The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon: Favorite Entries

I’ve been posting the entries from the Senta and the Steel Dragon Encyclopedia, but I’m continuing to add to it as I go.  Hence, there will be a few more entries when it appears as an appendix in the ebooks than when I posted it here (unless I post it again).  Some of the details in my little world I enjoy more than others.  Some of them tickle me.  Here in no particular order are ten entries that I really like.

Garstone, Kasia

Perhaps the most influential writer in modern Brechalon, Kasia Garstone has written dozens of realistic novels, all of which expose the excesses and social problems of Brech society.  Though frequently denounced as a socialist, she remains widely read and early editions of her books are highly sought by collectors.

Spit-N-Gag

A colloquial term for the language of the Birmisian lizardmen.  The language, which has no actual name, contains many more “s” and “t” sounds than most human languages, and is notable for a lack of labials, such as “m,” as lizardman have no lips.  Many humans have mastered spit-n-gag and can speak the lizardman language fluently.

Mrs. McKeeb’s Big Book of Childhood Admonitions

One of the most popular books in Brechalon for more than 100 years, Mrs. McKeebs is a compendium of short tales in which children defy authority in various ways, usually resulting in their horrible death, dismemberment, or at least disfigurement.  Brech parents generally consider this required reading for all their children under 10 years of age.

Major Frisbie’s Chutney

Major Frisbie’s Chutney is a product produced in Brechalon and distributed around the world.  Founded by a former army officer, the company produces several different varieties of chutney, the most popular of which is green tomato.

Billingbow’s

Billingbow’s Sarsaparilla and Wintergreen Soda Water is a soft drink produced in Brech City.  The syrup is mixed with sparkling water and bottled.  Billingbow’s syrup is shipped to Freedonia, Mallontah, and Birmisia, where it is mixed and sold.  Billingbow’s is a favorite of Saba Colbshallow.  Ssissiatok (Cissy) was also fond of the drink, though it is not generally particularly popular among lizardmen.

Fostbeck Sandwich

A sandwich named for the Brech city of Fostbeck, the Fostbeck Sandwich is popular in Brechalon and Freedonia.  It consists of corned beef on rye bread, with stone ground mustard.  In Freedonia it usually included sour kraut, instead of sauteed onions as is usually found in Brechalon.

Brysin’s Weekly Ladies’ Journal

A popular magazine published in Brech, Brysin’s Weekley Ladies’ Journal is the most popular of a new variety of publication featuring news on fashion and etiquette.

Importance of Pleasing the Misses, The

A play by Leda Stolz, filled with sexual innuendo, The Importance of Pleasing the Misses has seen little time on stage, but is quite popular in Brechalon in book form.

Profanity

Profanity is a subset of language that includes references that are crude or blasphemous.  Much of the profanity of Greater Brechalon focuses on Kafira Kristos.  It includes “Kafira” or “Kafira Kristos” used as an expletive, “Kafira damn it,” “Kafira’s tit,” and perhaps the wost epithet “Kafira’s bloody twat.”

Schwarztogrube

Schwarztogrube was an ancient fortress built on the Isle of Winds, halfway between Greater Brechalon and the northern coast of Sumir.  Built in 1499 as a defense against Laess and Derich, it was soon discovered that Schwarztogrube was in a magic dampening zone.  By 1750, it had become a prison for wizards and sorcerers, and held many criminals and political prisoners with magic powers.  Near New Years day in 1899, Schwarztogrube and the Isle of Winds disappeared off the face of the world.  At first it was believed that some act of god was responsible, but it was later discovered to have been the work of an escaped sorceress—Zurfina the Magnificent.

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The Voyage of the Minotaur Palace Eidenia: The Palace Eidenia is a beautiful royal residence just north of Saint Admeta Park in Brech City.  It is the traditional home of the Princess Royal.  It was the home of Princess Aarya (the younger sister of King Tybalt III) from 1881 to her death1886.  Since that time, it has remained empty.

Pale Sun: A book by Geert Resnick, Pale Sun is far less popular than his other book—The Magic Whale.  Though a children’s book, it was banned in Freedonia for allegedly anti-Freedonian political ideas.

Paralatitan: One of the largest creatures in Birmisia, the paralatitan weighs up to 60 tons.  It is a long-necked long-tailed creature that feeds of the immense redwoods.  It can be found both near the coast and deeper inland.

Parksosaurus: A small bipedal herbivorous dinosaur found in Birmisia, the parksosaurus stands about two and a half feet tall and is about ten feet long.  Though not believed to be related, they strongly resemble the much larger iguanodons.

Parnorsham’s Pfennig Store: For some time, Parnorsham’s Pfennig Store was the only retail outlet in Birmisia.  Like similar pfennig stores throughout the empire of Greater Brechalon, Parnorshams carries notions, stationary, toys, small hardware, small sports equipment, and some canned and packaged foods.  Originally founded by Herbert Parnorsham, the business was passed to his nephew Oswald Delks upon his retirement.

Patrylla, Augustus: A modern Brech author.

Parvis, Cathal: A contemporary Brech author, Cathal Parvis is best known for light-hearted stories with simple morals.

Pavir: Pavir was a successor state to Magnus’s Empire of the Zur.  Originally covering most of central Sumir, about 500, Pavir split into Upper and Lower Pavir.  By 1081, Upper Pavir had become the Kingdoms of Sapira and Esseria.  In 1864, Lower Pavir (now known simply as Pavir) joined with neighbor Oster to become Pavir-Oster.  Porcelain from the early period of Pavir (500-700) is highly sought-after and expensive.

