The Two Dragons: Chapter 11 Excerpt

Iolanthe passed through the kitchen where two lizzies were cleaning up the breakfast dishes.  The house was quiet.  Stepping down the hallway, she peered into the library and saw Iolana again in her uncle’s chair, reading.

“Good morning Iolana.”

“Good morning Mother,” said Iolana, looking up.

“Are you still reading Garstone?”

“No.  This is Sable Agria.”

“Good god.  It’s not Virgins in Spring is it?”

“No.  It’s Three Marks for a Pfennig.”

“That’s hardly appropriate reading material for a little girl.”

Iolana hugged the book closer as though her mother might snatch it from her grasp.

“Still, at least it’s not that socialist.”

“I think Agria is a Tory,” said Iolana.

“Hmm.  It’s been a long time since I’ve had time to read any of our books.”

“I think books are wonderful.”  Iolana jumped up, setting her book on the lamp table, and pulling a large volume from the bookcase.  “Look what I found.  It’s a picture book of Brech City.”

“I had forgotten about that book.  I don’t think it’s very up to date.”

“It has photographs in it.”

“Photographs have been around for more than seventy or eighty years.”

“Oh, well, look at this.”  The girl opened the book to a page in the middle.  “Here’s Hexagon Park and on this side is the Great Plaza.”

Iolanthe sat down on the arm of the chair and looked down at the book.  “Here’s that café I used to like.”

“Really?  I think Brech must be wonderful.  Do you think I could visit it someday?”

“Of course.  In fact our house in the city is just down this street here.”  She pointed to a spot in the photograph just above and to the right of the café entrance.

“Is it a nice house?”

“Far too big, in my opinion.  But then you can judge for yourself when you go.”

“When can I?”

“Oh you will take Brech by storm some day.  But first you must learn how to be a hostess.  Are you ready?  Accord day is only four days away.”

“Yes.  No.  Maybe.  I don’t know what I’m going to say to all those people.”

“You only have twenty three guests.”

“Twenty three is a lot of people,” said Iolana.

“Perhaps you could quote Garstone to them.  Half of them are Zaeri.  They’re probably all socialists.”

“Auntie Yuah isn’t a socialist.”

“Where is Auntie Yuah?”

“She went out just after you left for the office.”

“And what about Augie and Terra?”

“Egeria came and took them with her.”

“You didn’t go with her again.  Don’t you like the Korlanns?”

“Of course I do.  Zeah is very nice and he says that I may call him Grandpa if I wish.  Egeria is very nice too.  But…”

“But what?”

“They don’t have any literature.  All they have are scriptures and mathematics texts.”

A bubbling laugh sprang from Iolanthe’s lips.  “You are a dear girl.”

Iolana’s eyes lit up.

Hearing a hiss from behind her, Iolanthe turned.

“Sada here,” said Narsa from the doorway.

“Come Iolana,” said Iolanthe.  “If you can put your books away for a while, Police Inspector Colbshallow will take us to lunch at the café.”

“Do you think he can afford to take us out on his salary?”

Iolanthe laughed again.  “Probably not.  So you can pay for lunch from your allowance.”

Iolana jumped up and followed her mother into the parlor.  Saba Colbshallow was waiting.  He had thrown on his police uniform jacket, probably to replace his bloodstained day coat.  This reminded Iolanthe that she had yet to change her dress.  She excused herself, leaving her daughter to entertain the young inspector—it would be good practice for Iolana, she thought—and with Narsa in tow, made her way up to her bedroom.  Once there, she had the reptilian help her into a blue dress that she had been saving for Radley’s return.  She thought it really didn’t matter.  Like most men, Radley didn’t much notice whether a dress was new or not.  He preferred to see it removed.

“I vring Ssiszornic and childs to house today,” said Narsa.

“What’s that?”

“Ssiszornic, elder, and childs to house today.”

“Oh, yes.  Very good.”

