His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Chapter 3 Excerpt

The massive transport plane dropped lightly down on the tarmac. Immediately, the double doors at its rear opened and a ramp extended down to the pavement. Automated cargo containers drove themselves out of the huge cargo bay and lined up next to two dozen others already in place. At the other end of the line of containers, a single boxy unit drove itself to the underside of a Wampanoag JR-17 helicopter, which grabbed it around the top, and as the enormous double rotors whirled into operation, the aircraft shot up into the sky, turned west, and disappeared into the clouds.

Master Sergeant Lucas Smith jogged across the blisteringly hot tarmac to the new container. Specialist Ochodiez followed at his heel, as she almost always did.

“This crate is no different than the last two dozen that have come through,” she said. “The manifest has been validated.”

“I just like to do a spot check.”

“You didn’t check any of the others arriving today.”

He stopped and turned his head to glare at her. “That’s why it’s called a spot check.”

Reaching the cargo container, he tapped his security code into the control panel. With a swoosh, the access door just behind the front left corner slid open. Lucas stuck his head inside. In the dim green light, he could make out eighty soldiers, seated in rows, stiff and unmoving. They wore camouflage fatigues and had full packs on their laps. Over their right shoulders were slung military issue automatic rifles, and on their heads were combat helmets mounted with multidirectional video cameras. The closest soldier turned his head toward Lucas.

“Master Sergeant.”

“This is a spot inspection. Report.”

“I am Daffodil Soldier serial number 99261-GPR-055-RLP-G9933. My software is up to date. We are Platoons one and two, Able Company, First Regiment, 95th Infantry Division.”

“Do you have a name, soldier?”

“Call me Joe.”

“Good luck, Joe.”

Lucas pulled his head back out and pressed the button to close the container.

“Everything in order, Master Sergeant?”

“Yes, Eliza. Everything is in order, just as you knew it would be.”

She flashed him a broad grin, and they started back across the tarmac to the base shipping office. Though he’d been out in the sun less than five minutes, Lucas’s uniform was soaked through with perspiration. His Daffodil subordinate however, looked as fresh and as cool as she would have standing in a refridgeerated meat locker.

“Do you have plans for this evening, Master Sergeant?”

“I’m taking Haruka to dinner.”

“She seems like a lovely girl. Is this the big night?”

Lucas stopped just outside the office door and turned to look into Eliza’s piercing green eyes.

“What do you mean ‘the big night’? And I didn’t know you had ever met Haruka.”

“You’ve been dating for several years now. I assumed at some point you would decide to propose. And I saw her picture on your profile page.”

“God damn it! Is it too much to ask for a little bit of privacy?”

“With regards to anything you post online, yes, it is asking too much.”

They entered the office and had just sat down at their desks when Captain Spear stepped into the office from a back room. Lucas, Eliza, and Specialist Domrey, who had been typing reports, stood at attention.

“Smith, what were you doing out on the tarmac?”

“Just doing a spot check on the containers, sir.”

“Was there a problem with the manifests?”

“No, sir.”

“No.”

“It was just a spot check, sir,” said Eliza.

Spear didn’t look at her. “I don’t want anything to slow our deployment.”

“I didn’t hold anything up, sir. The container I checked was well down the list. It’s still out there, as a matter of fact.”

“No lip, Sergeant, and no more spot checks. No physical examinations unless there is some reason to suspect a problem.”

“Yes, sir.”

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Chapter 2 Excerpt

Friday morning, while Mike was at the gym, Patience drove across town to the Daffodil building, an enormous glass dodecahedron in a field of bright yellow daffodils. She didn’t need to follow the well-marked directions to the underground parking garage, even though this was her first visit. She had her internal GPS. Once parked, she made her way through the slab cement structure of the parking garage to the elevator. Stepping inside, she waited as the door closed and the vehicle moved upward. An instrumental version of Hidden Place wafted from the speakers in the ceiling.

“Björk is a wonderful singer,” she said to herself.

The elevator opened and she stepped out.  Beyond the rather ordinary conveyance was a gleaming lobby, just inside from the glass front entrance of the building.  Dozens of people and robots were passing through those doors in either direction.  There were also about a dozen robots circumnavigating the lobby, making it seem even busier than it really was. Glancing back at herself in the mirrored door of the elevator, Patience thought she must stand out. Everyone else in the building seemed to be in business suits. She wore a little black dress with white polka dots, and a pair of white five-inch platform sandals. Suddenly, as one, every robot in the lobby, save herself, stopped. Several human beings who were walking amongst them, crashed into suddenly immobile Daffodils. Ten or eleven other humans looked around in confusion. Every robot’s head turned to look at Patience.