Pentuary: Pentuary is the fifth month of the modern reformed calendar.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.

Perfico: Established in 1460, as the capital of the Kingdom of Rivven, Perfico is one of the most beautiful cities in the world.  Under the rule of Akkas-Miza since the early 1800s, Perfico continues to be a center of trade and culture.

Petitt Elvert: An island in the channel between Brechalon and Mirsanna, Petitt Elvert has long been claimed by both countries, and emigrants from both countries have settled there.  Brechalon has controlled the island and the waters around it for more than 200 years, and Mirsanna has never really had the island in its possession.

Pfennig, Brech: The Pfennig is a unit of Brech money equal to 1/100 mark.  In modern Brechalon, coins are minted in denominations of 1, 5, 10, 25, and 50 pfennigs, as well as a mark coin and a gold decimark.  The modern 1 pfennig coin features an image of King Tybalt on the obverse.

Pilgrimage into Danger: An alegorical novel by Delia Hume in which animal characters representing various parts of the human soul must navigate the dangers which metaphorically represent growth and maturity.

Pith Helmet: The pith helmet (also known as the safari helmet or sun helmet) is a lightweight cloth-covered helmet made of cork or pith.  Designed to shade the wearer’s head and face from the sun, pith helmets were often worn by Brechs and Freedonians in the tropics, but have also been used in other contexts.

Plagues in Brick Towers: A novel by Samson Whitney

Polacanthus: The Polacanthus is a dinosaur common to the much of Birmisia.  They grow grow to between 12 to 15 feet in length.  The polacanthus is quadrupedal, and about four feet high at the shoulder.  They are heavily-built with pointy spines poking out at forty five degree angles right and left from the top of their neck to their mid-back for protection, and an armored rear hip.

Ponte-a-Verne: A small town in the Duchy of Regencia and home to the University of the same name.

Ponte-a-Verne, University of: The University of Ponte-a-Verne, located in the Duchy of Regencia, is one of Greater Brechalon’s most prestigious universities.  It is well known for its research department.  Professor Merced Calliere was a tenured teacher at Ponte-a-Verne prior to his move to Birmisia.

Portrait of Kafira Kristos: A book about the life of Kafira Kristos by medieval writer Kenitra Madoff.

Potatoes Kasselburg: Named for the city in western Freedonia, Potatoes Kasselburg is a spicy dish of potatoes baked in a cream sauce with onions and pepper.

Potter’s Field: The location just outside of Brech City proper where the poor and unknown are buried.

Prayerful Readings: A book of religious poems and essays by medieveal writer Kenitra Madoff.

Prescott Agency, The: The Prescott Agency is located on Avenue Boar in Brech City.  They supply servants of aristocratic Brech families including the Dechantagnes.

Priest: The primary clerical position in the Church of Kafira, priests often have potent magic that is used to heal or defend their flocks.

Prime Minister, Brech: The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon is the most senior minister of cabinet in the executive branch of government in the Brech parliamentary system. The Prime Minister selects and may dismiss other members of the cabinet, and allocates posts to members within the government, subject only to the approval of the King. The prime minister is the presiding member and chairman of the cabinet. It is the duty of the Prime Minister to execute the directives of the King, who is the head of state.

Prince Clitus Avenue: A secondary street in Brech City, Prince Clitus Avenue is south of Hexagon Park, perpendicular to Prince Tybalt Boulevard.  It is home to small shops and three and four story apartment buildings.   Zurfina makes a home on Prince Clitus Avenue prior to leaving Brech City for Birmisia, by taking over an abandoned storefront.

Prince Tybalt Boulevard: A Major Street in Brech City, Prince Tybalt Boulevard runs north and south along the western edge of Hexagon park, perpendicular to Avenue Phoenix.  Zurfina had lodgings on Prince Tybalt Boulevard prior to her imprisonment at Schwarztogrube.

Prince Tybalt Chair: A stylish wooden chair with a cushioned seat and back, the Prince Tybalt Chair was originally designed durning the reign of King Tybalt I, and was named for his son, who would go on to be King Tybalt II.

Prince Tybalt’s Scepter: A book by Orion Weevoc.

Princess Aarya Boulevard Station: The main train station in Brech City, Princess Aarya Boulevard City Station sees trains from all over Brechalon arriving daily.  Four blocks north of the Great Plaza, Marcourt Station is sometimes simply referred to a “the great station.”  It appears from its front façade to be a large two story building, but stretches out hundreds of yards from the street.

Privilege and Sacrifice: A long novel by Kasia Garstone, Privilege and Sacrifice tells the story of several generations of an aristocratic Brech family and the servents who live among them.

Profanity: Profanity is a subset of language that includes references that are crude or blasphemous.  Much of the profanity of Greater Brechalon focuses on Kafira Kristos.  It includes “Kafira” or “Kafira Kristos” used as an expletive, “Kafira damn it,” “Kafira’s tit,” and perhaps the wost epithet “Kafira’s bloody twat.”

Prudence Plus: Prudence Plus is the largest manufacturer of ladies’ undergarments in the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  One of their top selling items is the Fairy Bust Form Corset.

Pursuit of Perfection, The: The most popular novel by Dillan Westmacott.

Quaduary: Quaduary is the fourth month of the modern reformed calendar.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.  Quaduary 1st is Senta Bly’s birthday.

