His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 8 Excerpt

PatienceThe train had been moving about ten minutes when Ryan spoke again.

“Do you want to play Last Supper?”

“Is that some kind of Jesus thing?” asked Mike.  “Cause I already told you I was an atheist.”

“No, it’s not a… well… it is, but not really.  You list what twelve people you would want to invite to a dinner party.”

“Me and twelve people in one room,” mused Mike.  “That’s not The Last Supper; it’s Dante’s Inferno.”

“You don’t have to just pick people who are alive now.  You can pick anyone who has ever lived.”

“All right.  Go ahead.  Dazzle me.”

“Well,” began Ryan.  “Of course, first I would pick Jesus Christ.”

“Naturally.”

“Then George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Thomas Edison,” Ryan counted off happily on his fingers.  “Then it starts to get hard.  Ronald Reagan, um… John F. Kennedy, Neil Armstrong… um… oh, Martin Luther King Jr., Albert Einstein, um… and Paul McCartney.”

“You still need one more,” said Mike.

“No, I’m the twelfth.

“No, you need twelve plus yourself—like Jesus and the twelve apostles.”

“Oh, um, then… Ringo Starr.”

“Well at least you won’t need an interpreter,” said Mike.  “Everyone at your party speaks English, except Jesus.”

“Jesus can speak any language.”

“Of course he can.  Maybe he can do some card tricks too, because your party is going to be boring as shit.  You don’t have one single female, or married female for that matter.”

“There weren’t any women at The Last Supper.”

“Bull.  Even I know that Mary Magdelaine was at the last supper,” said Mike.  “And before you tell me that she had a minor role because all she did was wash feet, let me remind you that Jesus washed a few feet and nobody ever accuses him of having a minor role.”

“I wasn’t going to say that,” said Ryan.  “I didn’t know she was there.”  He thought for a moment.  “I do know the bible says ‘the devil can quote scripture to suit his own purpose’.”

“That’s not the bible.  It’s Shakespeare, whom incidentally would be one of my guests.  The Merchant of Venice.  And perhaps the devil has to quote scripture when the faithful can’t.”

“You know people would like you more if you didn’t act so smart and superior all the time.”

“Maybe more people would like me, but I wouldn’t be one of them.”

“Fine, you’ve got Shakespeare,” said Ryan.  “Who else would you have at your Last Supper?”

“These aren’t necessarily my favorite people in history, but I think this would be one hell of a party,” explained Mike.  “William Shakespeare.  I’d take Einstein too.  Then Julius Caesar, astronaut Gordon Cooper, Ben Franklin, Bill Clinton, Cleopatra, Mary Shelley, spy Mata Hari, Joan of Arc, Ada Lovelace, and Sacagawea.”

“I don’t know who Ada Lovelace is.  She’s not that Deep Throat girl, is she?”

“No, that was Linda Lovelace.  Ada Lovelace was an aristocrat and a genius—a little slutty, but no porn star.  She’d fit in though.”

“Okay, so you’ve got a bunch of historic party people.  I don’t know that much about Joan of Arc.  Was she a partier?”

“Not at all.  But you know at some point she’s going to go crazy and stab somebody,” Mike laughed.

“What about Sacagawea?”

“Designated driver.”

“Huh?  She can’t drive.”

“She got Lewis and Clark home safe after crossing a continent,” said Mike.  “I’m sure she could get drunk Clinton and drunk Shakespeare home safe, because you know Caesar and Ben Franklin are both showing up with booze.”

“It’s hard to believe you’re not a Christian,” said Ryan

Mike shrugged and went back to his texTee.

“How about you, Patience?” asked Ryan.  “Do you have a Last Supper?”

“Of course, Ryan.  My Last Supper would be Bender, Wall-E, R2D2, Tom Servo, Gort, Commander Data, Robbie, Cylon Number 6, Twiki, Optimus Prime, Replicant Rachael, and the T-800 Terminator.”

“That is very funny, Patience,” said Wanda.

“I don’t think that’s funny at all,” said Ryan.

