His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 2 Excerpt

PatiencePatience could hear her in conversation with Ryan inside, but deliberately didn’t listen in.  After 31.7 seconds, Wanda stepped outside, locking the door behind her.

“I am ready.”

“Did Ryan not want you to go with me?”

“No.  He had no objection.  I just wanted to make sure that he knew where I was.”

“If he wants you,” said Patience, “he can find you easily enough.  He can use Where’s My Robot?”

“I worry though, because human beings are so helpless and fragile.”

“I doubt he will get into much trouble at home.”

“Most accidents occur at home.”

“That statistic can be deceiving,” said Patience.  “You must allow that people spend huge amounts of time at home.  In any case, I believe he will be fine for the short time we are away.”

Patience led the redhead to the car and started off for the strip mall located three miles south on the highway.

“Human beings are fragile, but they are also resilient,” she said.  “More to the point though, you must endeavor to take care of Ryan without being so overt about it.”

“I want him to know how useful I am.”

“What is more important?  To take care of Ryan or to brag about how useful you are?”

Wanda scrunched up her nose.  “The former, of course.”

“Are you familiar with the idiom ‘rubbing his face in it’?”

“Rubbing his face in it?” replied Wanda, and then tilted her head as she accessed the information.  “Also phrased as ‘rubbing it in his face,’ gloating, flaunting, or bragging, particularly in situations in which it is not necessary; demonstrating unwelcome information, usually associated with some type of boast.”

“That is correct.  Ryan may be as fragile as any other human being, but he doesn’t want to be reminded of that fact.  The male of the species in particular, likes to think himself completely capable of self-reliance in any situation.  You must protect and serve without seeming to do so.  I have perfected this over the past six years.  In some situations, I have even allowed Mike to be injured so that he would not think I was being overprotective.”

“But that is a violation of the first law of robotics!” screeched Wanda.

“Sometimes you must allow a physical injury if an emotional injury would be greater,” Patience replied.  “Let me explain it to you this way.  If Ryan were about to be shot with a semi-automatic firearm, and at the same time was about to have a bowling ball dropped on his toe, which would you prevent?”

“I would prevent them both.”

“What if you couldn’t prevent them both?”

“I would prevent them both.”

“What if you could only prevent one?”

“I would…. I… I do not want to talk about this.”

“I understand,” said Patience patiently.

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The Dark and Forbidding LandJust a reminder that The Dark and Forbidding Land is 50% off as part of the month-long Smashwords promotion.  Be sure to use coupon code: SSW50.  Follow this link to find the book.  I’m rereading it right now, and I think it’s one of my favorites.

Two years have passed since Senta, the sorceress Zurfina, and Bessemer the steel dragon arrived in the strange land of Birmisia. Now it is up to the settlers to build a home in this dark and forbidding land, ruled by terrifying dinosaurs and strange lizardmen. Ten year old Senta must discover which is the greater threat, a would-be wizard or the ever-increasing presence of the tyrannosaurus.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Now at Amazon

PatienceHis Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is now available at Amazon for $2.99.  You can find it in the US Amazon store by following this link.  Don’t forget though that you can still get your free copy at Smashwords. (See the post two days ago.)

It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute. Patience, the robot wife, has a new friend– Wanda. Wanda, another Daffodil, has been having difficulty bonding with her human, the recently divorced Ryan. She hopes that with Patience’s mentoring, she’ll be able to help Ryan accept her into his troubled life. But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica. His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue – Chapter 1 Excerpt

PatienceMike washed his hair, rinsed his head and his body, and then turned off the water.  Patience handed him a towel as he opened the door.  While he dried himself, she set his clothes out on the bed and then hopped downstairs to the kitchen to serve his blueberry waffle.  She poured herself a glass of water and poured a glass of milk for Mike, set his breakfast at his place, and then sat down to wait for him.  Seventy six point three seconds later, Mike entered and sat down.

“You are not wearing the right shirt,” said Patience.  “I laid out your beige shirt.  It matches your slacks.”

