My Favorite Bits: Tacos and Hot Dogs

One of the little details in Tesla’s Stepdaughters is a little Freudian reference that I just couldn’t help myself from throwing in.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters is a sci-fi story set in an alternate world where men and women have been segregated from one another for more than forty years.  Women live much as they do today, while men are collected in enclaves in the far southern tips of Africa, South America, and Australia.  This is a result of germ warfare (in their WWI) that eradicated the majority of men in the world.

Part of the story involved the characters buying street food.  The men, living in South America and not liking anything German (because German scientist caused the germ warfare) would never have adopted hot dogs, like they did in the US.  So I had them eating tacos.  I was going to have the women, living in what is essentially our world, eating hamburgers, but then I realized the Freudianism of it all.  With hot dogs and tacos frequently used as euphamisms form male and female genetalia, I just couldn’t resist making those the dominant fast food varieties.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters: The Details

Speaking of Tesla’s Stepdaughters, as  I was the other day, got me thinking about the Ladybugs and their world.

One of the things I’ve learned (I hope) is that even though you go to a great deal of trouble to create the details of a fantasy or sci-fi world, you shouldn’t go showing it off unless it benefits the story.  I think this is one of the weaknesses of His Robot Girlfriend that makes me want to rewrite it.

There is a pretty large amount of detail about the Ladybugs and their music in Tesla’s Stepdaughters, but I tried to use only what I needed to be descriptive.  In editing, I cut back on the details of their concert playlists.  However, I created WAY more detail than is shown in the book.  I created every album of the Ladybugs career, every song on every album, who wrote each song, and who played what instruments on those songs.  I posted the details long ago on the blog, and if anyone is interested I’ll post them again.  I even put it out there in ebook format, but I took it down, as I didn’t want people to be disappointed that they weren’t getting a story.

All this is something that I’m being very mindful of as I write His Robot Wife: Patience is a virtue.  I have maps and diagrams and lists, but for the most part they will be for my own reference.  When I’m done with the book, I may post some of them here, but hopefully I’ve learned enough that I’ll just show off the important part (for the story) in the story.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters: New Paperback Edition with a lower price.

The new updated text of Tesla’s Stepdaughters is now available in a Digest Paperback format and it has a new low price of $5.00.

If you know someone who would like a copy of this sci-fi, rock ‘n roll, steampunk, detective story; or you would like a copy yourself, you can find it at this link.

The Young Sorceress Characters: Graham Dokkins

Graham Dokkins is the boyfriend of Senta Bly, the main character in Senta and the Steel Dragon.  He plays quite a big part in Senta’s development throughout the series.

Spoiler Alert Starts Here!

The main thing I had to deal with in The Young Sorcerss, as far as Graham was concerned was what to do with him.  Senta is going through some stressful situations in this book and it’s taking her beyond her previous experiences, and Graham is a calming moderating force upon her.  I needed that calm and moderating force to be gone.  I did that by getting him involved with intrepid girl reporter Nellie Swenson, which was one more stresser for Senta to deal with too.

Senta and Nellie Swenson both get their name (and the latter, the inspiration for her origin) from real life intrepid reporter Nellie Bly, and this is a little clue about their relationship in the book as well.

Incidently, Graham isn’t named after anybody.  His is just one of those names that got pulled out of the air.  It just sounds like a pleasant kind of fellow that you’d like to know.  That works, as most people who’ve written me about the series tell me that Graham is one of their favorite characters.  How could he not be, really.  Here’s a kid who is brave and adventurous, fiercely loyal to his friends and family, knows more of the native language and culture than most adults, and gets to hang out with real live dinosaurs.

New Revisions of Tesla’s Stepdaughters

The latest revision of Tesla’s Stepdaughters is now available for purchase wherever fine ebooks are sold.  If you’ve already purchased and read Tesla’s Stepdaughters, it’s probably not worth your while to download it again (though it should be free to do so) unless you are just anal about having the most correct version of a book in your elibrary.

There were very few changes made– three or four incorrectly placed commas.  The big thing was that I had not italicized the song titles and album titles in the book– and there are a lot of them.  So now they are italicized.

Of course, the book now has the new cover, which I premiered here a few days ago.  I liked the old cover all right, but I think this new one is much more striking.

If you haven’t read Tesla’s Stepdaughters, I invite you to, and let me know what you think.  I’m not humble enough to deny that I enjoyed re-reading it.  I think for 99 cents, its a good little sci-fi, rock ‘n’ roll, detective story.

My Favorite Bits: Astrid Maxxim’s Mansion

Astrid Maxxim and her parents live in a mansion in Maxxim City.  It is three stories high and huge, with an observatory, a laboratory, and a music room on the unused third floor.  Only a part of the first and second floors are used, the former having a series of unused rooms where servants were once housed.

