The Two Dragons: Chapter 9 Excerpt

“Great Leader Khassna, Lord of Tsahloose, son of the Lords of Tsahloose unto a dozen generations, chosen of Hissussisthiss for his worthiness, leader of warriors and august in his citizen’s eyes.  I show unto you, your guests Radley Staff, general of the colonial guard, former under-leader of a great ocean vessel whose name is Ghiosa, and chosen of the Governor of their colony.  He has conveyed his finest traders and scholars to dialog with yours.  And he has conveyed Senta the great sorceress, consort of the witch-demon Zurfina, and High Priestess of the false god Yessennar.”

“Figures I’d get left out of the introductions,” whispered Wissinger.

“You’re not left out,” replied Manring.  “You’re one of Staff’s finest scholars.  What am I—chopped liver?”

“I’m happy not to be mentioned at all,” said Bratihn.  “Especially not in association with a ‘witch-demon’.”

The Great King stood up from his throne and slowly stepped down from the dais to stand before Staff.  He was tall and massive, as indeed all the dominant lizardmen seemed to be.  Unlike every member of his species ever seen by the humans from Port Dechantagne, his skin was not mottled and bumpy, but was perfectly smooth.  In those few places that were not completely obscured by body paint; his skin was a uniform shade of emerald.  The rest of it was painted in zigzag designs of teal and red and pearlescent white.  Around his wrists and ankles were dozens of bands of gold, silver, and copper, around his neck many necklaces of precious stones.  He wore a headdress with bright red, white, and teal feathers poking up and long braids of colored strings hanging down behind his head.  He placed his hand on his throat, palm out, in greeting.  He spoke in the native language.  Though the envoy translated, most of the humans already recognized it as a greeting.

Staff raised his hand in a similar gesture and bowed as well.

“On behalf of the King Tybalt III of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon and the Governor Iolanthe Staff of Port Dechantagne, thank you for your welcome.  We have come hoping that our peoples can share knowledge, wealth, and prosperity.”

Khassna spoke again, and the envoy translated.  “You shall stay as our guests while here.  Your cousins originating in the ancestor land also have arrived at Tsahloose to share their great skills.”

Staff nodded thoughtfully.  Then he reached into his backpack and pulled out a small oak box with brass fastenings.  He carefully opened the box, folding its top back on its hinges.  Inside sat a bird, covered with real feathers and with a sprightly green tail, but with a golden beak and lifeless eyes.  Senta marveled.  It was not exactly like the little mechanical bird she had seen so long ago in the toy store window, but it was alike enough to have been made by the same craftsman.  Staff handed the opened box to Khassna.  As the chief took it, Staff whispered something.  The bird began to whistle and flap its wings.  A low hiss was heard around the room.

“I thank you for this gift,” said Khassna, through his translator.  “Wait here on our left.  Later, you shall go to your house in Tsahloose, where you can relax.  When the sun rises, we will talk again.”

Staff, Senta, and the others gathered in a group at the left of the dais.  They watched as other groups of visitors, one after the other, stepped forward from their places on either side of the hall.  Each group presented the great king with its own gift.  Most of what was said between subject and king went untranslated for the humans from Port Dechantagne, though they could pick out most of the unusual dialect.  The gifts were uniformly magnificent.  There was gold jewelry, studded with precious gems.  There were ornate silver goblets and platters.  And there were long robes and capes fashioned from feathers.  Each time a group of lizzie notables presented the king with a gift, he formally thanked them.  Only once, when he was presented with a small golden box filled with some kind of spice, did he react on a more personal level, embracing the giver.

After all the lizardmen present had given their gifts and paid their respects, the men from Freedonia stepped forward.  With the same stiff military posture they had shown when saluting Staff, they greeted the king.  The lizzie envoy who had translated lizard speech to Brech, now translated Freedonian to lizzie.  Between her studies and her friendship with Hero, who had been born in Freedonia, Senta had learned quite a bit of the language.

“Greetings to Great King Khassna from His Imperial Majesty King Klaus II of Freedonia.  We have seen that Khassna is held in great esteem for he has received many wonderful gifts, but we of the fatherland wish him to know that we respect him the most.”

