Amazon Breakthrough Novel- Round 2

The Amazon Breakthough Novel Contest has announced the novels that will advance to round two– 10,000 pared down to 2,000. The Voyage of the Minotaur has made the cut. I’ll let you know as soon as I hear where you can vote, because round two lets Amazon customers vote.

Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress: Chapter 10 Excerpt

“Good day, lovely piesmith,” said I, bowing at the waist.
“Good day, Sir.”
“Might I inquire whether that pie is bound for an inn or perhaps the market?”
“Indeed it is neither, Sir.”
“Then might I purchase it?” I asked.
“Might I ask first your name, Sir? You seem to be a man of heroic bearing and noble manner.”
“You are very perceptive, my pretty piesmith, for indeed I am Eaglethorpe Buxton, famous storyteller and adventurer. Really of late I have been more of an adventurer than a story-teller, for though my tales of the great heroes and their adventures have been repeated far and wide across the land, I find myself having even more wondrous adventures than any of the characters in my stories. Still, the appellation, which is to say the name of Buxton and of Eaglethorpe, is best known for stories so I still introduce myself as first a storyteller and then an adventurer.”
“It is so very nice to…”
“Now that I think about it, I should introduce myself as Eaglethorpe Buxton, playwright, adventurer, and storyteller, as my play ‘The Ideal Magic’ is such a success that I am sure I will be doing much more of that.”
“I’m very pleased to…”
“On the other hand, it might seem strange to say playwright, adventurer, and storyteller, seeing as how storytelling and play writing are so closely related. Perhaps one ought not to separate them from one another by placing them on either side of adventuring. And it is worth noting that I have been doing quite a bit of adventuring since writing the play.”
“Do you want pie or not?” she asked, one hand on her hip and the other holding up the delectable object in question.
“Oh yes. Pie please.”
“Come inside,” she said, leading me into a simple but clean little cottage, where I sat down at the only chair at the old but serviceable table.
She very fetchingly began to cut a generous piece of the pie. Though it smelled wonderful, I couldn’t quite place the combination of spices.
“What kind of pie is it?” I wondered.

Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress: Chapter 9 Excerpt

As Hysteria and Ellwood’s horse drank from the troughs, he and I talked over our options.

“I know you don’t want to leave for any length of time,” said Ellwood, “but you should at least leave for a few days.”

“I don’t see how leaving for a few days will help pie.”

“What?”

“Pie. I smell pie.”

“Oh no,” said he.

“Oh yes,” I replied.

I scanned the little square until I could see that which I could smell, which is to say a pie. A chubby little red-head with a checkered apron and a brown bonnet stood in an open doorway holding a pie.

“Eaglethorpe.”

“Hmm?”

“Eaglethorpe!”

“What?”

“As I have no desire to interfere with the love of your life…”

“I’ve never even seen her before,” said I.

“I meant the pie,” Ellwood continued. “As I have no desire to interfere, I’ll be leaving you now.”

“Where are you going?”

“I have business in Auksavl, but I’ll be back to Antriador in five days.”

“That will be the twelfth night.”

“Twelfth night of what?”

“It will be the twelfth night of this business with the sorceress.”

“Is that significant?”

“Not really.”

“You are so odd, Eaglethorpe.”

His Robot Girlfriend tops 25,000 Downloads


His Robot Girlfriend has topped 25,000 downloads! Yay!

Amazon Breakthrough Novel Contest

Ihave entered The Voyage of the Minotaur in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel contest of 2010. The grand prize is a publishing contract from Penguin. Part of the process is a vote by readers who visit Amazon. If I make it that far, I’ll be sure and let you know where you can go to vote. In the meantime, wish me luck.

His Robot Girlfriend Setting: Global Warming

One element of the setting for His Robot Girlfriend was the effect of global warming. It’s hot in 2032– really hot. I think it will be too. Even if we can get our stuff together and stop emitting green house gasses, and let’s face it, that’s not going to happen; it’s already been heating up for several hundred years. It’s not going to suddenly stop.
The earth has been on a cycle of a hundred thousand years of cold and ten thousand years of warm and then then a hundred thousand years of cold again for several million years. Ten thousand years ago the Ice Age ended. It got warmer and warmer and warmer, until about a thousand years ago, then it started getting colder again. Then all of a sudden it got warm. It’s no surprise that sudden uncharacteristic warming began just at the same time as the industrial revolution.
I’m not saying the world is going to end and I’m not saying that the industrial revolution shouldn’t have happened. I am saying that you should buy sunscreen.

His Robot Girlfriend – 20,000 Downloads

His Robot Girlfriend has topped 20,000 downloads! Yay!

Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress – Coming soon to paperback.

I just sent off for the latest proof of the paperback edition of Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress. Hopefully it will be all set and can appear at Amazon and other fine booksellers soon.
On a related note, I updated the digest edition of His Robot Girlfriend to the newest (and hopefully error free) edit. If you purchase it by following the links at the right or by buying it on Amazon, you will get the new version.

Princess of Amathar – Only 719 Rupees

Gotta love the internet. I found this site where you can purchase a copy of Princess of Amathar, if you are living in INDIA. It’s quite a buy at Ru 719. If anyone in India buys one, I’ll be happy to send you an autographed paperback of His Robot Girlfriend.

His Robot Girlfriend – Rated Nine Times on Goodreads

His Robot Girlfriend has been rated nine times on Goodreads. Everything from 2 to 5 stars. Aaron Eiche says:

A quick read, only a hundred or so pages. As the title suggests, it’s about a guy and his girlfriend, who is a robot. It’s not brilliant writing, but it is an enjoyable story and offers a glimpse into the future. It also pokes a bit of fun at the current age. I definitely recommend it.

And while I might have a disagreement with the “not brilliant writing part”, at least he recommends it in the end.

Now get to bed kiddies… Santa is already in the air!