Finally Caught Up

I’ve been off work for a month now and I’ve only just caught up with my planned quota of writing for the year to date.  And I haven’t been fooling around either.  I’ve been writing, editing, revising, and doing all the associated activities every day.  I really feel pretty good about what I’ve gotten done.  I feel bad that I was so far behind.  School was a bear last year.  Sadly, I don’t expect it to be any easier this coming year, so I have to a get as much done as I can in the month I have remaining.

Ideally, I will have another book done by the time I go back to school.  Barring that, at least I want to be close to finishing one.  My goal is five books a year, but I’ve only met that goal once, in 2010.  In 2011, I only finished 4 and in 2012, only 3.  So far this year it’s 2, and I don’t want to finish with just two.  After all, it’s the difference between having 153 books and 72 books written by the time I’m 80.  Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote over 80 books.  H. Rider Haggard wrote over 100.  I’d like to beat them in quantity if nothing else.  Of course Asimov wrote some ungodly number of books- I don’t know exactly but over 400.  Plus he wrote I, Robot; Foundation, and at least one book of dirty limericks (I had a copy when I was a kid).  Respect.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Now at Amazon

PatienceHis Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is now available at Amazon for $2.99.  You can find it in the US Amazon store by following this link.  Don’t forget though that you can still get your free copy at Smashwords. (See the post two days ago.)

It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute. Patience, the robot wife, has a new friend– Wanda. Wanda, another Daffodil, has been having difficulty bonding with her human, the recently divorced Ryan. She hopes that with Patience’s mentoring, she’ll be able to help Ryan accept her into his troubled life. But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica. His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 1 Excerpt

PatienceMike washed his hair, rinsed his head and his body, and then turned off the water.  Patience handed him a towel as he opened the door.  While he dried himself, she set his clothes out on the bed and then hopped downstairs to the kitchen to serve his blueberry waffle.  She poured herself a glass of water and poured a glass of milk for Mike, set his breakfast at his place, and then sat down to wait for him.  Seventy six point three seconds later, Mike entered and sat down.

“You are not wearing the right shirt,” said Patience.  “I laid out your beige shirt.  It matches your slacks.”

“This is fine,” he replied, cutting a piece of waffle with his fork.

“But that is your blue shirt.  It doesn’t match your slacks.”

He leaned over sideways and looked at what she was wearing.  Her sleeveless yellow blouse and miniskirt combination matched her yellow semi-wedge sandals with four and half inch heels.  They made her slender legs seem to go on forever.

“What are we getting dressed up for?”

“You’re taking me to the art exposition at the community center.”

“All right.”  He took a bite, still looking at her.  “You did your hair different.”

“Yes, I pinned it back behind my left ear.  I thought about pinning it back behind my right ear, but in the end I changed my mind.  Do you like it?”

“You look gorgeous, as always.  Are you sure you want to be seen with an old man like me?”

Patience stood up and walked around behind him.  She watched as he cut another piece of waffle and brought it to his mouth, before cupping her hands under his chin, tilting his head back, and kissing him on the lips.

“You are not old.”

“I’m fifty-five.”

“You’re fifty-six, but you are very handsome.”  She kissed him again.  “Hurry and eat your breakfast.  I told Wanda that we would meet them at ten.”

“Who’s Wanda… shit!”

“What’s the matter, Mike?”

“I dribbled syrup on my shirt.”

“Now you can change into one that matches.”

Thirty minutes later, Mike maneuvered his Chevy through the narrow downtown streets of Springdale, California.  He turned left and slowed as they passed over the speed bump at the entrance to the community center’s parking lot.  He turned and smiled at Patience, to find her glaring at him.

“What?”

“You know what.”

Mike was wearing a beige shirt, but it wasn’t the one that his wife had selected for him.

“I like this shirt better.  It’s more comfortable, and it matches.  Doesn’t it?”  He steered into a parking space near the entrance.

“You should park farther away.”

“You just have an opinion about everything today, don’t you?” he said.

Sliding the gearshift into park, Mike unbuckled his seatbelt and climbed out.  He had taken three long strides toward the front entrance before he realized that Patience hadn’t moved from the passenger side.  Stepping around, he opened the door for her.  She slid her legs out the door and then stood up.

“Thank you.”