Quality of Damiano, The: A novel by Abban Keiman, The Quality of Damiano is one of the most quoted books in the Brech language.

Quasit: A quasit is a small demonic creature used by wizards and sorcerors to spy on others or run errands.  They are usually kept stored in a state of torpor inside glass jars when not in use.

Queen of Expy, S.S.: A brech freighter, one of the larger ships on the seas.

The Queen of Expy is named for the isle of Expy just north of Brechalon, which contrary to what one might expect, has no queen.

Quinn, Dorrit: A popular Brech writer who chronicles modern life in Brechalon.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 10 Excerpt

PatiencePatience located two drink stations, equal distance from the walls along the x-axis and in the center of the room along the y-axis.  She collected two tall glasses of water and a diet soda.  Next to the drinks was a selection of condiments.  She grabbed a bottle of Tabasco, taking it with her to their assigned table.

While she waited for Mike, she observed others nearby.  As expected, the room consisted of about one half human beings and one half robots.  At the table to her right, a handsome man of African descent, about thirty years old, sat with a new model Gizmo robot.  The Gizmo was a female model, with a very shapely body and platinum blond hair.  She hated to admit it, but Gizmos had definitely improved their models recently, at least on the outside.  On the other side of her, a man about Mike’s age, but a good six inches shorter, sat with an Amonte 2.  Tall and thin, the Amonte 2 was dressed in a business suit, despite her human’s casual clothing.  And directly across from Patience were a pair of women, one human and the other a Barone model Daffodil.  The human was five foot six inches tall, with short brown hair, and the Barone was an inch taller with long strawberry blond tresses.  They both wore yellow sundresses.

“Lesbian watching, are we?” asked Mike, setting down his tray.

“I don’t believe they are lesbians,” replied Patience, looking from the two women to Mike’s tray.  “You don’t care whether they are or not.  You’re just trying to deflect my attention from your breakfast.”

Mike’s tray was filled with food: two eggs, three pieces of bacon, two sausages, three pancakes covered in syrup, two blintzes with a dollop of sour cream, hash brown potatoes, and a Danish.  Patience’s hand quickly moved to seize the sausages and two of the bacon pieces.  Then she lifted up the top pancake and removed the middle one.  She wrapped the food she had taken in a cloth napkin and set it on the corner of the table.

“That’s it?” asked Mike.  “You’re going to let me eat the rest of this?”

“Do you want me to take more?”

“Nope.”  He sat down opposite her.  “I’m just surprised.”

“You haven’t been eating well for two weeks,” said Patience.  “I want you to regain the three pounds you have lost during that time, and I have decided to let you gain two additional pounds on the cruise.”

“Really.  Two pounds.”

“It’s traditional that people gain weight on a cruise.”

“All right.”  Mike spread the sour cream across his blintz with his fork, and then took a bite.  Setting down the utensil, he salted his eggs.  “How about rounding up some hot sauce?”

Patience slid the bottle of Tabasco across the table to him.

“Thanks.”  He shook out several dozen drops onto his eggs, and then picked his fork back up and cut a piece.  “So why don’t you think those women are lesbians.”

“Body language.”

“Excuse me, are you talking about us?”

Patience watched Mike look over his shoulder, his bite of egg waiting on the end of his fork.  The brunette was standing right behind him with a hand on her hip.

“That depends.  Are you planning on slapping me?”

“I haven’t decided yet.”

“Well despite my better judgment I will answer.  Yes, we were talking about you.”

“And what were you saying?”

Mike looked her up and down.  “I was speculating that you might be a lesbian, but I can see now that I was mistaken.”

“I wondered when I planned this trip with Delia if people would think we were lesbians.”  She waved toward the Daffodil now standing behind her and to the left.  “How did you figure out that I wasn’t one?”

“Your shoes,” said Mike.  “Lesbians usually wear comfortable shoes.  Those sexy red pumps have to be killing your feet.”

Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 0: Brechalon

Brechalon: Nils Chapman & Karl DrurySenta and the Steel Dragon Book 0: Brechalon is the novella-length preview to The Voyage of the Minotaur, The Dark and Forbidding Land, The Drache Girl, and the other books which make up the Senta and the Steel Dragon series. Set two years before the events in The Voyage of the Minotaur, Brechalon tells the story of the Kingdom of Greater Brechalon in a world that is not quite like our own Victorian Age. The Dechantagne siblings; Iolanthe, Augie, and Terrence plan an expedition to a distant land, hoping the colony they build will restore their family to the position of wealth and power it once had. Meanwhile the powerful sorceress Zurfina rots in an anti-magic prison, guilty of not serving the interests of the kingdom, and the orphan girl Senta Bly lives her life without the knowledge that she will one day grow up to be the sorceress’s apprentice. Senta and the Steel Dragon is a tale of adventure in a world of rifles and steam power, where magic and dragons have not been forgotten.

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Nacht-der-Blumen-Fest: One of the major Freedonian cultural holidays, “The Night of the Flowers” is held each spring.  A major part of the celebration is feasting and dancing, as well as bright colorful displays of flowers.  Before bed on Nacht-der-Blumen-Fest, children place their shoes by the fireplace in hopes that they will be filled with candy by the flower sprites.

Natine: Capital city of the Kingdom of Mirsanna.  It is a major center of culture in the world, particularly of food and fashion.  Built on a site inhabited since prehistoric times, the modern city of Natine was established in 590 with the construction of the iconic city walls.

