“Socketburg has gotten pretty big,” said Astrid, as she parked in front of the mall.
“There are all those new jobs at Maxxim, but Maxxim City has controlled growth. The people have to live somewhere.”
“That’s a long commute to make every day,” observed Astrid. “We should extend the monorail to Socketburg!”
“And if it came to the mall, we wouldn’t have to drive.”
“But I just bought a car.”
“Come on. It’s time to shop.”
“Where are we going first?” asked Astrid.
“My favorite store—Flips.”
“What do they sell? Hats?”
“Things,” said Penelope. “Wonderful things.”
Flips turned out to be a store that sold all kinds of strange gadgets and unique gifts. Within a few minutes, Astrid had found a small programmable robot that she thought would be perfect for Christopher and a make-your-own soda machine for Austin.
“What do you think I should get Toby?” Astrid asked.
“Something cool and very, very expensive,” said a voice from behind her.
She turned to find not her aunt, but a smiling Toby.
“Hey, what are you doing here?” the teen inventor asked as she stepped over and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
“My dad saw Penelope and came in to talk to her.”
“Yeah, she’s around here somewhere.”
“She’s a couple of counters over.”
“Let’s sneak over and listen to what they’re talking about,” whispered Astrid.
She tiptoed to the end of the aisle, Toby following along. When she reached the end, she could just hear Mr. Bundersmith on the other side. He said something that she didn’t quite catch but she heard Penelope’s reply clearly enough.
“In Magic in the Moonlight, Emma Stone was twenty-five and Colin Firth was fifty-three.”
“I’m no Colin Firth,” said Toby’s father.
“No, you’re better looking than he is, although he has a better accent. And in Lost in Translation, Scarlett Johansson was only eighteen and Bill Murray was fifty-two.”
“They didn’t actually get together in the end, as I recall.”
“Maybe not, but in A Perfect Murder, Gwyneth Paltrow was twenty-six and Michael Douglas was fifty-four.”
“We live in an overly permissive modern society.”
“Debbie Reynolds was only nineteen in Singin’ in the Rain, while Gene Kelly was forty. That was the forties, in case you forgot.”
“I think the only thing that proves is that you watch too many movies,” he said.
“I watch too many movies alone.”