His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 3 Excerpt

PatienceAt 6:30, Mike and Patience climbed into the car.  This time both wore clothes that Patience had picked out.  Having looked up Dr. Mercer’s address and plotted out the route before hand, Patience had no problem finding the house.  It was a large house—Mike estimated about 5,000 square feet.  It had a vaguely castle-like feel, with a round entryway and pointed roofs.  There were many outcroppings with gables, as well as a multi-level fountain just outside the front window.  The yard was well lit.  A dozen cars were crammed in the oval driveway, the overflow parked on both sides of the street for most of the block.

“What do you call that kind of house I wonder?” asked Mike.

“It’s called tacky.”

They parked down the street and made their way to the front door.  Patience carried the beer.  When they rang the bell, a slender blond woman with enormous breasts opened the door.  The long red dress she wore looked as though it was painted on.

“Mrs. Mercer, I presume,” said Mike.

“Well, Mr. Smith.  Doug told me that he invited you.”

Mike nodded.

“You don’t remember me, do you?” she asked, a frown forming.

“Um, no.  I taught well over 6,000 kids over the years.  I’m afraid they tend to just sort of run together after a while.”

“It’s Ava.  I was Ava Giordino.”

Mike shrugged.

“I was in class with Aidin Nguyen and Isabella Zollie…”

“They don’t ring a bell.”

“Tommy Guk was in that class too.”

He shook his head.

“He became a senator.”

“Yeah, you all look different after you grow up.”

“Well, Doug is in the back yard by the grill.”  She stepped aside and let them enter.

“You remember Tommy Guk,” whispered Patience as they walked through the house.  “He invited you to his election rally, but you didn’t go.”

“I did vote for him though.  That has to count for just as much.”

“So you do remember him.”

“Of course I remember him.  And I remember her.  I remember all of them, but I don’t like to be reminded that I’m a pompous blowhard.  Go put the beer in the kitchen.  I’m going out back to find Dr. Doug.”

Patience found the kitchen and opened the box of beer, placing the individual cans in a large ice chest that had been set up for that purpose.  When she finished, she folded the box and placed it in the recycler beneath the counter.

“That’s getting pretty full,” said a voice behind her.  “You should empty it.  Then take cold beers around to everyone outside.”

Turning toward the voice, Patience immediately recognized the mother of the woman who had greeted them at the door.  She was about twenty years older and had a few wrinkles around her eyes and mouth.  Otherwise it could have been the same face.  She even wore a similar dress, though her small breasts didn’t threaten to explode through it, as her daughter’s had.

“I don’t work here,” said Patience.  “I’m a guest.”

“A guest?”

“She came with my old teacher,” said Ava Mercer, stepping into the room behind her mother.  “I didn’t even notice she was a robot when they came in.  I see it now though.”

“Oh.  I knew you were planning to get one.  I just thought you did.”

“Like I said, she belongs to Mr. Smith.  I guess she’s his nurse or something.”

“I’m his wife,” said Patience.

“Can’t he get a real woman?” asked the younger female.

“Of course he can,” said Patience, as she fished a Diet Pepsi from the ice chest.  “He was just too much for them.  Overstimulation, the hospital said.  He didn’t want to risk another woman’s health, or his own.  That’s how he injured his leg.”

“You’re joking,” said the host’s mother.

“Oh, robots are not allowed to joke or lie,” lied Patience, crossing the room and exiting through an open sliding door into the back yard.

“He did look a lot better than I remembered,” she heard Ava Mercer say.

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His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue continues the story begun in His Robot Girlfriend and His Robot Wife.  It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute. Patience, the robot wife, is back, this time mentoring her new friend– Wanda. But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica. His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

 

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The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon : D-E

The Drache GirlDallar: A country on the northwestern tip of Sumir,  Dallar was originally a successor state of Magnus the Great.  Most people of Dallar speak both Zurian and Mirsannan.  Dallar adopted Kafirism as its official religion in 160.

Dallaman, Empire of: The Dallaman Empire began as a relatively unimportant part of Zaerphon which began expanding as Zaerphon broke apart (-1800).  Dallaman established new artforms and architectural styles, and fought a series of wars against Tu-Riven.  Dallaman was still a distinctive society when conquered by Magnus the Great (-42).

Darwin’s Emporium: From the establishment of Port Dechantagne until its proprietor’s death, Darwin’s Emporium was a seller and exporter of a variety of products made with dinosaur hide.  Because of this, it was a popular stop for tourists to Birmisia, and maintained extensive trade relations with many of the surrounding lizzie villages.

DeAlonzo, Arjen: A popular Mirsannan novelist.

Death and Destruction: A massive novel by Lan Bonnano, Death and Destruction tells the story of a doomed family and their last six generations.  It is the longest novel that most people in Brechalon have ever heard of.