The officer snapped his fingers and six men in the white duck jackets, trousers and vests that were the uniforms of seamen in the Freedonian navy ran out into the room, carrying three large wooden crates.  They sat the crates down in front of the king, opened them, and pulled pieces of equipment from the straw packing within.  One crate contained a black metal tripod, which was quickly set up to serve as a stand for the contents of the second crate—the latest model Freedonian water-cooled machine gun.  The third crate turned out to be full of ammunition belts, one of which the sailors removed and fed into the gun, pulling back on the lever action.

Khassna fairly jumped up and down with excitement, hissing out orders.  According to his apparent instructions, a group of five lizardmen ran out into the hall, near the door through which Senta and the others had entered.  The lizzie King sat down behind the machine gun and aimed it at his own warriors.  For their part, the warriors were either remarkably disciplined or unaware of what was coming, for they did not flinch or move.  With a flick of his clawed finger, Khassna sent a burst of machinegun fire which mowed all five warriors down in a bloody spray.

“Oh Kafira,” muttered Mr. Vever.

His Robot Wife: Now in Paperback

His Robot Girlfriend is now available for the first time from Lulu.  You can find it by following this link.  It’s just $4.50.  As mentioned before, most of my readers are ebook aficionados.  However if anyone knows of someone who would enjoy this book, please buy a copy and pass it on.

In the past, I’ve created several print editions with ISBN numbers that can be ordered from any bookstore.  I did this mostly for extra exposure, as with the exception of about 80 copies of Princess of Amathar, nothing much has been sold.  I’m going to leave those volumes out there, since they already are, but in the future, all paper books are going to be in the least expensive formats possible.  The downside is that they will pretty much only be available here or direct from Lulu.  That’s fine, since they aren’t selling anywhere else anyway.  If you are interested, check out the books tab from the top of the page.

Thanks everyone.

My Favorite Bits: Tacos and Hot Dogs

One of the little details in Tesla’s Stepdaughters is a little Freudian reference that I just couldn’t help myself from throwing in.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters is a sci-fi story set in an alternate world where men and women have been segregated from one another for more than forty years.  Women live much as they do today, while men are collected in enclaves in the far southern tips of Africa, South America, and Australia.  This is a result of germ warfare (in their WWI) that eradicated the majority of men in the world.

Part of the story involved the characters buying street food.  The men, living in South America and not liking anything German (because German scientist caused the germ warfare) would never have adopted hot dogs, like they did in the US.  So I had them eating tacos.  I was going to have the women, living in what is essentially our world, eating hamburgers, but then I realized the Freudianism of it all.  With hot dogs and tacos frequently used as euphamisms form male and female genetalia, I just couldn’t resist making those the dominant fast food varieties.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters: The Details

Speaking of Tesla’s Stepdaughters, as  I was the other day, got me thinking about the Ladybugs and their world.

One of the things I’ve learned (I hope) is that even though you go to a great deal of trouble to create the details of a fantasy or sci-fi world, you shouldn’t go showing it off unless it benefits the story.  I think this is one of the weaknesses of His Robot Girlfriend that makes me want to rewrite it.

There is a pretty large amount of detail about the Ladybugs and their music in Tesla’s Stepdaughters, but I tried to use only what I needed to be descriptive.  In editing, I cut back on the details of their concert playlists.  However, I created WAY more detail than is shown in the book.  I created every album of the Ladybugs career, every song on every album, who wrote each song, and who played what instruments on those songs.  I posted the details long ago on the blog, and if anyone is interested I’ll post them again.  I even put it out there in ebook format, but I took it down, as I didn’t want people to be disappointed that they weren’t getting a story.

All this is something that I’m being very mindful of as I write His Robot Wife: Patience is a virtue.  I have maps and diagrams and lists, but for the most part they will be for my own reference.  When I’m done with the book, I may post some of them here, but hopefully I’ve learned enough that I’ll just show off the important part (for the story) in the story.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters: New Paperback Edition with a lower price.

The new updated text of Tesla’s Stepdaughters is now available in a Digest Paperback format and it has a new low price of $5.00.