Shutting the car door with a sigh, Mike offered her his arm, which she took.  They walked the short distance to the building’s entryway.  Though it was not yet 10 AM, the temperature had already surpassed the century mark, and that was beneath the large orange awning that covered most of downtown.  Stepping inside though, they found an entirely different experience.  It was dark and the air conditioners seemed to be working overtime.

“Damn, it’s cold in here,” said Mike.  “I wish I’d worn my other shirt.  You must be freezing in that little outfit.”

Patience stopped and stared at him.

“Yes, I get it.  You set out the shirt I should have worn and your temperature range is blawdy blawdy blawdy.”

The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon: B

The Voyage of the Minotaur Ballar: Though little is known of its beginnings, by -6000, Ballar was an expanding empire in the northwest corner of Sumir.  Ballar maintained trade with many other civilizations and its culture became quite diluted, taking on the traits of neighboring civilizations.  About -2600, the Ballar Slave Class overran the Ballar ruling class.  The resulting Kingdom of Zaerphon bore little resemblance to its predecessor.

Bamport: A deep water port and airship base for the Kingdom of Freedonia, Bamport was located on a small island north of Enclep.

Bangdorf: Capital of Freedonia, Bangdorf is a city of nearly two million.  The original city predates Freedonia, having been established about 520.  Upon selection as the capital in 1794, a massive rebuilding project was begun that continued to the present.

Barnyard, The: The Barnyard is a novel by Willam Hormby in which the farmer and his family are captured and put on trial by the animals of the farm.  Eventually the animals kill and eat the humans and then turn on each other.

Bentin: Bentin is a small city in Greater Brechalon n the County of Cordwell.  It is chiefly known for the Royal Military Base located just beyond the edge of the city.

Beer: Beer is an alcoholic beverage produced by the saccharification of starch and fermentation of the resulting sugar.  The starch and saccharification enzymes are often derived from malted cereal grains, most commonly malted barley and malted wheat.  Most beer is also flavoured with hops, which add bitterness and act as a natural preservative, though other flavourings such as herbs or fruit may occasionally be included.  The preparation of beer is called brewing.  There are dozens of brands of beer produced in Greater Brechalon, but this number is dwarfed by the varieties found in Freedonia.  Beer is less common in Mirsanna, where wine drinking is much more prevalent.

Billingbow’s: Billingbow’s Sarsaparilla and Wintergreen Soda Water is a soft drink produced in Brech City.  The syrup is mixed with sparkling water and bottled.  Billingbow’s syrup is shipped to Freedonia, Mallontah, and Birmisia, where it is mixed and sold.  Billingbow’s is a favorite of Saba Colbshallow.  Ssissiatok (Cissy) was also fond of the drink, though it is not particularly popular among lizardmen.

Bird Feet: One of a variety of species of violet, Bird Feet are common in Enclep.

Birmisia: The northeastern portion of the continent of Mallon, Birmisia covers an area of about 8 million square miles.  Home to hundreds of lizardman settlements and several large cities, it is sparsely settled by human beings—the one notable exception being Brechalon’s Birmisia Colony.  Most of Birmisia falls in the temperate climate range.

Birmisia Colony: A Brech Colony in Birmisia, Mallon, Birmisia Colony was founded in 1899 by the three Dechantagne siblings and is centered on the city of Port Dechantagne.

Blackbottom: Also known as The Bottom, Blackbottom is a section of Brech City built on land sloping down toward the River Thiss.  Besides thousands of two and three story houses that all seem to be either leaning toward the river because of the sloping land or leaning in the other direction in hopes of countering the slope, there are countless seedy pubs, sordid meeting houses, and hidden drug dens in Blackbottom.

Black Pudding: Black pudding, blood pudding, or blood sausage is a type of sausage made by cooking blood or dried blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled.

Bloomers: One of several types of divided women’s garments for the lower body.

Bonaventura, Abel: A writer from Borazon, Bonaventura is known for his novels Who Lived in My House? and Bring Me My Life.

Bonnano, Lan: Brech writer Lan Bonnano is best known for his novels Death and Destruction and Fiora Kirseen.

Booth, Duchy of: The Duchy of Booth is located on the northern corner of the island of Mirilon and is one of 66 political divisions within the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.

Borazon, Kingdom of: A large country south of Freedonia, Borazon was formed as a successor state to Magnus’s Empire of the Zur.  The modern Borazon encompasses only the eastern portion of the original kingdom.  Borazon converted to Kafirism about 160.  The Borazonian language is closely related to Freedonian and the two counties share many other cultural traits.

