A heroic tale of adventure set in eastern Europe, The Mad King by Edgar Rice Burroughs is a quasi-sequel to The Eternal Savage, though perfectly enjoyable on its own. Sword fights, gun battles, mistaken identities, large scale battles, cavalry charges, a handsome American Hero from Nebraska and a beautiful Princess… this book has it all. Download it free at Manybooks.net. Follow the link.
His Robot Wife hit the iBook Store last night at about 8PM. It will be a nervewracking couple of months before I find out how it is selling. That’s one great benefit of publishing at the Kindle Store.
On a related note, His Robot Girlfriend, which was number 1 on the Free Science Fiction and Fantasy charts at iBooks, dropped to number 7. I can’t feel too bad about it since numbers 1-6 are all Star Wars books.
The next morning after breakfast, Mike was just thinking about making a run to the store when the doorbell rang. Opening the front door he found two teen-aged boys. He immediately recognized their faces as those of former students though only one of their names swam to the surface of his brain.
“Hey guys.”
“Mr. Smith, I thought you lived here.”
“I do. I have since before either of you were born. Come on in.”
He led them inside and gestured for them to have a seat in the living room. The teen whose name he remembered as Curtis was a tall thin African-American with close-buzzed hair. His friend was just as tall, though not quite so thin, with long blond hair and a very red face. Both were obviously hot.
“Patience, would you bring these young men something cool to drink please?” he called, and then turned back to them. “What would you like?”
“Just water,” said Curtis.
“Yeah,” said the other one.
Both stared at Patience when she brought them their drinks. Curtis had to elbow his friend to remind him to take the glass. It wasn’t that she was dressed provocatively, in a shorts combo and a pair of pump sandals, but it was just impossible it seemed for her not to be attractive. They both kept staring at the spot where she exited the room long after she was gone.
“So what can I do for you guys today?” asked Mike.
“Francis is doing a paper for his junior History class and he has to have an interview as one of his references. So I told him to come and ask you.”
“It’s August.”
“We’re taking summer school so we can get a credit ahead. He’s taking History and I’ve got Pre-Calc.”
Mike looked and noticed for the first time that the other boy, Francis, had a small wriTee tucked under his arm.
“Francis,” he said, more to reinforce the name in his memory than to address him. “What is your paper on?”
“The 1950s. Do you remember what it was like?”
“Well first of all boys, I was born in 1982. In fact, my father wasn’t born until 1963.”
“Oh. Well, do you know anything about the fifties?”
“I’m a teacher. I know everything about the fifties. I don’t worry about the bomb, I’d rather be dead than red, and I like Ike.”
“Who’s Ike?” wondered Francis.
“Eisenhower. Dwight D. Eisenhower. That was his nickname—Ike.”
“How do you get Ike out of Eisenhower? There’s no K in it.”
“I don’t know. That’s just what they called him.”
“They should have called him Ice,” offered Curtis, “like Ice-enhower, or Ice-double H.”
“Yeah,” agreed Francis. “That’s edge. Wait a second. I thought he was that World War II guy. That was the forties, not the fifties.”
“He was a general during World War II and he was President during the fifties.”
“See. I told you he knows it,” said Curtis to his friend. “Turn on your Dictathing.”
Curtis unfolded his wriTee on the coffee table and with a swipe of his finger the screen came to life.
“So what was life like in the fifties?”
PS: The His Robot Wife Facebook page is now online. If you enjoy the book, type in the title in your profile under Arts and Entertainment.
Warrior of the Dawn by Howard Browne
From the forest deeps came brutal killers, and Tharn, the Cro-Magnon, vowed that vengeance would be his….
Free in a variety of ebook formats, at Manybooks.net. Follow the link.
For those fans of His Robot Girlfriend, there is now a facebook page devoted to the book. In your Facebook profile under Arts and Entertainment, just list His Robot Girlfriend as one of the books you like and it will pop up in the correct box.