If you know someone who would like a copy of this sci-fi, rock ‘n roll, steampunk, detective story; or you would like a copy yourself, you can find it at this link.

The Young Sorceress Characters: Graham Dokkins

Graham Dokkins is the boyfriend of Senta Bly, the main character in Senta and the Steel Dragon.  He plays quite a big part in Senta’s development throughout the series.

Spoiler Alert Starts Here!

The main thing I had to deal with in The Young Sorcerss, as far as Graham was concerned was what to do with him.  Senta is going through some stressful situations in this book and it’s taking her beyond her previous experiences, and Graham is a calming moderating force upon her.  I needed that calm and moderating force to be gone.  I did that by getting him involved with intrepid girl reporter Nellie Swenson, which was one more stresser for Senta to deal with too.

Senta and Nellie Swenson both get their name (and the latter, the inspiration for her origin) from real life intrepid reporter Nellie Bly, and this is a little clue about their relationship in the book as well.

Incidently, Graham isn’t named after anybody.  His is just one of those names that got pulled out of the air.  It just sounds like a pleasant kind of fellow that you’d like to know.  That works, as most people who’ve written me about the series tell me that Graham is one of their favorite characters.  How could he not be, really.  Here’s a kid who is brave and adventurous, fiercely loyal to his friends and family, knows more of the native language and culture than most adults, and gets to hang out with real live dinosaurs.

New Revisions of Tesla’s Stepdaughters

The latest revision of Tesla’s Stepdaughters is now available for purchase wherever fine ebooks are sold.  If you’ve already purchased and read Tesla’s Stepdaughters, it’s probably not worth your while to download it again (though it should be free to do so) unless you are just anal about having the most correct version of a book in your elibrary.

There were very few changes made– three or four incorrectly placed commas.  The big thing was that I had not italicized the song titles and album titles in the book– and there are a lot of them.  So now they are italicized.

Of course, the book now has the new cover, which I premiered here a few days ago.  I liked the old cover all right, but I think this new one is much more striking.

If you haven’t read Tesla’s Stepdaughters, I invite you to, and let me know what you think.  I’m not humble enough to deny that I enjoyed re-reading it.  I think for 99 cents, its a good little sci-fi, rock ‘n’ roll, detective story.

My Favorite Bits: Astrid Maxxim’s Mansion

Astrid Maxxim and her parents live in a mansion in Maxxim City.  It is three stories high and huge, with an observatory, a laboratory, and a music room on the unused third floor.  Only a part of the first and second floors are used, the former having a series of unused rooms where servants were once housed.

The inspiration for this mansion comes from two sources.  The first is the house that my grandparents lived in when I was born.  It was a huge, two-story house made of red brick, that had been built over a hundred years ago as a hotel.  About forty years ago, my grandparents sold it and it went through several owners.  A few years ago, it was gutted so that it could be rebuilt, but the owners apparently ran out of money.  When I visited it last, it was just an empty hulk.  The other day I looked for it on Google Earth and found only an empty lot.  I have often dreamed of this house, all the way back to when I was a kid.  Back then, in my dreams, it often appeared as being much larger than in real life.  In recent dreams, it is always in decay.

The second inspiration comes from just a few miles west of the first, in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  I used to live in a crappy apartment building next to the freeway in Tulsa.  This was back when I attended second grade a Paul Revere Elementary School.  Across the road from my apartment was a row of stately mansions.  A school friend of mine lived with his mother in an apartment above the garage behind one of these large, lovely homes.  I believe his grandparents lived in the big house.  I remember going inside one time and seeing a sweeping staircase like something out of Falcon Crest.  A few years ago, I took my kids on a trip through Tulsa, looking at all the places from my childhood.  The row of beautiful old mansions was gone.  Paul Revere Elementary School was gone.  The crappy apartment building I lived in– still there.

