Senta and the Steel Dragon – Illustration

“Don’t be like that. It’s Colonel Mormont’s journal.”
“Who is Colonel Mormont?” asked Senta.
“He explored all across Mallon more than ten years ago. He wrote all about velociraptors and iguanadons and loads of other animals. He wrote about the lizzies too.”
“The only soldier I care about is Major Frisbee,” said Senta. “He makes damn fine chutney.”
“We don’t use that word in this house,” said Honor.
“Chutney?”
“The d-word.”
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Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Elven Princess – Chapter 17

Chapter Seventeen: Wherein I become prisoner of the elves.

I must admit that I slept well, not withstanding the fact that I was using a rock for my pillow, and I had no mattress but the bare ground, and I hadn’t even my own blanket to keep warm. I slept well. I slept well until just before dawn, when suddenly, which is to say all of a sudden and without warning, I felt the weight of several bodies fall upon me. I struggled and threw one or two punches which found their targets, but having been attacked in my sleep and no doubt lulled into a state of drowsiness by elven magic, it was inevitable that I was overpowered. They took me captive, which is to say they tied my hands behind my back, gagged me, and put a sack over my head. Then they hobbled my legs with a piece of rope so that I could take only the most mincing of steps.

I heard some shouting and I thought I recognized Jholiera’s voice, but with the bag over my head it was impossible to make out what was being said. Once I thought I heard her demand my release, but I wasn’t released. I wasn’t sure who had attacked me, but I was relatively sure that it wasn’t goblins. Oh to be sure, goblins are thick in those parts. But had goblins come upon a sleeping man, they would have sliced his throat rather than taken him captive.
The point of something sharp jabbed me in the back. I didn’t know if it was a dagger or a sword or a pike or a javelin or a sharp stick, but the meaning behind it seemed clear enough to me. I was to go in the direction opposite from the side in which I was being jabbed, which is to say the back of me, so I should go forward. I did, but I didn’t go very fast, being hobbled as I was. Despite the fact that it had been my captors who had hobbled me they didn’t seem to want to take that into consideration, for they kept jabbing me to hurry me up.
It is hard to judge time when your senses are deprived, which is to say your head is in a sack. But as I was marched along, enough light came in through the weave of the cloth that I could tell when dawn arrived and could more or less make out in which direction the sun was to be found as it move up and across the sky. We didn’t stop to break our fast, and we didn’t stop for elevenses, and we didn’t stop for lunch. When we didn’t stop for tea, I tried to protest by planting my feet on the ground and refusing to go on. The only effect that my protest had was an even fiercer jab with a dagger or a sword or a pike or a javelin or a sharp stick right below my left shoulder blade—fierce enough to draw blood. This, as you can imagine, didn’t make the walk any more fun at all.
Fortunately it was only a few more hours after that fierce jab when we arrived at our destination. I was jerked and pulled around until they had me right where they wanted me. Then my hood was pulled off, revealing to me three of my abductors. They were warriors, wearing shining armor. Their long golden hair and long pointed ears, as well as their stature, gave evidence to their obvious relation to my little half-orphan friend, who was at that moment nowhere to be found. The warriors removed my gag and hobble but kept my hands tied. Then they left me.
I looked around to find that I was in a small cave that had been turned into a prison with metal bars across its entrance. From the mouth of the cave I could see nothing but trees and forest. Inside the cave there was nothing but a ratty old blanket on the rough stone ground. You may think that it would be impossible to sleep under the circumstances, and ordinarily I might agree with you. But as I had been awakened in the middle of the night and cruelly marched almost an entire day, I was very tired and very sore and the wound in my back was beginning to sting. I suspected that without being cleaned it might gather an infection, especially in such a place as I now found myself in, full of noxious cave vapors.
When I woke, there was a small bowl of mush sitting just inside the bars. It was mildly humiliating to have to eat like a dog, since my hands were still tied behind my back, but I did it. I have learned on the few occasions that I have found myself behind bars that one should keep up one’s strength if possible. So if you are behind bars and you are given food, you should eat it. In the jails of Theen, I was lucky when I got a maggot-filled potato. In the prisons in Aerithraine I have eaten curds and stale bread. Food in Lyrian prisons are a mixed bag, depending upon which city-state you find yourself. And woe be to him who is imprisoned in Thulla-Zor. I was once thrown in a tomb-like cell there and had to hunt for my own food—and you don’t want to know what it was. Imagine my surprise when I ate this bowl of mush then to find a delicious mix of unborn grains and dried fruits. So I ate, I sat down against the wall, and I waited to see what would come.

Manybooks

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Fictionwise by Eaglethorpe Buxton

Fictionwise is my favorite ebook store on the web, though they were recently bought by Barnes and Noble so we’ll have to see if they remain my favorite. You can buy plenty of great books in ebook form here, usually saving yourself a lot of money and the lives of quite a few poor trees as well.

The only thing wrong with Fictionwise, so far as I can tell, is that they do not yet offer the wonderful stories by that wonderful adventurer story-teller, which is to say Eaglethorpe Buxton, which is to say me. But maybe soon. Also, they could use more epub, and I don’t even know what that is, but it does put me in mind of a pub I used to visit called the Upset Elf Pub, which as you can see, has a pub and an e in it. The Upset Elf had some of the finest ales and chubbiest serving wenches I have ever, um… experienced.

Here’s to good times!

His Robot Girlfriend – Now on Manybooks

His Robot Girlfriend is now available at Manybooks.net, the third distribution point. The great thing about having it here is that Manybooks offers so many different formats to choose from. You can download it here.

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I’ve been getting some very nice feedback on my books lately. I thought I would share a couple of tweets that have recently been “tweeted” on Twitter.

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Amathar – Meznarks and Oindrag

The Meznarks and Oindrag are two races of beings who lived in the great hollow world of Ecos long ago. Although the Amatharians study them, they don’t know exactly what they look like because both races are extinct. They in fact, wiped each other out. Being young and idealistic when I came up with the story of Amathar, I wanted to showcase two such mutually homicidal races as my own little bit of commentary on the then present Cold War.

We had not walked too many miles when Noriandara Remontar called to me. As I looked up, she pointed to a large object in the sky. I thought at first that the object was an Amatharian or Zoasian battleship, since it was about the same size. It was not one of the air vessels. It was instead a floating city. While the bottom was far from smooth, with openings, windows, and protrusions, the top was a jagged skyline of tall buildings shooting up toward the noon day sun.

“Have you ever seen a floating city like that?” Noriandara Remontar asked.

“No,” I replied. “You?”

“I have heard of them. They were built long ago by the Meznarks, contemporaries of the Orlons. They built hundreds of floating cities and sailed all over Ecos, until they angered a race of beings far away known as the Oindrag who hunted the Meznarks down and destroyed them. There are numerous artifacts from a fallen Meznark city at the Tree Clan Museum in Amathar, but I don’t think anyone has ever come across a city still in flight.”

“Are the Oindrag still around?”

“I believe they are also extinct.”

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