The Drache Girl: Amadea Jindra

The Drache GirlHey, finally a character I haven’t already written about.  Amadea Jindra is one of two women that Radley Staff becomes involved with (in the looser sense of that word) while on the ship to Birmisia.  Other than book 0, in which she makes a very brief appearance, Miss  Jindra appears only in this book of the series so far.  Amadea’s first name I made up as a female version of Amadeus– as in Mozart.  I don’t know if it actually is a name or not.  Here she arrives in Birmisia to be met (sort of) by Zurfina.

Stepping out of the S.S. Arrow’s mid-deck hatch and onto the gangplank, Radley Staff looked around at the peninsula on which Port Dechantagne was built.  He was amazed at the growth of the little colony.  When he had left, a little more than three years ago, it was nothing but a few barracks buildings in a clearing in the woods.  Now it was a real town.  From where he stood, he could see hundreds of buildings, warehouses, apartment blocks, businesses, and the rooftops of more building off between the redwoods.  A large, dark cloud hung amid the white clouds, formed by hundreds of fireplaces and stoves.  The smell of wood smoke overcame the smell of the seashore.  He stopped for a moment and enjoyed the scene.  Someone behind him cleared her throat.  He turned around to find Miss Jindra, in a shimmering white and teal day dress with waves of white ruffles down the front.  She wore a matching teal hat with a lace veil and carried a parasol, though she seemed unlikely to need one.

“I’m sorry,” he said.  “I didn’t mean to hold you up.”

“That’s quite all right, Mr. Staff.  I’m surprised you haven’t debarked yet.”

“I waited to avoid the rush.”

“I’m afraid I was expecting more,” she said, looking with a raised brow at the nearby buildings.

He followed her gaze.

“Really?  I was thinking just the opposite.”

He turned back around to face her and started.  Miss Jindra was just where she had been, but a second woman stood directly behind her—a woman who hadn’t been there only a second before.  Though her hairstyle was different, Staff remembered the charcoal circled grey eyes and the wry smile.  He had thought he remembered her scandalous dress too, but what she had on now went beyond the bounds of decency.  Black leather covered only the lower half of her breasts, leaving her two star tattoos clearly visible.  The dress reached down only to the top of her thighs.  Two thick straps attached to a tight leather collar, which seemed to be holding the whole thing up.  Forget fitting a corset beneath this ensemble.  One would have been hard pressed to fit a piece of lace in there.

“Well, Lieutenant Staff, I do declare,” said Zurfina in her unforgettable sultry voice.

“That’s Mr. Staff,” he corrected.

Miss Jindra spun around, getting a piece of her voluminous dress caught on a spur of the railing.  There was a loud ripping sound as a four-inch tear was opened in the beautiful teal cloth.

“Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,” said Zurfina, placing a hand on each of Miss Jindra’s shoulders.  Looking around the olive-skinned woman’s head, she said in a loud whisper.  “Too long a dress.  Bound to happen sooner or later.”

“What exactly do you want, Zurfina?” asked Staff.  “I’m flattered, but surprised that you came to meet me.”

“Oh you are a pretty boy, but it’s your friend I’m here for.”

“Miss Jindra?”

Miss Jindra started to speak.  “I don’t…”

“Don’t spoil the moment,” said Zurfina, placing a finger on the woman’s mouth.

“Perhaps I could bring her around to your home later,” said Staff.

Zurfina flashed him a smile that was only slightly more than a smirk.  Then suddenly she was gone.  Miss Jindra, her voluminous white and teal dress with matching teal hat and her parasol, were gone too.  There was nothing to indicate that anyone had ever stood on the gangplank behind him, except for a single teal colored thread, clinging to a spur in the railing.

For a moment, Staff thought about finding Miss Jindra and rescuing her.  On the other hand, she had never expressed a need or a desire for his protection.  He didn’t really know her all that well.  She was only a dinner companion, assigned by the ship’s purser at that.  And it was not as if he had any knowledge of how to deal with a sorceress or knew Zurfina’s address.  So he shrugged and continued down the gangplank, across the dock, and into the street beyond.