“What I find funny,” said Mike, without looking up from his screen, “is that her list seems to be about an equal mix of robots that want to serve humans and robots that want to destroy all humans.”

“I don’t find that funny either.”

Back to School

Well, it’s that time of year.  As you read this, I am at “Back to School Day,” welcoming parents and students to Junior High School.  I still have a few days off left, but it’s right here– the end of the summer.

This is my 20th year teaching and it will be an interesting, no doubt trying year.  I can honestly say that at the end of every summer, I’ve both dreaded and looked-forward to going back to work.  Until this year.  Not really looking forward to it.  Still, it’s a job with really high highs and really low lows, so at least there is that anticipate.

I didn’t get as much written as I wanted to this summer, but I got enough written that I don’t hate myself.  I’m going to try and keep to my writing schedule as much as possible (and my new exercise schedule too, which is going really well) for the rest of the year.  I should have Love and the Darkness finished any time now, and then it’s back to work on 82 Eridani.

The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon: L-M

The Sorceress and her LoversLadies’ Auxiliary: A Brech organization originally created for wives of Brech soldiers but later opened to any Brech women.  Its members perform community service and charitable works.

Lathan, Momone: A Mirsannan writer, Momone Lathan is best known in Brechalon for the novel And God Looked Down and Smiled.

Latyum, Empire of: Latyum was the eastern most empire of the Mersh people.  Never as stable as Mershona, Latyum struggled through the rule of a dozen emperors, but created wondrous works of art.  Latyum fell to the Rundak tribes between -1800 and -1300.

Laudanum: Laudanum is a tincture of opium containing approximately 10% powdered opium by weight.  It is reddish-brown in color and tastes extremely bitter.  Laudanum contains almost all of the opium alkaloids, including morphine and codeine.  A potent narcotic by virtue of its high morphine concentration, laudanum is used to treat a variety of ailments, but its principal use was as an analgesic and cough suppressant.  Laudanum is purchased in Brech City at any apothecary.

Khaki: Khaki is a color, a light shade of yellow-brown similar to tan or beige.  It is used by many armies around the world for uniforms.

Lighthouse, The: A book by wizard Phirun Lovell, The Lighthouse tells the story of wizards in Brechalon and their importance to modern society.

Light of the Moon: An important book by Sable Agria, Light of the Moon tells the story of a doomed romance between cousins.

Lizzies: (See Lizardmen.)

Lizardmen: The aboriginal inhabitants of Mallon, Lizardmen are cold-blooded reptilians with a complex culture and language.  Generally six to seven feet tall, with gray, green, or brown scaly skin, the lizzies as they are known to humans have long snouts filled with peg-like teeth, and though they walked more or less fully upright, they sport a tail behind them six to eight feet long.  Up and down their backs, as in alligators, they have a row of bumpy ridges, while in front they sport a large flap of skin or dewlap below their faces.  Their hands, though possessing stumpy claw-tipped fingers do feature an opposable thumb.  They eschew clothing, but often wear belts, assorted tribal jewelry, and decorative paint.  Though humans often find it difficult to differentiate between the sexes, females are generally smaller than males.  Once a year, female lizzies lay eggs in forest nests.  When the young are born, they run wild in the forest until at about the age of ten, they are caught by the adults and civilized.  Most lizardmen live in small villages of 50 to 300 individuals, though there are several large and powerful lizzie city-states.

Lovell, Phirun: A wizard and writer, Phirun Lovell took part in killing one of the last dragons known in Sumir, which he recounted in his book Red Dragon Hunter.

Lowess, Kingdom of: Splitting away from Rundaria in 544, Lowess combined with Rundarr (Rundaria) and Derrick in 1794 to form Freedonia.

Löwestadt: A city in eastern Freedonia, Löwestadt is a stopover point for tourist planning to visit the Numateme.

Madoff, Kenitra: Saphiran poet and writer, Kenitra Madoff eventually became a nun.

Magic Spider, The: A novel by Mirsannan writer Anapurna Sevo.

Magic Whale, The: A children’s book by Geert Resnick, The Magic Whale is also popular among Brech adults.