Nationalistische Demokraten: A minority political party in Freedonia, the National Socialists are allied with the Reine Zauberei and their policies.

Neo-Zaerphon: Today the portion of Zaerphon which remained after -1800 is recognized as a separate culture and called Neo-Zaerphon, due to differences in art, science, and architecture.  The Zaerphonians however considered themselves to be a continuation of the earlier society.  The Zaeri religion became monolithic in Neo-Zaerphon, centered around the Temeple of Axemom.

Neuschlindenmacht Castle: A beautiful medieval castle in Freedonia, Neuschlindenmacht Castle was confiscated as by the Reine Zauberei and used as their headquarters.

Nightmare Song: A book-length poem by Delia Hume, Nighmare Song tells the story of a woman in search of the meaning of dreams.

Night of the Snake: A novel by Ebrahim Detsky, Night of the Snake tells the story of twelve travelers who spend the night in a roadside in.

Novuary: Novuary is the ninth month in the modern reformed calendar.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.  Novuary 28th is the first day of Fall.  Novuary 4th is the birthday of Iolanthe Dechantagne.

Numateme, The: An artifact left by the people of Ancient Bormass, the Numateme is an entire mountain carved into the shape of a lion.  It is located in modern Freedonai near the city of Löwestadt.

Nutooka: Nutooka is a small city in northern Enclep, with a native population of perhaps twenty thousand living in homes made of bamboo and palm fronds.  Its only roads are winding pathways of dirt filled with rickshaws, carts pulled along by oxen, and in a few cases by large pigs, and native women carrying bundles upon their shoulders.  The Brechalon Royal Navy maintains a deepwater port in Nutooka.

Numis: Numis is a country in southern Sumir.  Numis was a province of Pavir that became independent in 1011.  Numis is an enemy of Camora and is allied with Freedonia.

Nurix: One of the largest cities of Neo-Zaerphon, as well as capital from -1700 to -1120, Nurix is best known as the location of the Temple of Axemom.  The city was destroyed by the Rundarians in year 88.

Obscured by the Sand: The best known novel of Augustus Patrylla.

Octuary: Octuary is the eighth month of the modern reformed calendar.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.  Terrence Dechantagne was born in Octuary.

Oddyndessen: A Zaeri holiday, seldom celebrated in Brechalon but still common in other countries, Oddyndessen is a remembrance of the scriptural hero Odessah who set out on a journey around the world at the command of God.  This journey is recounted in the Book of Odyssey in the Grand Scriptures.

Old City, The: The central part of Brech City, The Old City consists of large marble and stone buildings constructed between 1,000 and 300 years ago.  The relatively small population of The Old City (about 600,000) is largely venerable and affluent families and tradesmen who operate businesses in the area.

Old Prophets, The: The Old Prophets is the fourth book of the Holy Scriptures of the Zaeri (known as the Grand Scriptures to Kafirites).  It deals with the lives of ancient Zaeri prophets and their pronouncements.  Zeah quotes The Old Prophets Chapter 26, Verse 3: “Fear neither dragon nor storm.”

Olgon: Originally a mountain people, the Olgon conquered first the Driconda and then their neighbors, creating an empire two thousand miles long.  Between -2100 and -1300, the Olgon built commercial centers around huge pyramids dedicated to their gods.  The practice of bloody sacrifice led to their overthrow by subject races.

Omris: Omris was one of a pantheon of gods worshipped by the ancient Argrathians.  Originally a death god, Omris evolved over time to a resurrection deity.  The cult of Omris was surpassed by that of Sirris long before the Zaeri religion was brought to Argrathia.

On the Rails: On the Rails is a book by Mirsannan writer Corrina Orendia.  It tells the story of Brech railroad moguls and was published in Brech before being translated by the author to Mirsannan.

Orendia, Corrina: A Mirsannan writer.

Ornithomimus: Ornithomimus is a large Birmisian bird.  It is characterized by feet with three weight-bearing toes, long slender arms, and a long neck.  It has an elongated, toothless, beaked skull.  Ornithomimus is bipedal and superficially resembls ostriches. They are swift runners.

Oxenbourse, Lord: Lord Oxenbourse was a title granted to Mr. Robert Pine in 1822 for heroic defense of the Kingdom in the naval engagement at the Battle of Mulien.  Upon his death, without heirs, the title was returned to the King, and was never granted again.  A statue of Lord Oxenbourse stands above a fountain on Avenue Dragon.

Osprey, S.S.: One of a number of passenger/cargo ships making the run from Brechalon to Birmisia.

Oster: A kingdom of souther Sumir from about 800 to till 1864, Oster combined the cultures of Argrathia and Pavir.  In 1864, Lower Pavir (now known simply as Pavir) joined with Oster to become Pavir-Oster.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 8 Excerpt

PatienceThe train had been moving about ten minutes when Ryan spoke again.

“Do you want to play Last Supper?”

“Is that some kind of Jesus thing?” asked Mike.  “Cause I already told you I was an atheist.”

“No, it’s not a… well… it is, but not really.  You list what twelve people you would want to invite to a dinner party.”

“Me and twelve people in one room,” mused Mike.  “That’s not The Last Supper; it’s Dante’s Inferno.”

“You don’t have to just pick people who are alive now.  You can pick anyone who has ever lived.”

“All right.  Go ahead.  Dazzle me.”

“Well,” began Ryan.  “Of course, first I would pick Jesus Christ.”