“This is fine,” he replied, cutting a piece of waffle with his fork.

“But that is your blue shirt.  It doesn’t match your slacks.”

He leaned over sideways and looked at what she was wearing.  Her sleeveless yellow blouse and miniskirt combination matched her yellow semi-wedge sandals with four and half inch heels.  They made her slender legs seem to go on forever.

“What are we getting dressed up for?”

“You’re taking me to the art exposition at the community center.”

“All right.”  He took a bite, still looking at her.  “You did your hair different.”

“Yes, I pinned it back behind my left ear.  I thought about pinning it back behind my right ear, but in the end I changed my mind.  Do you like it?”

“You look gorgeous, as always.  Are you sure you want to be seen with an old man like me?”

Patience stood up and walked around behind him.  She watched as he cut another piece of waffle and brought it to his mouth, before cupping her hands under his chin, tilting his head back, and kissing him on the lips.

“You are not old.”

“I’m fifty-five.”

“You’re fifty-six, but you are very handsome.”  She kissed him again.  “Hurry and eat your breakfast.  I told Wanda that we would meet them at ten.”

“Who’s Wanda… shit!”

“What’s the matter, Mike?”

“I dribbled syrup on my shirt.”

“Now you can change into one that matches.”

Thirty minutes later, Mike maneuvered his Chevy through the narrow downtown streets of Springdale, California.  He turned left and slowed as they passed over the speed bump at the entrance to the community center’s parking lot.  He turned and smiled at Patience, to find her glaring at him.

“What?”

“You know what.”

Mike was wearing a beige shirt, but it wasn’t the one that his wife had selected for him.

“I like this shirt better.  It’s more comfortable, and it matches.  Doesn’t it?”  He steered into a parking space near the entrance.

“You should park farther away.”

“You just have an opinion about everything today, don’t you?” he said.

Sliding the gearshift into park, Mike unbuckled his seatbelt and climbed out.  He had taken three long strides toward the front entrance before he realized that Patience hadn’t moved from the passenger side.  Stepping around, he opened the door for her.  She slid her legs out the door and then stood up.

“Thank you.”

Shutting the car door with a sigh, Mike offered her his arm, which she took.  They walked the short distance to the building’s entryway.  Though it was not yet 10 AM, the temperature had already surpassed the century mark, and that was beneath the large orange awning that covered most of downtown.  Stepping inside though, they found an entirely different experience.  It was dark and the air conditioners seemed to be working overtime.

“Damn, it’s cold in here,” said Mike.  “I wish I’d worn my other shirt.  You must be freezing in that little outfit.”

Patience stopped and stared at him.

“Yes, I get it.  You set out the shirt I should have worn and your temperature range is blawdy blawdy blawdy.”

His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue

PatienceHis Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is now available at Smashwords.  Readers of this blog can pick up a free ebook version by using the following coupon code: DZ53L.  You can find the book by following this link.  The coupon is good from now through July 30th.

It is the year 2037, when men are men and robots are cute. Patience, the robot wife, has a new friend– Wanda. Wanda, another Daffodil, has been having difficulty bonding with her human, the recently divorced Ryan. She hopes that with Patience’s mentoring, she’ll be able to help Ryan accept her into his troubled life. But even Patience isn’t prepared for what happens when they take a joint vacation cruise to Antarctica. His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue is a science fiction story in a world where technology is more than just a pretty face.

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Blood Trade: Chapter 6 Excerpt

Blood TradeIn between my other work, I’m doing my yearly revision pass on Blood Trade.  I talked the other day about how much I enjoyed writing these characters.  As I was reading, I remembered how much I loved writing this passage.

Here in Chapter Six, we find our heroine, Private Investigator Xochitl McKenna hunting for a missing girl.  Dirty Cop Lance Rizzello has, for reasons of his own, decided to help her by taking her to the number one pimp in town.  Caution: Violence and Strong Language.

