Chuck Jones Experience

While my son John and I were adventuring at Circus Circus Adventuredome, we saw that the hotel was hosting The Chuck Jones Experience, so I just had to go.  Chuck Jones (creator of the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote among other things) has long been a hero of mine.

It was on the expensive side ($20), but we got a 2 for 1 coupon with our entrance to Adventuredome.  I probably would have paid anyway.  They had Mr. Jones’ desk, his Emmy, many of his drawings, animation cells, and paintings; screens running his animated works, and more.  I really enjoyed it.

Adventuredome: 2 Men Enter, 1 1/2 Leave

During the school year, I buy all kinds of discout coupons, books, etc. from my students who are raising money for band, football, or whatever.  While I was cleaning out my desk on the last day of school, I found one of the discounts I had bought for Circus Circuis Adventuredome.  So I asked my son if he wanted to go with me.

We had a great time– Rode the roller coaster twice, the Rim Runner water boats twice and most of the other rides at least twice.  My son (pictured) rode Chaos.  I sat that one out.  Even so, I was a battered shadow of a man by the end of the day.  I’m still recovering from knee surgury and there are a surprising number of stairs at Adventuredome.  It was a lot of fun though.

The Hunger Games

I just saw The Hunger Games.  Fortunately we have a theater that shows movies that have been out for a while, because I missed this one when it first came out.

I haven’t read the book, though many of my students have of course, and they love it.  I really enjoyed the movie.  There were some really great scenes and some excellent actors.  I guess I’ll have to read the book now.

The Voyage of the Minotaur: $1.99 for a limited time at Sony and Amazon

The Voyage of the Minotaur is available for a limited time at Amazon (Kindle) and the Sony Ebook Store for $1.99.  That’s $1.00 off its regular price.

Check the price before purchasing because I’m not sure how long this price will be available.  (Like I said– limited.)

On the other hand, if you purchase it for $2.99, I get an extra 70 cents, so thanks.  And I certainly hope you think its worth $3 when you read it.  Writing it was the (mentally) toughest but most rewarding 14 months I think I’ve ever spent.

His Robot Girlfriend: 1500 Reviews on iBooks

His Robot Girlfriend has now been rated by 1500 people on iBooks (actually 1522 as of today) with an average rating of 3 1/2 stars.  In case you were wondering, there were 458 five star reviews, 442 four stars, 335 three stars, 162 two stars, and 125 one star reviews.  Can’t please everybody, right?

As many times as His Robot Girlfriend is criticized as an adolescent male fantasy or for being sexist, a surprising number of women give it high ratings.  I sometimes get comments about the political leanings of the book as well (of which I didn’t know it had any).  I think a lot of both of those are down to what people bring with them into the story.  That’s not to say there isn’t a fair bit of male fantasy in there.  ‘Cause there is.

You can pick up His Robot Girlfriend free on iBooks.  And thanks to everyone who took the time to rate it.

The Drache Girl: Dot Shrubb

Dot is one of my favorite accomplishments.  The character wasn’t in my original outline for Senta and the Steel Dragon.  She was created on the fly because Eamon Shrubb needed a wife.  Even so, I managed to come up with what I think a memorable character.  I think she is based a little bit on a woman I met twice many years ago, the wife of a coworker, who, like Dot, was a redhead and was deaf.

He arrived back at the police station office to find Dot Shrubb in a pretty pink dress that highlighted her copper-colored hair.  She was a thin, but pretty girl, of seventeen who had arrived in Port Dechantagne a year ago, without any family, and had stolen the heart of Eamon Shrubb the first time he laid eyes upon her.

“Saba,” she said, in the nasal voice of someone who has been deaf all their life.

“Looking for Eamon?” he asked, keeping his face toward her, so that she could read his lips.

She nodded.

“You two were fighting again.”

She punched the palm of her left hand with her right fist.

“What about?”

She hesitated for a moment, and then made a rocking baby motion with her arms folded.

“You’re expecting?”

“Huh?”

“Baby.  You’re going to have a baby?”

She nodded, smiling.

“Then why were you fighting?  Doesn’t he want a baby?”

“Name,” she said.

“Kafira,” Saba muttered.

At that moment, Eamon opened the office door.  He paused about halfway inside, looking at his wife the way a munitions expert looks at a bomb that didn’t go off as intended.  She looked at the floor.  After a moment, the constable stepped inside.

“You nesh berk,” said Saba.  Eamon looked at him in surprise.  “You take your wife home and see to her.  I may not have two and a half months experience being married, but even I know you don’t fight with a woman who’s expecting.”