The Drache Girl: Smedley Bassington

The Drache GirlSmedley Bassington is a character that developed as I was writing Senta and the Steel Dragon.  I had a place for a wizard in book 3, and so he filled that spot.  I liked him when I wrote it and so I expanded his role in book 5 and expanded his back story which I added to book 0.  He is still definitely among the ranks of the minor characters in the series, but a particularly important one.  I already posted part of Senta’s duel with Bassington on my post about Bessemer.  Here is his arrival in Birmisia, as witnessed by Saba Colbshallow.

Saba strolled back across Bainbridge Clark Street, just in time to see the professor walking back to his vehicle from the ship’s loading area, along with a stranger.  The man was tall with a dark complexion.  His slightly graying hair was cut fairly short and parted in the middle, while his squinty eyes peered out from behind horn-rimmed spectacles.  His nose was turned up just enough that one could look directly into his nostrils.  His wide thin-lipped mouth and a heavy lantern jaw made him seem toad-like.  About five foot ten, he wore a black pinstriped suit and over it, a long black rifle frock coat that reached to his knees.

Saba could feel the stranger’s eyes upon him for just a moment, as the man evaluated him.  Then the stranger seemed to freeze in place.  His head turned quickly to the right, and Saba looked to his left to follow the man’s gaze.  They made three points of a triangle—Saba, the man in black, and the twelve-year-old sorceress’s apprentice.  Senta and the stranger stared at each other for at least ten seconds, though to Saba, it seemed like much longer.  Then the girl got up from her crate and skipped south.  She turned to look back twice, as if she was worried about being followed.

The man in black watched her, giving no more notice to Saba or anyone else in the street, and then he climbed into the passenger seat of the steam carriage.  Professor Calliere hopped into the driver’s seat and was soon off, honking to warn dockworkers both human and reptilian to get out of his way, driving north in the direction of his workshop.

The Drache Girl: Radley Staff

The Drache GirlRadley Staff is a very important character in The Drache Girl.  He appears in a minor role in The Voyage of the Minotaur, and I believe is only mentioned once it The Dark and Forbidding Land, because he is away in the navy.  His return here in book 3 is a pretty major plot point for the whole series.  If they someday make a movie or mini-series of Senta and the Steel Dragon, you can expect a big name star to have Staff’s part.  He’s just larger than life.  In a way, he takes Terrence Dechantagne’s place in the second half of the series– interesting since they both arrive together on the S.S. Arrow in this book.  There are many scenes I love with Staff, but my favorite is his complex romantic escapades on ship.

With dinner over, he excused himself and walked outside.  He leaned over the railing and watched as a pod of ichthyosaurs raced along beside the ship.  They were so much like the porpoises of home waters, except for the vertical tails.  After a few moments, he felt a warm body next to him and turned to see Miss Jindra in her deep purple dress.

“Mr. Staff,” she said.

“Miss Jindra.”

“I gathered earlier that you had a rather poor opinion of practitioners of the art.”

He shrugged.

“Have you known many?”

“I’ve known a few—a few sorceresses and quite a few wizards.  You run across a lot of wizards in the service.”

“And you don’t like them?”

He shrugged again.

“Why?”

“I don’t know.  I guess I find them to be self-important.”

“Is it self-important magic wielders who bother you?  Or self-important women?”

He shrugged again.

“Birmisia is not the place to go if you don’t like powerful women.”

“Don’t I know it?”

“Is it magic you are afraid of, Mr. Staff?  You know there is a sorceress in Birmisia who may be the most powerful in the world.  She is said to have destroyed an entire city with a single spell.”

“That’s probably exaggerated,” said Staff.  “She didn’t do anything particularly amazing when I knew her.”

“You know her?”

“Knew her.”

“So you really are not afraid of magic.”