The Two Dragons: Chapter 8 Excerpt

Zurfina stepped away from the vehicle and Saba pulled away from the curb, stopping at the corner to check for oncoming traffic.  There were no other steam carriages on Bainbridge Clark Street, so he started to pull forward.  A sudden movement on his left prompted him to pull on the brake, and two massive creatures ran past, barely missing the front end of his car.  Two three ton iguanodons raced side by side north up the street, their relatively small front legs tucked in close as they relied on their large back legs to sprint at more than twenty five miles an hour.  They bumped into one another as they ran, and one huge tail smacked a small tree in a planter on the sidewalk, knocking it over.  Saba stood up from his seat.  It was only then that he saw the two dinosaurs had humans riding on their backs.

Sitting back down and releasing the break, Saba stamped his foot down on the forward accelerator and turned north, following the stampeding beasts.  The toppled tree was not the only damage left in their wake.  A lamppost had been bent.  Hopefully there was no gas leak.  A small flowerbed in the median had been trampled.  The speeding vehicle was faster than the running dinosaurs though and as the monsters reached First Avenue, he was right on their tails.  He pressed the horn producing an ah-oogah.

“Rein those animals in!” he shouted.

The dinosaurs did in fact have reins, though not bits and bridles as a horse would have had.  Never-the-less, the riders brought them to a quick halt.  Saba took the carriage out of gear and threw on the brake, then jumped down and ran forward.  He was careful to stay out of the way of the stamping feet and waving tails of the panting brutes.  On the back of the first dinosaur sat one of the Charmley twins, Saba couldn’t tell if it was Walter or Warden.  On the other dinosaur was Graham Dokkins.

“What the hell is this?” shouted Saba.

“Great, isn’t it?” said Graham, sliding down the iguanodon’s side to the ground.  “I invented the bridle myself.  Stinky is already used to it, but Molly’s still a bit testy.”

“You battered a lamppost!”

Graham looked off to the south.  “I didn’t hear an explosion.”

“Lucky
for you.”  Saba looked up at the Charmley boy.  “Get down here.”

“Come on Saba,” said Graham.

“Don’t you ‘come on’ me.  You’re under arrest.  How’s that?”

“There’s no law against riding a dinosaur in town.”

“Really?  Are you sure about that?”

“Yep.”

“How about destruction of public property?  How about contributing to the delinquency of a minor?”

“How about police brutality?” countered Graham.

“Oh, I’ll show you brutality.  Somebody could have been trampled to death.”

“We picked a quiet street,” said the boy.

“You keep your trap shut, Walter.”

“I’m Warden.”

“I don’t care which one you are.  Wait till I tell your mother.”

The boy’s face whitened.

“Your mother has long since given you up for a delinquent,” Saba told Graham.  “But I don’t think she would want to see you in jail.  It’s out of concern for her that I’m not running you in.  But you’re going to pay for any damage done.”

“Fine,” said Graham, unrepentant.

“Too right,” said Saba.  “Now walk these animals home.”

“I’m taking my animals home,” said Graham.  “But I’m going to speak to the City Council.  I’m going to get official permission to ride a dinosaur in town, and then you won’t have a thing to say.”

Graham turned around and collected the loose reins from his dinosaur and the one that Warden had been riding.  Then he led them around Saba and his steam carriage and down the street.  The two dinosaurs trotted along behind him as well-behaved as any domesticated beasts.  Warden looked at Saba for a moment, and then followed.  Saba walked forty feet up the road to the police call box that stood on its own shoulder-high post.  He pulled out his constable key and opened the red door, then began tapping the telegraph plunger inside, sending a message back to the station to inform them of the damaged street lamp.

Newest Version of His Robot Wife Now Available.

As I write this, the newest updated version of His Robot Wife is now up at Smashwords and Amazon.  By the time you read this, it should be available for download at all ebook retailers.  On the information page, it says Revision 8-8-12.

On a related note, I am cruising right through the draft of Patience is a Virtue, but I’ve been adding a lot to the original outline– so much that I had to go back and create a new outline.  The result is that this book will probably be much longer than either of the two previous books.  His Robot Girlfriend was 39,000 words, His Robot Wife was 28,000.  Originally I planned the new book to be close to His Robot Girlfriend, but now the outline calls for 64,000 words.  Of course, as I mentioned, usually my drafts get shortened during revision.  But now you know part of what is taking so long.