If you haven’t read it, just remember you can get the free ebook of His Robot Girlfriend at http://amathar.blogspot.com/, for Kindle, Nook, and any other reader.
I found someone on eBay this week illegally selling one of my ebooks. This one not the first time that I’ve found my work being pirated. It’s actually kind of flattering, especially since he was asking $1.25 for an ebook that I’ve been giving away for free on a half dozen different websites. I contacted the seller and he took the listing down. I contacted eBay and immediately got a legal run-around. I really wasn’t expecting them to do anything. I just wanted to make them aware of it. This was just one more time out of many that I’ve had problems with eBay and their “customer service.”
The next morning after breakfast, Mike was just thinking about making a run to the store when the doorbell rang. Opening the front door he found two teen-aged boys. He immediately recognized their faces as those of former students though only one of their names swam to the surface of his brain.
“Hey guys.”
“Mr. Smith, I thought you lived here.”
“I do. I have since before either of you were born. Come on in.”
He led them inside and gestured for them to have a seat in the living room. The teen whose name he remembered as Curtis was a tall thin African-American with close-buzzed hair. His friend was just as tall, though not quite so thin, with long blond hair and a very red face. Both were obviously hot.
“Patience, would you bring these young men something cool to drink please?” he called, and then turned back to them. “What would you like?”
“Just water,” said Curtis.
“Yeah,” said the other one.
Both stared at Patience when she brought them their drinks. Curtis had to elbow his friend to remind him to take the glass. It wasn’t that she was dressed provocatively, in a shorts combo and a pair of pump sandals, but it was just impossible it seemed for her not to be attractive. They both kept staring at the spot where she exited the room long after she was gone.
“So what can I do for you guys today?” asked Mike.
“Francis is doing a paper for his junior History class and he has to have an interview as one of his references. So I told him to come and ask you.”
“It’s August.”
“We’re taking summer school so we can get a credit ahead. He’s taking History and I’ve got Pre-Calc.”
Mike looked and noticed for the first time that the other boy, Francis, had a small wriTee tucked under his arm.
“Francis,” he said, more to reinforce the name in his memory than to address him. “What is your paper on?”
“The 1950s. Do you remember what it was like?”
“Well first of all boys, I was born in 1982. In fact, my father wasn’t born until 1963.”
“Oh. Well, do you know anything about the fifties?”
“I’m a teacher. I know everything about the fifties. I don’t worry about the bomb, I’d rather be dead than red, and I like Ike.”
“Who’s Ike?” wondered Francis.
“Eisenhower. Dwight D. Eisenhower. That was his nickname—Ike.”
“How do you get Ike out of Eisenhower? There’s no K in it.”
“I don’t know. That’s just what they called him.”
“They should have called him Ice,” offered Curtis, “like Ice-enhower, or Ice-double H.”
“Yeah,” agreed Francis. “That’s edge. Wait a second. I thought he was that World War II guy. That was the forties, not the fifties.”
“He was a general during World War II and he was President during the fifties.”
“See. I told you he knows it,” said Curtis to his friend. “Turn on your Dictathing.”
Curtis unfolded his wriTee on the coffee table and with a swipe of his finger the screen came to life.
“So what was life like in the fifties?”
“There was a sort of dichotomy. There was the good and the bad. On the one hand, average Americans were richer in the 1950s than they had ever been before or have been since. On the other hand people were in a constant state of fear that thermo-nuclear war was right around the corner. The cold war between the United States and the Soviet Union threatened to erupt into World War III at any moment.”
“I thought people didn’t make much money in the old days,” said Curtis.
“Money had a different value then. You might only make five or six hundred dollars a month, but that was enough to support a family. You could buy a big, new house for $15,000 and you could buy a brand new Cadillac for $5,000. A loaf of bread was twenty cents. A comic book was a dime. Gas was less than… you guys know that cars ran on gasoline then, right? Gas was ten to twenty cents a gallon.”
“Wow. How much was a vueTee then, fifteen bucks?”