“I’m not afraid of magic.  I’m also not afraid of a steam train.  That doesn’t mean I would stand in front of one.”  He tried to change the subject.  “You have an interesting accent, Miss Jindra.”

“My father was a Brech, but my mother was from Argrathia.”

Argrathia, in the southeast corner of Sumir, was one of the cradles of civilization thousands of years before Magnus the Great had conquered the world.  But now it was a backwater country ruled by petty nobles and warlords.  Its only revenue was the plundering of its past.

Miss Jindra’s eyes shifted to look past him.  Staff turned to see Mrs. Marchond standing behind him.

“Mr. Staff, I was wondering if you could join me for a drink.”

“Your husband?”

“Raoul has retired for the evening.  He gets weary on these long days at sea.  Miss Jindra, you could accompany us.”

“I think that I too shall retire,” said Miss Jindra.

“Good night then,” said Staff to Miss Jindra, and offering Mrs. Marchond his arm, he led her forward toward the first class lounge.

It was three in the morning when Matie Marchond climbed out of his small bed and stepped back into her gown.  She didn’t bother putting on her bustle or her other undergarments.  She simply rolled them into a ball, and tucked them under her arm.  Then she bent down to kiss him, biting his lower lip hard enough, he thought, to draw blood.  Then she stepped out into the corridor and was gone.  Staff waited a few discreet moments and then stepped out the door, walking down the hall to the bathroom.  Taking a quick shower, he put on one of the complimentary robes stacked on the small shelf, and then carried his clothes back to his room.  There were no others in the hallway, and the gas lights were very dim.

Staff slept in late the following morning, having drunk more than he was used to, and having been up very late.  When he finally crawled out of bed, he found his clothing hanging on the inside doorknob, pressed, and his other shoes just inside the cabin on the floor, polished.  After he dressed, he walked down the hallway to the bathroom, where he shaved.  Breakfast was long past and he didn’t feel like eating lunch, so he went to the stern of the ship and sat on a folding chair on the sun deck.

The day was anything but sunny.  The wind was up, just as it had been the day before.  The sky was already overcast, and as Staff sat, the temperature dropped steadily until he judged that it was below forty.  No other passengers showed themselves, but the weather did not stop a waiter from coming out and asking the gentleman if he wanted anything, in a decidedly Mirsannan accent.

“What do you have for a hangover?”

“I’ll see what I can find, sir.”

A few minutes later the waiter returned with a glass filled with a thick, red concoction.  Staff sipped it.

“Kafira’s fanny!  What the hell is in here?”

“Two eggs, two anchovies, a clove of garlic, a hot pepper, tomato juice, a twist of lemon, and a splash of healing draught.”

“That’s supposed to cure a hangover?”

“Yes, sir.”

 “Wouldn’t the healing draught by itself do just as well?”

“Probably sir, but it would not be nearly as beautiful.”

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Five years ago, Mike Smith was an unhappy man living all alone. Then he purchased a Daffodil. Far more than regular robots, his Daffodil Patience, changed his life in ways that he had never thought possible. Now it is the year 2037, and Mike and Patience have been married for five years. Retired and enjoying life, Mike thought that all his troubles were behind him, but it seems as though they are creeping up again. California Proposition 22 proposes to define a person as a biological entity, thereby annulling marriages, like Mike’s and Patience’s, performed in other states. Battle lines have been drawn, at least as far as the proponents of the bill are concerned. Now Mike must muster his own support to defeat the measure. But there is more going on than just politics. Daffodil, the robot maker, is in the news again. Hardware issues are leaving robots across the globe unable to function. Is it only an antenna issue? Now Patience herself is behaving oddly. Is there something really wrong with her, or does she just need a software upgrade?