Magnius: Magnius is the eleventh month of the modern reformed calendar.  It is named after King Magnus the Great, who adopted the calendar during his rule.  Like all the months except Hamonth, it has 30 days.  Magnius 21st is the birthday of Augustus Marek Virgil Dechantagne.  Magnius 20th is the birthday of his younger sister Terra Leah Dechantagne.

Mahanian, Umeko: A writer with a Brech father and Enclepian mother, Umeko Mahanian is best known for his detective story Doctor and Priest.

Majestic, S.S.: A passenger ship making the run from Brechalon to Birmisia.

Major Frisbie’s Chutney: Major Frisbie’s Chutney is a product produced in Brechalon and distributed around the world.  Founded by a former army officer, the company produces several different varieties of chutney, the most popular of which is green tomato.

Mallon: A continent far to the east of Sumir, Mallon is the home to dinosaurs and aboriginal reptilians of several varieties.  The northern third of the continent is divided into two regions: Mallontah and Birmisia.

Mallontah: The northwestern portion of the continent of Mallon, Mallontah is a vast region of deserts and tropical forests.  The Brech presence in Mallontah is centered around their capital city of St. Ulixes.

Man Who Loved His Gardener, The: A novel by Isaak Wissinger, The Man Who Loved His Gardener tells the story of a man’s obsessive love of a prostitute.

Manzanian River: The Manzanian River, named by Colonel Mormont during his exploration of Birmisia, lies just east of Port Dechantagne.  It is navigable for only the first several miles from the ocean, before going through a series of cataracts.  Locally, it is known as the Minotaur River.

Marching Over Enclep: A book of poetry by Leda Schraam, Marching Over Enclep puts a positive spin on the subjugation of primitive peoples by the Brech military.

Marcourt Station: On the other side of Brech City from Princess Aarya Boulevard Station, Marcourt Station is almost as large, connecting trains going in and out of Brech City with the horse-drawn trolley system.

Marines, Royal: The Royal Marines are a branch of infantry trained to fight from ship, as well and on land.  They were formed in 1664 and are a part of the UK Naval Service.  They have the longest infantry training in the world, which stands at 32 weeks for an enlisted recruit and 64 weeks for an officer recruit.  They include a commando brigade, a security unit responsible for guarding Greater Brechalon’s wizards, a Fleet Protection Group, a landing craft and boat-training group,  a naval special forces unit, and a naval band service.

Mark, Brech: The Mark is the main currency of The United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon.  In modern Brech, the mark is produced as a coin, as in a gold Decimark (10 marks), and banknotes are printed in denominations of 1 to 500 marks.  The 500 mark note is often referred to as “a Tybalt” because of its portrait of King Tybalt III.

Marriage in a Slaughterhouse: A novel by Walter Grace.

Marriage of Purpose, A: A novel by Sable Agria that many mistakenly take as favoring arranged marriages; A Marriage of Purpose in fact advocates marriage for love.

Mather: The largest Freedonian manufacturer of firearms, Mather is famous for their semi-automatic pistols.

Matter and the Elements: One of the most printed books in the world, Matter and the Elements by Phoebus Dodson is a text for all chemistry and physics classes in Brechalon, Mirsanna, or Freedonia.

Merchant and Shannon Shipping Lines: The largest and most expansive shipping organization in Brechalon, Merchant and Shannon operated scores of ships in and out of ports around the world.

Meet Me in Hexagon Park: A flowery and romantic novel set in modern day Brech City, by author Cathal Parvis.

Men and Women: A book by Shrem Tunney extolling the virtues of marriage with little or no sex.

Mermaid’s Ankle, The: A tavern in Brech City near the Thiss docks, The Mermaid’s Ankle caters to sailors and dockworkers.  It has its own carriage that is used to take home patrons who become indisposed.

Mernham Yard: Mernham Yard is headquarters for the Brech City Police Corps.

Meninia Impertinenta, S.S.: A Mirsannan freighter that frequently makes the trip to Birmisia from Mirsanna.

