The Drache Girl: Radley Staff

The Drache GirlRadley Staff is a very important character in The Drache Girl.  He appears in a minor role in The Voyage of the Minotaur, and I believe is only mentioned once it The Dark and Forbidding Land, because he is away in the navy.  His return here in book 3 is a pretty major plot point for the whole series.  If they someday make a movie or mini-series of Senta and the Steel Dragon, you can expect a big name star to have Staff’s part.  He’s just larger than life.  In a way, he takes Terrence Dechantagne’s place in the second half of the series– interesting since they both arrive together on the S.S. Arrow in this book.  There are many scenes I love with Staff, but my favorite is his complex romantic escapades on ship.

With dinner over, he excused himself and walked outside.  He leaned over the railing and watched as a pod of ichthyosaurs raced along beside the ship.  They were so much like the porpoises of home waters, except for the vertical tails.  After a few moments, he felt a warm body next to him and turned to see Miss Jindra in her deep purple dress.

“Mr. Staff,” she said.

“Miss Jindra.”

“I gathered earlier that you had a rather poor opinion of practitioners of the art.”

He shrugged.

“Have you known many?”

“I’ve known a few—a few sorceresses and quite a few wizards.  You run across a lot of wizards in the service.”

“And you don’t like them?”

He shrugged again.

“Why?”

“I don’t know.  I guess I find them to be self-important.”

“Is it self-important magic wielders who bother you?  Or self-important women?”

He shrugged again.

“Birmisia is not the place to go if you don’t like powerful women.”

“Don’t I know it?”

“Is it magic you are afraid of, Mr. Staff?  You know there is a sorceress in Birmisia who may be the most powerful in the world.  She is said to have destroyed an entire city with a single spell.”

“That’s probably exaggerated,” said Staff.  “She didn’t do anything particularly amazing when I knew her.”

“You know her?”

“Knew her.”

“So you really are not afraid of magic.”

“I’m not afraid of magic.  I’m also not afraid of a steam train.  That doesn’t mean I would stand in front of one.”  He tried to change the subject.  “You have an interesting accent, Miss Jindra.”

“My father was a Brech, but my mother was from Argrathia.”

Argrathia, in the southeast corner of Sumir, was one of the cradles of civilization thousands of years before Magnus the Great had conquered the world.  But now it was a backwater country ruled by petty nobles and warlords.  Its only revenue was the plundering of its past.

Miss Jindra’s eyes shifted to look past him.  Staff turned to see Mrs. Marchond standing behind him.

“Mr. Staff, I was wondering if you could join me for a drink.”

“Your husband?”

“Raoul has retired for the evening.  He gets weary on these long days at sea.  Miss Jindra, you could accompany us.”

“I think that I too shall retire,” said Miss Jindra.

“Good night then,” said Staff to Miss Jindra, and offering Mrs. Marchond his arm, he led her forward toward the first class lounge.

It was three in the morning when Matie Marchond climbed out of his small bed and stepped back into her gown.  She didn’t bother putting on her bustle or her other undergarments.  She simply rolled them into a ball, and tucked them under her arm.  Then she bent down to kiss him, biting his lower lip hard enough, he thought, to draw blood.  Then she stepped out into the corridor and was gone.  Staff waited a few discreet moments and then stepped out the door, walking down the hall to the bathroom.  Taking a quick shower, he put on one of the complimentary robes stacked on the small shelf, and then carried his clothes back to his room.  There were no others in the hallway, and the gas lights were very dim.

Staff slept in late the following morning, having drunk more than he was used to, and having been up very late.  When he finally crawled out of bed, he found his clothing hanging on the inside doorknob, pressed, and his other shoes just inside the cabin on the floor, polished.  After he dressed, he walked down the hallway to the bathroom, where he shaved.  Breakfast was long past and he didn’t feel like eating lunch, so he went to the stern of the ship and sat on a folding chair on the sun deck.

The day was anything but sunny.  The wind was up, just as it had been the day before.  The sky was already overcast, and as Staff sat, the temperature dropped steadily until he judged that it was below forty.  No other passengers showed themselves, but the weather did not stop a waiter from coming out and asking the gentleman if he wanted anything, in a decidedly Mirsannan accent.

