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Talking with Dinosaurs
There have been nine million movies and shows made with talking dinosaurs– from Barney to Dinosaur Train to Disney’s Dinosaur. Walking with Dinosaurs stood as one of the great television series precisely because it didn’t make the dinosaurs into humans in suits. It presented recreations of dinosaur life in the form of a pseudo-nature documentary. It was great. It was better than great. I was happy when I heard they were bringing Walking with Dinosaurs to the big screen. And guess what? It’s now just another cartoon filled with sappy talking dinosaurs. It’s sad. It’s pathetic. It’s been done. I wanted to see Walking with Dinosaurs, not Talking with Dinosaurs. I can find that already, in a thousand versions on Netflix– Land Before Time, Dinosaur Jr., Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs, Dinosaur King… need I go on?
The Hobbit – Not a Review
My son and I went and saw The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug this week. Both of us are very big Tolkien fans and big fans of Peter Jackson’s vision of Lord of the Rings. After watching the first film of The Hobbit, we weren’t expecting to this one to be great, so we weren’t too disappointed.
(Spoiler Alert)
I enjoyed the movie more than my son did. There was a lot of padding added to the story, but as it was mostly stuff that was actually going on off the screen, as it were, in the book, I didn’t have too much problem with it. I was more bothered by the stuff that was taken out. The long conversations between Smaug and Bilbo turned into one soliloquy by the dragon. On the other hand, there was one scene which just make my son really angry. It involved a wheel barrow and a river of gold.
(End Spoiler Alert)
Anyway, it’s great that somebody finally made a film of The Hobbit. However, if you’re not a fan of Middle Earth, this isn’t the place to start.
How it Should have Ended
I just discovered a series of Youtube shows called “How it Should have Ended”. They have apparently been around for quite a while but I just found them (and claim them for Spain). Check out this one with is “How Thor the Dark World Should Have Ended”.
Merry Christmas
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Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan
If you’re sitting around today and have run out of things to watch as your turkey digests, pop on Netflix and watch Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan. This documentary goes through Harryhousen’s special effects movie by movie. I remember most of them from Saturday afternoon TV, but I did take a date to the premier of Clash of the Titans. The documentary is filled with today’s leading directors talking about Harryhousen’s influence on them and some scenes that directly compare modern movies with the classics.
Download Brechalon Free
Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 0: Brechalon is free wherever fine ebooks are sold. You can download it in a variety of ebook formats at Smashwords free. Just follow this link.
Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 0: Brechalon is the novella-length preview to The Voyage of the Minotaur, The Dark and Forbidding Land, The Drache Girl, and the other books which make up the Senta and the Steel Dragon series. Set two years before the events in The Voyage of the Minotaur, Brechalon tells the story of the Kingdom of Greater Brechalon in a world that is not quite like our own Victorian Age. The Dechantagne siblings; Iolanthe, Augie, and Terrence plan an expedition to a distant land, hoping the colony they build will restore their family to the position of wealth and power it once had. Meanwhile the powerful sorceress Zurfina rots in an anti-magic prison, guilty of not serving the interests of the kingdom, and the orphan girl Senta Bly lives her life without the knowledge that she will one day grow up to be the sorceress’s apprentice. Senta and the Steel Dragon is a tale of adventure in a world of rifles and steam power, where magic and dragons have not been forgotten.
The Young Sorceress: Radley Staff
Radley Staff is a very important character in The Drache Girl. I think I had originally pictured him only as a minor character (it’s been so long ago that I forget), be he became a major character in that book. While he is less so in The Young Sorceress, he still gets plenty to do. Here he rousts Lizzietown searching for saboteurs.
