Women of Power – Chapter 7 Excerpt

Women of Power NewStella’s cell phone rang again.  She picked it up from the night stand, slid it open, and held it to her face.

“Yeah?”

“Stella?  It’s Dynagirl.”

“Hey, Dina.  Perry’s not here.”

“I know he’s not there.  This is an EAS call.  We have a situation.  We’re being invaded.”

“From Canada or Mexico?”

“From space.”

“What, again?”

“Yes.  Get ready and keep your phone with you.  I’ll call again.”

Stella got out of bed and took a quick look out the window.  A massive mother ship was moving into position over the city.   She hopped into the shower.  There was no way she was going to fight aliens without first washing her hair.  After brushing her teeth and throwing on a little hair gel, she squeezed into a fresh All American Girl costume.   A glance in the other bedroom told her that Linda was still not home—not the best time for Skygirl to go AWOL.  Stepping out onto the balcony, Stella sat down in the patio chair and waited.

The gigantic ship stopped at a point where it was almost exactly centered over the Sears Tower, or Willis Tower as they were trying to get everyone to call it.  Stella estimated it at five miles in diameter and about a quarter mile thick.  Around it were buzzing dozens of small craft, more every minute, though it was unclear to her from what point on the great craft they were launching.

After several minutes, Stella went back inside and sat down in the living room, turning on the TV.  Tanya Everson appeared on the screen.

“Word comes to us this morning from NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory that the spaceships we see above us arrived on a trajectory that seems to indicate they are from 61 Cygni, a double star system that is approximately 11.4 light years from our sun.  What else can you tell us, Bill?”

The picture changed to newsman Bill Drake standing in Lincoln Park.  In the background, Stella could see that the statue of Johnny Liberty was back in place.  He was still missing his cape.

“Viewers will remember that it was just three years ago when the Earth faced invasion from Epsilon Eridani.  Ironically, scientists tell us that the two space fleets were actually flying through the vastness of interstellar vacuum for much of the same time…”

“That’s not ironic, Bill,” said Stella to the TV.  “It’s just coincidental.”

“…also that the earlier invasion was only stopped at a great cost, including the loss of arguably Earth’s greatest hero, Skyman.”

Stella’s cell phone rang again.

“Linda?”

“No, it’s Dynagirl again.  Do you know where Skygirl is?”

“No.”

“Well, if you find her, keep in contact.  I’m on my way over.”

“Really?”

“Yes.  There are no ships attacking Detroit.”

“I guess that’s one good thing about the population shift,” said Stella.

“I suppose so,” replied Dynagirl.  “I’ll see you soon.”

“That’s enough waiting around,” said Stella, and with a leap flew out the balcony door and into the sky.

His Robot Wife: Chapter 6 Excerpt

His Robot Wife“Patience,” he called. “I’m hungry. Can you make dinner a few minutes early?”

“Whatever you say, Mike.” Her voice came from the kitchen and he peered around the corner of the archway to see that she was already at the counter preparing a meal.

Sitting back down, he propped his feet up on the coffee table and grabbed his texTee from beside him. He had finished Star Healer on the trip, so he began browsing through the book exchange, flipping through the titles until he came across an Amanda Hocking book that Harriet was bugging him to read. He had already finished the first two chapters when Patience called him to the table.

“Here you go, dear,” she said, setting down two plates.

Mike stared at her for a moment, assessing her mood. Then he looked down at the plates.

“Cheeseburgers?”

Patience had been cooking and serving healthy food to him for so long that he actually couldn’t remember when he had last had a cheeseburger. Now that he thought about it, he was surprised that he didn’t miss them.

“Not just a cheeseburger,” she replied. “It’s a Juicy Lucy. The inside of the burger is filled with a pocket of Havarti cheese and it’s topped with sharp Cheddar and grilled onions.”

“But you always make me eat healthy.”

“One little cheeseburger won’t hurt you; everything in moderation.

He looked at the other plate.

“You made two.”

“One is for me,” she said, then sat down and took a large bite. “What’s the matter? Aren’t you hungry?”

“Yeah, I was.”

“Don’t just stare at me like a dead fish, Mike. Eat your Juicy Lucy.”

Still in Texas

IMG_0416I’m still in Texas, at least until tonight.  Here I am at the tallest capital building in the US, even taller than the national capital dome.  I’ll be back home and writing tomorrow.

Follow me on Instagram

For those of you who enjoy Instagram, you can follow me at wesley_allison.

10,000 Twitter Followers

Today I’m celebrating 10,000 twitter followers, and so more than 10,000 viewers of this blog.  It would be really great if each twitter follower would try one of my books, even the free ones.  You can find the following free ebooks wherever fine ebooks are sold:

His Robot Girlfriend

Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Elven Princess

Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress

Brechalon

Desperate Poems.