“What do you have for a hangover?”

“I’ll see what I can find, sir.”

A few minutes later the waiter returned with a glass filled with a thick, red concoction.  Staff sipped it.

“Kafira’s fanny!  What the hell is in here?”

“Two eggs, two anchovies, a clove of garlic, a hot pepper, tomato juice, a twist of lemon, and a splash of healing draught.”

“That’s supposed to cure a hangover?”

“Yes, sir.”

 “Wouldn’t the healing draught by itself do just as well?”

“Probably sir, but it would not be nearly as beautiful.”

The Dark and Forbidding Land: Yuah and Zeah

The Dark and Forbidding LandYuah Korlann moves from a background character in The Voyage of the Minotuar (although an important one) to one of the main characters in The Dark and Forbidding Land, while her father Zeah moves in the opposite direction.  Zeah’s main story arc was basically told in book 1 of the series, while Yuah’s stretches across all five books.  This is one of the rare portions of book 2 in which they both appear, as Terrence suddenly proposes marriage to her.

“Do you still want to marry me?” he asked.

“I don’t recall ever saying that I wanted to marry you in the first place.”

“You said that you loved me.”

“That’s not really the same thing, now is it?”

“Don’t you want to marry someone you love?” he asked.

“I want to marry someone who loves me,” she replied.

“We could have your father do it right now.  He’s the mayor.”

“Why do you suddenly want to get married?” asked Yuah.  “You’ve never shown two figs of interest in marrying me, or anyone else come to that.”

“I’m a blind man.  There’s not a lot I can do…”

“You are going to get your sight back.  It’s just a matter of time until we have the curse lifted.”

“Maybe.  Maybe not.  In any case, I can still provide for a family.  I’m on my way to being disgustingly rich.  You could be rich with me.  And if you have six or eight children, you might even plump up enough.”

“What about religion?”

“I don’t care about that.”

“How would we raise the children… I mean, if there were any?”

“However you want.  I leave that entirely up to you.”

She looked at him with one eyebrow cocked.

“I can’t appreciate the look you’re giving me,” he said.  “I’m blind.”

“You still haven’t said that you love me.”

“Is that a deal breaker?”

“Yes,” Yuah said, rather forcefully.  “It most certainly is.”

“I love you then,” said Terrence.

“Oh, this is stupid!” she shouted, pulling her arm from his grasp.  “You’re playing some game with the poor little Zaeri maid.”

“I’m not.”

“We’ll see,” she said, taking him by the arm and opening the door.

She pulled him into the small room inside and past her father’s pinch-faced secretary, despite the beginnings of protestations coming from the woman’s surprised face.  She opened the door to the office beyond and found her father sitting at his desk, surveying a series of papers laid out side by side.  He looked up, his face shifting from one of surprise to one of pleasure.

“Yuah, how lovely…”

“Papa, we want you to marry us,” Yuah interrupted.

“Muh, muh, muh…”

“Right now.”

Zeah Korlann stood up from behind his desk.

“Absolutely not,” he said.

“What?  Why not?” Yuah demanded.

“Um, well… I was hoping to make a better match for you.”  Her father shifted uncomfortably from one foot to the other.

“You’re not likely to find a better match, Papa.  They’re practically royalty.  You know that better than anyone.  Our family has worked for them for generations.”

“He means that I’m not good enough for you,” said Terrence.

“That’s not what he means,” said Yuah.  “That’s not what you mean, is it, Papa?”

“Well, yes it is.  And of course there is the question of religion…”

“It’s been settled,” said Yuah.

“You’re too young to get married,” said Zeah.

“I’m almost twenty-seven!” shouted Yuah, with a slight edge of hysteria to her voice.  “I’m already an old maid!  If I wait any longer, my insides will shrivel up and blow away!”

Zeah stared at his daughter for a moment, watching her flushed face as she gulped for air, her corset and her excitement combining to take her very close to a swoon.  Then he looked at Terrence, searching his face for some inkling of motivation.

“I can’t appreciate his look either,” said Terrence to Yuah.

“There’s no hurry,” Zeah said at last.  “Why don’t you plan a spring wedding?  We can have it done right.  A big wedding.  Everyone will want to be there.”