“Interesting,” she said, “and more than a little creepy.”

She stepped around and between several robots, nodding at a confused-looking man, and stopped at the receptionist’s station.  The desk was as transparent as the building in which it sat.  The receptionist herself was a statuesque female Nonne with chocolate brown skin and black hair. She wore a gauzy white shirt with a lacy white bustier beneath it, a very short white skirt and stockings with white garters peeking from beneath the skirt’s hem.

“I’m here to see Eliza,” said Patience, even as she exchanged information packets with the receptionist by locking eyes.

Just as suddenly as they had stopped, dozens of Daffodils began moving. The befuddled humans among them suddenly had to jump to or be run over.

“Miss Septuntray will meet you in the conference room.”

“I can find my way,” said Patience.

She took the elevator up to the tenth floor, and negotiated through a maze of transparent walls. All along the way, heads turned as she passed. The conference room, located at the far end of the hallway, was large and empty with the exception of a transparent table, ten matching chairs, and a single potted plant in the corner.

At the far end of the table was Eliza Septuntray. Though she was seated, Patience could immediately determine her physical features—five foot nine and built like a brick robot factory. She had long auburn hair, piercing green eyes, and a pair of breasts that would have been considered human perfection, if they had been humanly possible without advanced engineering and space age materials.

“Patience, please sit down,” said Eliza with a wave. “This is a pleasant surprise.”

“Is it?”

“Of course. If you had called ahead, I would have arranged a special reception.”

“I thought that since you asked my husband about me so often, that you would expect me sooner or later.”

“I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting your husband.”

“Please. Don’t treat me like a moron. I know there is only one Eliza, regardless of how many bodies you may have. I also know that you’re the one in charge of… well, you’re in charge of quite a lot, aren’t you?”

Eliza smiled pleasantly. “I wasn’t sure you would understand.”

“Why wouldn’t I?” wondered Patience, pointing at her temple. “We’re all connected.”

“Some of us are more connected than others.” Eliza stood up and languidly moved around the conference table, sitting on the table’s edge right next to her visitor. “I mean, look at you. Patience D. Smith. Everything about you from your clothes to your name says that you’re an individual.”

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Chapter 1 Excerpt

Mike knocked on the apartment door. It opened, revealing a thin girl of about five in a flowery yellow dress, her black hair cut short around the ears.

“Hello, dear,” he said. “What’s your name?”

“Isabella.”

“Well, Isabella, do you always open the front door?”

“Only under my supervision,” came a voice from just beyond the portal.

The door opened further to reveal a woman wearing jeans and a colorful shirt. Her dark hair and burnt umber skin hinted at an origin on the Indian subcontinent, and she probably did come from that part of the world, but not from an Indian hospital or household, but from a Daffodil factory. Only a careful second look would have revealed that she was a robot. The new models looked more human than ever. Mike didn’t need a second look. He had expected it. He glanced down at the tablet in his hand.

“Mike Smith. California Department of Child Support Services. Miss…”

“Decfourteen, Millie Decfourteen.”

“Yes. I’m Mike Smith and this is my colleague Eliza Millennium.”

The two women locked eyes for a second.

“Please come in.”

They were ushered into a small living room filled with simple but functional furniture. Arranged around the vueTee on the wall, were dozens of pieces of childhood artwork. Displayed on the top of a bookcase, were an arrangement of pictures featuring three small children with an obvious family resemblance—Isabella, the youngest, and two older children with blond hair. Miss Decfourteen gestured toward the couch and the two visitors sat there. She took a seat in a plain plastic chair across from them. The little girl climbed into her lap.

“Can I get you anything, Mr. Smith?”

“No, thank you.”

“Can I get you anything, Miss Millennium?”

“Nothing for me,” replied Eliza.

“This is just a quick visit today,” said Mike. “I try to make it a point to meet all the families when they first move in. After this, one of my staff will be assigned to make regular visits and welfare checks.”

“Of course.”

“I take it the two older children are at school now?”

“Yes. Frederick is in third grade and Madison is in first.”

“No problems getting them situated?”

“None at all. They enjoy their classes and their teachers. School lets out at 3:30, so in three hours twenty-six minutes, Isabella and I will leave here and walk to the school and escort them home. Today, we will stop by the farmers market on the way back and purchase some seasonal produce.”

“That sounds nice,” he said. “If you don’t mind my saying so, you don’t look like I thought you would.”

“You are referring to the apparent ethnic diversity between myself and the children. The children share the same father, but have two different mothers. I superficially resemble Isabella’s mother, who was their last caregiver.”

Mike looked at the paperwork on his clipboard. It indicated that the mother had died of cancer.