The Voyage of the Minotaur – Chapter 18 Excerpt

Voyage of the Minotaur (New Cover)“To the most beautiful… woman in all of Birmisia.” He paused in the middle of his toast as Saba, walking back to the shore caused the wooden dock to sway unpleasantly to one side.

“I hope that’s me,” said Egeria.

“Of course it’s you.”

Saba returned a moment later. This time he pulled a small cart, which Yuah was pushing from the other side. Despite the wheels getting caught on the wooden planks of the dock a time or two, they managed to wheel it to the table side. The cart carried a large bowl with a tossed salad. While Saba walked back to the shore, Yuah dressed the salad and served it into white bowls with thin blue lines trimming the edges.

“Is this a subtle indication that impending events are approved of by your family?” asked Egeria.

“It’s not a subtle indication that you are young enough to be my daughter.”

Both Egeria and Yuah burst out laughing.

“Sorry,” said Yuah. “Pretend I’m not here.”

A moment later she was gone and they ate their salad.

“This is lovely,” said Egeria, looking at the sun setting across the bay. “I knew I could count on you.”

By the time that they had finished the salad course, darkness was beginning to overtake them. Saba returned and lit two candles in the center of the table. Egeria sniffed the air.

“They’re magic.” Zeah answered the unasked question. “They are supposed to keep the insects away.”

“Excellent,” she nodded.

Zeah raised his index finger, in a “watch this” gesture. Reaching into the pocket of his coat, he pulled out a small cylinder. He tapped the end on the table. Nothing happened. He turned it around and tapped the other end. Immediately, dozens of tiny lights shot out and began to dance around the table in the air.

“Ooh,” said Egeria.

“Yes,” said Zeah. “The romance of fireflies without the unpleasantness of their being insects.”

Saba collected the salad bowls and salad forks and Yuah served them their supper. Pleased with Mrs. Finkler’s cooking two nights previous, Zeah had engaged her again and given her liberty to cook the most spectacular thing that she could come up with. She had produced a pork shoulder roast with a crunchy crust, seasoned with salt and pepper, and served in a dark sauce, made from the roast stock, meat broth, dark beer, onions and carrots. This was accompanied by plump dumplings and red cabbage. Though different from anything he had eaten before, Zeah enjoyed the meal. This was notwithstanding the fact that he thought it might come up again at any moment.

“This is a lovely meal,” said Egeria.

Zeah nodded.

“I can’t wait to see what you have planned for dessert.”

Dessert was indeed spectacular and again was something that Zeah had never seen before, let alone eaten. It was a custard that just about matched Egeria’s dress, made from black and red currants, raspberries, strawberries, and cherries cooked in juice with starch as a thickener. It was topped with clotted cream, flavored with vanilla. From that evening forward, the taste of the dessert was intricately linked in Zeah’s mind with the image of Egeria carefully spooning the confection into her perfect lips. He also remembered the monstrous splash created by some horrible submarine beast as it burst from the water in the middle of the bay and his fervent hope at the time that the potency of Zurfina’s spell preventing such beasts from coming near the dock remained in effect.

As Egeria approached the last bit of her dessert, Zeah picked up the small cylindar he had used to create the magical fireflys. He tapped the device twice on the table and said “bechnoth”. The dancing little lights that had been a fixture during the meal began to coalesce over the water. Within twenty seconds they had formed letters spelling out “marry me”, except they didn’t quite spell out “marry me”. The second m was a z, so the magical fireflies spelled out “marry ze”.

“Bugger and blast,” said Zeah.

“Marry Ze,” said Egeria. “Yes, I will.”

Gods Behaving Badly

Below is my book review from 2009 of Gods Behaving Badly.  In 2011-2013, they made a big-star movie of this book, that has yet to be released.  They probably messed up the story pretty horribly, or why isn’t it out?

I just finished reading “Gods Behaving Badly” by Marie Phillips. Of course I read it on my Sony PRS-505 eBook Reader, and it is available in a variety of eBook formats, just in time for Read an eBook week. Simply put, this was the best book I have read in a long time. It was funny, sad, surprising, sad again, and then funny again.

Imagine the Greek Olympians were still around today, power diminished, living in London. Though they still do their jobs– Apollo still sees that the sun comes up and goes down, Ares still manages war, and Hermes still delivers the dead to Charon the boatman as well as over-seeing the world’s money– they have little extra power and have to work for their money. Aphrodite has a job as a phone sex operator, Artemis walks dogs, and Apollo has an idea for a television show in which he plays a psychic.

The book is well-researched and the gods are perfectly portrayed. The two main human characters in the story are very real and their relationship is very touching. Most of all, the book is extremely well-written. It is very witty, well-plotted, and the language use is wonderful.