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The Drache Girl: Honor Hertling

The Drache GirlYuah and Honor are just so perfect together, it’s only natural that they become friends.  I had originally planned to write them getting to know each other in The Voyage of the Minotaur, but I didn’t get it worked into the story, so I did it in The Drache Girl.  Of course later, I wished I hadn’t because I could have worked it into The Dark and Forbidding Land. In any case, they do become friends.  Here is the beginning of that relationship.

“Mrs. Dechantagne, how lovely to see you.”

Honor Hertling was dressed in the same sturdy brown and white clothing as her neighbors.  Her sleeves and the front of her dress were stained with dirt, and she wore a beat up pair of men’s work gloves.  Twenty years old, with large, sad eyes, a small nose, and raven hair, she was not classically beautiful, and not just because of the ugly scar that ran across her left cheek to her chin.  She was cute though, in an indefinable way.  Yuah reached out to take her gloved hand.

“Oh, sorry,” said Miss Hertling.  She pulled her hand away and removed the glove, then grasped Yuah’s hand firmly.  “What a lovely dress.”

“You like it?  A little bird told me that you might not approve.”  Yuah was suddenly aware that she was using one of Iolanthe’s expressions.

“Mein sister and her friend.”  Miss Hertling’s accent suddenly became thicker.  “I am thinking that the Drache girl likes to stir up trouble.  Would you like to come in for some tea?”

“Thank you.”

Tossing her gloves onto a potting bench near the garden, the young woman opened the door.  Yuah parked the blue baby carriage in the yard and lifting little Augie out, followed into the house.  The structure was very small and consisted of three rooms.  The front room, only about eight by twelve feet, served as parlor, dining room, and kitchen, as well as any number of other functions for which the Dechantagne household would have had individual rooms.  From the cast iron stove at one end of the room to the shelf filled with canned goods at the other, the room was impeccably clean.  A single bookcase contained a dozen volumes and was home to two small porcelain vases holding cut flowers.  Bright light shown in through the lace curtained windows.  Augie began to fuss as Yuah stepped inside.

“He’s probably hungry again,” she said.

“If you would like to nurse him now, you may sit in the rocking chair, while I make our tea.”

Yuah set the swaddled baby on the chair as she went about the fairly arduous task of freeing her breasts from the many layers of her clothing.   Though two of her three undergarments had been fashioned with breast-feeding in mind, the gorgeous teal dress had not.  By the time Augie was able to begin suckling, he was red-faced from crying and his mother was nearing exhaustion.  Yuah pulled the suddenly quiet baby close to her body, now bare from the waist up, and reached with a free hand to accept the cup of steaming tea.  Miss Hertling turned the lock on the door, which consisted of a small piece of wood with a single nail holding it to the doorjamb. 

“I wouldn’t want Hertzal walking in on you,” she explained.  “I think he might faint.”

“Isn’t he working at the dock?”

“Yes, but sometimes he comes home for lunch.”

“Thank you again for your hospitality.  I suppose I would have had to walk all the way back home, or find a spot beside a tree.”

“That probably wouldn’t have been a good idea.  I’ve seen velociraptors eating out of people’s garbage twice this week.  I doubt that one or two would chase down a full-grown person, but they always seem to multiply.  I hate to think of one of them getting after a baby.”

Yuah pulled Augie even closer.  “I hope you have notified the police.”

“I have.  The militia too.  They keep chasing the beasts off and they keep coming back.”

Yuah turned Augie around to give him the other breast.  He cried for just a moment as she shifted his position, and then happily went back to feeding.  She brushed his thin brown hair back away from his face. 

“I don’t want you to think that I disapprove of you or your clothes,” said Miss Hertling, pulling one of the dining chairs forward to face the rocking chair, and sitting down in it.  “I just think that it is very important to preserve our traditions.”

“There is nothing in the scripture or the Magnificent Law that prohibits the wearing of colorful clothing.”

“Yes, I know.  But my sister and I come from Freedonia.  You must understand that in Freedonia, the Zaeri face extinction.”

“You don’t really mean that do you?  Extinction, as in death?”

