The Young Sorceress – Chapter 8 Excerpt

“I honestly don’t know what her problem was,” said Senta over her cup of tea.

“It reinforces what I’ve always said,” said Nellie Swenson. “Magic is too dangerous.”

Graham looked from one to the other, clearly expecting Senta to get up and clock the girl reporter in the noggin, but she just smiled and nodded.

“Another bottle of Billingbow’s!” he called to the passing waitress, who happened to be his sister.

“You know where it is!” she shouted back at him.  “Go get it yourself!”

“Does anyone else want anything?” he asked the two girls seated with him.  They both shook their heads.

“All right then, um, I’ll just be right back.”

“So how are you finding Birmisia?” asked Senta when he had left.

“Knock off the chit-chat, you lunatic,” replied the redhead. “You’re a menace and I intend to tell all of Brechalon about it.”

“So who’s stopping you,” replied the sorceress.  “Do whatever you want.”

“Oh, I will.  And before I’m done, I’ll have freed Graham Dokkins from whatever magic you’ve used to cloud over his mind.”

Senta snorted into her cup.

“You’re a daft cow,” she said.

Graham returned with his bottle of soda, but before he could sit down, Nellie jumped to her feet.

“Come on, Graham.  I want to feed the dinosaurs.”

The boy looked questioningly at Senta.

“Go ahead,” she answered his unasked question.  “Run along and play.”

She sat alone for a few minutes finishing her tea, and had just decided to head home, when the chair opposite hers slid back and Hertzel plopped down into it.  He gave her a look, with one brow cocked.

“What?” she asked.  “Do you think I’ve ensorcelled him too?”

He shook his head.

Gaylene stopped at the table.

“Having tea then, Hertzel?”

He nodded and made a circle with his hands.

“Soup coming up,” said Gaylene, and then hurried away.

“Aren’t you supposed to be working?” asked Senta.

Hertzel shook his head again.

“So what are you doing?”

He shrugged.

“You need a girlfriend, that’s what,” said Senta. “Maybe we can find you a little ginger tramp too.”

 

* * * * *

 

It was teatime too at the home of Egeria Lusk.  Her large house, tall with great columns along the front, sat just east of Town Square, behind a tall metal fence.  Large willows grew along the east and west sides and in back was a large, carefully cultivated garden.  Here, tea had been set up on a white wrought iron table and guests sat around it on six matching chairs.

Miss Lusk poured first for her fiancé Zeah Korlann, then his daughter Yuah, Yuah’s lizzy dressing maid, and finally for herself. Young Augustus already had a glass of juice, and his little sister Terra was curled up in the lizzie’s reptilian arms, sleeping.  Famous for her fine white dresses, on this occasion Miss Lusk wore a white and lavender striped day dress.  Her flaming red hair was pulled back into a bun and topped with a white boater.

“I told Mrs. Beynon that if Mrs. Dechantagne wanted to seat her lizzie at the dinner table then that was her prerogative,” she said.

“Cissy isn’t just a lizzie,” said Yuah.  “She’s part of the family.”

“Oh, believe me, I understand.  Why I just couldn’t get by without Chunny.”

Miss Lusk’s lizzie, Chunny, stepped out the back door at that moment, and balancing a large silver tray positively overflowing with covered dishes.  He was a magnificent fellow, tall and heavily built, with bright green skin the color spring leaves on his back and a yellowish olive underside.  Stopping beside the table, he laid out the dishes one by one before the diners.

“Tsaua Khunniitia,” said Cissy.

“Tsaua Ssissiatok,” replied Chunney stiffly.

“Kichketos ets etehos eenu?” Miss Lusk asked him sharply, then turning to Cissy said.  “I would prefer we spoke Brech at the table, please.”

“You seem to have quite a command of the local language, my dear,” said Zeah.  “Perhaps we could make a little game of it—all of us learning a few words.  What do you think, Yuah?”

“What?” asked Yuah, starting as if awakened.  “I don’t… I don’t care.”

“I’m hungry,” whined Augie.  “Ghahk tonahass already.”

His mother smacked him on the back of the head.

“Mind your manners,” she snapped.

“That is exactly why we don’t play those kind of games at the table,” said Miss Lusk.  “Learning the language so that we are better able to interact with our new world is one thing, but if we aren’t careful we shall end up bastardizing Brech culture, Brech language, and Brech civilization.”