The inspiration for this mansion comes from two sources.  The first is the house that my grandparents lived in when I was born.  It was a huge, two-story house made of red brick, that had been built over a hundred years ago as a hotel.  About forty years ago, my grandparents sold it and it went through several owners.  A few years ago, it was gutted so that it could be rebuilt, but the owners apparently ran out of money.  When I visited it last, it was just an empty hulk.  The other day I looked for it on Google Earth and found only an empty lot.  I have often dreamed of this house, all the way back to when I was a kid.  Back then, in my dreams, it often appeared as being much larger than in real life.  In recent dreams, it is always in decay.

The second inspiration comes from just a few miles west of the first, in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  I used to live in a crappy apartment building next to the freeway in Tulsa.  This was back when I attended second grade a Paul Revere Elementary School.  Across the road from my apartment was a row of stately mansions.  A school friend of mine lived with his mother in an apartment above the garage behind one of these large, lovely homes.  I believe his grandparents lived in the big house.  I remember going inside one time and seeing a sweeping staircase like something out of Falcon Crest.  A few years ago, I took my kids on a trip through Tulsa, looking at all the places from my childhood.  The row of beautiful old mansions was gone.  Paul Revere Elementary School was gone.  The crappy apartment building I lived in– still there.

The Two Dragons: Chapter 8 Excerpt

Zurfina stepped away from the vehicle and Saba pulled away from the curb, stopping at the corner to check for oncoming traffic.  There were no other steam carriages on Bainbridge Clark Street, so he started to pull forward.  A sudden movement on his left prompted him to pull on the brake, and two massive creatures ran past, barely missing the front end of his car.  Two three ton iguanodons raced side by side north up the street, their relatively small front legs tucked in close as they relied on their large back legs to sprint at more than twenty five miles an hour.  They bumped into one another as they ran, and one huge tail smacked a small tree in a planter on the sidewalk, knocking it over.  Saba stood up from his seat.  It was only then that he saw the two dinosaurs had humans riding on their backs.

Sitting back down and releasing the break, Saba stamped his foot down on the forward accelerator and turned north, following the stampeding beasts.  The toppled tree was not the only damage left in their wake.  A lamppost had been bent.  Hopefully there was no gas leak.  A small flowerbed in the median had been trampled.  The speeding vehicle was faster than the running dinosaurs though and as the monsters reached First Avenue, he was right on their tails.  He pressed the horn producing an ah-oogah.

“Rein those animals in!” he shouted.

The dinosaurs did in fact have reins, though not bits and bridles as a horse would have had.  Never-the-less, the riders brought them to a quick halt.  Saba took the carriage out of gear and threw on the brake, then jumped down and ran forward.  He was careful to stay out of the way of the stamping feet and waving tails of the panting brutes.  On the back of the first dinosaur sat one of the Charmley twins, Saba couldn’t tell if it was Walter or Warden.  On the other dinosaur was Graham Dokkins.

“What the hell is this?” shouted Saba.

“Great, isn’t it?” said Graham, sliding down the iguanodon’s side to the ground.  “I invented the bridle myself.  Stinky is already used to it, but Molly’s still a bit testy.”

“You battered a lamppost!”

Graham looked off to the south.  “I didn’t hear an explosion.”

“Lucky
for you.”  Saba looked up at the Charmley boy.  “Get down here.”

“Come on Saba,” said Graham.

“Don’t you ‘come on’ me.  You’re under arrest.  How’s that?”

“There’s no law against riding a dinosaur in town.”

“Really?  Are you sure about that?”

“Yep.”

“How about destruction of public property?  How about contributing to the delinquency of a minor?”

“How about police brutality?” countered Graham.

“Oh, I’ll show you brutality.  Somebody could have been trampled to death.”

“We picked a quiet street,” said the boy.

“You keep your trap shut, Walter.”

“I’m Warden.”

“I don’t care which one you are.  Wait till I tell your mother.”

The boy’s face whitened.

“Your mother has long since given you up for a delinquent,” Saba told Graham.  “But I don’t think she would want to see you in jail.  It’s out of concern for her that I’m not running you in.  But you’re going to pay for any damage done.”

“Fine,” said Graham, unrepentant.

“Too right,” said Saba.  “Now walk these animals home.”

“I’m taking my animals home,” said Graham.  “But I’m going to speak to the City Council.  I’m going to get official permission to ride a dinosaur in town, and then you won’t have a thing to say.”

Graham turned around and collected the loose reins from his dinosaur and the one that Warden had been riding.  Then he led them around Saba and his steam carriage and down the street.  The two dinosaurs trotted along behind him as well-behaved as any domesticated beasts.  Warden looked at Saba for a moment, and then followed.  Saba walked forty feet up the road to the police call box that stood on its own shoulder-high post.  He pulled out his constable key and opened the red door, then began tapping the telegraph plunger inside, sending a message back to the station to inform them of the damaged street lamp.