“Murder is being committed and sometimes it’s sanctioned by the government.  Those Zaeri who stay are being discriminated against and forced to move to specially designated areas.  Laws are being passed that limit Zaeri rights and create special Zaeri taxes.  Those Zaeri who do leave, find themselves unable to return.  Things are only going to get worse, too.  King Klaus II has publicly called the Zaeri an unclean race.”

“That’s abhorrent.”

“Yes, but that’s the way it is.  My parents were killed and my brother, sister, and I were chased out of our home.  But they couldn’t destroy what we are.  We are still Zaeri and we are still alive.  I think it’s important that we remember who we are.  We should maintain our traditions.”

“I suppose I can understand your feelings about it,” said Yuah.

“Things must be strange for you though,” mused Miss Hertling.  “I hadn’t really thought of it before.  You are one of only a handful of Zaeri from Greater Brechalon.  You must feel as different from us, from the Freedonians, as you do from the Kafirite Brechs.”

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The Drache Girl: Hero & Hertzal Hertling

The Drache GirlThe Twins Hero and Hertzal Hertling are such solid parts of Senta and the Steel Dragon that I was surprised when I went back over The Drache Girl to find out they’re not in it as much as I thought.  They have some very key scenes, especially Hero, but don’t appear nearly as much as they do in book 2.

This is a pretty key scene in the book, and revolves around Senta and Graham, but as usual Hero and Hertzal are there to round out the cast.

When the four had finished their tea, Senta set four silver ten-pfennigs on the table and they left the bakery café.  No other patrons had come in while they had been there, and the seven diners who had been seated when they arrived were still seated.  The town square still looked completely abandoned.

“I’d like to go over to Mrs. Bratihn’s,” said Senta.

“Oh, come on,” pleaded Graham.  “I want to go to the dinosaur pen.”

“Why don’t you two go ahead, and we’ll join you,” suggested Senta.

“I really don’t want to go to Mrs. Bratihn’s,” said Hero quietly, looking down at her own black coat and brown dress.

“Why not?”

“I just don’t.  Can’t we go to the dinosaur pen with the boys?”

“Go ahead with them,” said Senta.  “I’ll stop at Mrs. Bratihn’s and be along in a few minutes.”

Hero nodded, and hurried off to catch up with Graham and her brother, who were already several paces away.  Senta turned and crossed the town square to the Dress Shop.  Mrs. Bratihn called out from the back when the bell rang over the door and a moment later came out to the front.

“Good afternoon, Senta,” she said.  “Why aren’t you at the train station dedication?”

“It was boring.  You?”

“Well,” she laughed.  “I guess I find that sort of thing boring too.  Lawrence is there, and he can tell me what happened tonight at dinner.  So what can I do for you?”

“I need another new dress.”

“That’s the third one in a month.  At this rate you’re going to be a better customer for me than Mrs. Dechantagne.”

“I’m going to buy lots of dresses,” said Senta.  “I want a whole closet full.”

“That’s wonderful, dear.  What did you have in mind?”

“Anything that’s not black.”

“I had a bolt of lavender silk come in on the Arrow.  I was thinking of making something stylish to put in the window—something with some darker purple velvet.”

“Miss Jindra has a purple dress that is really nice.  You can see her shoulder blades.”

“Yes, all the women want to show off their shoulder blades now,” said Mrs. Bratihn.  “It’s very daring.  We could make one like that for you.”

Senta reached around to feel her back.  She wondered how her shoulder blades would look.  Stuffing her hand into her pocket, she pulled out a wad of bank notes and peeled off enough to pay for the dress.  She had not even come close to spending her first month’s stipend, and now she already had another.

“Do you need to measure me again?” she asked.

“No dear.  I doubt that your measurements have changed appreciably since last week.  I do want you to look at some dress styles though, so we can be on the right track.”

