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Cissy the Iguana Reviews : Tarzan of the Apes

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This story takes place in Africa, so no iguanas. There are crocodiles, but they play no truly important part of the story. Crocodiles are much more prominant in the Tarzan movies. Well, here goes.
Jungle: good, good, good. Crocodiles: good. Apes: Don’t care. Man dominating nature: bad. Overall Rating: Two mustard greens and a kale. (Marginally recommended for iguanas.)

Cissy the Iguana Reviews: Twilight

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This is my first book review and the first vampire book I’ve ever read. Being a vegetarian, I find vampires icky. Well, here goes. Descriptions of forest: good. Descriptions of humidity: good. Descriptions of cold weather: bad, bad, bad. No sun: bad, bad, bad.

I give Twilight: 1 Mustard Green (Not recommended for Iguanas).