Newest Version of His Robot Wife Now Available.

As I write this, the newest updated version of His Robot Wife is now up at Smashwords and Amazon.  By the time you read this, it should be available for download at all ebook retailers.  On the information page, it says Revision 8-8-12.

On a related note, I am cruising right through the draft of Patience is a Virtue, but I’ve been adding a lot to the original outline– so much that I had to go back and create a new outline.  The result is that this book will probably be much longer than either of the two previous books.  His Robot Girlfriend was 39,000 words, His Robot Wife was 28,000.  Originally I planned the new book to be close to His Robot Girlfriend, but now the outline calls for 64,000 words.  Of course, as I mentioned, usually my drafts get shortened during revision.  But now you know part of what is taking so long.

The Young Sorceress Characters: Zurfina

One of the things about the sorceress Zurfina, who is Senta’s mentor, is that she is frequently gone.  Senta ends up raising herself to a large degree.  But in book 4, because we get to see where she is going this time, we actually get to see quite a bit of Zurfina.

I love Zurfina.  She’s one of my favorite characters.  She’s completely amoral, self-absorbed, vain, slutty, and extremely powerful.  Some of my favorite moments in all the books are scenes with Zurfina, and this book is no exception.

A cloth-bodied doll with a porcelain face lay back on the pillows at the top of her bed.  It looked remarkably like her, though it was not dressed as she was, instead wearing a flowery print dress with a straw hat that matched exactly what Senta had worn the previous day.  The doll shrugged, and getting up to its feet, wobbled its way to the foot of the bed.  The young sorceress went to the window and looked out at the birds while she ate her sandwich.  The branches of a large maple reached almost right up to the side of the house and a family of microraptors had built a sloppy nest just three or four feet from the window.  Soon it would have two eggs in it, but at the moment it was empty.  Before she even realized it, Senta had finished her meal and turned back around.  The doll, seeing her hands free, stretched its arms up in the air to signal it wished to be picked up.  The girl obliged and tucked it into the crook of her arm.

“I send you on an important errand and here you are, playing with dolls.” 

The sultry voice came from Zurfina, who was standing naked at the landing.   Senta couldn’t help noticing that her mistress possessed what she thought must be the perfect female form.  Curvy and bosomy, she might have been a model for a famous statue had it not been for the constellation of five large star tattoos, two below her clavicles, one around her navel, and one above each hip bone.  And one…”

“Fina!  There’s another star on your knee!”

“So there is,” said Zurfina looking down.

“Is there even a tattooist in Port Dechantagne?”

“Don’t be stupid, and don’t change the subject.  I count on you to take care of things here in Birmisia for me.  You’re thirteen years old now and you should be able to handle that.”

“I’m almost fifteen.”

“Really?  What year is this?”

“It’s the year of our Lord nineteen hundred five.”

“Really?  What month?”

“It’s Treuary 25th—just six days till a very important date.”

“Treuary… 1905…”  Zurfina looked up at the ceiling and tapped her chin with her fingers.

“Did you hear me?  Six days?”

“I have to go away for a while, Pet,” the elder sorceress announced.  “I’ll try to be back before the end of spring.”

Senta stared open-mouthed as Zurfina turned and ascended the stairs.  She could hear her climb two flights of stairs and she could hear the door to Zurfina’s study open and shut.

“Six days!” she called up.

My Favorite Bits: The texTee and other Technologies

When I wrote His Robot Girlfriend in 2008, there was no iPad yet.  There was a Sony Reader and an Amazon Kindle, and I imagined them replacing books, so I gave Mike a texTee.  I don’t know how I came up with the name.  Then the iPad came out and made me look kind of lame.  So when I wrote His Robot Wife, I updated the texTee and made it more advanced than an iPad, with a voice activated interface.  Along comes Siri, and I’m outdated again!

One thing they don’t have in my robot stories is a computer.  One of my ideas was that computers just don’t exist anymore as standalone items.  They have computers in everything.  People use texTees (Tablets), wriTees (word processor and more), and vueTees (televisions).  The vueTees have (according to the story): interactivity, inscope (don’t know what that would be), Infinet connections, and threed (probably something like 3D).  They also use t-pods (advanced ipods maybe) and something called an andTee.

I just added the andTee so there would be something that nobody knows about today that they have in the future.  I remember reading the cross-time novels by Harry Turtledove.  In those books, the people of the future have video games and music and something called a fasarta which is never explained.  Maybe the andTee and the fasarta are the same thing.

As I write this, I’m finishing up chapter four of Patience is a Virtue.  I’ve really got a groove going now, but what I’ve written is a lot more than is in my draft.  My books usually get shorter in revision, but this might well be the longest of the three books so far (not too surprising since the others are so short).  Keep an eye out here on your computer or your texTee for more updates.  Thanks.