Mersh: The Mersh were people who migrated to modern Freedonia about -3300, conquering the Donnatta successor states and Ancient Brechalon.  The Mersh practiced Argrathian culture and religion.  Eventually they split into the twin empires of Mershona and Latyum.

Mershona, Empire of: The western half of the lands conquered by the Mersh became Mershona.  Known for its engineers, architects, and artists, Mershoan was the first civilization to send explorers beyond the continent.  Some speculate they may have travelled as far as Mallon.  Mershona fell to the invading Rundak tribes about -1140.

Microraptor: Microraptor is a genus of small, four-winged bird or dinosaur found in Birmisia.  With adult specimens ranging 2.5 to 3 feet long, and with a weight of about two pounds, Microraptors are unusual among birds and feathered dinosaurs.  They are one of the few known birds to sport long flight feathers on the legs as well as their wings.

Ministry of War, Brech: The Ministry of War not only operates the Army, Navy, and Marines of the United Kingdom, but also controls the wizards and sorcerers of the kingdom.

Minotaur, H.M.S.: A large and modern battleship, H.M.S. Minotaur is 430 feet long, has a beam of 75 feet, and a draft of 26 feet.  It has a displacement of 13,200 tons.  The Minotaur was loaned to the Dechantagne Birmisia Expedition.

Minotaur River: (See Manzanian River.)

Miparia: A country in Southern Sumir, Miparia was founded by conquistadors from Mirsa in 899, who invaded what was then Pavir.  Today Miparia is a close allie of Mirsanna and is an enemy of Numis and Camora.

Mirlughth: An ancient name for steel.

Mirsa, Kingdom of: The Kingdom of Mirsa was formed, along with Loess and Derich, in 544 during a revolution against Rundaria.  In 1744, Mirsa combined with the Kingdom of Zaer to become Mirsanna.

Mirsanna, The Kingdom of: Mirsanna was founded by the joining of the Kingdom of Mirsa with the Kingdom of Zaer in 1744.  Mirsanna is considered by many to be the cultural center of the modern world.  Its capital of Natine is the center of fashion, food, and music.  Mirsanna is a traditional rival of both Freedonia and Brechalon.

Mirsannan Pastoral: The only remaining work by novelist Robinson Arps, Mirsannan Pastoral extolls the virtue of Mirsannan country life.  It is popular among Brech women, who typically find Brech society less cultured than that of Mirsanna.

Mistress of Brechbay, S.S.: One of the larger freighters making the run from Brechalon to Birmisia.

Miza: A subject race that overthrew the Olgons about -1300, by -1000 the Miza had become a civilization in their own right.  They worshipped the Olgon gods, but were decidedly less bloodthirsty.  They expanded to conquer Hathastor and were eventually conquered by King Magnus’s Zur Empire.

Modest Scriptures, The: The life and teachings of Kafira Kristos make up the second half of the Kafirite scriptures, known as The Modest Scriptures (the first half is known as The Grand Scriptures).  The Modest Scriptures contain 32 books, which are as follows: The Fall of King Magnus, The Gospel According to Admeta, The Gospel According to Bikendi, The Gospel According to Dante, The Prayers of Dante, The Gospel According to Ulixes, The Gospel According to Wiolet, The Epistles of Fantin the Elder, The Parable of Blood, The Epistles of Fantin the Younger, The Epistles of Julien, The Parable of Wind, The Epistles of March, The Parable of Magic, The Epistles of Raina, The Gospel of Egeria, Egeria’s Epistles tot eh Dallarians, Egeria’s Epistles to the Zaeri, Egeria’s Epistle to the Rundarians, Egeria’s Epistle to the Xygians, Egeria’s Epistle to the Argrathians, Egeria’s Epistle to the Pavir, Egeria’s Epistle to the Ixec, Egeria’s Epistle to the Zurians, Egeria’s Epistle to Borazon, The Vision of Lamar, Egeria’s Epistle to Lamar, Egeria’s Epistle to Ulixes, The Lives of the Apostles, The Epistles of Ulixes, Ulixes’s Torments, Ulixes’s Revelations.