“Naturally.”

“Then George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Thomas Edison,” Ryan counted off happily on his fingers.  “Then it starts to get hard.  Ronald Reagan, um… John F. Kennedy, Neil Armstrong… um… oh, Martin Luther King Jr., Albert Einstein, um… and Paul McCartney.”

“You still need one more,” said Mike.

“No, I’m the twelfth.

“No, you need twelve plus yourself—like Jesus and the twelve apostles.”

“Oh, um, then… Ringo Starr.”

“Well at least you won’t need an interpreter,” said Mike.  “Everyone at your party speaks English, except Jesus.”

“Jesus can speak any language.”

“Of course he can.  Maybe he can do some card tricks too, because your party is going to be boring as shit.  You don’t have one single female, or married female for that matter.”

“There weren’t any women at The Last Supper.”

“Bull.  Even I know that Mary Magdelaine was at the last supper,” said Mike.  “And before you tell me that she had a minor role because all she did was wash feet, let me remind you that Jesus washed a few feet and nobody ever accuses him of having a minor role.”

“I wasn’t going to say that,” said Ryan.  “I didn’t know she was there.”  He thought for a moment.  “I do know the bible says ‘the devil can quote scripture to suit his own purpose’.”

“That’s not the bible.  It’s Shakespeare, whom incidentally would be one of my guests.  The Merchant of Venice.  And perhaps the devil has to quote scripture when the faithful can’t.”

“You know people would like you more if you didn’t act so smart and superior all the time.”

“Maybe more people would like me, but I wouldn’t be one of them.”

“Fine, you’ve got Shakespeare,” said Ryan.  “Who else would you have at your Last Supper?”

“These aren’t necessarily my favorite people in history, but I think this would be one hell of a party,” explained Mike.  “William Shakespeare.  I’d take Einstein too.  Then Julius Caesar, astronaut Gordon Cooper, Ben Franklin, Bill Clinton, Cleopatra, Mary Shelley, spy Mata Hari, Joan of Arc, Ada Lovelace, and Sacagawea.”

“I don’t know who Ada Lovelace is.  She’s not that Deep Throat girl, is she?”

“No, that was Linda Lovelace.  Ada Lovelace was an aristocrat and a genius—a little slutty, but no porn star.  She’d fit in though.”

“Okay, so you’ve got a bunch of historic party people.  I don’t know that much about Joan of Arc.  Was she a partier?”

“Not at all.  But you know at some point she’s going to go crazy and stab somebody,” Mike laughed.

“What about Sacagawea?”

“Designated driver.”

“Huh?  She can’t drive.”

“She got Lewis and Clark home safe after crossing a continent,” said Mike.  “I’m sure she could get drunk Clinton and drunk Shakespeare home safe, because you know Caesar and Ben Franklin are both showing up with booze.”

“It’s hard to believe you’re not a Christian,” said Ryan

Mike shrugged and went back to his texTee.

“How about you, Patience?” asked Ryan.  “Do you have a Last Supper?”

“Of course, Ryan.  My Last Supper would be Bender, Wall-E, R2D2, Tom Servo, Gort, Commander Data, Robbie, Cylon Number 6, Twiki, Optimus Prime, Replicant Rachael, and the T-800 Terminator.”

“That is very funny, Patience,” said Wanda.

“I don’t think that’s funny at all,” said Ryan.

“What I find funny,” said Mike, without looking up from his screen, “is that her list seems to be about an equal mix of robots that want to serve humans and robots that want to destroy all humans.”

“I don’t find that funny either.”

Back to School

Well, it’s that time of year.  As you read this, I am at “Back to School Day,” welcoming parents and students to Junior High School.  I still have a few days off left, but it’s right here– the end of the summer.

This is my 20th year teaching and it will be an interesting, no doubt trying year.  I can honestly say that at the end of every summer, I’ve both dreaded and looked-forward to going back to work.  Until this year.  Not really looking forward to it.  Still, it’s a job with really high highs and really low lows, so at least there is that anticipate.

I didn’t get as much written as I wanted to this summer, but I got enough written that I don’t hate myself.  I’m going to try and keep to my writing schedule as much as possible (and my new exercise schedule too, which is going really well) for the rest of the year.  I should have Love and the Darkness finished any time now, and then it’s back to work on 82 Eridani.

The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon: L-M

The Sorceress and her LoversLadies’ Auxiliary: A Brech organization originally created for wives of Brech soldiers but later opened to any Brech women.  Its members perform community service and charitable works.

Lathan, Momone: A Mirsannan writer, Momone Lathan is best known in Brechalon for the novel And God Looked Down and Smiled.

Latyum, Empire of: Latyum was the eastern most empire of the Mersh people.  Never as stable as Mershona, Latyum struggled through the rule of a dozen emperors, but created wondrous works of art.  Latyum fell to the Rundak tribes between -1800 and -1300.

Laudanum: Laudanum is a tincture of opium containing approximately 10% powdered opium by weight.  It is reddish-brown in color and tastes extremely bitter.  Laudanum contains almost all of the opium alkaloids, including morphine and codeine.  A potent narcotic by virtue of its high morphine concentration, laudanum is used to treat a variety of ailments, but its principal use was as an analgesic and cough suppressant.  Laudanum is purchased in Brech City at any apothecary.

Khaki: Khaki is a color, a light shade of yellow-brown similar to tan or beige.  It is used by many armies around the world for uniforms.