“Um, no. A vueTee, they called them TVs, only a fifth as big as this one,” Mike pointed to the vueTee above the fireplace, “was $500. And those TVs had no interactivity, no threed, no inscope, no Infinet… they didn’t even have color.”
“Man, I wouldn’t even bother,” said Francis.
“Sure you would. Everybody wanted one. It was the cool new thing. Remember, nobody had anything else—no texTees, no tPods.”
“So how come it was so expensive?” asked Francis.
“That’s just how technology is. TVs got cheaper as manufacturers geared up to keep up with demand and competed against other companies for business, and then cheaper still as they found ways to make them with fewer and less expensive parts. When real vueTees came out, it was the same thing. They were thousands of dollars, but got cheaper even as manufacturers added more features.
“The same thing happened with robots. When the first humanoid robots came out they cost a butt-load of money—millions. Now they’re under three thousand.”
“Going up though,” said Curtis. “The new Daffodils are more expensive.”
“That’s because Daffodil is the biggest corporation in the world now,” said Francis. “They can do whatever they want.”
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Mike Smith first noticed the bright blue sign on his sixth circuit around the indoor jogging track. It was Thursday and he came every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday morning to jog twenty-five laps. Twenty-five laps equaled two miles. The sign was in somebody’s yard. That’s why he noticed it. It wasn’t an advertisement like the ones on businesses you could see from the other side of the track. It was bright blue and it had yellow writing and some kind of picture. The seventh lap around, he tried to make out the three large words at the top. It looked like they said “stop the perverts.” The next lap, he looked again. Now he was sure that it said “stop the perverts,” but what did it say below that? He strained his eyes but after three more laps, he couldn’t make out the smaller words below.
He put it out of his mind and instead watched the people on the track with him as he ran. There were two girls in their late teens or early twenties who both looked too chubby to be jogging. Never the less, they lapped him about every fourth circuit. There were eight or ten people walking, mostly in pairs. But one little old man was walking quite fast, about half as fast as Mike was jogging, and he constantly leaned to the left. Mike was sure he was going to just fall right over sooner or later. Twenty-four. Twenty-five. Mike hit the finish line and immediately dropped his speed, walking over to get a towel and a bottle of water. Remembering the sign, he walked to the back wall of the running track and looked down over the neighborhood. There was the sign. He pressed his forehead against the hot glass and squinted. “Stop the perverts. Vote yes on 22.” Or was that thirty three?
Wiping his face and finishing his water, Mike walked back to the cubbyhole and picked up his texTee. “What is California proposition twenty-two?” The screen immediately came to life and began playing a news story. “Just let me read it.” The video dissolved into a page of text. “Blah blah blah. Supporters include blah blah blah. The proposition will amend the state constitution to define a person as a biological entity, preventing robots seeking redress for blah blah blah. Blah blah blah essentially an anti-robot marriage proposal. What? If this amendment is passed it will prohibit the state of California from acknowledging the marriages between humans and robots currently being performed in four states.
“Son of a bitch.”
Hopping down the stairs with much more energy than he usually had after jogging, Mike crossed the blistering parking lot and climbed into his Chevy, letting the cool air wash over him before he turned on the ignition. He counted it as a blessing that all cars now had auto-cooled interiors. He wouldn’t want to have to wait for the cool air. He pulled out of the parking lot and drove up the street, turning left into the neighboring block so that he could get a better look at the blue sign. But it took him several minutes to find the correct house. Finally he stopped in from of the one featuring the placard. “Stop the perverts. Vote yes on 22.” Beneath the words was a stick figure diagram, the kind used on street signs, of what looked like a man trying to have sex with a toaster. Mike thought about getting out of his car and ripping the sign out of the ground, but he saw the face of a little old lady looking out at him through the blinds.
“Assholes,” he said, and slammed his foot on the gas pedal. The car sped away, but failed to make the screeching tire noise that he was hoping for.