Mont Dechantagne: A large estate near Shopton, Brechalon, Mont Dechantagne is the traditional home of the Dechantagne family dating from their arrival in Greater Brechalon in the early 1200s.

More Brech Stories: A popular collection of short stories by Baumgarten Glines, and a quasi-sequel to Brech Stories.

 Morizu, King: King Morizu was a Zur ruler and grandfather of Magnus the Great.  He began the expansion of the Zur Empire that would eventually result in the conquest of the known world.

Mormont, Colonel: Colonel Mormont was the first Brech explorer of Mallon.  His journals provide detailed accounts of the flora, fauna, and aboriginies of the region.

 Mrs. Fox: A novel by Anapurna Sevo.

Music Box, Mechanical: The mechanical music box became popular throughout Sumir after its invention by Brech entrepreneur Clert Mirsoff.  Using wax cylinders, the music box can replicate music and spoken words, even sound effects.  At a cost of less than 4 marks, the mechanical music box is far more popular than similar devices that work on magic.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 6 Excerpt

Patience“And they wonder why people go crazy and burst into doctors’ offices with assault rifles,” said Mike, sitting sideways on the examining table of the orthopedic surgeon’s office.

“It’s not that bad, Mike,” said Patience.

“That’s easy for you to say.  You’re protected from radiation.  They’re going to give me cancer before I get my knee fixed.  I go to the doctor, who gives me an x-ray, which he admits doesn’t tell him anything.  He just gave it to me so that I could get into that fancy LMS scan and then get into the orthopedist’s office.  And what does the orthopedist do before he even sees me?”

“He has you get another x-ray.”

“He has me get another x-ray.”

“I’m sure that two x-rays will not put you at too much risk.”

“Sure, now,” replied Mike, crossing his arms.  “What if I break my arm next week?  Then what if I have to go to the dentist and get a filling?  Then what if I fall and bust my skull open.  I’ll be glowing by next month.”

“Mike, you lived almost fifty-two years without breaking a single bone.”

“That was before I knew you.  I’ve made up for lost time since you came along, Mrs. Smith.”

At that moment, the examining room door opened and the doctor stepped inside.  He closed the door without looking up from his texTee and reached out a hand toward Mike.  He was a tall, heavyset man with hints of Asian ancestry in his face, but when he spoke it was with an accent right out of West Virginia.

“I’m Dr. Pine.  Good to meet you.”

Mike shrugged.  Dr. Pine whipped his texTee around and held it in front of Mike’s face.

“Here’s your scan.  You’ve torn your medial meniscus in three places.”

“I’m going to have to stay out of those places,” said Mike.

“Oh, that was funny,” said the doctor, without cracking a smile.  “We’ll cut three little incisions around your knee and go in.  Once we get in there, we can see what’s what, and fix it.  I can get you on the schedule for the day after tomorrow.”

“May I see the scan?” asked Patience.

Pine hesitated.

“Let her see it,” said Mike.  “And let me get this straight.  I have a billion dollar LMS scan and enough x-rays to look like I spend my weekends at Chernobyl, and you still won’t know ‘what’s what’ until you dig around in my knee?”

“Well, soft tissue is notoriously difficult to get a good image on.  Based on the inflammation, it’s obvious that it’s the medial meniscus.  It’s not really surprising.  I see this injury half a dozen times a week.  We can fix you up in no time though.  It’s a day surgery.  Walk in, have the surgery, and go home.  You should stay off your feet for two days and then you’ll be back to your usual routine.”

“I’ll be able to walk after just two days?”

“Sure.  I’ll want you to take it easy for a while.  No jogging for two weeks.  No strenuous lifting for four weeks.  Other than that, usual activities are fine.”

“That prognosis seems extremely optimistic, Dr. Pine,” said Patience.  “With this type of surgery, I wouldn’t expect Mike to return to his usual activities for at least six months, and even then, only after physical therapy.”

Mike looked questioningly at the doctor.

“Well, quite a few patients feel like they benefit from physical therapy.  If after the surgery, that seems like the best option for you, I’ll prescribe it.”