“I doubt that our learning a bit of foreign language will have any lasting effect on Brech civilization,” said Zeah.

“You don’t think so?” Miss Lusk tilted her head as she spoke. “Young Augustus will grow up to be an important person—perhaps Prime Minister.  How will that happen if we allow his mind to be polluted?”

His Robot Wife: Patience Under Fire

His Robot Wife: Patience Under Fire is out and available as an ebook at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, Kobo Books, Walmart Ebooks, Smashwords, and other outlets.  It is also available as a paperback from Amazon.  I will be updating the book page with links ASAP.

The book had a really great premier, doing well enough to appear on the New Releases and Trending Now spots on the Smashwords front page.  Thanks to all of my readers and a special thanks to my Patreon supporters.

I will make a promise right now.  The time between the second and third book will be much shorter than between the first and second.

The Young Sorceress – Chapter 11 Excerpt

Senta left the dress shop and walked next door to the Pfennig Store.  The establishment was filled with lizzies, and although they seldom seemed to move very fast, it was less than fifteen seconds from the time that the Drache Girl entered and the last of the reptilians left.

“Thank goodness you’ve come in,” said Mr. Parnorsham.  “I need a break.”

“Can I buy you a Billingbow’s, Mr. P?”

Mr. Parnorsham thought for a moment, and then said, “I think you can.”

He pulled two bottles from where they were cooling and set them on the counter.  He handed Senta a straw.  Then he popped the cork from his own bottle and tipped it back, pouring the cool soda water down his throat.

“You must be making money hand over fist,” said the girl. “The lizzies sure love your store.”

“It has been very profitable, I won’t lie.  Honestly though, I think I’m getting too old for this. And to tell the truth, Mrs. Parnorsham is feeling lonely at home by herself.  I think a year or two more and I’ll have to retire.”

“What would we do without a Pfennig Store?”

“Oh, I’m sure someone will open up another establishment. I’m surprised they haven’t already. For that matter, I might sell the business or pass it on to someone.  Mrs. P and I were never blessed with children, but I have quite an abundance of nephews back in Brechalon.

“It won’t be the same without you, Mr. P.”

“That is very kind of you to say,” said the man.

Just then the bell over the door rang.  A lizzie walked in leading three human children.  Senta sipped her Billingbow’s and watched as the group made its way to the toy counter.

“Tsaua Cissy!” called Mr. P.  Then to Senta, he added, “the governor’s lizzie.”

“Yes, I recognize her.”

In the relatively quiet store, the children grew louder and louder until they were almost shouting at each other.  The lizzie hissed, quieting them.  Senta strolled over to where they stood by the toy counter.

“Can I be of assistance?” she asked in the lizzie tongue.

“It is nothing for you to worry about, Drache Girl.”  The words “Drache Girl” were in Brech, but he rest was in “spit-n-gag.”  “The children can’t decide which toy they want.”

“Hello kids,” said Senta, in Brech.

“Hello Senta,” said Iolana Staff and Augie Dechantagne at almost the same time.

“Where’s your dragon?” asked little Terra Dechantagne.

“He’s sleeping, but I’ll tell him you asked after him. So you can’t decide which toy to get?”

“I want another soldier,” said Terra, in her hoarse little voice, “but Mommy says I have to be a princess.”

“You should get a soldier.  Then you can be a queen and order him around.  Queens are better than princesses any day.”

“She’s getting her soldier mixed in with my regiment,” said Augie.

“Yes, I can see how that would be a problem,” said Senta. She turned to the oldest of the three.  “And what is your problem?”

“I don’t think we should get a toy every time we come to the Pfennig Store.  We have so many toys already that we can’t play with them all.  There are little children in Enclep that can’t afford a single toy to play with.”

“I don’t suppose your mother knows you’re a socialist?”

“See?” said the lizzie.  “Just kids.”

“Mr. Parnorsham,” called Senta, back toward the counter.  “Can you get me a tin of those butter biscuits and perhaps put a bow on it? I have a sick friend.”

The Voyage of the Minotaur

In preparation for the release of the final book in The Sorceress and the Dragon series (AKA Senta and the Steel Dragon), I’m issuing new editions of the earlier books.  I just uploaded the new edition of The Voyage of the Minotaur.  It should be available as you read this.

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