I highly recommend this book to anyone. If you have a love of mythology or fantasy you will really appreciate it.

Brechalon – Chapter Seven Part Two

Brechalon (New Cover)“I doubt there’s anyone left in either of those towns.” Terrence led his sister to one of the few remaining empty tables, pulled out a chair for her, and then sat down himself.

The two team captains joined the umpire on the pitch for the coin toss. It was determined that Ville Colonie would bat first and the players took their positions. The West Brumming bowler was getting his eye in as a heavyset blond batsman waited. At last the match started as the bowler sent a beautiful bouncer down the wicket, but a loud crack indicated a shot and the two batsmen, including the big chap, went running.

“Would you like something to drink?” Terrence asked.

“Is there a waiter?” wondered Iolanthe, looking around.

“No, there’s a snack kiosk over there.” He pointed to a small shed just beyond the visiting team hutch. “What would you like?”

“I don’t suppose they have any wine.”

“I doubt it.”

“A beer then.”

Terrence took his place in the queue, only occasionally looking back at the game. He wasn’t really that interested in cricket, even though he had played it at university. There was no point in telling Iolanthe though. Once she had her head set on something, it wasn’t likely to change. He purchased two bottles of beer, which came in tall brown bottles with cork stoppers.

Just as he turned around to leave, he was approached by a young woman with long red hair. She was dressed in a long brown skirt and a white blouse and looked as though she might have just come from a factory job. She was pretty, in a course sort of way, and she wore no makeup.

“Can you help me, sir?” she asked, and then turned and began to walk away before Terrence could answer.

He shrugged and followed her, a beer bottle in each hand, around the corner of the kiosk and between a pair of small sheds. As he made the second corner, Terrence came face to face with three men. Two of them were brandishing knives. For a second he didn’t recognize them. Then suddenly he did. They were three men outside Blackwood’s. The memory of the white opthalium made his eyes water slightly. What was it that Blackwood called the first fellow… Mickey, Mikey, Mika?

“Thanks luv. Hurry on your way,” said Mika to the girl, who quickly left. He then turned and smiled unpleasantly at Terrrence. “You’re so happy t’see me your eyes are waterin’ eh?”

“I’m sentimental,” Terrence replied.

The toughs had chosen their spot well. They were shielded from the street by a hedgerow and from the cricket game and the spectators by the sheds. Without conscious thought, Terrence’s mind ran through his options. He could drop one of the beers and go for the pistol in his pocket. He could simply bash the bottles into a couple of skulls. In either scenario, he’d probably take at least one knife blade. He could always yell for help. There were plenty of people within earshot, probably even a copper. Again, he’d probably get stabbed. Besides, he’d never yelled for help in his life.

“Care for a beer?” he asked.

“I’m goin’ t’enjoy lettin’ the air outa you.”

Suddenly there was a loud report followed by a wet smack and the man behind Mika, Mika’s brother Terrence suddenly remembered, dropped to the ground with a massive hole in his chest pouring out blood like a johnny pump. Before anyone had time to think or to move or to think about moving, three more shots rang out. The beer bottles in Terrence’s hands exploded and then a good portion of Mika’s jaw was ripped off his face. He dropped to the ground with a gurgled scream, while the third man in the group turned and ran. Terrence turned to his left, still holding the shattered remains of the bottles, to find Iolanthe in a cloud of gun smoke, a .45 caliber pistol pointed in his general direction. It was an exact match to the one in his pocket save only that hers had a pearl handle.

“Kafira’s tit, Iolanthe! You almost hit me!”

“You’re welcome,” she replied, closing her left eye and taking a bead on the fleeing man’s back.

“Let him go,” he said, and looked down at the sad remains of Mika, now whining pitifully.

A police constable came jogging up from behind Terrence, followed by a few cricket players, one carrying a bat, as well as a few stout fellows from the grandstand.

“These men were trying to rob my brother,” said Iolanthe, stepping forward.

“Oh, it’s you, Miss Dechantagne,” said the constable. “Are you injured?”

“No PC, thank you for asking, but I believe one or both of the men I shot may be in need of ambulance service.”

The constable knelt down and checked Mika’s brother for a pulse.

“This one doesn’t need an ambulance. He’s dead. What are these boys doing so far from the Bottom?”

“Not to belabor the point,” said Iolanthe. “But I believe they were practicing daylight robbery.”

“Even so. Will you be leaving now?”

“Of course not. The match is not over.” She flipped open the revolver and used her fingernail to pull out the spent cartridges. “Come along Terrence.”

The constable left for the police telegraph box to call for an ambulance, while a man from the grandstand rendered what aid there was to give. Everyone else, including the Dechantagne siblings wandered back toward the game. Terrence, who was still holding the spouts and necks of the broken bottles, dropped them in a dust bin as they rounded the corner to the snack kiosk.