Arriving again at the bottom of the stairs, Iolanthe called for her daughter and the police inspector and then went out the front door to where Saba had parked his vehicle.  He helped Iolana into the back and Iolanthe into the passenger seat, then added some coal to the firebox and climbed into the driver’s side.

“Have you decided where you wish to dine?” asked Iolanthe.

“Aalwijn’s new cook is at Café Etta.  He’s good, but now it’s so busy there.  I was thinking we should go to the bakery.”

“You are such a silly boy,” said Iolanthe.  “If everyone is eating at Café Etta, then that’s where we must luncheon.  It’s not as if we will have to wait for a table.  And think of the cachet you’ll have dining with me.”

“I have all the cachet I need,” replied Saba.  “Cash on the other hand…”

“Oh, don’t worry.  Iolana is buying us lunch.”

Saba glanced over his shoulder at the girl.

“Café Etta it is then,” he said, making a left turn down the parkway.

“What did you do with him?” Iolanthe asked in a low voice.

Saba glanced back once again at the girl, then turned back around and said. “He won’t bother you.”

“Did you..?”

“Maybe it’s best I don’t say right now.”

“Mind you, I have no problem with that in theory.   However, I wouldn’t want to soil your conscience with deeds done on my behalf.”

“My conscience is fine.”

“What are you talking about?” wondered Iolana.

“Police business,” said her mother, without missing a beat.  “Saba wants to hire a wizard for the police department.”

“Kasia Garstone says wizards are tools of the oppressors.”

My Favorite Bits: More Robot Stuff

Here are a few more details about the world of His Robot Wife and His Robot Girlfriend.

One of the main background events in His Robot Wife is the presidential election.  I used random names for the presidential candidates, but one of the vice-presidential candidates was named for a teacher I work with.  That was four years ago, and despite huge turnovers in our school district, we still work together.

One of the details that I was really proud of was the payNETime acount.  I needed something that was a cross between Paypal and the broader banking world.  PayNETime is pronounced “pay any time” and it spells NET in the middle.  I was really proud of myself on this one.

Mike and Patience live at 11 North Willow.  During my high school years, I lived at 11 Cottonwood.

The two main robot manufacturers are Gizmo and Daffodil.  Gizmo is another word for mechanism, of course.  Daffodil is the flower and is meant to evoke the idea of Apple.  There are numerous little parallels between Gizmo/Daffodil and IBM/Apple.  Add to that Daffodil is in Cupertino.

The Young Sorceress Characters: Yuah

When you write a story, you have to have a story arc for your characters.  They have to have obstacles to overcome (or not) or you don’t really have a story.  To paraphrase Joss Whedon, starting out heroic, getting more heroic, end ending up even more heroic, is not a story arc.

One of the problems with writing is, you create characters you love and then you have to do things to them.  Yuah Korlann-Dechantagne is one of my favorite characters in Senta and the Steel Dragon, but she is one who has the toughest road to follow, and in this volume, she is at her most trying point.

The whole Terrence-Yuah story is about addiction, whether it is to drugs or some other behavior, and how it can destroy (multiple) lives.  Yuah’s obsession with Terrence and his multiple problems almost destroy her, and that’s really her part in this story.  Originally as plotted, there was more to her part of the story, but I found myself simply unable to write it, and ended up cutting quite a bit out, including the death of another character.

“Why are you here?” Pantagria repeated.

“I’m here because I’m ‘seeing’.”

“Then that brings us to an entirely different question.  Why are you seeing?”

“I don’t know.”

“You didn’t want Pantagruel.”

Yuah shivered at the memory.

“Who would want that monster?”

“He is what many women want.  He is who they come to see when they use the ‘see spice’.”

“How could anyone want that monster?”

“He is what your mind makes him.  In fact, he is a perfect reflection of what your mind makes him.  You see a monster.  Another woman sees a prince—a perfect prince.  But you didn’t come seeking perfection, did you?  You don’t even want perfection.  If you wanted perfection, you would have never wanted our Terrence, would you?”

“Don’t speak of him!”  Yuah’s hand became a claw with which she threatened to lash out.  “Don’t you dare say his name!”

