first his eyes and then the lenses with a handkerchief, replacing the glasses on his face and the handkerchief in his pocket. “You make three statements. One is true and the other two are lies. Then I have to guess which is true. Right? Then I will have to say, you are a little girl.”
Senta crossed her arms and rocked back onto the heels of her shoes.
“My turn,” said the wizard. “My name is Smedley Bassington. I was born in Natine, Mirsanna. I know nothing about magic.”
“That’s too easy,” said Senta. “Smedley.”
“You should say Mr. Bassington. After all, I am your elder. One mustn’t be rude.”
“Okay, this one is harder,” replied Senta. “I’m going to have to say, number two, you are my elder.”
Bassington took a step forward, and then another.
“Uuthanum,” said Senta, waving her hand.
“Uuthanum,” said Bassington, waving his hand in an almost identical motion.
It might have seemed as though the two were exchanging some kind of secret greeting. In actuality, Senta had cast an invisible protective barrier between them. Bassington had dispelled the magic, destroying the barrier.
“I’ve been looking forward to meeting you, the chosen apprentice of the most powerful sorceress in the world. That is, after I found out Zurfina was here. I had no idea where she had gotten to. Here I was, checking out that idiot and his machine, and instead I find the two of you.”
“I think that’s too many statements,” said Senta.
He stopped in the middle of the road about five feet away from her. A little wisp of wind whipped his short graying hair.
“Did she leave you here alone to take care of yourself? That’s just what she does, you know? She’s totally unreliable.”
“Are you allowed to use questions?” asked Senta, thinking to herself that this wizard did indeed seem to have her guardian pegged.
“Let’s not play that game,” said Bassington. “Let’s play something a little better suited to our unique abilities.”
He held out his hand, waist high, palm down and said. “Maiius Uuthanum nejor.”
Red smoke rose up from the ground just below his hand. It swirled and coalesced into a shape. The shape became a wolf. Its red eyes seemed to glow and the hair on its back and shoulders stood up as it bared its dripping fangs and snarled at Senta. She held out her own hand, palm pointed down.
“Maiius Uuthanum,” she said.
Green smoke rose from the ground below her hand, swirling around in a little cloud, finally billowing away to reveal a velociraptor with bright green and red feathers.
“A bird?” said Bassington, derisively.
The wolf lunged forward, snapping its teeth. The velociraptor clamped its long jaw shut on the wolf’s snout, and grasped its head in its front claws. The huge curved claw on the velociraptor’s hind foot slid down the canine’s belly, slicing it open and spilling steaming entrails out onto the gravel. A moment later, in a swirl of multihued smoke, both creatures disappeared again.
“Prestus Uuthanum,” said Bassington, placing his right palm on his chest, and casting a spell of protection on his own body.
“Uuthanum uusteros pestor,” said Senta, spreading her arms out wide. She seemed to split down the center as she stepped both right and left at the same time. Where there had been one twelve year old girl a moment ago, there were now four twelve year old girls who looked exactly the same.
The wizard waved his hand and said. “Ariana Uuthanum sembor.” All four Sentas found themselves stuck in a mass of giant, sticky spider webs.
One of the blond girls fell down. One of them pulled vainly at the webbing. The third picked up a rock from the ground and threw it with all of her might at Bassington hitting him just above the temple. The fourth waved her hand, saying the magic word “uuthanum”, and dispelling the webs. The girl who had pulled at the webbing helped the fallen girl stand up, and then the two of them merged together. The other two girls merged into her, and once again, there was only one Senta.
“Uuthanum uusteros vadia,” said Bassington and he disappeared.
Senta stood there for a moment, and then out of the corner of her eye, she saw several pieces of gravel shift on the ground to her left. She pointed her finger in the direction.
“Uuthanum Regnum,” she said.
A ray of colorful, sparkling light sprayed from her fingertip in the direction she pointed. Bassington cried out in surprise and reappeared, though he didn’t seem to suffer any ill effects of the spell, which usually left its victims covered in painful rashes.
“Erros Uuthanum tijiia,” he said.
A huge spectral hand, more than five feet across, appeared in the air in front of Senta. The middle finger was bent back beneath the thumb, and then flicked Senta in the chest. She fell backwards onto her bottom, crunching her bustle, and sliding several feet across the gravel road. She struggled to suck in a breath.
“Time to say ‘uncle’, don’t you think?” Bassington crossed his arms.
Senta tilted her head back and at last managed to pull some air into her lungs. The wizard waited.
“Well,” he said, finally.
“The sky is purple,” said Senta. “My dress is orange, and my dragon is going to bite your head off.”
Bassington stared for only a moment at Senta’s blue dress, before diving out of the way, just as Bessemer landed with a huge whomp right where he had been standing.
His Robot Girlfiend– Latest Review
Review by: A. M. Harte on Jan. 06, 2011 :
Middle-aged widower Mike Smith teaches by day and vegetates in front of the TV by night. His life is dull, uneventful. But the humdrum routine is broken when he sees an ad for a Daffodil robot and, on impulse, he splurges on a sexy female robot that can be anything and everything he wants it to be. Mike’s life will never be the same again.