“Where did you have that pistol?” he asked. “You don’t have a handbag.”

“I have plenty of room for it under my dress.”

He glanced at his sister’s form. While the top of her dress was very form-fitting indeed, the bottom half of her, thanks to her bustle and voluminous undergarments, blossomed out to such a degree that she could have hidden the arsenal for the good part of a rifle company within her skirts.

Another Reason I Love Apple

We’ve had some electrical problems at my house lately.  Specifically, we’ve had a series of power outages.  When the power goes out, of course my computer goes off.  When it comes back on, my iMac usually loads up everything to where it was when the power went off.  It’s pretty cool.

Well, on January 20, the power went off.  Then it came back on and the Mac started to reboot.  And then the power went off again– right in the middle of that reboot.  Once the power came back on again, the Mac rebooted, but it had crashed.  Big Time.  Unlike a Windows machine, where you would get a blue screen with some code number, on a Mac, you get a screen with some helpful tools that you can use to put your computer to right.  I tried them, but alas, they didn’t work this time.  I tinkered with it for a couple of days, because I’m pretty tech savvy and usually fix my own problems.  I had some upcoming online classes, but I wasn’t worried, because I had my MacBook Air as backup.

So, I went online and scheduled a visit to the Genius Bar at my local Apple Store.  I went in this morning, carrying my Mac in its original box, that I pulled down from the garage rafters and dusted off.  An Apple Genius was waiting for me, and plugged it in at the Genius Bar, right there in the middle of the store, and hooked into the wifi where he had a battery of tools.  In a minute, he had determined that there wasn’t any hardware problem, and had re-imaged the iMac so that it was like a new computer.  I walked out of the store, 20 minutes after entering, having paid NOTHING (and my iMac is a year past warranty).

Now, here is the cool part.  One of the best features of the Mac is Time Machine.  It automatically backs up the computer every hour.  If you accidentally erase a file or misplace it, you can go into Time Machine, find a time when you had that file, and pull it out.  Even better though, is that you can do a full restore like I did this afternoon.  I came home, plugged in my external drive and restored my iMac to where it was just before the power went out.  Even the crap that I had on my desktop was still there.  It even opened the apps that I had open at the time!

I bought my first computer in 1982, and I’ve owned a bunch of them since– around 14 or 15, but I will never own another computer but a Mac.

I Love Apple

Many people deride those of us who love our Apple products as nothing more than “Apple Fanboys.”  Well, I’ll take that badge and wear it.  I love my Apple idevices.  I wasn’t always a big Apple fan though.  I have used a few Apple products over the years, but I wasn’t overly impressed.  They seemed more concerned with style than function and they were expensive.  At school we had a lab of the original iMacs.  They looked cool, but the round mouse was silly.  I had a PowerMac G3 for a while as my work computer and it was fine, but I continued to use cheap Windows machines.

When I wrote His Robot Girlfriend, I used the Windows/Mac division as the basis for my Gizmo/Daffodil robot backstory.  I found Apple an interesting company, and read a few books on it, but at that point owned not a single Apple product.

When the iPad came out in 2010, I went to the store and played with one.  It was the coolest thing ever.  I had to have one.  So I bought one of the originals.  It was great.  (It continues to work great to this day, though now my daughter has inherited it.)  When I saw a commercial the following year for the iPhone 4S with Siri, I knew I wanted it.  I hadn’t even owned a smartphone up until that point.

In 2012, when the iPad with Retina Display (iPad 3) came out, I upgraded.  And the next year, when it was time to put my old HP out to pasture, I decided to get an iMac.  I had seen the 2010 iMacs and thought they looked okay, but the 2012 (which looks just like the current ones) was a sexy beast.  I had also seen Windows 8, and it looked like nothing I wanted.  OS X seemed like it offered a much better “windowing” experience.

I’m not a guy who can afford an expensive new phone every year, so I waited two years to upgrade my iPhone.  When I got a 5S, my wife inherited the 4S, which she still has and loves.  Connecting it to my computer and having every bit of data transfered from the old to the new phone was cool.

Last April, Apple updated the Macbook Air with faster processors, while lowering the price a hundred bucks.  I had been toying with the idea of getting a notebook computer, so I bought one that day.  I ordered it from work online and then drove to the Apple store on the way home and picked it up.  Turning it on, I typed in my password and found all my settings and info ported over from my iMac.  Since then, I’ve split my writing between my iMac and my Macbook.

This month, I actually bought some Apple stock.  I am the proud owner of 2 shares of the World’s Largest company.  That was just for fun, though I expect the value to go up.  More importantly, I’ve had a new reason to love Apple, but that I’ll save for my next post.