 “I loved Terrence,” Pantagria hissed, her eyes taking an evil gleam.  “Forty thousand dressing maids with all their quantity of love could not equal my sum!”

“I am not a dressing maid.  I am Mrs. Terrence Lucius Virgil Dechantagne!  And you… You’re nothing!  Nothing!  You’re not even real!”  Yuah burst into a fit of tears.

Pantagria laughed in her face.

“You little fool.  He didn’t love you any more than he loved me.”

“You’re evil!” wailed Yuah.  “Why did you have to have him?  Why did you have to ruin him?  Why did you have to steal him away from me?”

“I didn’t go looking for him.  I couldn’t even if I wanted to.  He came to me.  He came to me just the way you have.”  Pantagria slowly circled the other woman.  “He came to me because he wanted something perfect.  It’s why all men come to me.  And it’s why women come to Pantagruel.  But not you.”  She stopped in front of Yuah.  “You don’t want either of us.  You don’t want something perfect.”

Yuah dropped her hands to her sides and sobbed uncontrollably.

“So, what do you want?”

“I don’t want… anything.”

“Then you have picked a particularly horrible way to commit suicide.”

The Two Dragons: Chapter 10 Excerpt

Once inside the arena they were escorted to their seats, just slightly off center, on one end of the oval.  The seats, like those in the underground amphitheater of the Dragon Fortress were stone benches, probably the best type of seat to accommodate the tailed posterior of a lizzie but not too comfortable for a human.  The festivities had already begun.  Parading around the center of the stone floor were several hundred young reptilians.  Though each was naked of clothing or body paint, they each carried a long feather which they held up above their heads.  Some feathers were red, some were green, and a few were yellow or blue.  As they marched around in different lines, they held up the feathers to create different abstract designs.  They were still marching when the Freedonians arrived through the same portal that the Brechs had.

There were about twenty five Freedonians filing in into the arena, twice the number of Brechs, but far fewer than the number who must have crewed the five great airships.  All those present wore the uniforms of the Flottenluftkorps.  Senta could recognize Oberst Rothritter, as well as Fricis Hoff and Heyne Tourbell.  There was a third wizard with them, but it wasn’t Stern.  He was nowhere to be seen.  The black uniformed men took their seats half a dozen rows below and a little further toward the end of the arena.  This put them in close proximity to King Khassna, whose royal box was at the end, and who arrived as the reptilian feather marchers were finishing.

Next on the agenda was a sort of mock hunt.  Several large cages on wagons were brought into the arena one after another, and the creatures within were released.  There were several achillobators, deinonychus, an unenlagia which was a sort of deinonychus with longer and more colorful feathers, a whole flock of velociraptors, some dromaeosaurs, and even one unhappy utahraptor.  Soon the entire arena seemed to be one great hissing squawking aviary.  Only then did a dozen painted and feathered lizzie hunters enter.  Working in teams of two, they used their small spears propelled by spear-throwing sticks and their flint-lined wooden swords to attack and kill the animals.  The hunters were quick and efficient in their task, though the velociraptors gave them a bit of difficulty with their speed and agility.  Only the utahraptor had the opportunity to retaliate, as it caught a pair of lizzie hunters intent on a deinonychus and jumped on them from behind, disemboweling one with its sickle-like foot claw, and tearing out the other’s throat with its razor sharp teeth.  In the end though, even this feathered monster was felled by the warriors, who then paraded triumphantly in front of the audience, while servants removed the bodies of the slain.

“That was quite exciting,” said Mr. Vever.  Senta was sandwiched between him and Mr. Brown.