“We are doing it now,” said Yuah.  “There is no Zaeri Imam, so you have to do a civil ceremony.  If you won’t, we’ll go and have Brother Galen marry us under Kafira’s watchful eyes.”

“We need a best man and a maid of honor.”

“You can have your secretary stand in, and get one of the soldiers outside to be the best man.  We don’t care who it is.  Anyone would be proud to stand up for a Dechantagne.”

Zeah took a deep breath and stepped close to Terrence.  “You must take care of her.”

“She will always be provided for,” said Terrence, though it sounded to no one in the room as if they meant the same thing.

It was only a few minutes later when Zeah unhappily began the civil marriage ceremony for his daughter and Terrence Dechantagne.  The two of them were framed on either side by his secretary Cadence Gertz and young Saba Colbshallow.  There wasn’t much to it, really.  He asked Terrence if he would love and cherish, and then he asked Yuah if she would honor and obey.  They both replied, “I will”.

“I don’t suppose you have a ring?” he asked.

“That’s our next stop,” said Terrence.

Then it was over.  He recorded the date on the certificate and all five of them signed it.  Oddly, as everyone filed out the door, only Miss Gertz looked really happy.

The Voyage of the Minotaur – Updated Version

The Voyage of the Minotaur Well, this one wasn’t my idea.  I was notified by Smashwords that my latest version of The Voyage of the Minotaur had a formatting problem.  I of course checked it out and found that the font size changed kind of randomly here and there throughout the book.

If you purchased The Voyage and the Minotaur and experienced this problem, you should now be able to download a fixed version at no charge.

New Blurb for The Voyage of the Minotaur

The Voyage of the Minotaur Sprucing up the rest of the series as I work on The Sorceress and her Lovers, I noticed that some of the Senta and the Steel Dragons have long blurbs and some do not.  Therefore I had to write some.  Here is the new longer blurb for The Voyage of the Minotaur.

The Voyage of the Minotaur tells the story of colonists from the Kingdom of Greater Brechalon as they travel to the distant land of Birmisia in a world that is not quite like our own Victorian Age.  The Dechantagne siblings; Iolanthe, Terrence, and Augie lead an expedition aboard the battleship Minotaur, hoping that the colony they build will restore their family to the position of wealth and power it once had.  Along with them is the mysterious sorceress Zurfina, an orphan girl turned sorceress’s apprentice Senta Bly, and the newly hatched steel dragon.  Waiting in dark and mysterious forests of Birmisia is the promise of a new life, along with hosts of dangerous beasts—from velociraptors and tyrannosaurs to the inscrutable reptilian aborigines.  Senta and the Steel Dragon is a tale of adventure in a world of rifles and steam power, where magic and dragons have not been forgotten; a world of bustles and corsets, steam-powered computers, hot air balloons and dinosaurs, machine guns and wizards. 

The Dark and Forbidding Land: Terrence Dechantagne

Terrence Dechantagne is a character that I’m very proud of.  He’s very heroic, kind of Indiana Jones on the outside, but he’s completely messed up on the inside– a drug addict and filled with self-loathing.  In Book 1: The Voyage of the Minotaur, he goes from the great hero and just sort of spirals down as far as you can go.  I remember reading his part to my writers group and reveling in their shock at what I did to him.  He barely appears in Book 3: The Drache Girl to make his swan song.

When I went back to write Book 0: Brechalon as a prequel, I just played with the darker Terrence from book 1.  The real challenge was to write him in Book 2: The Dark and Forbidding Land, in which he’s already been broken as much as a human can be.  And yet, he has this important part to play in pulling Yuah into his family.  It’s really not a win for either of them.  I think I ended up with some really good moments for him in the book.  Here is a scene in which he comes to Cissy’s rescue– something I think no one would expect from him.

Cissy made her way around the corner of the motor shed, but stopped short when she almost ran into Shoss.  He was a nondescript lizzie who had come from Chusstuss and had been hired at the Dechantagne house shortly after Cissy.  She started to step around him, but he moved so that he was in her way.

“What do you want?” hissed Cissy.

“Where have you been?”

“None of your business.”

“It is my business now.”

“Leave me alone.”