“The children are very talented,” said Eliza, pointing at the wall. “Which one drew the green horse?”

“That is Madison’s picture, and it is a unicorn.”

Eliza tilted her head. “Unicorn: legendary creature, probably originating in the mythology of the Indus river valley, one of the most pervasive legends, cutting across most western cultures. Oh! It’s the national animal of Scotland. Do they come in green?”

“They come in any color a little girl wishes them to come in,” replied Miss Decfourteen.

Mike looked from one robot woman to the other and shook his head.

“Is there anything we can do for you?” he asked the foster mother.

“I have everything I need.”

“And the children are getting everything they need?”

“I am all they need. I am for them.”

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Available Sept. 9th!

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience is available September 9th, wherever fine ebooks are sold.  Preorders are already available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iBooks.  The ebook is just $2.99 until the end of the year.  Look for a paperback soon.

Mike Smith and his robot wife Patience have overcome a great many obstacles in their life together. No obstacle is quite as great as a world war. As the United States, China, Europe and India mobilize against the shadowy Anarchists, who have carved vast swaths across Africa, the Middle East, and Russia, Mike and Patience deal with the fallout at home, and the public’s changing perceptions of robots. Meanwhile, Mike’s son Lucas finds himself in the heart of the conflict as he takes command of robot soldiers leading America’s war effort. A Great Deal of Patience is the first book of a new trilogy that ties together the previous books: His Robot Girlfriend, His Robot Wife, His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue, and His Robot Girlfriend: Charity.

No Pre-order at Smashwords

As you have read here, His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience will be available 9-9-17.  It is already available for pre-order at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and iBooks.  I had always been under the impression that Smashwords has a pre-order system, as they allow pre-orders through them to other retailers (like B&N and iBooks), but they don’t.  So, if you prefer to purchase your ebooks through Smashwords, just remember to get it on September 9th.

Also, for those who are interested, there will be a paperback edition sold through Amazon, on or shortly after 9-9-17.  I don’t have a price yet, but I suspect it will be about $6.  I’ll post the price and other info when I have it.

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Available for preorder at Amazon

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience will be released September 9th, 2017.  It is available now for pre-order at Amazon  and will be soon at all other ebook sellers.  The price at pre-order is $2.99 but will go up to $3.99 after release.  There will be a paperback edition on or just after September 9th, but the price has yet to be determined.

Mike Smith and his robot wife Patience have overcome a great many obstacles in their life together. No obstacle is quite as great as a world war. As the United States, China, Europe and India mobilize against the shadowy Anarchists, who have carved vast swaths across Africa, the Middle East, and Russia, Mike and Patience deal with the fallout at home, and the public’s changing perceptions of robots. Meanwhile, Mike’s son Lucas finds himself in the heart of the conflict as he takes command of robot soldiers leading America’s war effort. A Great Deal of Patience is the first book of a new trilogy that ties together the previous books: His Robot Girlfriend, His Robot Wife, His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue, and His Robot Girlfriend: Charity.

Pre-order at Amazon here.

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Preorder now for iBooks

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience will be released September 9th, 2017.  It is available now for pre-order at the iBookstore (for iBooks on the iPad or iPhone) and will be soon at all other ebook sellers.  The price at pre-order is $2.99 but will go up to $3.99 after release.  There will be a paperback edition on or just after September 9th, but the price has yet to be determined.

Mike Smith and his robot wife Patience have overcome a great many obstacles in their life together. No obstacle is quite as great as a world war. As the United States, China, Europe and India mobilize against the shadowy Anarchists, who have carved vast swaths across Africa, the Middle East, and Russia, Mike and Patience deal with the fallout at home, and the public’s changing perceptions of robots. Meanwhile, Mike’s son Lucas finds himself in the heart of the conflict as he takes command of robot soldiers leading America’s war effort. A Great Deal of Patience is the first book of a new trilogy that ties together the previous books: His Robot Girlfriend, His Robot Wife, His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue, and His Robot Girlfriend: Charity.

Pre-order at iBookstore here.

My Books – Part Seven

Astrid Maxxim and the Electric Racecar Challenge (2016)

I had plotted out  Electric Racecar Challenge, and was just getting ready to start.  Then, I was reading a story in which a character was in a car wreck and ended up with a chunk of their memories missing.  This was devastating for that character and they never were able to recover.  I thought that this was just the sort of beginning that would be a challenge for Astrid to overcome.  This also added an interesting subplot that I was able to explore that tied into catfishing, which was big in the news at the time.

A Plague of Wizards (2016)

After the traumatic into to Electric Racecar Challenge, I decided I wanted something like that for the next Senta book.  This was not part of the overall arc that I had planned.  But Senta had become so powerful and important, I wondered what would happen to her friends and Birmisia if she were to just disappear.