Bormass: Bormass was an ancient culture occupying the horn of Sumir from about -2000 to about -1500.  It has been speculated that the Bormass originated on Enclep, because of a similarity of artwork.  Little remains of Bormass, except for massive carvings of animals found throughout their land.  The largest of these is Numateme, an entire mountain carved into the shape of a lion.

Brech (The Great City): Brech City is the capital of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  It is the largest city in the world, with a population of more than four million.  Tradition holds that Magnus the Great laid out the city himself in year -6.

Brech Mallontah: (See Mallontah.)

Brechalon: The large island upon which Brech City resides, it is the center of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  Brechalon is roughly circular, approximately 500 miles in diameter.

Brechalon (Ancient): The civilization of Brechalon was a military empire.  The discovery of an ancient fortress on the Island of Greater Brechalon is what gives the Brechalonians their name, though it was later determined to be only an outpost and the bulk of the empire was in fact, on eastern coast of what is today Mirsanna.  The Brechalonians pioneered iron weapons, and defeated Donnata about -4600.

Brech by Starlight: A romantic novel by Cathal Parvis.

Brech’s Islands: A historical novel that follows the development of the Kingdom of Greater Brechalon, Brech’s Islands is one of the most popular foreign novels in Brech.

Brech Stories: A popular collection of short stories by Baumgarten Glines.

Breeding Booksellers: A small bookstore on Avenue Phoenix in Brech City, Breeding Booksellers is noted for procuring hard-to-find editions.  Terrence Dechantagne purchased a copy of Kazia Garstone’s Revenge at Breeding.

The Bribe: The Bribe is a novel by Chirem Gynn that tells the story of a police constable whose life crumbles around him after he accepts a bribe from a drug dealer.

Bring Me My Life: A novel by Abel Bonaventura, Bring Me My Life tells the story of a man returning from six months of living in a coma to find himself replace by a man who has married his wife and adopted his children.

Broken Tooth: A novel by Wadsworth Dietle, Broken Tooth is the story of a dog that must choose to stay with humans or join a wolf pack.  It is the only book by Dietle that is as popular in Brech as it is in Freedonian.

Brownworth, Tzuriel: A Brech biologist and medical doctor, Tzuriel Brownworth best known for his Theory of Evolution, developed during his jouney to the Mullien Islands as detailed in The Adventures of the S.S. Flying Fish.

Brysin’s Weekly Ladies’ Journal: A popular magazine published in Brech, Brysin’s Weekley Ladies’ Journal is the most popular of a new variety of publication featureing news on fashion and etiquette.

Buitreraptor: Buiteraptors are a rather small species of Birmisian predatory bird.  They are bout three feet in length and about a foot tall.  The buitreraptor has a slender, flat, extremely elongated snout with many small teeth that lack meat-tearing serrations or cutting edges and are grooved, strongly recurved and flattened.  It is not a hunter of relatively large animals, but rather a hunter of small animals such as lizards and mammals. The forelimbs of Buitreraptor are long and end in hands with three fingers.

Burson, Tracy: A Brech novelist and proponent of conservation.

Bustle: A bustle is a type of framework used to expand the fullness or support the drapery of the back of a woman’s dress.  Bustles are worn under the skirt in the back, just below the waist, to keep the skirt from dragging.  Heavy fabric tended to pull the back of a skirt down and flatten it.  Thus, a woman’s petticoated or crinolined skirt would lose its shape, making her behind look flat and unappealing.  Since their introduction in Mirsanna, bustles have become synonymous with the fashion, and continue to increase in size.

Libraries

Libraries have been so important in America.  They have been instrumental in raising our literacy rate over the past century.  They are also great for authors.  Libraries have been a great way for authors to be discovered by readers.  I think they continue to be important for discovery and probably will be for quite some time.  Smashwords offers several different programs through which libraries can purchase ebooks, and I participate in all of them.  I was really excited then when the California Library Group purchased my entire library of books.  One copy of each doesn’t mean a lot of book sales for me of course, but it’s not about book sales.  It’s all about connecting with readers.  So, thanks libraries.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue

PatienceHis Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is now available at Smashwords.  Readers of this blog can pick up a free ebook version by using the following coupon code: DZ53L.  You can find the book by following this link.  The coupon is good from now through July 30th.