Mrs. Bratihn went into the back of the shop and returned with her huge dress stylebook.  They sat looking through the pages and picking out things that they thought ought to be added to a dress, as well as things they thought ought never to be added to a dress.  Senta was aided in this by a very distinctive idea of what she wanted.  The more it looked like the dresses worn by Mrs. Government and Mrs. Dechantagne, the better the dress was as far as she was concerned, and the less it looked like those ladies’ dresses, the less she liked it.  Within ten minutes, the two had hashed out enough details for Mrs. Bratihn to get started.

Waving goodbye to the dressmaker, Senta stepped out into the cold and made her way across town square and through the great gate.  She turned west down Second Avenue though a section of some of the first houses built in the colony.  Though they were less than four years old, they seemed primitive compared to the more recent construction.  Most were tiny, one room cottages.  There were few people about here too, though Senta saw a man shoveling snow, and a woman shaking out a rug on her front step.  When she got to the corner of Bainbridge Clark Street, Senta turned right and began skipping down the hill.

She was nearing the docks when she saw four lizardmen walking away from the area.  The speed at which they were moving could very well have been called running, so slow was the normal speed of reptilians during the winter.  Then she heard shouting ahead, and she stopped to listen, but before she could discern the nature of the disruption the voices stopped.  She continued on her way, but no longer skipping.  When she reached the shipyard, everything seemed quiet. 

She stepped around the corner of an equipment storage shed that stood on the left hand side of the street and she saw her three friends.  Graham was sitting on the cold ground, his legs sticking straight out in front of him and his chin resting on his chest.  Hero and Hertzel were standing next to him.  Senta lifted up the front of her skirts and ran the last fifty feet to stand beside the three.  Tears streamed silently down both sides of Graham’s face, which was deep red.  A purple welt was beginning to form around his left eye.

“What happened?”

Hero and Hertzel both looked at her, but neither spoke.

“What happened?” she asked again.

“Nothing,” said Graham.  He slowly got to his feet.  “Nothing happened.”

“Those lizzies didn’t attack you?”

Hertzel shook his head, but Graham just stomped off to stand with his back to them, a dozen feet away.

“If it wasn’t the lizzies, then what happened?” Senta asked, this time looking directly at Hero.

“There were…” she paused and looked at Graham’s back, but he didn’t move.  “There were three men.  They had some of the lizzies kind of pushed into this spot.  They were threatening them.  Oh, maybe they were just teasing them, but…”

“But what?”

“They said they were going to cut their tails off.”

“Wankers,” said Senta.

“Yes, well, Graham jumped in and told them to ‘sod off’.  Then one of them…”

“One of them what?” said Senta, her voice taking a menacing tone.

“One of them hit him.”  Hero’s eyes welled up.

“Which way did they go?” growled Senta.

Hero did nothing but look stricken, but Hertzel immediately pointed toward Seventh and One Half Avenue, and the apartments just beyond.

“I’m going to rip their hearts out.”

“No,” said Graham.

“Don’t worry.  I’m going to…”

“No, you’re not,” said Graham, louder than before. 

He stomped back over to where the other three stood.  Fresh tears streamed down his face and a little trail of snot flowed from his right nostril.  It made a bubble when he breathed.

“All right, I won’t kill them,” said Senta.  “I’ll just teach them a lesson.”

“You’re not going to do anything!” shouted Graham, pointing at her, his finger so close to her face that it made her start.  “I don’t need you to stick up for me!”

“I just…”

“I don’t need anyone to fight for me!  Especially not a girl!”

He walked several steps away.

“And you’re not my girlfriend!” he shouted and broke into a full run, not stopping as he ran south and out of sight around some buildings.

The three friends stood looking at the place where Graham had disappeared.  Then, as if some magical spell had been broken, people began to appear on the street.  First a few could be seen at the top of the hill, coming down Bainbridge Clark Street.  A moment later half a dozen more people walked down Seventh and One Half Avenue.  Within ten minutes, the streets of Port Dechantagne were as busy as they ever were.  Hero came and put her arms around Senta’s shoulders.  Neither of the girls seemed to know what to say, and of course, Hertzel never said anything. 