“I don’t think you should have this surgery, Mike,” said Patience.

“If we don’t get you in this week,” said Dr. Pine.  “It might be three weeks before we can schedule it.”

“I don’t think he should have the surgery at all.”

“That is not a good idea,” said the doctor, grabbing his texTee from her hands.  “The meniscus is cartilaginous material.  It doesn’t grow back.  It has to be repaired.”

“And are you going to sew it back together, Dr. Pine?” asked Patience.  “Or are you just going to smooth it off with a heat probe and then send him back home.”

“If it’s torn completely through, it has to be repaired.  That’s something to be determined when we get in there.  But yes… if it’s a simple tear, we’ll just smooth it over so you don’t have any catches or clicks when you walk.”

“I don’t want to click when I walk,” said Mike.

“You’re just as likely to click with the surgery as without,” said his wife, and then she turned back to the doctor.  “Doesn’t the fact that Mike is walking with barely a limp indicate that the tears in his meniscus are fairly minor?”

“Possibly, but we can’t be sure.”

“Mike,” said Patience, stepping up beside him and putting a hand on his shoulder.  “I think you should try physical therapy now instead of surgery.  If it isn’t better, you can always have the surgery later.”

Mike looked at the doctor.  “Is that right?”

“I suppose,” he said with a frown.  “It’s not what I recommend.”

“Normally this would be a tough nut,” said Mike.  “But the fact that I hate hospitals pretty much tips the scales in the robot’s favor, Doc.  I’ll let you know if I feel like I need your services later.”

Coming Soon – Love and the Darkness

Love and the DarknessIf you’ve looked at the Previews page, you may have noticed that there is a new book on the schedule.  Love and the Darkness comes from my pile of story ideas.  It’s been in there for years, but I got an idea on how I wanted to do it, so I started as soon as Patience was done.  I thought I would whip it out before getting back to work on 82 Eridani.  While it’s not going as fast as I thought it was, it is going.  I should have it done in a couple of weeks.

Love and the Darkness is a tale of horror/suspense… hopefully.  It’s a long novelette/short novella, about 20,000 words.  When I get it done, it’s going to go up as one of the free books.  I decided that it’s going to be free for a year.  After that, it will pop up to 99 cents.  Watch this space for a release date.

Blood Trade – Now in Digest Paperback

Blood TradeYou can now pick up a copy of Blood Trade in digest paperback format for $5.50 plus shipping and handling.  Find it by following this link.

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Vegas is going to hell– literally. Werewolves run through the streets and the vampires are taking over. Former army ranger/Goth tattoo model/private eye Xochitl McKenna doesn’t like it either, especially when it comes between her and her clients. But are the vampires and werewolves the greatest threat, or is it something or someone much closer to her? Warning: Adult Content.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Now at Diesel Ebooks.

PatienceHis Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is now available at The World Famous Diesel Ebook Store.  Follow this link.  Ebooks from Diesel can be read on Apple, Android, and other devices.

It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute.  Patience, the robot wife, has a new friend– Wanda.  Wanda, another Daffodil, has been having difficulty bonding with her human, the recently divorced Ryan.  She hopes that with Patience’s mentoring, she’ll be able to help Ryan accept her into his troubled life.  But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica.  His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Now for iBooks

PatienceHis Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is now available at iBookstore.  Follow this link, or look it up from iBooks.  With the next update to OS X, iBooks will be available for the Mac, something I’m looking forward to.  Until then, you can read it on your iPhone, iPad, iPad Mini, or your iPod.

It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute.  Patience, the robot wife, has a new friend– Wanda.  Wanda, another Daffodil, has been having difficulty bonding with her human, the recently divorced Ryan.  She hopes that with Patience’s mentoring, she’ll be able to help Ryan accept her into his troubled life.  But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica.  His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

The World of Senta and the Steel Dragon : I-K

The Two DragonsImportance of Pleasing the Misses, The: A play by Leda Stolz, filled with sexual innuendo, The Importance of Pleasing the Misses has seen little time on stage, but is quite popular in Brechalon in book form.