His Robot Girlfriend is set in a not-too-distant future where androids are commonplace, working as waiters, cleaners, gardeners, and more besides. The world is interesting and realistic; the author has put careful thought into the small details, which makes it all the more believable. While I found a few of those details niggling — such as TVs being called vueTees — for the most part the setting of the novel is very immersive.
It certainly helps that the characters are likable: it isn’t so difficult to empathize with Mike’s life as a middle school teacher, and Patience (the android) has an endearing, quirky personality — although I must admit a large part of her charm comes from the fact that she’s not human.
But perhaps the characters are too likeable. Far from being an exploration of the moral issues behind androids and human/robot love, His Robot Girlfriend is a light-hearted romance about two nice individuals whose only wish is to please the other. Of course, given the differences between them (and Mike’s stereotypical maleness), making each other happy is no easy task.
I have to confess that I wasn’t expecting a romance, which somewhat coloured my impression of the book. I was a little disappointed that the novel did not cover any of the expected android themes in any depth, besides in small scenes such as Patience being offended when a waiter calls her an ‘it’, and her not being allowed to gamble in Las Vegas. The concept of the story is interesting, but there is so much more it could offer.
I suppose the main critique I would have of His Robot Girlfriend is that there wasn’t much substance to the plot. While I enjoyed Allison’s vision of a possible future, the story lacks conflict; the two potential challenges Mike would have had to overcome were quickly resolved, and my expectations that the story would develop into something fuller were not met.
Allison’s writing style is perhaps a little choppy, and takes some getting used to, but overall I was impressed by the quality of this ebook. For something free, Wesley Allison has produced a respectable book, and I would be curious to check out his future releases.
In sum, I enjoyed reading His Robot Girlfriend for its unusual vision of the future, although the plot itself is a little thin on the ground. It’s a light-hearted, quick read (I raced through it in one sitting), and I’d recommend it to fans of fluffy HEA science fiction romance.
Currently Reading: Twisted
Switched – the first book in the Trylle Trilogy…
When Wendy Everly was six years old, her mother was convinced she was a monster and tried to kill her. It isn’t until eleven years later that Wendy discovers her mother might have been right.
With the help of Finn Holmes, Wendy finds herself in a world she never knew existed – a world both beautiful and frightening, and Wendy’s not sure she wants to be a part of it.
His Robot Girlfriend – One Step Closer
His Robot Girlfriend is one step closer– or in the case of this robot, many steps.
Octopuses or Octopi
Tesla’s Stepdaughters
In a world where men are almost extinct, someone is trying to kill history’s greatest rock & roll band. Science Police Agent John Andrews must negotiate a complicated relationship with Ep!phanee, the band’s lead singer; drummer Ruth De Molay, bassist Steffie Sin, and the redheaded clone lead guitarist Penny Dreadful, as he protects them and tries to discover who wants to kill the Ladybugs.
Tesla’s Stepdaughters is available as an ebook in a variety of formats at Amazon, Borders, Kobo Books, Diesel Books, B&N, Apple iBooks, Smashwords, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. Paperback editions are available at amathar.blogspot.com.
I have an outline for a sequel to Tesla’s Stepdaughters and a couple of posibilities for the title too. It would be a mystery set of course in the same world, and would feature Science Police Agent John Andrews. The Ladybugs would be in the story but would not be central to the plot like they were in this book. I don’t know when I’ll be able to start writing it though– 2011 is pretty full.
Guide to the Ladybugs
Ruth De Molay Solo Albums
Ruth’s Album (1971)
Unlike the other Ladybugs, Ruth De Molay had no backlog of songs written to fill an album and it was a year after the breakup of the Ladybugs before she produced one of her own. It was a solid album and commercial success. It was the first post-Ladybugs album by any band member to include several Ladybugs songs.
1. Left Handed Romance (Ruth De Molay)
2. I’m All Alone (Penny Dreadful)
3. The Yes Song (Ruth De Molay)
4. A Mute Appeal for Sympathy (Ep!phanee)5.
6. Savage Peninsula (Connie Dark)
7. Face in the Light (Ep!phanee)
8. Riot in Outer Space (Connie Dark)
9. Living with my Face (Connie Dark)
10. The Science War Song (Ruth De Molay)
11. Pep Storm (Ep!phanee)
12. Swan Song Reject (Ep!phanee)
13. Twinkle Twinkle (Taylor, Taylor, Mozart)
14. Swing Low Sweet Chariot (Traditional)
Valley of the Cro-Magnon Women Soundtrack (1973)
Valley of the Cro-Magnon Women was a hugely successful comedy movie and though only two of the songs from the soundtrack album were featured in the movie itself (the rest were featured during the rolling credits) the album was a notable success for the “nice” Ladybug.