“I am not going to leave you alone.  I am going to be right here, all the time.  It is known that you have no people.  Tserich doesn’t want you.  None of the other villages will want you either.  Nobody wants you.  That means you have no hut elder.”

“I do not need a village.  I do not need a hut elder.”

“I will be your hut elder.  You are going to give me your copper bits.”

“I will not.”

“If you do not, I will cut that pretty tail of yours.”

“Is there a problem?” 

It took Cissy a moment to realize that the words were not in the lizzie language, but rather the warbling tongue of the humans.  Terrence Dechantagne stepped from behind Cissy, one hand on her shoulder.  With his other hand, he reached out and touched Shoss’s snout.  Shoss was only average height for a lizzie male, but that put him several inches taller than the human, and he was not hunkering down, as he and the others so often did.

“No trodlent,” said Shoss.  His Brech was not as good as many of the other lizzies on staff.

“That’s not what it sounded like to me.”

Shoss looked confused.  It was clear that he was uncomfortable talking to a human.  He still was not making himself small.  He had either forgotten how to act or realizing that this particular human couldn’t see him, decided not to make the effort.

“Go.  No trodlent”

“Is this lizzie causing you a problem?”

Cissy glanced quickly around.  This sentence seemed as though it was aimed at another human, but there wasn’t one around.  It had to have been directed at her.  Before she could say anything though, Shoss, his face beginning to turn dark with frustration hissed out an angry reply in his native language.

“You stupid blind piece of excrement.  You should be left in the forest so that the feathered runners can feast on your entrails.”

Without warning Terrence pulled a revolver out of his pocket and fired.  The bullet hit Shoss in his abdomen, and he dropped to the ground.  The human gingerly kicked him with the toe of his boot, and once sure where he was lying, aimed the gun downward and fired four more times.  Shoss’s body slowly uncurled, ending up in an odd and vaguely unsettling position.  His eyes looked up blankly at the sky.

“I only know a few of those words,” said the man, kicking the now dead lizzie, twice, hard.  “I don’t need you to tell me I’m ghahkut.  I know it every time I get up in the morning and can’t see anything.  And I owe it to your kind!”

Cissy hunkered down as small as she could go, but Terrence didn’t turn toward her.  Suddenly they were surrounded by a dozen humans and lizzies.  Mrs. Dechantagne grabbed hold of her husband around the waist, but he shrugged her off.  Sisson bent down to check Shoss, but there was no doubt that he was dead.

“What is going on here?” demanded Governor Dechantagne-Calliere.

“No need to bother yourself, sister,” said Terrence, anger still hanging on his every syllable.  “I was just disciplining the staff.”

“Are you all right?  He didn’t hurt you, did he?” asked Mrs. Dechantagne.

“Where’s Tisson?” called Terrence.

“Here.”

“Get this piece of ssotook out of my garden.”

Update: The Sorceress and her Lovers

The Sorceress and her LoversWell, I’ve actually managed to get a little writing done over the past week or so.  I’ve been working quite regularly on The Sorceress and her Lovers.  I’m in the middle of chapter six. I’m having a lot of fun pulling in characters from all over the previous books and playing around with them.

In addition to Senta, Bessemer the Steel Dragon, Police Inspector Saba Colbshallow, and Radley Staff, I’ve elevated Iolana Staff to a main character.  She had a bit of a part in Book 5: The Two Dragons, but she was only 8 at the time.  Now she gets a much meatier part.

In addition, I’ve reintroduced apprentice wizard Peter Sallow, lizzie King Hsranduss, and lizzie tracker Kendra, all of whom last appeared in Book 4: The Young Sorceress.  Also sorceress Amadea Jindra, last seen in Book 3: The Drache Girl, makes an appearance.

The thing I’m most excited about (though I haven’t gotten to actually writing them yet) is the return of two big elements from Book 1: The Voyage of the Minotaur.  The first is the “angel” Pantagria, who appears in Book 4, and is certainly behind the scenes in The Two Dragons.  The second is the steam-powered computer, the Result Mechanism.

I’m not sure if I’ll keep working on this book straight through, or I’ll jump back to 82 Eridani, or even Love and the Darkness, but I’m really enjoying getting some writing done again.