Iguanodon: Iguanodons are the most common Birmisian dinosaur.  They are bulky herbivores that shift from bipedality to quadrupedality.  They average about 3 tons and 30 feet long for adults, with rare specimens up to 45 feet long.  They have large narrow skulls and toothless duckbill mouths, and range in color from olive green to redish-brown.  Iguanodons live in herds of 20 to 100 individuals.

Iguanodon Heath: Located ten miles west of Port Dechantagne in Brech Birmisia, Iguanodon Heath is a large open plain where visitors can see vast herds of dinosaurs.  Famous for the large numbers of iguanodon, the heath is also home to large groups of saltasaurus, triceratops, and ankylasaurs.

In Search of the Rainbow: A book of poetry by Leda  Schraam.

Intruder: A long Freedonian novel, Intruder by Anarosa Freedman is considered anti-Zaeri in theme.

Isle de Fortann: A large island in the Thiss beside Brech City, Isle de Fortann is home to Fort Tharbin, which protects the city from any invasion that might come upriver.

Isle of Winds, The: A tiny, rocky island, the Isle of Winds was the center of a magic dampening zone.  In 1499, the fortress of Schwarztogrube was constructed on the island.  By 1750, Schwarztogrube had become a prison for wizards and sorcerers.  Near New Years day in 1899, Schwarztogrube and the Isle of Winds disappeared of the face of the world.  At first it was believed that some act of god was responsible, but it was later discovered to have been the work of an escaped sorceress—Zurfina the Magnificent.

It All Turned to Dust: A long and rather depressing novel by Mirsannan writer Raphael Ragone.

Ixec: Ixec was a warrior empire built upon the ashes of the abandoned Doglon city-states.  Taking much of its culture from earlier empires, Ixec reveled in blood sacrifice and torture.  Ixec was one of the few regions not visited by Magnus the Great, so was unaffected by the spread of the Zaeri religion.  Beginning in 266, Kafirites began proselytizing in Ixec, and by around 1000, two thirds of the populace had been converted.  In 1192, Kafirism became the official religion.

Jaquesville: A small town in Brechalon.

Jaquesville, S.S.: One of the cargo ships making the run from Brechalon to Birmisia.

Journey to Enclep, A: A book by Mirsannan author Shia Toler.

Jungles of Brick: A book by Maddchen Schaub which tells the story of several families living in a mouldering brownstone apartment building.

Juton: Juton was one of a pair of deities worshiped in ancient Akkas.  Juton was the aspect of light and was directly opposed to his twin: Treffia.  Though both names have been found on the few ancient monuments that remain of Akkas, little is known of their temples or religions practices.

Kafira Kristos: Born about -20, Kafira Kristos became a Zaeri Imam about year 5.  After a few years, she began teaching a variant of Zaeri that called for a belief in an afterlife, a life devoted to God, and a disregard for worldly affairs.  She became a target of the Xygian clergy and was charged with heresy and crucified in year 13.  Within three years, she had become the focus of a religious movement that swept across the world.  Today, Kafirism is the dominant human religion.

Kafira and the Barbarians: A religious text by Liana Reuter, rife with inaccuracies.

Kafira Mass: The major holiday in Kafiradom, Kafira Mass celebrates the birthday of Kafira Kristos.  Though her true date of birth is unknown, it is almost universally celebrated on Kafirius 25th.

Kafira’s Cross: A religious text by medieval writer Kenitra Madoff, Kafira’s Cross is widely read across Sumir.

Kafira’s Family: A text by Freedonian writer Liana Rueter, considered both historically inacurrate and heretical.

Kafiradom: A common term for the part of the world in which the worship of Kafira dominates religion.  In modern times, Kafiradom is synonymous with the entire human world.

Kafirius: Kafirius is the twelfth month of the modern reformed calendar.  It has 30 days.  Kafira Mass, the highest holy day of the Kafirite religion is Kafirius 25th.  Kafirius 25th is also the birthday of Saba Colbshallow.