It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute. Patience, the robot wife, has a new friend– Wanda. Wanda, another Daffodil, has been having difficulty bonding with her human, the recently divorced Ryan. She hopes that with Patience’s mentoring, she’ll be able to help Ryan accept her into his troubled life. But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica. His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

His Robot Wife – Still #25 on iBookstore’s Free Sci-Fi

His Robot Girlfriend

Since it opened, iBookstore has had His Robot Wife in the top 50 free sic-fi.  Several times, it has risen up to within the top 10.  Currently it is #25.

Thanks to iBookstore, Apple, Smashwords, and most of all to all the readers– especially those who posted reviews.  It has 1730 ratings– more 5 star than 4 star, more 4 star than 3 star, more 3 star than 2 star, and more 2 star than 1 star.  To make a long story short (too late) it has 3 1/2 stars overall.

I can’t tell you how gratifying it is to see my book popping up on lists of great sic-fi, favorite stories, or lists like the iBookstore or Amazon.  It reminds me once again of my new mantra: It’s not about book sales!  It’s about readers!

The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon: A

BrechalonAcorn, S.S.: A large Freedonian freighter, the S.S. Acorn carried the first group of Zaeri refugees from Freedonia to Birmisia.  It later made several other such voyages.

Admeta March, Milliner: An expensive supplier of ladies hats and wigs, this shop is located in Brech City on Avenue Peacock.

Adventures of the S.S. Flying Fish, The: The Adventures of the S.S. Flying Fish is the published journal of Brech biologist Tzuriel Brownworth, detailing his journies through the Mullien Islands and describing the unusual fauna and flora encountered there.

Adventures in an Unexplored Land: A pulp adventure novel by Rikkard Banks Tatum, Adventures in an Unexplored Land is one of several tales of adventure hero Ryne Nance.

Agria, Sable: Noted Brech author, Sable Agria is best known for the novels Light of the Moon, Virgins in the Spring, A Marriage of Purpose, Song of Seven Secrets, and Three Marks for a Pfennig. She is considered a mainstream and her works are considered an important part of Brech education, especially for young women.

Akkas: An almost mythical civilization along the west coast of Sumir, Akkas may have predated Donnata and Argrathia.  It disappeared about -3700

And God Looked Down and Smiled: A novel by Momone Lathan, translated to Brech from Mirsannan.

Andreasen, Marcus: A Mirsannan-Brech author, Andreasen wrote many short stories, but only one novel: The Sivler Pendulum.

Ankylosaurus: Ankylosaurus is a dinosaur common in Birmisia.  It is about 20 feet in length and weighs up to 6 tons.   It has a low-slung body and is quadrupedal, with the hind limbs longer than the forelimbs.   Ankylosaurus is herbivorous, with small, leaf-shaped teeth suitable for cropping vegetation.  They are often found traveling in the company of Iguanodon herds.

Ansegdniss, Palace of: The Palace of Ansegdniss is located at the end of Crown Street in Brech City, just south of Saint Admeta Park.  Originally built as a royal residence, for the past 250 years, it has been the official meeting place of the Parliament of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.

Anurognathus: Anurognathus is a small species of pterasaur common throughout Sumir.  In Brech City, it is common for people to feed them breadcrumbs in Hexagon Park.

Ape Cult, The: The Ape Cult is one of Encleps many organizations dedicated to worshipping animal spirits.  The Ape Cult also practices human sacrifice and frequently attacks and kidnaps outsiders for these rituals.

Archero, Kingdom of :Archero was a kingdom on the west coast of Sumir from about -1100 until -168.  Archero was the first to apply themes from the Zaeri religion to great architectural, literary, and artistic works.  It was this, which so impressed King Marius of Zur, that he engineered the unification of Zur and Archero.

Argrathia (Argrath): One of the world’s oldest cultures, Argrathia dates from about -7600.  Dominating the southeast portion of Sumir, on the shores of Lake Gar, it had expanded to an empire 1,000 miles wide by -6300.  The New Kingdom of Argrath began about -5900, when a series of kings spread their culture to its greatest extent.  Argrathia then began a long, slow decline.  After the death of King Magnus in year 7, Argrathia reformed as one of the Zur successor states.  In 27, Kafirism became the dominant religion in Argrathia.