Lighthouse, The: A book by wizard Phirun Lovell, The Lighthouse tells the story of wizards in Brechalon and their importance to modern society.

Light of the Moon: An important book by Sable Agria, Light of the Moon tells the story of a doomed romance between cousins.

Lizzies: (See Lizardmen.)

Lizardmen: The aboriginal inhabitants of Mallon, Lizardmen are cold-blooded reptilians with a complex culture and language.  Generally six to seven feet tall, with gray, green, or brown scaly skin, the lizzies as they are known to humans have long snouts filled with peg-like teeth, and though they walked more or less fully upright, they sport a tail behind them six to eight feet long.  Up and down their backs, as in alligators, they have a row of bumpy ridges, while in front they sport a large flap of skin or dewlap below their faces.  Their hands, though possessing stumpy claw-tipped fingers do feature an opposable thumb.  They eschew clothing, but often wear belts, assorted tribal jewelry, and decorative paint.  Though humans often find it difficult to differentiate between the sexes, females are generally smaller than males.  Once a year, female lizzies lay eggs in forest nests.  When the young are born, they run wild in the forest until at about the age of ten, they are caught by the adults and civilized.  Most lizardmen live in small villages of 50 to 300 individuals, though there are several large and powerful lizzie city-states.

Lovell, Phirun: A wizard and writer, Phirun Lovell took part in killing one of the last dragons known in Sumir, which he recounted in his book Red Dragon Hunter.

Lowess, Kingdom of: Splitting away from Rundaria in 544, Lowess combined with Rundarr (Rundaria) and Derrick in 1794 to form Freedonia.

Löwestadt: A city in eastern Freedonia, Löwestadt is a stopover point for tourist planning to visit the Numateme.

Madoff, Kenitra: Saphiran poet and writer, Kenitra Madoff eventually became a nun.

Magic Spider, The: A novel by Mirsannan writer Anapurna Sevo.

Magic Whale, The: A children’s book by Geert Resnick, The Magic Whale is also popular among Brech adults.

Magnius: Magnius is the eleventh month of the modern reformed calendar.  It is named after King Magnus the Great, who adopted the calendar during his rule.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.  Magnius 21st is the birthday of Augustus Marek Virgil Dechantagne.  Magnius 20th is the birthday of his younger sister Terra Leah Dechantagne.

Mahanian, Umeko: A writer with a Brech father and Enclepian mother, Umeko Mahanian is best known for his detective story Doctor and Priest.

Majestic, S.S.: A passenger ship making the run from Brechalon to Birmisia.

Major Frisbie’s Chutney: Major Frisbie’s Chutney is a product produced in Brechalon and distributed around the world.  Founded by a former army officer, the company produces several different varieties of chutney, the most popular of which is green tomato.

Mallon: A continent far to the east of Sumir, Mallon is the home to dinosaurs and aboriginal reptilians of several varieties.  The northern third of the continent is divided into two regions: Mallontah and Birmisia.

Mallontah: The northwestern portion of the continent of Mallon, Mallontah is a vast region of deserts and tropical forests.  The Brech presence in Mallontah is centered around their capital city of St. Ulixes.

Man Who Loved His Gardener, The: A novel by Isaak Wissinger, The Man Who Loved His Gardener tells the story of a man’s obsessive love of a prostitute.

Manzanian River: The Manzanian River, named by Colonel Mormont during his exploration of Birmisia, lies just east of Port Dechantagne.  It is navigable for only the first several miles from the ocean, before going through a series of cataracts.  Locally, it is known as the Minotaur River.

Marching Over Enclep: A book of poetry by Leda Schraam, Marching Over Enclep puts a positive spin on the subjugation of primitive peoples by the Brech military.

Marcourt Station: On the other side of Brech City from Princess Aarya Boulevard Station, Marcourt Station is almost as large, connecting trains going in and out of Brech City with the horse-drawn trolley system.

Marines, Royal: The Royal Marines are a branch of infantry trained to fight from ship, as well and on land.  They were formed in 1664 and are a part of the UK Naval Service.  They have the longest infantry training in the world, which stands at 32 weeks for an enlisted recruit and 64 weeks for an officer recruit.  They include a commando brigade, a security unit responsible for guarding Greater Brechalon’s wizards, a Fleet Protection Group, a landing craft and boat-training group,  a naval special forces unit, and a naval band service.

Mark, Brech: The Mark is the main currency of The United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  In modern Brech, the mark is produced as a coin, as in a gold Decimark (10 marks), and banknotes are printed in denominations of 1 to 500 marks.  The 500 mark note is often referred to as “a Tybalt” because of its portrait of King Tybalt III.

Marriage in a Slaughterhouse: A novel by Walter Grace.

Marriage of Purpose, A: A novel by Sable Agria that many mistakenly take as favoring arranged marriages; A Marriage of Purpose in fact advocates marriage for love.

Mather: The largest Freedonian manufacturer of firearms, Mather is famous for their semi-automatic pistols.

Matter and the Elements: One of the most printed books in the world, Matter and the Elements by Phoebus Dodson is a text for all chemistry and physics classes in Brechalon, Mirsanna, or Freedonia.

Merchant and Shannon Shipping Lines: The largest and most expansive shipping organization in Brechalon, Merchant and Shannon operated scores of ships in and out of ports around the world.

Meet Me in Hexagon Park: A flowery and romantic novel set in modern day Brech City, by author Cathal Parvis.