“What’s going on here?”

Police Constable Eamon Shrubb had walked up next to them without them even noticing.  He looked down at the two girls and the boy, and his brow furrowed with concern.

“What’s going on here?” he said again, but this time in a softer voice.

Senta sighed.

“Tell him what happened,” she told Hero, and she began walking back up the hill the way she had come.

The Drache Girl: Eamon and Dot Shrubb

The Drache GirlI mentioned a while ago that I based Eamon and Dot Shrubb on a young couple that I briefly knew.  What I didn’t mention was that neither was in my original outline.  I included Eamon’s name in a throwaway line about Saba Colbshallow having badge #1 and Eamon having badge #2 of the Port Dechantagne police department.  Once I had included him, his wife and their relationship, and the relationship between them and Saba just fell together.  Eamon has a pretty big part in The Drache Girl, both in his own right and as a sounding board for Saba.  Dot has a fairly important bit too.  In this scene we meet Dot for the first time and learn a bit about their relationship.

He arrived back at the police station office to find Dot Shrubb in a pretty pink dress that highlighted her copper-colored hair.  She was a thin, but pretty girl, of seventeen who had arrived in Port Dechantagne a year ago, without any family, and had stolen the heart of Eamon Shrubb the first time he laid eyes upon her.

“Saba,” she said, in the nasal voice of someone who had been deaf all her life.

“Looking for Eamon?” he asked, keeping his face toward her, so that she could read his lips.

She nodded.

“You two were fighting again.”

She punched the palm of her left hand with her right fist.

“What about?”

She hesitated for a moment, and then made a rocking baby motion with her arms folded.

“You’re expecting?”

“Huh?”

“Baby.  You’re going to have a baby?”

She nodded, smiling.

“Then why were you fighting?  Doesn’t he want a baby?”

“Name,” she said.

“Kafira,” Saba muttered.

At that moment, Eamon opened the office door.  He paused about halfway inside, looking at his wife the way a munitions expert looks at a bomb that didn’t go off as intended.  She looked at the floor.  After a moment, the constable stepped inside.

“You nesh berk,” said Saba.  Eamon looked at him in surprise.  “You take your wife home and see to her.  I may not have two and a half months experience being married, but even I know you don’t fight with a woman who’s expecting.”

“She wanted to name the baby Yadira.”

“What’s wrong with that?” demanded Saba.

“Come on!  That’s the worst name in the world.”

“My mother’s name,” said Dot.

“That happens to be my mother’s name, too,” said Saba.

“Oh, yeah.  I forgot about that,” said Eamon.

“It’s not like Eamon’s a brilliant name.”

“I don’t want to name it Eamon either.  If it’s a boy I want to name it Darsham, and if it’s a girl I want to name it Daria.”

“Darsham Shrubb?  Why don’t you just name it ‘kick my ass on the way to school’ and have done with it.”

Eamon ballooned his cheeks out and rolled his eyes back to think for a moment.  “It doesn’t sound that good when you put it all together, does it?”

“Here’s my advice, Mr. I’ve-been-married-two-and-a-half-months.  Take the rest of the day off and take your wife home.  Make her a cup of tea and rub her feet.  Then let her decide what to name the baby.  You can go get a kitten from Mrs. Gyffington, and name it Darsham, or Daria, or whatever the bloody hell you want to name it.”

“That’s right,” said Dot, taking Eamon by the arm.  Then she said, “Rub my feet,” leading Saba to believe that she had missed most of what he had said.

“You don’t mind if I take the afternoon?” asked Eamon.  He turned his head slightly, so that his lips were not visible to his wife.  “If I rub her feet, she’ll be all rumpy-pumpy.”

“Go!”

The two left the office, arm in arm.  As soon as they were gone, Saba stepped back through the supply room and into cell number one.  Setting his helmet beside the cot, he lay down and took a nap.