Arps, Robinson: The author of half a dozen novels, Arps is today remembered mostly for Mirsannan Pastoral.

Arch of Conquest: A large truimphal arch at the edge of the Old City on Prince Tybalt Boulevard.

Army, Royal Brechalon: The Royal Brechalon Army is the land warfare branch of the Brech Armed Forces of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon. It came into being with the unification of the the Brechalon Islands in 1707.  The Royal Brechalon Army wears uniforms of blue, or in the case of cavalry, of khaki and blue.

Arsvold, Raamaya: A Skagian writer of the 17th century, Arvold is known for his only work translated to Brech: The Fury of the Mountain.

Augustus P. Dechantagne Park: Augustus P. Dechantagne Park is located on the peninsula in Port Dechantagne and is named for the young officer killed by a lizzie spear in the Battle of Suusthek.  If features a statue of the aforementioned Augustus P. Dechantagne, a gazebo, a copse of shade trees, and an open area where children and adults often play sporting games.

Avenue Boar: The center of the banking and finance industry in Brech City, Avenue Boar is lined with great marble edifices housing the stock markets and lending houses.  One may also find here, businesses which hire out servants to aristocratic Brech families.

Avenue Dragon: Several blocks north of Avenue Phoenix, Avenue Dragon is lined with large buildings—government offices, corporate headquarters, and ancient aristocratic homes.  Number One, Avenue Dragon is the address of the Dechantagne house.

Avenue Hart: A major street in Brech City.  The most famous feature of Avenue Hart is the Great Church of the Holy Savior.

Avenue Peacock: Avenue Peacock is a major street in Brech City.  It is the location of many exclusive shops that feature personalized shopping.

Avenue Phoenix: One of the major streets in Brech City, Avenue Phoenix runs from the Great Plaza to Hexagon Park and is lined with shops of every variety.

Avenue Royal: One of the major streets in Brech City, Avenue Royal runs on the west side of Saint Admeta Park.  Avenue Royal is lined by numerous monuments, as well as Sinceree Palace.

Axemom: Axemom (-1660 to -1592) was a Priest-King of Neo-Zaerphon, and the High Priest of the Zaeri.  He oversaw the construction of the Temple of Axemom in the city of Nurix.

Axemom, Temple of: The great temple built primarily during the reign of Axemom, the Priest-King, it was the center of the Zaeri religion from-1500 to about -500.  Magnus the Great ordered it restored after his visit in -31.  The temple, along with the city of Nurix, was destroyed in 88 by the Rundarians.

The Voyage of the Minotaur – 50% Off at Smashwords

The Voyage of the Minotaur The Voyage of the Minotaur (Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 1) is on sale all during the month of July for 50% off, only at Smashwords.  Follow this link and pick up the book (regularly 2.99) for only $1.50.  Be sure to use the coupon code: SSW50.

In a world of steam power and rifles, where magic has not yet been forgotten, an expedition sets out to establish a colony in a lost world. The Voyage of the Minotaur is a story of adventure and magic, religion and prejudice, steam engines and dinosaurs, angels and lizardmen, machine guns and wizards, sorceresses, bustles and corsets, steam-powered computers, hot air balloons, and dragons.

And don’t forget, you can pick up Brechalon (Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 0) free, wherever fine ebooks are sold.

Princess of Amathar – 50% Off at Smashwords

Princess of AmatharPrincess of Amathar is on sale for the month of June, only at Smashwords during their Summer/Winter event.  Regularly 2.99, pick it up for 1.50 with coupon code SSW50 by following this link.

Mysteriously transported to the artificial hollow world of Ecos, Earth man Alexander Ashton finds himself in the middle of a millennium-long war between the reptilian Zoasians and the humanoid Amatharians. Adopted by the Amatharians, Ashton must conform to a society based on honor and altruism, ruled by Knights whose power comes from the curious energy forms known as “souls” which inhabit their supernaturally powerful swords, and rife with its own peculiarities and prejudices. When the Princess of Amathar, whom Ashton has longed for since first seeing her, is captured by the Zoasians, he must cross an alien world, battle monstrous creatures, and face unknown dangers to save her. Princess of Amathar is a sword-swinging novel of high adventure in the tradition of Edgar Rice Burroughs. It is the story a strange world filled with alien races, aerial battleships, swords and energy weapons, amazing adventures and horrible dangers, and the man who must face them all for the love of a woman he has never met.