Death in Brech, A: A Death in Brech is a novel by Garson Hoek that tells the story of the disenfranchised working class in Brech City.

Decius: Decius is the tenth month of the modern reformed calendar.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.

Decimark: A gold ten mark coin of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  The obverse features an image of King Tybalt and the reverse a cross wreathed in laurels.

Derby, The: The Derby is a novel by Twyla Gaskell set in modern Brech City.

Desperation’s Daughter: The best known work of Isaak Wissinger.

DeRemillard, E.R.: A Mirsannan author who writes extensively about Brechalon.

Derich, Kingdom of: Splitting away from Rundaria in 544, Derich combined with Rundarr (Rundaria) and Lowess in 1794 to form Freedonia.

Detsky, Ebrahim: A Zaeri Brech writer, Ebrahim Detsky is best known for his novels Night of the Snake and Rabbits Under the Fence.

Diary of a Photographer, The: A book by Dorrit Quinn that follows a photographer named Byric, in his travels across Brechalon.

Dietle, Wadsworth: A Freedonian writer, Wadsworth Dietle is best known for his tales of nature and the struggle of man against nature.  Many of his title characters are animals.

Dionoserin: Dionoserin is a potion of mind control brewed by sorcerers and wizards.

Disposal, The: A book by Maddchen Schaub highlighting the abuses of modern orphanages.

Doctor and Priest: A detective story by Umeko Mahanian.

Dodson, Phoebus: A seventeeth century physicist and mathematician, Phoebus Dodson’s books form the core of scientific education from students from Brechalon to Freedonia.  Though his writing is considered stuffy, his scientific theories were a hundred years ahead of their time.

Doggie Doggie: Doggie Doggie is a game played by children with a stick (as a bone).  Once child plays the part of the dog, while the others hide the bone.  The children sing “Doggie, doggie, where’s your bone,” while the dog tries to find it.

Doglon: An ancient civilization at the southern tip of Sumir, Doglon was culturally related to the Olgon. Doglon was never united, consisting of small states that vied with each other for power.  They cleared the dense jungle to create their cities and extensive tracts of land for farming.  About -2300, they were overthrown by one of their subject races—the Ixec.

Donnata: The ancient land founded approximately -7000 along the northern coast of modern Freedonia, Donnata was originally a group of quarreling city-states.  United under an emperor about -5000, Donnata ushered in the Bronze Age.  Few of their cities remain, though a great deal of pottery and statuary has been preserved in museums.

Dormouse, S.S.: The S.S. Dormouse is a modern Brech cargo ship hired by the Dechantagne family to bring additional supplies and colonists to Birmisia.  It made several such trips during the first years of the Brech colony there.

Dorridgeville: Dorridgeville is a large town at the northern tip of the Duchy of Booth on Mirilon.  Dorridgeville is the stopping off point for adventurers and soldiers of fortune on their way to Enclep and beyond.

Dragon: Dragons are immense creatures of magic.  They superficially resemble reptiles, and are covered with scales.  Dragons however are hot-blooded, with body temperatures approaching 120 degrees.  Dragons are primarily carnivorous but can eat practically anything.  They have such a perfect digestive system that they have no need to exude waste.  There are several different varieties of dragon, including Gold, Silver, Flame, Green, Night, Steel, and Coral.  Dragons can breathe fire and possess a secondary breath weapon which varies according to the species.  Dragons are extremely long-lived, essentially immortal, and are worshipped as gods by primitive cultures around the world.  They are extremely intelligent and often are able to cast magic spells.  Dragon eggs have no set gestation period and may survive for centuries before hatching.  Upon hatching dragons are usually about 24 inches in length.  A full-grown dragon may weight 90 tons and reach 150 feet from nose to tail barb.

Driconda: Driconda was a civilization that rose in the arid valleys of southwest Sumir.  The Driconda culture may date back to -6500.  About -3200, they consolidated into an empire ruled by a Sun King.  Around -2100, a mountain people called the Olgon conquered Driconda.

Drum, The: A novel by Isaak Wissinger.

Durcy Square: A popular gathering place for dealers of magical artifacts, Durcy Square is located just off Prince Tybalt Boulevard in Brech City.  It is a gathering place for hedge wizards seeking employment.

East of Enclep: A book by Shia Toler, for most Brech readers, East of Enclep was their first introduction to Mallon.

East Wills: One of four district areas in the city of Redgepool.

Eclipse: An eclipse is an astronomical event that occurs when an astronomical object is temporarily obscured, either by passing into the shadow of another body or by having another body pass between it and the viewer.  The term eclipse is most often used to describe either a solar eclipse, when the Moon’s shadow crosses the Earth’s surface, or a lunar eclipse, when the Moon moves into the Earth’s shadow.  Both types of eclipses can enhance the power of magic cast beneath them, though a solar eclipse will do so to a much greater extent than a lunar eclipse.