Men and Women: A book by Shrem Tunney extolling the virtues of marriage with little or no sex.

Mermaid’s Ankle, The: A tavern in Brech City near the Thiss docks, The Mermaid’s Ankle caters to sailors and dockworkers.  It has its own carriage that is used to take home patrons who become indisposed.

Mernham Yard: Mernham Yard is headquarters for the Brech City Police Corps.

Meninia Impertinenta, S.S.: A Mirsannan freighter that frequently makes the trip to Birmisia from Mirsanna.

Mersh: The Mersh were people who migrated to modern Freedonia about -3300, conquering the Donnatta successor states and Ancient Brechalon.  The Mersh practiced Argrathian culture and religion.  Eventually they split into the twin empires of Mershona and Latyum.

Mershona, Empire of: The western half of the lands conquered by the Mersh became Mershona.  Known for its engineers, architects, and artists, Mershoan was the first civilization to send explorers beyond the continent.  Some speculate they may have travelled as far as Mallon.  Mershona fell to the invading Rundak tribes about -1140.

Microraptor: Microraptor is a genus of small, four-winged bird or dinosaur found in Birmisia.  With adult specimens ranging 2.5 to 3 feet long, and with a weight of about two pounds, Microraptors are unusual among birds and feathered dinosaurs.  They are one of the few known birds to sport long flight feathers on the legs as well as their wings.

Ministry of War, Brech: The Ministry of War not only operates the Army, Navy, and Marines of the United Kingdom, but also controls the wizards and sorcerers of the kingdom.

Minotaur, H.M.S.: A large and modern battleship, H.M.S. Minotaur is 430 feet long, has a beam of 75 feet, and a draft of 26 feet.  It has a displacement of 13,200 tons.  The Minotaur was loaned to the Dechantagne Birmisia Expedition.

Minotaur River: (See Manzanian River.)

Miparia: A country in Southern Sumir, Miparia was founded by conquistadors from Mirsa in 899, who invaded what was then Pavir.  Today Miparia is a close allie of Mirsanna and is an enemy of Numis and Camora.

Mirlughth: An ancient name for steel.

Mirsa, Kingdom of: The Kingdom of Mirsa was formed, along with Loess and Derich, in 544 during a revolution against Rundaria.  In 1744, Mirsa combined with the Kingdom of Zaer to become Mirsanna.

Mirsanna, The Kingdom of: Mirsanna was founded by the joining of the Kingdom of Mirsa with the Kingdom of Zaer in 1744.  Mirsanna is considered by many to be the cultural center of the modern world.  Its capital of Natine is the center of fashion, food, and music.  Mirsanna is a traditional rival of both Freedonia and Brechalon.

Mirsannan Pastoral: The only remaining work by novelist Robinson Arps, Mirsannan Pastoral extolls the virtue of Mirsannan country life.  It is popular among Brech women, who typically find Brech society less cultured than that of Mirsanna.

Mistress of Brechbay, S.S.: One of the larger freighters making the run from Brechalon to Birmisia.

Miza: A subject race that overthrew the Olgons about -1300, by -1000 the Miza had become a civilization in their own right.  They worshipped the Olgon gods, but were decidedly less bloodthirsty.  They expanded to conquer Hathastor and were eventually conquered by King Magnus’s Zur Empire.

Modest Scriptures, The: The life and teachings of Kafira Kristos make up the second half of the Kafirite scriptures, known as The Modest Scriptures (the first half is known as The Grand Scriptures).  The Modest Scriptures contain 32 books, which are as follows: The Fall of King Magnus, The Gospel According to Admeta, The Gospel According to Bikendi, The Gospel According to Dante, The Prayers of Dante, The Gospel According to Ulixes, The Gospel According to Wiolet, The Epistles of Fantin the Elder, The Parable of Blood, The Epistles of Fantin the Younger, The Epistles of Julien, The Parable of Wind, The Epistles of March, The Parable of Magic, The Epistles of Raina, The Gospel of Egeria, Egeria’s Epistles tot eh Dallarians, Egeria’s Epistles to the Zaeri, Egeria’s Epistle to the Rundarians, Egeria’s Epistle to the Xygians, Egeria’s Epistle to the Argrathians, Egeria’s Epistle to the Pavir, Egeria’s Epistle to the Ixec, Egeria’s Epistle to the Zurians, Egeria’s Epistle to Borazon, The Vision of Lamar, Egeria’s Epistle to Lamar, Egeria’s Epistle to Ulixes, The Lives of the Apostles, The Epistles of Ulixes, Ulixes’s Torments, Ulixes’s Revelations.

Mont Dechantagne: A large estate near Shopton, Brechalon, Mont Dechantagne is the traditional home of the Dechantagne family dating from their arrival in Greater Brechalon in the early 1200s.

More Brech Stories: A popular collection of short stories by Baumgarten Glines, and a quasi-sequel to Brech Stories.

 Morizu, King: King Morizu was a Zur ruler and grandfather of Magnus the Great.  He began the expansion of the Zur Empire that would eventually result in the conquest of the known world.

Mormont, Colonel: Colonel Mormont was the first Brech explorer of Mallon.  His journals provide detailed accounts of the flora, fauna, and aboriginies of the region.

 Mrs. Fox: A novel by Anapurna Sevo.