She made a noncommittal noise.  She was actually feeling a little bored.  You could see lizzies hunting birds at home, if you just got out of the house once in a while.  The next part of the show was slightly more interesting if only in scale.  A huge tyrannosaurus, strapped down so that it looked like a great crocodile atop a very long wagon pulled by four dozen lizzies was brought into the arena.  Just as with the smaller creatures before, it was released and a dozen hunters attacked it.  The giant whipped around the arena, catching several of the lizzies off guard, snapping them up in its great jaws and swallowing them down.  The remaining hunters, buoyed by several replacements, peppered the beast with their spears until it looked like a great black pin cushion.  It didn’t give up though, and with a tremendous burst of speed leapt into the midst of the lizardmen, snapping and kicking.  Only when a third group of hunters were sent in, did it finally falter and fall to the arena floor.  Then the lizzies were upon it slashing with their wooden and stone swords until it bled to death.

Again there was a lull as the bodies were removed.  Senta looked at Mr. Brown and noticed that he had taken on a pasty hue.

“Not feeling well?”

“It’s so much blood,” he said.  “Those swords are bloody efficient.”

“Buck up.  I have a feeling they’re building toward something.”

Another long wagon, just like the one that had carried the tyrannosaurus was pulled into the arena by just as many lizzies.  Instead of a giant dinosaur though, this wagon carried some strange device.  The base was obviously some kind of mechanism, for Senta and the others could see gears made of huge copper plates.  Upon this mechanism was a giant egg shaped stone carved to resemble an almost caricatured image of Hissussisthiss.  When the device reached the center of the arena, those reptilians who had pulled it in withdrew, and from the other end of the stadium at which Khassna sat, the city witch doctor stepped forward.  He was much younger and more vital than the ancient and shrunken creature at Suusthek, but his body paint was very similar, as was his lizard-on-a-stick talisman.  He danced around for a bit, shook his talisman, and cast spells of blessing on the stone Hissussisthiss.

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My Favorite Bits: Voting in the Future

So many things in His Robot Girlfriend were not that different than in our own times (because I don’t think the 2030s will really be all that different), that I struggled to add a few fantastic elements.  It is after all, a science fiction story.

One area that I changed up quite a bit from our present world was the presidential election that is occurring in the background of the story.  I made three parties the status quo in the stories, not because I’m an advocate of the Green Party (who is the third along with the Democrats and Republicans), though I do consider myself an environmentalist, but I just thought three parties would be more interesting.  I don’t think America will ever have more than two major parties (the 1912 election nowithstanding).  I also gave the US 57 states, including Cuba– also pretty unlikely.

Some reforms that I added that I do think might happen, and would be welcome, are Internet voting, and a single election time across the nation.  In the story, voting occurs between 7AM Eastern Time and 7PM Pacific Time.  Though states are currently firmly in control of election procedures, with the rate of technological change, I could see both of these things happening.

As always though, I chose these things not because I like the idea myself, but because I thought it was more interesting for the story.  If you haven’t read His Robot Girlfriend, check it out.  It’s free just about anywhere you can find ebooks, and has been downloaded to date 422,860 times.

My Favorite Bits: Mansfield Perk

In His Robot Girlfriend and the upcoming His Robot Wife: Patience is a Virtue, the local coffee establishment is based on the world of Jane Austen and is called Central Perk.  I admit that when I thought it up, I thought it was far more clever than it probably is.

A friend once asked me why Starbuck’s was named after a character from Moby Dick.  Did Starbuck drink a lot of coffee?  I used that conversation in His Robot Wife.  I also used an experience I myself had at Starbucks, when the barrista asked if she could “try something” and made me a bizarre frappuccino concoction.  In the story, she makes ice tea.  This came from a British cooking show I once watched where the chef made “American Ice Tea” which bore no resemblence to anything I’ve ever seen an American drink.  It was mostly orange juice with about 5 lbs. of mint stuck in it.

There are probably more of my own experiences in the Robot series than any of my other books.  This is because Mike, the main character is more like me than any other character.  There are characters I wish I was more like, but I’m not.

 

The Young Sorceress Characters: Townsfolk

When I started writing Senta and the Steel Dragon, one thing I started doing right away was reusing minor characters.  That is to say, that when I needed a character to stand in the background or interact with a major character, instead of making one up, I reused existing characters.  There were two purposes in this.  First, since the story takes place in a limited-sized colony, this would give an air of virisimilitude.  Second, it let me create characters that I enjoyed and build them into more than a cardboard cut-out.  Here are some of those characters who appear in The Young Sorceress.