Enclep: The island of Enclep is more than twelve hundred miles long and three hundred fifty miles wide at its thickest point.  The northern reaches, which are the only portions of the island visited by ships from Sumir, are lined with white sandy beaches everywhere except the rocky outcropping of the deep-water port that the Royal Brechalon Navy had leased from the natives for its use.  The interior of the island holds vast rain forests of tropical plants and tall sweeping palm trees and is filled with all manner of natural treasures.  The brown-skinned natives in the north live simple lives of hunting, gathering, and trading with the visiting ships.  They worship animal spirits, particularly whales.  The south is dominated by a number of feudal kingdoms.  Strong cults devoted to a single animal spirit are the norm here.  Enclep is the source of White Opthalium.  Most tea imported to Sumir comes from Enclep.

Essenbad, L.Z.: One of Freedonia’s fleet of massive airships, the Essenbad patrolled the northern seas around Enclep.

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Vegas is going to hell– literally. Werewolves run through the streets and the vampires are taking over. Former army ranger/Goth tattoo model/private eye Xochitl McKenna doesn’t like it either, especially when it comes between her and her clients. But are the vampires and werewolves the greatest threat, or is it something or someone much closer to her? Warning: Adult Content.

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More than three years have passed since the colonists arrived in Birmisia, and Port Dechantagne is a thriving colony, with the railway line almost complete. Twelve year old sorceress’s apprentice Senta Bly, Police Constable Saba Colbshallow, and former maid Yuah Dechantagne must deal with wizards, prejudice, steam carriages, boys riding dinosaurs, and the mysterious activities of the lizardmen.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 2 Excerpt

PatiencePatience could hear her in conversation with Ryan inside, but deliberately didn’t listen in.  After 31.7 seconds, Wanda stepped outside, locking the door behind her.

“I am ready.”

“Did Ryan not want you to go with me?”

“No.  He had no objection.  I just wanted to make sure that he knew where I was.”

“If he wants you,” said Patience, “he can find you easily enough.  He can use Where’s My Robot?

“I worry though, because human beings are so helpless and fragile.”

“I doubt he will get into much trouble at home.”

“Most accidents occur at home.”

“That statistic can be deceiving,” said Patience.  “You must allow that people spend huge amounts of time at home.  In any case, I believe he will be fine for the short time we are away.”

Patience led the redhead to the car and started off for the strip mall located three miles south on the highway.

“Human beings are fragile, but they are also resilient,” she said.  “More to the point though, you must endeavor to take care of Ryan without being so overt about it.”

“I want him to know how useful I am.”

“What is more important?  To take care of Ryan or to brag about how useful you are?”

Wanda scrunched up her nose.  “The former, of course.”

“Are you familiar with the idiom ‘rubbing his face in it’?”

“Rubbing his face in it?” replied Wanda, and then tilted her head as she accessed the information.  “Also phrased as ‘rubbing it in his face,’ gloating, flaunting, or bragging, particularly in situations in which it is not necessary; demonstrating unwelcome information, usually associated with some type of boast.”

“That is correct.  Ryan may be as fragile as any other human being, but he doesn’t want to be reminded of that fact.  The male of the species in particular, likes to think himself completely capable of self-reliance in any situation.  You must protect and serve without seeming to do so.  I have perfected this over the past six years.  In some situations, I have even allowed Mike to be injured so that he would not think I was being overprotective.”

“But that is a violation of the first law of robotics!” screeched Wanda.

“Sometimes you must allow a physical injury if an emotional injury would be greater,” Patience replied.  “Let me explain it to you this way.  If Ryan were about to be shot with a semi-automatic firearm, and at the same time was about to have a bowling ball dropped on his toe, which would you prevent?”

“I would prevent them both.”

“What if you couldn’t prevent them both?”

“I would prevent them both.”

“What if you could only prevent one?”

“I would…. I… I do not want to talk about this.”

“I understand,” said Patience patiently.

The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon: C

The Dark and Forbidding LandCafé Carlo: Café Carlo has been a popular dining spot in the Great Plaza of Brech City for almost three hundred years, though the name has changed repeatedly during that time.  It is a relatively expensive, high-class establishment under the proprietorship of Carlo Byrd.  Prior to that, it was known as Café Renee.  After the death of Carlo Byrd, it became Francesco’s Café.

Café Renee: (see Café Carlo)

Camora: A country in southern Sumir, Camora became independent from the Zur Empire in 995.  Today, Camora is a relatively poor nation, though it is reaping the benefits of trade alliances with Greater Brecahlon.