1. I Want a Caveman (Wanda Pilkin)
2. Zugg Zugg (Wanda Pilkin)
3. Here Comes Old Little Arms (Wanda Pilkin)
4. Sign of the Times (Ruth De Molay)
5. The Dark Valley (Wanda Pilkin)
6. Sometimes You Have to Club Her (Wanda Pilkin)
7. Harry Area (Wanda Pilkin)
8. Cro-Magnon Women are the Best (Wanda Pilkin)
9. No No Neanderthal (Ruth De Molay)
10. Will You or Won’t You (Wanda Pilkin)
11. Hungry Bellies Will Tell (Wanda Pilkin)
12. Friends Tell You (Wanda Pilkin)
13. Valley Women (Wanda Pilkin)
14. Sing a Cave Song (Wanda Pilkin)
Guide to the Ladybugs
Steffie Sin Solo Albums
Love Life Prayer (1968)
Unlike the other Ladybugs, Steffie Sin produced solo albums filled with songs completely different from her Ladybugs work. Love Life Prayer was a soulful and sweet album produced with help from the other members of the band. All songs are by Stefffie Sin.
1. Love Life Prayer #2 on the singles chart.
2. Wishing My Eyes Would Dry
3. Am I not a Woman and a Sister
4. Desperate Hours
5. Two Heartbeats in One
6. Answered Prayer
7. 1776
8. Wind and Water
9. I Feel the Tides in Life
10. Sisters Rule the World
Madame Richfield’s House of Forgotten Destiny (1969)
A more psychedelic album, Madame Richfield’s was filled with excellent songs that could not find space on the Ladybugs albums due to the dominance of Ep!phanee’s and Penny Dreadful’s prolific pens. All songs are by Steffie Sin.
1. Sangria
2. Runaway Train #1 on the singles chart.
3. Pistol Whipped
4. House of Forgotten Destiny
5. Man of Paper
6. Woman of Aluminum
7. Madame Richfield and Her Girls
8. Song of my Sins
9. Reflections
10. Ripe for a Fall
11. Driving the Desoto #67 on the singles chart.
12. What the Girls Want #2 on the singles chart.
The Best of Steffie Sin (1969)
The only Best of album produced by any of the Ladybugs, 1969’s The Best of Steffie Sin featured both Ladybugs and Solo Works with no new recordings.
1. I Don’t Want to Lose You (Steffie Sin)
2. Distortion (Steffie Sin)
3. Under the Heel (Steffie Sin)
4. Fall Asleep My Love (Steffie Sin)
5. Desire (Steffie Sin)
6. Beneath the Denim (Steffie Sin)
7. Wishing they Were (Penny Dreadful & Steffie Sin)
8. Magnum (Steffie Sin)
9. Blessed Nobody (Ep!phanee & Steffie Sin)
10. Give me a Man (Steffie Sin)
11. Love Life Prayer (Steffie Sin)
12. Runaway Train (Steffie Sin)
13. Driving the Desoto (Steffie Sin)
14. What the Girls Want (Steffie Sin)
Switzerland (1970)
Switzerland consisted of most of the remaining unpublished songs that Steffie Sin had stockpiled. Most were solid tracks and three had been previously recorded by The Thongs on their premier album.
1. Having Been (Steffie Sin)
2. Uncivil Disobedience (Steffie Sin)
3. Living in Switzerland (Steffie Sin) #3 on the singles chart.
4. Bitter and Cold (Steffie Sin)
5. Necklace (Steffie Sin)
6. Night Recovery (Steffie Sin)
7. Chessboard Rumble (Steffie Sin)
8. Dirigible in the Dark (Steffie Sin) #6 on the singles chart.
9. Blue Blood (Steffie Sin)
10. Hanged in High School (Steffie Sin)
11. The Way they Roll (Steffie Sin)
12. Lieben Sie und Leben (Steffie Sin)
13. Wake the Living (Steffie Sin)
14. Stürmen und Donnurm (Steffie Sin)
Sin in San Francisco – Live (1973)
Following Ep!phanee’s New York City concert, Steffie Sin arranged her own live album recorded in San Francisco’s Buena Vista Park.
1. I Don’t Want to Lose You (Steffie Sin)
2. Distortion (Steffie Sin)
3. Living in Switzerland (Steffie Sin) #3
4. Fall Asleep My Love (Steffie Sin)
5. Desire (Steffie Sin)
6. Beneath the Denim (Steffie Sin)
7. Wishing they Were (Penny Dreadful & Steffie Sin)
8. Magnum (Steffie Sin)
9. Blessed Nobody (Ep!phanee & Steffie Sin)
10. Give me a Man (Steffie Sin)
11. Love Life Prayer (Steffie Sin)
12. Runaway Train (Steffie Sin)
13. Driving the Desoto (Steffie Sin)
14. What the Girls Want (Steffie Sin)
15. Dirigible in the Dark (Steffie Sin)
The Change (1973)
Steffie Sin’s final pre-reunion album was the least successful, both commercially and critically. Many postulated that without the interplay with the other Ladybugs, the fire had gone out of her writing. All songs are by Steffie Sin.
1. Wrong Way Highway
2. Juncture
3. Holiday
4. Not Here Today
5. The Hedgehog
6. Maria
7. Fill up your Hole
8. San Francisco Journey
9. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
10. Green and Black
11. Sand
12. Expired
13. One Way Ticket to the Past