The Dark and Forbidding Land: Zurfina

The Dark and Forbidding LandI’ve shared quite a bit about Zurfina recently.  She is a really fun character.  She was originally based on a character from a Dungeons and Dragons game that I played with my kids years ago.  I just changed the spelling of her name a bit.  She was one of two magical sisters.  Her sister, Myolaena, became the basis for the sorceress in my story Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress.

Now though, Zurfina has her own new story and her own new world to inhabit.  I built her into the fabric of the world.  Her name became the name of a famous person in ancient times– Zurfina, the daughter of Magnus the Great, and it became the basis for the ancient kingdom of Zur, which Magnus ruled.  It was Zur that then became the religion of Zaeri, which is a major part of the story line– and Zurfina herself is 1/2 Zaeri.  It all kind of came full circle.

Here is a scene from The Dark and Forbidding Land featuring Zurfina.  I like it because we see Zurfina being very scary, with probably the only person in the world who isn’t that scared of her.

Senta plopped down in the chair and kicked her overs off, followed by her shoes and her socks.  Tucking her legs up under her, she wrapped her coat tightly around her.

“It’s too cold.”

The dragon rose from his spot by the stove and climbed up onto the chair.  He draped his body over the chair back and wrapped his tail around her.  Curling his long neck around so that he could look her in the face, he asked. “What is the matter?”

“I worked all day making those potions.”  She pointed to several small vials on the kitchen table.  “So when I finally get a chance to go out and play, everyone has gone home for the night.  What am I supposed to do now?”

“Your lessons?”

“Oh, you’re a big help.  Why don’t you do my lessons if they’re so great?”

“I do.”

Senta stuck out her tongue.  Bessemer mirrored her action.  She frowned at him for a moment, but then grabbed him around the neck and pulled his scaly face to hers.

“I’m sorry.  I’m just bored and tired, and I’m really ready for winter to be over.  It’s too damn cold.  By the way, where is Zurfina?  She’s supposed to tell me whether my dionoserin is any good.”

“Upstairs.”

“Where upstairs?”

“Her room.”

“Is she alone?”

“No.”

“Is Jex with her?”

The dragon nodded.

“Again?”

He nodded again.  Then he climbed down from the chair and headed for the door.

“Happy hunting,” said Senta, though she herself seemed anything but happy.

“Toodle pip,” said Bessemer, and then he was gone.

 Senta made her way up the stairs, past the rooms designated for Bessemer but almost never used, up to her own room.  She peeled off her clothes and ran a hot bath for herself.  Once she was clean and warm, she put on her warmest night clothes and headed back down to the kitchen for something to eat.  She stoked the fire in the stove and added two logs before heading for the froredor.  But something stopped her.

Sitting there on the kitchen table, just where she had left in that afternoon, was the small clear vial filled with silvery liquid.  Dionoserin.  A bottle just that big sold for thousands of marks.  Of course it was illegal in Brechalon, but they weren’t in Brechalon anymore.  Did it work?  Did she grind the walnuts up enough?  Did she maintain her aura?  Taking two quick steps to the table, she snatched up the bottle, pulled off the cork stopper, and drank it down.  What’s the worst that could happen?

“Well, I could die,” she said aloud.

She didn’t wait to see if she would die though.  She ran up the two flights of stairs to her room, and then crept up one more flight stopping just before she reached the level.  She slowly peered over the top step and into Zurfina’s room.  She had a good idea what to expect.  Senta had lived with the sorceress almost two years now.  During that time Zurfina had entertained a number of male admirers.

The first thing that Senta saw was Mr. Jex, standing in the middle of the room.  She was happy to see that he was fully clothed.  The second thing Senta saw was Zurfina, and she was not.  She was posed upon her bed, her head hanging over the edge, so that she was looking at Mr. Jex and everything else upside down.  Her blond hair draped down almost to the floor, hiding her little bald spot.  Her crossed legs were sticking straight up in the air.  Mr. Jex stared at her for a moment before turning back to a large canvas and poking at it with the paint brush.  He was standing between Senta and the painting, but she didn’t need to see it to know what it was.  Zurfina was having another nude painting done of herself.