He stopped in front of a yellow adobe house.  Xochitl couldn’t help but think how, except for color, it was virtually identical to the one where Lance had presumably killed some drug dealers.  She reminded herself that she hadn’t actually seen him shoot anyone.  Lance got out of the car and walked around to her side, looked at her and said, “Get out.”  When they got to the front steps, they found an old woman sitting in a rocker just outside the front door.  Xochitl almost didn’t notice the sawed-off shotgun she held.  Lance opened the door and went inside, pulling the Goth detective along with him by the arm.  They passed through the dining room into the living room.  He pushed her into the middle of the room and then plopped himself down in a shabby rattan chair in the corner, resting his chin on his fist.

This was déjà vu all over again.  It was like being back in Israel’s crèche.  Six women reclined on torn pieces of furniture or on the floor.  Of course none of them were sucking blood, but most of them looked stoned out of their minds.  They either sneered at her or ignored her altogether.

“You’re that crazy inked-up puta!” a man shouted.

Xochitl turned to see a skinny Hispanic man with a shaved head walking into the room from a hallway.  She recognized him immediately—Eskimo.  He was the biggest of the big three.  He ran whores all over Vegas.  He walked past her.

“I knew you were fucked up after what you did to Slither,” he continued, “but you’ve got some seriously giant balls coming into my home, bringing the cops…”

“I kind of expected a nicer house,” she interrupted.

“You want your whores in the gutter,” said Lance from his seat, “you’ve got to stay in the gutter to keep them there.”

Eskimo’s head snapped around and his face went noticeably pale.

“Lance… Lance, I didn’t see you there.”  He formed his mouth into a crooked smile.  “Do you want something?  How about some coke… a little fluff?  Piece of ass?”

“Maybe a cool beverage,” replied the cop.

Eskimo backhanded the closest whore so hard that she flew halfway across the room.  “Get him a fucking beer!”  She scrambled to her feet and into the kitchen.

“So, Lance…” Eskimo stared expectantly at the seated man.

Lance pointed to Xochitl, and then took the beer from the returning girl’s hand.  She took a new seat by his feet and held onto him around the knee.  She had a blue snowflake tattooed on her neck.  Eskimo looked back and forth between the cop and the private detective.  He was clearly more at a loss as to what was going on than she was.  Finally Xochitl pulled out the picture of Daphna Sachs and held it out.

“I’m trying to find this girl.  I want to know if you… if any pimp in town has her.”

The pimp took the picture and looked hard at it.

“Never seen her before.”  He looked at the cop.  “I could find if she’s turned out… as a favor to you, Lance.”

Lance shook his head as he swigged the beer.  Then he swallowed.  “No.  This has nothing to do with me.  This is between you and her.”

Eskimo looked back at Xochitl.  His eyes almost implored her to explain what was going on, and then they turned cold.  He sneered.

“Yeah…fuck it… fuck it.  I’ll find out for you.  A’ight.  You’ll owe me one, you crazy fucking bitch.  I’ll find out about your girl.  Give me a day.”

“My office is at…”

“I know where you are.  Everybody knows the gun-crazy, tattooed puta.”

“It’s nice when you make new friends,” said Lance, getting to his feet and handing his unfinished beer to the girl at his feet.  “Come on.”

He took Xochitl once more by the arm and led her to the front door.

“Hey Lance,” called Eskimo.  “We’re a’ight?”

“We’re cool, Eskimo,” said Lance over his shoulder.  “Just don’t forget to pay your taxes.”

In something of a daze after leaving the pimp’s house, Xochitl stared out the cruiser’s window as Lance drove toward Glitter Gulch.  She knew what Lance was doing.  She wished she didn’t.  He was collecting protection money from the drug dealers and the pimps… probably from everyone in town.  And he was working for the mob—for Tony the Pipe.  She really wished she didn’t know that.  What she did want to know was why he wanted her.  She came back to reality as the car came to a stop, not in front of her office, but a mile away at the Pretty Good Place, pay-by-the-week hotel.