“She wanted to name the baby Yadira.”

“What’s wrong with that?” demanded Saba.

“Come on!  That’s the worst name in the world.”

“My mother’s name,” said Dot.

“That happens to be my mother’s name, too,” said Saba.

“Oh, yeah.  I forgot about that,” said Eamon.

“It’s not like Eamon’s a brilliant name.”

“I don’t want to name it Eamon either.  If it’s a boy I want to name it Darsham, and if it’s a girl I want to name it Daria.”

“Darsham Shrubb?  Why don’t you just name it ‘kick my ass on the way to school’ and have done with it.”

Eamon ballooned his cheeks out and rolled his eyes back to think for a moment.  “It doesn’t sound that good when you put it all together, does it?”

“Here’s my advice, Mr. I’ve-been-married-two-and-a-half-months.  Take the rest of the day off and take your wife home.  Make her a cup of tea and rub her feet.  Then let her decide what to name the baby.  You can go get a kitten from Mrs. Gyffington, and name it Darsham, or Daria, or whatever the bloody hell you want to name it.”

“That’s right,” said Dot, taking Eamon by the arm.  Then she said, “Rub my feet,” leading Saba to believe that she had missed most of what he had said.

“You don’t mind if I take the afternoon?” asked Eamon.  He turned his head slightly, so that his lips were not visible to his wife.  “If I rub her feet, she’ll be all rumpy-pumpy.”

“Go!”

The two left the office, arm in arm.  As soon as they were gone, Saba stepped back through the supply room and into cell number one.  Setting his helmet beside the cot, he lay down and took a nap.

The Drache Girl: Franka Rocanna

The introduction of the character Franka Rocanna in The Drache Girl is really set up for what happens to the character in The Two Dragons.  I have liked the name Franka since seeing Run Lola Run starring Franka Potenta (who also starred in The Bourne Identity and whom they killed off completely ruining the rest of the series for me).  I think someday I’ll give the name to another character.

The cuckoo clock on the office wall at M&S Coal had never struck Radley Staff as looking particularly professional.  Mrs. Fandice had purchased it when funds for an office clock had been appropriated, and as no one else seemed to mind it, Staff had said nothing.  It was so ornate that it took him a moment to read the hands.  It was six forty five.  He had just come down to the office from the apartments above and had not expected to find anyone at work yet.  But Mr. Buttermore, Mrs. Fandice, and Miss Vanita were already at their desks.  Miss Rocanna was putting her wrap back on.

“Going out, Miss Rocanna?” he asked.

“I thought I would go around the corner and bring back muffins for the office.”

“What a splendid idea,” said Buttermore.

“Hold a moment, I’ll go with you,” said Staff.

He took his coat from the peg and threw it on and then opened the door for Miss Rocanna.  She nodded and stepped through the portal and Staff followed her.  It was still cool and fog hung in patches throughout the town.  The Pfennig store and Mrs. Bratihn’s dress shop were easy enough to see, but the houses in the other direction were just large shapes in the mist.

Staff offered his elbow and Miss Rocanna took it.  Together they walked around the corner and into the square.  It was early, but activity associated with business had already begun for the day.  Mrs. Bratihn walked across the square from the south toward her dress shop.  Mr. Parnorsham was already inside the Pfennig Store, at that moment cleaning the inside of the shop window.  Aalwijn Finkler stepped out the door of the bakery to shake out a rug.

There was a steam carriage parked at the edge of the square, just next to the gate in the emergency wall.  A woman in a bright blue dress with a large flower-covered hat sat at the steering wheel.  From his angle, Staff couldn’t tell if it was Iolanthe or Yuah.  Mother Linton stood at the side of the vehicle and carried on a conversation with the woman—whoever it was.  Staff watched carefully, and though he couldn’t discern the identity of the driver, it became obvious that the discussion between her and the priest was becoming heated.  He felt a jerk on his arm as Miss Rocanna stopped.

“I don’t care to be ignored.”

“Sorry.  I was just trying to see if that was the Governor.”

“It is.”

“How can you tell?  It could be Mrs. Dechantagne.”

“No.  It’s the Governor.  You can tell by her posture.”

“Pop pop pop,” rang out to the east.

“Those are gunshots,” said Staff, looking off in that direction.