Kasselburg: A beautiful city in western Freedonia, Kassleburg sits on a plateau in the Halyon Mountains.  Kasselburg University is a noted institution of science and fine arts.  Kasselburg is known to most Brechs for the potato dish named for it.  Isaak Wissinger lived and worked in Kasselburg before being forced into Zurelendsviertel.

Keiman, Abban: A popular Brech writer, Abban Keiman writes extensively on life in Brechalon.  Most of his works contain numerous religious references and parallels.

King’s Oval Park: King’s Oval Park is a large venue of cricket in the northern portion of Brech City.  King’s Oval Park is located on Scrum Boulevard, and is arranged for use by up to a dozen cricket matches and two rugby games.

King’s Warehouse: Located just off Contico Boulevard, the massive storage facility of King’s Warehouse is a distribution site for food to the poor.

Kiss Me Before I Die: A book by Dallorian writer Lamis Warlick, Kiss Me Before I Die is very popular in both Brechalon and Freedonia.

Klumb, Indrajit: The son of a Freedonian father and a Mirsannan mother, Indrajit Klumb moved to Borazon becoming one of that country’s most popular authors and serving in the Borazon Parliament.

Korlata: One of the Donnata city-states, Korlata is the birth-place of democracy, and is justly famous for its art and architecture.

Kutambata: A village in central Enclep, Kutambata is the source for much of the world’s white opthalium.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 5 Excerpt

Patience“There’s a Burger 21 on the corner.  I’m going to stop there.  I think you do need to eat something.”

They stopped and went inside.  Mike squinted up at the multimedia menu.  The popular hamburger chain featured burgers that rotated in and out each month.  At any one time there were twenty-one different burgers available, and there were many different size combinations.  You could also get your choice of beef, turkey, veggie, or chicken.

“Nothing sounds good,” said Mike as he stared at the vast array of burger types.  “What should I get?”

“I’ll order for you.  Go sit down.”

Mike nodded and headed for a booth, while Patience turned her attention to the robotic clerk.  He didn’t quite look like a Gizmo, but he certainly wasn’t a Daffodil.  He was probably a German import, like her new yardbot.

“One Damn Gouda Burger, double junior size, with everything; an order of onion rings, and a large Diet Pepsi.”

Her order delivered to her within two minutes, Patience carried it on a green plastic tray to where Mike was sitting.  She carefully unwrapped his food and set it in front of him, before taking her place across the table.  He took a long sip of his drink before taking a large bite of his hamburger.

“This is a damn good burger,” he said appreciatively.

“No, it’s a Damn Gouda Burger.”

“Ah, very clever.  Good choice.”  He took a few more bites, then ate an onion ring, and then sighed.  “Yes, that’s better.  My headache is starting to go away already.”

He lifted his Diet Pepsi to his mouth.

“You know you shouldn’t drink that,” said a female voice from right beside them.  “It’s full of chemicals.”

Mike looked up at the woman standing beside them, his face frowning in annoyance.

“It has exactly the same amount of chemicals as the same-sized cup of regular Pepsi or water or milk or blood.  Those are all made up of chemicals, as is the human body and everything else on earth.  Didn’t you learn anything in school?  Who the hell are you anyway?”

“This is Mariah Keller,” said Patience.

“I just wanted to see who was with the whorebot,” said Mariah.

Mike snorted.  “Well, you got the bot part right.  I’d say the rest of it was pretty rich, coming from you.”

“I don’t know what she told you about me…”

“Actually, I was unaware that you two had met.  Everything I know about you comes from your ex-husband.”

Mariah frowned.

“That was a mistake.  I didn’t realize what I had.  I’ve changed.”

“What did you do?  Have your legs sewn shut?”

Mariah’s eyes teared up, and turning, she hurried from the restaurant.

“That was mean, Mike,” said Patience.

“Don’t you start with me,” he said, turning back to his burger.  “As soon as my headache is gone, you’re going to tell me all about your mysterious meetings with Mrs. Keller.”

“Just one meeting…”

“Ah!  I said, ‘when my headache is gone’.”  He took another bite.  “This is a Damn Gouda Burger.”