Lawrence Bratihn has filled a number of little roles in the series.  Most importantly, he was the other soldier who was captured by the lizzies along with Terrence in book 1.  Here in book 4, he works in the port authority.

His wife, Mrs. Bratihn has seen much more use in the series, as she runs the dress shop that all the major female characters frequent.  Her assistant Mrs. Luebking likewise.  Incidently Mrs. Luebking’s husband is occassionally mentioned, but seldom seen.

Mrs. Wardlaw (who was Mrs. Lanier when she arrived along with Radley Staff in book 2) is the governor’s secretary.

Mrs. Colbshallow is very special to me, and she is the mother of a major character, but she plays a relatively minor role in this book as in the others in the series.  My favorite little trick is when someone wants to explain how wonderful some food tastes, they simply compare it to something that Mrs. Colbshallow made.  (In my original draft, she was just referred to as Cook.)

Gaylene Finkler is seldom seen.  She has just a tiny scene in book 2, one in book 5, and a bit more here in book 4.  In book 1, she’s only mentioned once.  Even so, she’s a real person to me, the sister of a major character, and she’s named after my aunt.

Edin Buttermore has a very tiny part in book 2, but much larger ones in Books 4 & 5.  I had to be careful what I did to him in this book, knowing that he had a fairly large part to play in the next one.

Benny Markham and Shemar Morris are two boys that are mentioned a few times and are arround in the background in other books of the series, but here in book 4, I was able to give them a small but meaty part, as they escort Senta through the dinosaur-infested highlands.  I had fun finally giving them (especially Benny) a bit of their own personality.  Of course we find out who they marry at the end of book 5 (for one of them it’s a major character).

Marzell Lance is Yuah Dechantagne’s driver in books 2&4, both of which were written after I’d plotted out his part in book 5.  But it all manages to fit together.

 

The Two Dragons: Chapter 9 Excerpt

“Great Leader Khassna, Lord of Tsahloose, son of the Lords of Tsahloose unto a dozen generations, chosen of Hissussisthiss for his worthiness, leader of warriors and august in his citizen’s eyes.  I show unto you, your guests Radley Staff, general of the colonial guard, former under-leader of a great ocean vessel whose name is Ghiosa, and chosen of the Governor of their colony.  He has conveyed his finest traders and scholars to dialog with yours.  And he has conveyed Senta the great sorceress, consort of the witch-demon Zurfina, and High Priestess of the false god Yessennar.”

“Figures I’d get left out of the introductions,” whispered Wissinger.

“You’re not left out,” replied Manring.  “You’re one of Staff’s finest scholars.  What am I—chopped liver?”

“I’m happy not to be mentioned at all,” said Bratihn.  “Especially not in association with a ‘witch-demon’.”

The Great King stood up from his throne and slowly stepped down from the dais to stand before Staff.  He was tall and massive, as indeed all the dominant lizardmen seemed to be.  Unlike every member of his species ever seen by the humans from Port Dechantagne, his skin was not mottled and bumpy, but was perfectly smooth.  In those few places that were not completely obscured by body paint; his skin was a uniform shade of emerald.  The rest of it was painted in zigzag designs of teal and red and pearlescent white.  Around his wrists and ankles were dozens of bands of gold, silver, and copper, around his neck many necklaces of precious stones.  He wore a headdress with bright red, white, and teal feathers poking up and long braids of colored strings hanging down behind his head.  He placed his hand on his throat, palm out, in greeting.  He spoke in the native language.  Though the envoy translated, most of the humans already recognized it as a greeting.

Staff raised his hand in a similar gesture and bowed as well.

“On behalf of the King Tybalt III of the United Kingdom of Greater Brechalon and the Governor Iolanthe Staff of Port Dechantagne, thank you for your welcome.  We have come hoping that our peoples can share knowledge, wealth, and prosperity.”