Senta slowly climbed the last four steps and walked around Mr. Jex so that she could see the painting.  He really was quite good.

“What do you think Pet?” asked Zurfina, without moving from her pose.

Startled, Jex turned around to look at her.  He had a small paint pallet in his right hand.

“I think it’s time for you to go,” said Senta.

Jex looked like he was going to say something, but then stopped and setting his pallet and brush on the floor, turned and went swiftly down the stairs.  Just as the sound of the front door closing echoed back up, Zurfina sat upright and in a fluid cat-like motion got up from the bed.

“Put on some clothes, Fina.”

The sorceress made the smallest of gestures with her right hand and suddenly she was clad in a long, silky, black dressing gown.

“Are you ready for something to eat, Pet?”

“Yes,” replied Senta, a sly smile creeping onto her face.  “I don’t think you should magic it though.  I think it would be nice if you made me supper with your own hands.”

Zurfina walked slowly across the room and then bent down so that their noses were just inches apart. 

“It seems to me like the Drache Girl is getting a bit big for her knickers,” she said without a hint of a smile.

“Um… my dionoserin didn’t work?”

“It worked.  Did you not see Mr. Jex scurry out of the room like a frightened buitreraptor?”

“But you’re not going to make me supper, are you?”

“Did you actually believe that you could dominate me with a potion?  Me?  ME!”

“No supper then?”

The Voyage of the Minotaur: Pantagria

The Voyage of the Minotaur

One of my favorite characters from The Voyage of the Minotaur doesn’t really even exist– at least not in the world of the story.  Pantagria may be a figment of the imagination, or she may be the effect of a magical drug on the brain– or does she exist in an alternate dimension.  Pantagria is who Terrence visits when he uses the magic drug white opthalium.

When I originally plotted out the series, Pantagria only apeared in book 1.  When I decided to shoehorn book 4 into the mix, I had her appear again because I really like her.  Then we get hints about her in book 5, but don’t actually see her.

For those who are hoping to see Pantagria again, she makes a BIG appearance in book 6.

Here is a scen from book 1:

Lying on his stomach on the small single bed, Terrence Dechantagne breathed a heavy sigh as Pantagria rubbed his back.  Her powerful fingertips found every sore muscle, every angry nerve ending, every spot filled with fatigue or stored unease, and kneaded it out of existence.  He could feel her naked buttocks sitting on his and her naked legs on either side of his stomach.  Both were warm, far warmer than a human body should be, as if she was running a fever, but then she wasn’t human.  She wasn’t even real. 

She finished massaging him and got up, walking across the small room.

“How was that?” she asked.

“Good.  Very good.”

He closed his eyes and savored being here, where he felt so good.  This was only the second time in a fortnight that he had been able to find a place for his real world body to lie undisturbed while he “saw” the world in which he truly felt he belonged.  He drifted off into a slumber and wondered in his half-awake state, if he fell asleep here and began to dream, what world would he find himself in then?  Would he dream himself back into the real world?  He didn’t want that to happen, so he forced himself awake again, and sat up on the bed.

Across the room, Pantagria stood in front of a wall mounted mirror.  Her graceful, tanned body was the very picture of perfection.  Her snow white feathered wings were outstretched, almost touching the walls to her left and right.  Their broad expanse shielded her head from his view for a moment.  He stood up so that he could see her perfect, beautiful face.  Only then did he see what she was doing.  She had a straight razor in her right hand, and with her left hand, she was gathering great bunches of her golden hair and slicing through it.  Half of her head was already denuded.  In some places the hair that was left was an inch or two long, in other places, she was left nearly bald.

“What are you doing?” he asked, more shocked by this unusual behavior than he would have been if Iolanthe or Yuah or some other real woman had done it.

“Do you remember when you came to me last time?  It was the night of the dance.”

“Yes, I remember.”

“We didn’t dance,” she said, as she continued to hack away at her hair.

“I didn’t want to dance,” he said.  “I wanted to make love to you.”

“Do you remember what you called me?”

“What I called you?  No.  I don’t remember.”

“You should.  You call me the same thing every time you visit me.”

 “What did I… what do I call you?”

“You called me ‘perfect’.”

“You are perfect.”