It was early in the morning, and those residents of Lizzietown who were awake, were moving slowly as their bodies warmed up. From the north, a line of uniformed humans made their way down the street, stopping and snapping to in crisp formation. Six uniformed constables, still wearing their blue jackets, but having replaced their blue trousers with khaki pants and shin high boots, were in front of the formation. The other forty men wore khaki uniforms and pith helmets. All except the two at the front of the column carried B1898 magazine-fed bolt-action .30 caliber service rifles. Radley Staff carried a naval service sword, though a revolver rested in the holster at his belt. Fifteen year old sorceress Senta Bly carried nothing that could be construed as a weapon.
“All right, where are they?” Staff asked the girl.
“Uuthanum,” she said, raising her hand.
A small blue ball of light rose from her hand and started toward the ramshackle houses.
“Two by two,” called Staff. “Double time, march!”
His orders were repeated by the sergeant halfway back in the column. The soldiers started off in a jog, two by two, into Lizzietown. Staff held his sword close to his chest and the soldiers behind him carried their rifles the same way. The little blue light flew above and in front of them at exactly the same speed they moved.
The smell of panic rose from the lizzies. Some came out of their doorways to see what was happening, only to be shoved back by the soldiers. Anything in the way of the march, whether it was a cart or wagon or a lizzie was knocked aside by a booted kick or a rifle butt. Senta jogged along beside Staff. He slammed a large lizzie out of the way with his shoulder, rather like a rugby player.
Lizzietown held several hundred houses, but it didn’t take long for the soldiers to reach their destination. The little blue ball of light rose high up into the air and burst, raining down fine blue dust which then glowed brightly as it coated six nearby shacks.
“Squads one and two, encircle positions!” shouted Staff. “Squads three and four, turn out those huts!”
Eight soldiers stormed through the doorways of the lizzie houses and began shoving lizzies and their possessions out onto the ground. Four policemen waited outside the doorways, examining items and pushing the reptilians down onto their faces. The other eighteen soldiers that made up squads one and two had formed a blockade around the six huts, keeping any on the inside from getting out, and any on the outside from getting in. There seemed to be few lizzies outside the circle who wanted to do anything other than get as far away from the area as possible.
Several lizzies appeared in the doorways of the other four houses.
“Kaetarrnaya eesousztekh!” shouted Staff.
Most of the lizzies popped back inside. One who didn’t had rifle butts smashed into his face by two soldiers who rushed forward from the line. One lizzie made the mistake of stepping outside while holding an obsidian encrusted wooden sword. He was cut down by at least five rifle bullets, even though he had made no move to raise the weapon. The rifle shots were the signal to all the lizzies outside the perimeter of human soldiers to get away and get away as fast as they could. Senta suddenly realized it was a signal for something else as well.
“Uh oh,” she said, stepping over to the doorway where the dead lizzie was making a large bloody puddle in the dirt.
“Get back here,” hissed Staff, but his attention was pulled away from her.
“We have contraband!” called one of the constables.
iOS 7 on my Phone
Well, I’ve been playing with iOS7 on my phone for a couple of weeks now. I have to say that in the end, I don’t like it nearly as much as iOS6. I actually like the parallax and the zooming, those features that are so often criticized and accused of making people sick. I think they look good.
What I don’t like is the redesign of the apps. All the white and overly-simplified styling just doesn’t look as good as the old apps. What’s worse, all the non-Apple apps I know and love feel they have to change to match. There are a lot of changes that just seem to be made for no reason at all, like round buttons on the phone keyboard instead of square. It doesn’t look as good.
A lot was made of the change in Siri’s voice. I use Siri all the time and I don’t like the new voice as much as the old one. It sounds MORE computer-like. I don’t know why anyone would have made that change.
Plus, the games that I play on my phone (I only play a few) are noticeably laggy on the new OS. This last fact will be negated when I get my new phone in a few weeks. I still love the iPhone. We have one iPhone and two Androids in our house and the iPhone is so much better in so many ways that it isn’t funny. Still, I’m going to long for the days when my iPhone and my iPad were so much prettier.
Women’s Suffrage
This is a video we watched in class for Constitution Day. It’s pretty brilliant.