The Two Dragons: Chapter Three Excerpt

Zeah had often wondered at the vagaries of fate which had colluded to make him the grandfather of anyone named Augustus Dechantagne.  Having served as the head butler for the Dechantagne family for most of his life, he had known two previous individuals of that name and had known of many more.  That he might find himself connected in any way other than as a servant to any one of them would have surprised him, but now he found himself related by blood to all of them.  The first Augustus Dechantagne that Zeah had personally known had been Iolanthe’s grandfather.  He was a stuffy, heavy-set old gentleman with grey sideboards and a sour look on his face—no doubt attributable to a series of ailments from gout to cancer of the stomach.  The second Augustus Dechantagne, whose name now adorned one of several city parks, had been Iolanthe’s younger brother.  A happy and friendly young man, he had never been too far away from a pretty girl or an open bottle, and had been gifted with the good fortune to die heroically in battle while he was still young, well-thought of, and handsome.  And now here was Zeah’s own grandchild—Augustus Marek Virgil Dechantagne, a precocious boy who looked so much like his father that his mother sometimes burst into tears just looking at him.  It was odd, Zeah thought, that though he had been a servant of the other two Augustus Dechantagnes, it was this one to whom he found it most difficult to say no.

“The woods” was a strip of land along the coast east of the promontory which had been left in a more or less natural state.  Fine homes on large estates, such as the one Zeah had acquired by marrying Egeria, could be found to the west, even larger and more majestic mansions, such as the Governor’s were found to the south, and a large neighborhood of smaller homes, mostly belonging to Zaeri refugees from Freedonia stood to the east, but the woods remained a kind of nature preserve between.  And to the children’s eyes it was a mysterious forest primeval.  Zeah had taken the children on a walk through the trees many times, teaching them to identify the trees by the shape of their leaves and needles; and the birds by their call.  The woods were full of cormorants, snipes, rails, and wrens, and near the coastal edge: godwits, grebes, puffins, and pelicans.  There were also the peculiar birds which made Birmisia so strange: microraptors, caudipteryx, buitreraptors, bambiraptors, meilong, and mahakala.  There were velociraptors too, but as long as they weren’t hunting in a pack, adult humans at least were safe.

Zeah led the children along the path in a line, until they reached an area with large exposed tree roots, when he picked up and carried Terra.  Augie and Iolana followed hand in hand.  The sun filtered through the tops of the trees, creating a patchwork of sunlight across the forest floor.  They marched along until they came to the edge of the woods and to the beach just beyond.  Here Zeah set his granddaughter back down.

Unlike the coast to the west of the peninsula which was rocky, the beach here was a strip of remarkably white sand fifteen to twenty feet wide.  The children all took off their shoes so that they could feel the sand between their toes as they walked, and after a few steps, Zeah did the same.  It wasn’t long before Augie had found a shell, and then a sand dollar.  Then they were all scurrying down the beach, collecting treasures as they went.  All three children soon had their arms full, though Terra managed to drop more than she held onto.

All three children were so engrossed in their beachcombing that the rest of the world was forgotten.  It had been a long time since Zeah had been a child though, and for him the rest of the world was omnipresent.  So when a figure stepped out from among the trees a hundred yards ahead, he saw it immediately.  It was a bird, but not a skittish little beast like those they had seen along the way.  It was a deinonychus, the larger cousin of the velociraptor.  It was almost man-sized though it walked with its nose near the ground.  Even bent over, it was taller than Zeah’s waist and more than seven feet from the front of its teeth-filled mouth to the tip of its tufted tail.  It was covered in brown feathers.  Deinonychus were common, but seldom came this close to town anymore.  This one was beachcombing, and it had found what it would surely consider treasures.

“Children,” snapped Zeah, in a forceful voice he seldom used.  “To me, now!”

Iolana moved toward him without stopping to think about it.  Augie looked up at his grandfather in surprise.  Little Terra looked up, but not at Zeah.  She looked up to see the deinonychus as its head snapped to look in the direction of the man’s voice.  She let out a little squeak.  Children learned early on in Port Dechantagne the large, many-toothed birds such as the velociraptor, deinonychus, and utahraptor were not to be trifled with.

The deinonychus took only a second to recognize its prey.  It would not have attempted a grown man, unless starving.  But the young ones of any warm-blooded species were a common quarry, and two of the three youngsters seemed to have strayed beyond the protective radius of the adult.  With a quick hop to bring it up to its full speed, it ran across the sand on legs that would have looked like giant chicken legs, were it not for the awful five inch sickle claws pointing up.  The middle sized child moved toward the adult, leaving the youngest alone on the beach.  The deinonychus zeroed in on her.

Kimbra’s Good Intent

I like this song and play it a lot.  Plus it has to be the only song in the world that mentions a liger (the hybird cross between a tiger and a lion that so fascinates my school kids).