“I’m tired of being perfect,” her voice became a growl.  “I want to be real.  I want to be in the real world.”

“You can’t be,” he said.  “I don’t want you to be.  This is all just a dream.  This is my dream.  This is my haven.  This is where I come, because I can’t stand life in the real world.”

She folded her wings and turned around.  Only a few stray bits of long hair remained on her head.  She placed the palm of her hand on his chest and shoved him back onto the bed.

“If I can’t be real because I’m perfect, then I’ll make myself real by making myself imperfect.”  She turned back around and began to use the razor for its original purpose by shaving her head, starting on one side and moving across.  Terrence watched her in stunned silence.  She scraped the razor again and again across her head, leaving numerous small red scratches and a few cuts from which tiny red rivulets of blood flowed.  She shaved her entire head bald.

“Pantagria,” he finally said.  “I don’t think this is going to help you or me.”

She turned around once again, stepped toward him, and placed her left palm on his cheek.

“How do you know?” she asked, and then kissed him on the lips.

“This world isn’t the real world.  It’s all in my mind.  There’s no way to go from here to there.”

She hissed.  “You do!  You do it all the time!”  She swung her right hand across his face.  The blade of the straight razor sliced through both his nostrils.

The Voyage of the Minotaur: Suvir Kesi

The Voyage of the Minotaur Suvir Kesi is one of the two wizards in The Voyage of the Minotaur.  I don’t remember where I found the name Suvir, but I liked how it was similar to “severe.”  While not really part of the main plotline, the Suvir Kesi story is important to the characters involved.  Looking back at him, he probably owes a lot to classic comic book villains.  You can see this a bit in his reveal with Terrence.

Terrence let go of him and reached forward to find a door and a doorknob.  He could hear the boy starting to sob as he ran away.  The door was locked.  He took two steps back and kicked, intending to bust open the door, but he had stepped back so far that, though his booted foot hit the door, the force wasn’t enough to open it.  Growling in anger he rushed forward bashing his shoulder against the door.

The door did not splinter, as he had expected it to.  The force of his body broke open the latch.  But as Terrence went sprawling across the floor inside, the door swung on its hinges until it reached the wall behind it, then bounded back, slamming shut again.  The wind was knocked out of Terrence’s lungs, and he heard the gun skittering across the floor.

“Captain Dechantagne?” said Kesi’s accented voice.  “I didn’t hear you knock.”

“You son of a bitch!” shouted Terrence from the floor.  “You poisoned me.”

“Oh, yes.  That.  I had forgotten all about that.”  Kesi chuckled.  “That was funny.”

“I’m going to kill you, you bastard.”

“No.  I’m going to kill you.  But you’ll have to wait a moment.  You caught me right in the middle of something.”

“Mmph.”  The sound was a voice, a woman’s voice, strangely muffled.

“Quiet now,” said Kesi.  “I’m talking with the Captain.”

“Who is that?” demanded Terrence, getting to his feet.

“You know, this is perfect in a number of ways.  It’s almost poetic.  You see, if it hadn’t been for you, I would never have been able to continue this little hobby of mine.  You were so useful, pinning the blame on Maalik Murty.  I was going to frame your brother, but you were right.  Murty was a much more believable killer.”

“You?  You killed those women?”

“Far more than you know.  Uuthanum.”

Terrence’s body was lifted up and tossed across the room like a rag doll.  He hit the wall and then crashed down onto a chair, right onto the spot where Pantagria, or the thing that had been Pantagria, had kicked him again and again.

“Mmph mmph.”  The woman tried to speak again.  She must have been gagged.

“You killed all those women?  The ones in Brech?”

“Yes, I’ve been killing pretty young women as long as I can remember.  It’s just good clean fun.  It’s also been a sort of preparation, though I never realized it until now.”

“Preparation for what?”

“I can’t tell you that.”

“Why did you poison me?”

“I can’t tell you that either.”  Kesi chuckled again.  “Mostly, because I can’t remember.  Uuthanum.”

Terrence felt himself fly up so hard that he hit the ceiling.  This time, when he hit the floor, his crotch landed right on something hard and pointed.  He doubled up into a fetal position.  Both hands went to cradle his testicles, but instead found the object that had injured them—his own pistol.  He grabbed hold of the grip, but couldn’t force his body to unbend.