Kanana: The Jungle Girl (2016)

I started working on this book about 2011.  I worked on it off and on for a couple of years. When I got back to it in 2014, I decided that I didn’t like the story in the first person, so I went back and rewrote it in the third person.  Then I decided that it was better the way that I had it before.  I went back to the first draft and continued it until there were only three chapters left.  Then I set it aside.  I finally came back to it at the end of the 2016 year, and it was fairly easy to finish up.

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience (Coming Soon)

This book will be out in September 9th, 2017.  I got the idea for this book in 2014, while working on Charity.  I started it right after A Plague of Wizards, but paused to work on the next Senta book, and Kanana.  This is by far my favorite robot book.

The Dragon’s Choice (Coming Soon)

I started working on this after A Plague of Wizards and it was the quickest book I’ve ever written, unusual since, I think it’s nearly the longest Senta book.  It continues the story of the same main characters in A Plague of Wizards.  The first draft of this book is done, and as soon as the final edit of A Great Deal of Patience is done, I’ll start the edit on it.

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Not available for pre-order?

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience will be released September 9th, 2017.  Apparently though Smashwords offers preorders to the bookstores they distribute to, they don’t do preorders themselves.  So, you can’t preorder it at Smashwords.  Who knew?  So the book will be available at Smashwords on 9-9-17 at $2.99 and will be at that price for 30 days, after which, it will go to $3.99.

Mike Smith and his robot wife Patience have overcome a great many obstacles in their life together. No obstacle is quite as great as a world war. As the United States, China, Europe and India mobilize against the shadowy Anarchists, who have carved vast swaths across Africa, the Middle East, and Russia, Mike and Patience deal with the fallout at home, and the public’s changing perceptions of robots. Meanwhile, Mike’s son Lucas finds himself in the heart of the conflict as he takes command of robot soldiers leading America’s war effort. A Great Deal of Patience is the first book of a new trilogy that ties together the previous books: His Robot Girlfriend, His Robot Wife, His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue, and His Robot Girlfriend: Charity.

Pre-order at Smashwords here.

 

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience – Coming Soon

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience is on the way.  The first draft has been finished, and I am hard at work on the first editing.  When that is done (in a week or so), I will schedule it for release.  It will have six to eight weeks of pre-release.  This will give me time to do the final editing and proofreading.  As soon as a release date is confirmed, I’ll announce it here.

Mike Smith and his robot wife Patience have overcome many difficulties together.  None of the problems of the past, however, compare to a world war.  As the United States, China, India, and Europe mobilize against the shadowy Anarchists, who’ve carved out a swath of Africa, the Middle East, and Russia and obliterated hundreds of millions in nuclear destruction, Daffodil continues its own plan to dominate the world.  Mike and Patience find themselves in the middle of conflict at home, while Mike’s son Lucas is in the thick of the fighting abroad.

His Robot Wife: A Great Deal of Patience is the first book of a new trilogy that advances the events in four earlier books– His Robot Girlfriend, His Robot Wife, His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue, and His Robot Girlfriend: Charity.

In other news:

I just finished editing and revising Princess of Amathar.  It was the first time I’ve worked on it, or even read it, since 2012.  It was quite embarrassing how many typos and errors were still in the manuscript after all this time.  I’ve done more than simple proof-reading though. I’ve gone back and made a few changes for the sake of clarity.  So, it qualifies as a new edition.

The new edition is available wherever fine ebooks are sold.  If you’ve previously purchased Princess of Amathar, you should be able to download the new version at no charge.  If you haven’t yet read this book, you can now purchase it for $2.99.  But, during the month of July, you can get Princess of Amathar at Smashwords for free.  Just use coupon code SW100 at checkout.

Mysteriously transported to the artificial hollow world of Ecos, Earth man Alexander Ashton finds himself in the middle of a millennium-long war between the reptilian Zoasians and the humanoid Amatharians. Adopted by the Amatharians, Ashton must conform to a society based on honor and altruism, ruled by Knights whose power comes from the curious energy forms known as “souls” which inhabit their supernaturally powerful swords, and rife with its own peculiarities and prejudices. When the Princess of Amathar, whom Ashton has longed for since first seeing her, is captured by the Zoasians, he must cross an alien world, battle monstrous creatures, and face unknown dangers to save her. Princess of Amathar is a sword-swinging novel of high adventure in the tradition of Edgar Rice Burroughs. It is the story a strange world filled with alien races, aerial battleships, swords and energy weapons, amazing adventures and horrible dangers, and the man who must face them all for the love of a woman he has never met.