Khassna spoke again, and the envoy translated.  “You shall stay as our guests while here.  Your cousins originating in the ancestor land also have arrived at Tsahloose to share their great skills.”

Staff nodded thoughtfully.  Then he reached into his backpack and pulled out a small oak box with brass fastenings.  He carefully opened the box, folding its top back on its hinges.  Inside sat a bird, covered with real feathers and with a sprightly green tail, but with a golden beak and lifeless eyes.  Senta marveled.  It was not exactly like the little mechanical bird she had seen so long ago in the toy store window, but it was alike enough to have been made by the same craftsman.  Staff handed the opened box to Khassna.  As the chief took it, Staff whispered something.  The bird began to whistle and flap its wings.  A low hiss was heard around the room.

“I thank you for this gift,” said Khassna, through his translator.  “Wait here on our left.  Later, you shall go to your house in Tsahloose, where you can relax.  When the sun rises, we will talk again.”

Staff, Senta, and the others gathered in a group at the left of the dais.  They watched as other groups of visitors, one after the other, stepped forward from their places on either side of the hall.  Each group presented the great king with its own gift.  Most of what was said between subject and king went untranslated for the humans from Port Dechantagne, though they could pick out most of the unusual dialect.  The gifts were uniformly magnificent.  There was gold jewelry, studded with precious gems.  There were ornate silver goblets and platters.  And there were long robes and capes fashioned from feathers.  Each time a group of lizzie notables presented the king with a gift, he formally thanked them.  Only once, when he was presented with a small golden box filled with some kind of spice, did he react on a more personal level, embracing the giver.

After all the lizardmen present had given their gifts and paid their respects, the men from Freedonia stepped forward.  With the same stiff military posture they had shown when saluting Staff, they greeted the king.  The lizzie envoy who had translated lizard speech to Brech, now translated Freedonian to lizzie.  Between her studies and her friendship with Hero, who had been born in Freedonia, Senta had learned quite a bit of the language.

“Greetings to Great King Khassna from His Imperial Majesty King Klaus II of Freedonia.  We have seen that Khassna is held in great esteem for he has received many wonderful gifts, but we of the fatherland wish him to know that we respect him the most.”

The officer snapped his fingers and six men in the white duck jackets, trousers and vests that were the uniforms of seamen in the Freedonian navy ran out into the room, carrying three large wooden crates.  They sat the crates down in front of the king, opened them, and pulled pieces of equipment from the straw packing within.  One crate contained a black metal tripod, which was quickly set up to serve as a stand for the contents of the second crate—the latest model Freedonian water-cooled machine gun.  The third crate turned out to be full of ammunition belts, one of which the sailors removed and fed into the gun, pulling back on the lever action.

Khassna fairly jumped up and down with excitement, hissing out orders.  According to his apparent instructions, a group of five lizardmen ran out into the hall, near the door through which Senta and the others had entered.  The lizzie King sat down behind the machine gun and aimed it at his own warriors.  For their part, the warriors were either remarkably disciplined or unaware of what was coming, for they did not flinch or move.  With a flick of his clawed finger, Khassna sent a burst of machinegun fire which mowed all five warriors down in a bloody spray.

“Oh Kafira,” muttered Mr. Vever.

His Robot Wife: Now in Paperback

His Robot Girlfriend is now available for the first time from Lulu.  You can find it by following this link.  It’s just $4.50.  As mentioned before, most of my readers are ebook aficionados.  However if anyone knows of someone who would enjoy this book, please buy a copy and pass it on.

In the past, I’ve created several print editions with ISBN numbers that can be ordered from any bookstore.  I did this mostly for extra exposure, as with the exception of about 80 copies of Princess of Amathar, nothing much has been sold.  I’m going to leave those volumes out there, since they already are, but in the future, all paper books are going to be in the least expensive formats possible.  The downside is that they will pretty much only be available here or direct from Lulu.  That’s fine, since they aren’t selling anywhere else anyway.  If you are interested, check out the books tab from the top of the page.

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