“Now, listen to this,” said Kesi.  There was a ripping sound.

“Didn’t catch it?  Listen again.”  Terrence heard the ripping sound again.  The woman’s muffled voice screamed.  It sounded somehow very far away.

“What are you doing?”

“This is the really poetic part of it all.  I’m killing the only woman who ever loved you.”

The Voyage of the Minotaur: Zeah Korlann

The Voyage of the Minotaur Zeah Korlann begins life in The Voyage of the Minotaur as the Dechantagne’s head butler, but he grows quite a bit as the story goes along.  One of the main subplots in the book is the growing relationship between Zeah and a much younger Egeria Lusk.  In many ways, it parallels the story of Mike and Patience in His Robot Wife.  Egeria isn’t a robot, but she is a genius and pretty much damn well perfect in every other way.  People could accuse me of throwing in one of my own male fantasies, and to that I say– so what.  It’s all my fantasy.

Zeah starts out the story with a noticeable stutter when under stress.  It disappears as the book goes along, but resurfaces in his encounters with Egeria.  Here is one of my favorite scenes between the two of them.

“Well, you’ve outdone yourself, Mr. Korlann,” said Egeria, looking at the food.  “You must have been cooking all day.”

“I… didn’t cook it.”

“I know, silly,” she laughed.  “Even if cooking was one of your many talents, I doubt you would have prepared Potatoes Kasselburg.”

“Is that what they are?”

“Yes.  I had them last time I was in Freedonia.”

“Last time?”

“Mm-hm.  I’ve had to travel Kasselburg and Bangdorf several times.”

“I’ve never been to Freedonia,” mused Zeah.  “I guess I’m not very well traveled.”

“Are you kidding?  Look where we are.  We’re in Birmisia, for heaven’s sake.”

“I suppose you’re right.”

The fish was excellent.  All in all, Zeah thought the meal could have rivaled Mrs. Colbshallow’s cooking, maybe not Mrs. Colbshallow at her best, because at her best she was unrivaled, but Mrs. Colbshallow on an average day.  He thought that he could become used to the Potatoes Kasselburg, sliced and baked and layered with cheese and pepper and some spices that he wasn’t familiar with.  It was a more than satisfactory meal.  They drank water with dinner, but near its end, Zeah uncorked a bottle of fine red wine.

“I was thinking,” said Egeria as she brought the red wine to her red lips.  “The day after tomorrow would be the appropriate day to become engaged.”

“Why is that?” asked Zeah, not really realizing what she had said.

“You know.  It’s the twentieth.  It’s the traditional day of starting new tasks.  It would be a fine time to become engaged.”

“Engaged in what?”

“Engaged to be married.”

“Muh… muh… married?”

“It was good enough for the Bratihns.”

“I wonder… I wonder if Corporal Bratihn went off to fight alongside Master Terrence?”

“Don’t change the subject,” she said.

“I’m not trying to…”

“We don’t have to get married right away.”

“We don’t?”

“No.  We can be engaged just as long as you like.  We need to announce our engagement though so that all of the other men will know I’m taken.”

“Uh… Other men?”

“Many other men.  They’re hovering around everywhere.  They’re like bees.”

“Bees?”

“Yes.  They’re like bees, and I’m the honey.  I can see them just waiting to get their stingers into me.”

“We have to announce our engagement,” he said.

“You have to ask me to marry you first.”

“Will you…”

“Not now.”

“No?”

“No.  You have to think up some very romantic way to propose marriage to me.  You have two days.”

“The day after tomorrow.”

“Good,” she said.  “Now that that’s out of the way, we can enjoy our wine.”

Zeah ran over this conversation in his head again and again the next day, and was never quite sure how exactly Egeria had maneuvered him into agreeing to ask her to marry him.  He knew that jealousy had been the key, but who could blame him for being jealous.  She was young and beautiful, and he was… well, him.  He also knew that she was way too smart for him to outsmart her.  She had said it herself.  She was the most intelligent person in the colony.  So after twenty four hours he was forced to go from wondering how it had happened and how to fix it, to trying to think of a romantic way to propose.