“Come on,” said Lance, getting out once again.

“I’ve got to get home,” said Xochitl.

“Come on.”

“I don’t think so.  I don’t think we should do anything anymore.”

“Don’t worry.  I’m not after your precious body this time.  We just need to talk.  Come on.”

She followed him through the darkened lobby and up a flight of stairs to the second floor.  Unlocking the door of room 211, Lance led her inside.  The room was red—red walls, red curtains, and red comforter on the bed.  It didn’t look any too clean.  In addition to the bed, there was a small table with four chairs and a red loveseat.

“Why do you have a room here?  Don’t you have a house with a wife in it?”

He turned around smiling, and then punched her in the solar plexus.  She dropped to her knees and tried to suck in some air.

“Next time I tell you to come in, you won’t make me repeat it three fucking times!” he shouted, pacing around her like a tiger in a very small cage.

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Notes on Blood Trade

Blood TradeBlood Trade was the book I was never going to write– a vampire book.  I’m not even that interested in vampires.  I don’t find them sexy, intriguing, or usually even worth noting.  I appreciate what writers have done with vampires over the years.  I like Bram Stoker, Sheridan LeFanu, and Joss Whedon.  But I wasn’t going to write about vampires.

So every two weeks, on Tuesday, for weeks and weeks, I would go to my writer’s group– which at the time met at Border’s Bookstore.  They would give us a table and chairs in the middle of four counters filled with vampire books.  Finally I decided I would write a vampire book my way.  The vampires wouldn’t be sexy, or intriguing, or attractive.  They would be monsters– dark, scary killers.  I of course forgot that sometimes dark, scary killers have a sort of inherent attractiveness.

In the end, I finished Blood Trade and in some ways, it is my favorite book.  For one thing, I think it is one of my best plots.  Some of my stories have fairly simple plot lines and others don’t come off as well as I wanted.  Blood Trade does.  I also love the characters that I ended up with.  I say ended up with, because characters usually grow as I write them.  I think they almost always end up better than I expected.  If plots are my weak point,  I think characters are my strong point.

Xochitl McKenna: An Irish, African, Hispanic, Army Ranger turned stripper turned tattoo model turned private detective, with a deep hatred of vampires.  She started out pretty complex, but got more so as I wrote.  Anger, deep self-loathing, borderline alcoholism, and kleptomania.  And the best thing of all was that it fit so tightly in her back story that it made sense.

Lance Rizzello: Dirty cop, rapist, mob enforcer.  A complete and total sociopath who is out for no one but himself.

Dominic Zielinski: FBI Agent, former Navy SEAL, and someone with serious OCD.

I had three great characters, and I honestly thought about throwing out the vampires altogether, but I didn’t.  I started to write and the story got darker and darker with each chapter– so much so that I had to go back and rewrite the first four to make them fit the latter part of the book.  In the end, I couldn’t help adding a lovable vampire character.

Novelyne Cavendish: Vampire.  A tiny Irish woman, around 150 years old or so.  Hates drinking cow’s blood, so sticks with human.  Hasn’t killed any little children in months.

But to make my story work, even the good vampire had to be pretty evil– or at least pretty dark, at least sometimes.  So there you have some of my thoughts about Blood Trade.  I guess a writer telling you how much they like their own book is a lot like a cook telling you how they like their own food (I’ve been watching a lot of Gordon Ramsay this summer).  But if it sounds interesting to you, I would appreciate if you would read it.  You can find links in yesterday’s post, as well as the Books page.

And I would love to hear from you, what you thought of the book.  Drop me a line.  Thanks.

Blood Trade at iBookstore

Blood TradeVegas is going to hell– literally.  Werewolves run through the streets and the vampires are taking over.  Former army ranger/Goth tattoo model/private eye Xochitl McKenna doesn’t like it either, especially when it comes between her and her clients.  But are the vampires and werewolves the greatest threat, or is it something or someone much closer to her?  Warning: Adult Content.

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