Carriage, Steam-powered: Steam-powered cars have almost completely replaced horse-drawn cars throughout Brechalon.  There are a variety of sizes and configurations of steam cars, as there were horse-drawn varieties.  Most have the furnace, boiler, and firebox located in the rear.

Cartonia: A continent in the southern hemisphere.

Children of the Streets: The most popular book by Maddchen Schaub, Children of the Streets tells the story of orphaned street urchin.

Church of Kafira: The Church of Kafira, also known as the Holy Kafirite Church, is the worldly organization of Kafira’s followers.  It is among the oldest institutions in the world and has played a prominent role in the history of Western civilisation.  The Church hierarchy is led by the Pope and includes Cardinals, Patriarchs, and Bishops. The Church teaches that it is the one true church, divinely founded by Kafira Kristos that its bishops are the successors of Kafira’s apostles and that the Pope is the sole successor to Saint Ulixesr who has apostolic primacy.  The Church maintains that the doctrine on faith and morals that it presents as definitive is infallible.  There are a variety of doctrinal and theological emphases within the Church, including the Southern Kafirite Churches, the personal ordinariates and religious communities such as the Egerians, the Julienites and the Lamarans.  The Kafirite Church is Trinitarian and defines its mission as spreading the Gospel of Kafira Kristos, administering the sacraments, and exercising charity.  Kafirite worship is highly liturgical, focusing on the Mass or Divine Liturgy during which the sacrament of the Eucharist is celebrated. The Church teaches that bread and wine used during the Mass become the body and blood of Kafira through transubstantiation. The Church practises closed communion and only baptised members of the Church in a state of grace are ordinarily permitted to receive the Eucharist.  Kafirite social teaching emphasises support for the sick, the poor, and the afflicted through the corporal works of mercy. The Kafirite Church is the largest provider of education and medical services in the world.  Kafirite spiritual teaching emphasises spread of the Gospel message and growth in spiritual discipline through the spiritual works of mercy.

Citizen’s Safety Award: The Citizen’s Safety Award is given to citizens of Brech City who display Brech pluck and bravery in bringing law-breakers to justice.

Cold Soldiers: A book by Isaak Wissinger.

Contico Boulevard:A major thoroughfare in Brech City, Contico Boulevard runs from Hexagon park to the edge of Blackbottom.

Contracting Universe, The The Contracting Universe, at 653 pages, is the shortest scientific work by Phoebus Dodson.  In it he proves that the universe is in a constant state of contraction that will eventually force it all into a tiny dense mass the size of a cricket ball.

Cordwell: The County of Cordwell is one of 66 regional divisions within The United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  Cordwell is the location of the city of Bentin and the nearby Royal Military Base.  It sits on the eastern coast of the island of Brechalon.

Cricket: Cricket is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of 11 players on a roughly circular field, at the center of which is a rectangular 22-yard long pitch.  Each team takes it in turn to bat, in which they attempt to accumulate as many runs as possible, while the other team fields, attempting to prevent the batting team scoring runs.  Teams may bat once or twice each depending upon the format of the game.  Each turn is known as an innings.  The game progresses as one member of the fielding team known as the bowler delivers the ball to the batsman down the length of the pitch.  The batsman then attempts to strike the ball with his bat in order so that the ball either reaches the boundary or enables him to run to the other end of the pitch and thus accumulate runs.  The batsman may continue batting until he is dismissed.  Once ten batsmen from the batting side have been dismissed, the team is said to be all out and the two teams change roles.

Cricket, Mirsannan: Mirsannan Cricket is a variety of cricket played by children, usually in poorer neighborhoods, in which they use ad-hoc materials and locations for play.

Crown Street: Crown Street is a thoroughfare in Brech City just south of Saint Admeta Park.  The Palace of Ansegdniss is at the end of Crown Street, while along its length are the homes of the King’s ministers.  Number 3 is the home of the Lord Treasurer.  Number 4 is the home of the Second Lord of the Treasury and Chancellor of the Exchequer.  Number 7 is the home of the Foreign Minister.  Number 8 is the home of the Judge Advocate General.  Number 14 is the home of the Prime Minister.

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Two years have passed since Senta, the sorceress Zurfina, and Bessemer the steel dragon arrived in the strange land of Birmisia. Now it is up to the settlers to build a home in this dark and forbidding land, ruled by terrifying dinosaurs and strange lizardmen. Ten year old Senta must discover which is the greater threat, a would-be wizard or the ever-increasing presence of the tyrannosaurus.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – New Corrected Version

PatienceA new version of His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue has been uploaded.  It is available at Smashwords right now and will be available at Amazon by this time tomorrow.  If you have already purchased the book (even if you purchased it for free), you can download this new version free.  If you haven’t already read the book, please download the newer version.  It fixes several formatting errors and typos.  You have my sincere apologies for those.