Music Box, Mechanical: The mechanical music box became popular throughout Sumir after its invention by Brech entrepreneur Clert Mirsoff.  Using wax cylinders, the music box can replicate music and spoken words, even sound effects.  At a cost of less than 4 marks, the mechanical music box is far more popular than similar devices that work on magic.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 6 Excerpt

Patience“And they wonder why people go crazy and burst into doctors’ offices with assault rifles,” said Mike, sitting sideways on the examining table of the orthopedic surgeon’s office.

“It’s not that bad, Mike,” said Patience.

“That’s easy for you to say.  You’re protected from radiation.  They’re going to give me cancer before I get my knee fixed.  I go to the doctor, who gives me an x-ray, which he admits doesn’t tell him anything.  He just gave it to me so that I could get into that fancy LMS scan and then get into the orthopedist’s office.  And what does the orthopedist do before he even sees me?”

“He has you get another x-ray.”

“He has me get another x-ray.”

“I’m sure that two x-rays will not put you at too much risk.”

“Sure, now,” replied Mike, crossing his arms.  “What if I break my arm next week?  Then what if I have to go to the dentist and get a filling?  Then what if I fall and bust my skull open.  I’ll be glowing by next month.”

“Mike, you lived almost fifty-two years without breaking a single bone.”

“That was before I knew you.  I’ve made up for lost time since you came along, Mrs. Smith.”

At that moment, the examining room door opened and the doctor stepped inside.  He closed the door without looking up from his texTee and reached out a hand toward Mike.  He was a tall, heavyset man with hints of Asian ancestry in his face, but when he spoke it was with an accent right out of West Virginia.

“I’m Dr. Pine.  Good to meet you.”

Mike shrugged.  Dr. Pine whipped his texTee around and held it in front of Mike’s face.

“Here’s your scan.  You’ve torn your medial meniscus in three places.”

“I’m going to have to stay out of those places,” said Mike.

“Oh, that was funny,” said the doctor, without cracking a smile.  “We’ll cut three little incisions around your knee and go in.  Once we get in there, we can see what’s what, and fix it.  I can get you on the schedule for the day after tomorrow.”

“May I see the scan?” asked Patience.

Pine hesitated.

“Let her see it,” said Mike.  “And let me get this straight.  I have a billion dollar LMS scan and enough x-rays to look like I spend my weekends at Chernobyl, and you still won’t know ‘what’s what’ until you dig around in my knee?”

“Well, soft tissue is notoriously difficult to get a good image on.  Based on the inflammation, it’s obvious that it’s the medial meniscus.  It’s not really surprising.  I see this injury half a dozen times a week.  We can fix you up in no time though.  It’s a day surgery.  Walk in, have the surgery, and go home.  You should stay off your feet for two days and then you’ll be back to your usual routine.”

“I’ll be able to walk after just two days?”

“Sure.  I’ll want you to take it easy for a while.  No jogging for two weeks.  No strenuous lifting for four weeks.  Other than that, usual activities are fine.”

“That prognosis seems extremely optimistic, Dr. Pine,” said Patience.  “With this type of surgery, I wouldn’t expect Mike to return to his usual activities for at least six months, and even then, only after physical therapy.”

Mike looked questioningly at the doctor.

“Well, quite a few patients feel like they benefit from physical therapy.  If after the surgery, that seems like the best option for you, I’ll prescribe it.”

“I don’t think you should have this surgery, Mike,” said Patience.

“If we don’t get you in this week,” said Dr. Pine.  “It might be three weeks before we can schedule it.”

“I don’t think he should have the surgery at all.”

“That is not a good idea,” said the doctor, grabbing his texTee from her hands.  “The meniscus is cartilaginous material.  It doesn’t grow back.  It has to be repaired.”

“And are you going to sew it back together, Dr. Pine?” asked Patience.  “Or are you just going to smooth it off with a heat probe and then send him back home.”

“If it’s torn completely through, it has to be repaired.  That’s something to be determined when we get in there.  But yes… if it’s a simple tear, we’ll just smooth it over so you don’t have any catches or clicks when you walk.”

“I don’t want to click when I walk,” said Mike.

“You’re just as likely to click with the surgery as without,” said his wife, and then she turned back to the doctor.  “Doesn’t the fact that Mike is walking with barely a limp indicate that the tears in his meniscus are fairly minor?”

“Possibly, but we can’t be sure.”

“Mike,” said Patience, stepping up beside him and putting a hand on his shoulder.  “I think you should try physical therapy now instead of surgery.  If it isn’t better, you can always have the surgery later.”

Mike looked at the doctor.  “Is that right?”

“I suppose,” he said with a frown.  “It’s not what I recommend.”

“Normally this would be a tough nut,” said Mike.  “But the fact that I hate hospitals pretty much tips the scales in the robot’s favor, Doc.  I’ll let you know if I feel like I need your services later.”

Coming Soon – Love and the Darkness

Love and the DarknessIf you’ve looked at the Previews page, you may have noticed that there is a new book on the schedule.  Love and the Darkness comes from my pile of story ideas.  It’s been in there for years, but I got an idea on how I wanted to do it, so I started as soon as Patience was done.  I thought I would whip it out before getting back to work on 82 Eridani.  While it’s not going as fast as I thought it was, it is going.  I should have it done in a couple of weeks.

Love and the Darkness is a tale of horror/suspense… hopefully.  It’s a long novelette/short novella, about 20,000 words.  When I get it done, it’s going to go up as one of the free books.  I decided that it’s going to be free for a year.  After that, it will pop up to 99 cents.  Watch this space for a release date.