Smashwords Summer Winter Sale

It is that time of year again– time for the Smashwords Summer/Winter sale.  All through the month of July, there are great deals on ebooks at Smashwords.  Some of my books are there on sale and some are free, so if your collection isn’t complete, now is the time to stop by.  Here’s what is on special this month.

Astrid Maxxim and her Amazing Hoverbike (Reg. $.99) Free

Princess of Amathar (Reg. $2.99) Free

Voyage of the Minotaur (Reg. $2.99) Free

The Dark and Forbidding Land (Reg. $2.99) $1.50

The Drache Girl (Reg. $2.99) $2.24

And as always His Robot Girlfriend, Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Elven Princess, Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress, and Brechalon are free.

Find links to all these books here.

Floating in the Ether

It’s funny what you find hidden in the depths of the Internet.  I was trolling around looking for some Nevada history and found this on the Las Vegas Sun website.  The description is as follows:

Students at B. Mahlon Brown Junior High School spend part of their class time Oct. 13 listening to representatives from different political parties. The activity was used to enlighten students about the differences between parties and teach them the importance of politics. They will be holding a school-wide vote prior to the elections to see how their opinions compare to those of the nation.

The guy standing on the stairs (the fat one with the white pants and no tie) is me.  It says Oct. 13, but it doesn’t say what year.  Judging by how much hair I had left at the time, I would say it’s 2008.

82 Eridani: Journey

Time to reveal the secret project I’m working on: Coming in 2013.

82 Eridani is a seven book science fiction series, the first volume of which is entitled Journey.  The other volumes will be: Arrival, War, Conquest, Siege, Duel, and Destiny.

82 Eridani: Journey

The three mile-long interstellar spacecraft Constellation was designed to explore and colonized the Sirius Star System.  The problem is, that it isn’t going to Sirius.  The $14 Trillion spaceship has been hijacked by its commander and is flying toward the 82 Eridani star system, and none of the 7,000 crew and colonists know why.  Officer Freya Johannson, despite being the commander’s lover, has no more idea than anyone else, but she is determined to find out.  Officer James Moore might be curious, but he has more pressing concerns of his own.  His wife may be having an affair, so he turns to a group of others to find out for sure, including robotics expert Robert Stivers.  Stivers builds robots of all types, include ant-sized surveillance robots which he uses primarily to stalk hard-bodied security officer January Sarbanes.  What the tiny robitic eyes have yet to notice is that a serial killer stalks the corridors of the ship.  None of these crew members, nor any of the others including the commander, are ready for the shock of what they will find when they finally reach 82 Eridani.

Warning: Adult Content

Chuck Jones Experience

While my son John and I were adventuring at Circus Circus Adventuredome, we saw that the hotel was hosting The Chuck Jones Experience, so I just had to go.  Chuck Jones (creator of the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote among other things) has long been a hero of mine.

It was on the expensive side ($20), but we got a 2 for 1 coupon with our entrance to Adventuredome.  I probably would have paid anyway.  They had Mr. Jones’ desk, his Emmy, many of his drawings, animation cells, and paintings; screens running his animated works, and more.  I really enjoyed it.

Adventuredome: 2 Men Enter, 1 1/2 Leave

During the school year, I buy all kinds of discout coupons, books, etc. from my students who are raising money for band, football, or whatever.  While I was cleaning out my desk on the last day of school, I found one of the discounts I had bought for Circus Circuis Adventuredome.  So I asked my son if he wanted to go with me.

We had a great time– Rode the roller coaster twice, the Rim Runner water boats twice and most of the other rides at least twice.  My son (pictured) rode Chaos.  I sat that one out.  Even so, I was a battered shadow of a man by the end of the day.  I’m still recovering from knee surgury and there are a surprising number of stairs at Adventuredome.  It was a lot of fun though.

The Hunger Games

I just saw The Hunger Games.  Fortunately we have a theater that shows movies that have been out for a while, because I missed this one when it first came out.

I haven’t read the book, though many of my students have of course, and they love it.  I really enjoyed the movie.  There were some really great scenes and some excellent actors.  I guess I’ll have to read the book now.

The Voyage of the Minotaur: $1.99 for a limited time at Sony and Amazon

The Voyage of the Minotaur is available for a limited time at Amazon (Kindle) and the Sony Ebook Store for $1.99.  That’s $1.00 off its regular price.

Check the price before purchasing because I’m not sure how long this price will be available.  (Like I said– limited.)

On the other hand, if you purchase it for $2.99, I get an extra 70 cents, so thanks.  And I certainly hope you think its worth $3 when you read it.  Writing it was the (mentally) toughest but most rewarding 14 months I think I’ve ever spent.

His Robot Girlfriend: 1500 Reviews on iBooks

His Robot Girlfriend has now been rated by 1500 people on iBooks (actually 1522 as of today) with an average rating of 3 1/2 stars.  In case you were wondering, there were 458 five star reviews, 442 four stars, 335 three stars, 162 two stars, and 125 one star reviews.  Can’t please everybody, right?

As many times as His Robot Girlfriend is criticized as an adolescent male fantasy or for being sexist, a surprising number of women give it high ratings.  I sometimes get comments about the political leanings of the book as well (of which I didn’t know it had any).  I think a lot of both of those are down to what people bring with them into the story.  That’s not to say there isn’t a fair bit of male fantasy in there.  ‘Cause there is.

You can pick up His Robot Girlfriend free on iBooks.  And thanks to everyone who took the time to rate it.

The Drache Girl: Dot Shrubb

Dot is one of my favorite accomplishments.  The character wasn’t in my original outline for Senta and the Steel Dragon.  She was created on the fly because Eamon Shrubb needed a wife.  Even so, I managed to come up with what I think a memorable character.  I think she is based a little bit on a woman I met twice many years ago, the wife of a coworker, who, like Dot, was a redhead and was deaf.

He arrived back at the police station office to find Dot Shrubb in a pretty pink dress that highlighted her copper-colored hair.  She was a thin, but pretty girl, of seventeen who had arrived in Port Dechantagne a year ago, without any family, and had stolen the heart of Eamon Shrubb the first time he laid eyes upon her.

“Saba,” she said, in the nasal voice of someone who has been deaf all their life.

“Looking for Eamon?” he asked, keeping his face toward her, so that she could read his lips.

She nodded.

“You two were fighting again.”

She punched the palm of her left hand with her right fist.

“What about?”

She hesitated for a moment, and then made a rocking baby motion with her arms folded.

“You’re expecting?”

“Huh?”

“Baby.  You’re going to have a baby?”

She nodded, smiling.

“Then why were you fighting?  Doesn’t he want a baby?”

“Name,” she said.

“Kafira,” Saba muttered.

At that moment, Eamon opened the office door.  He paused about halfway inside, looking at his wife the way a munitions expert looks at a bomb that didn’t go off as intended.  She looked at the floor.  After a moment, the constable stepped inside.

“You nesh berk,” said Saba.  Eamon looked at him in surprise.  “You take your wife home and see to her.  I may not have two and a half months experience being married, but even I know you don’t fight with a woman who’s expecting.”

“She wanted to name the baby Yadira.”

“What’s wrong with that?” demanded Saba.

“Come on!  That’s the worst name in the world.”

“My mother’s name,” said Dot.

“That happens to be my mother’s name, too,” said Saba.

“Oh, yeah.  I forgot about that,” said Eamon.

“It’s not like Eamon’s a brilliant name.”

“I don’t want to name it Eamon either.  If it’s a boy I want to name it Darsham, and if it’s a girl I want to name it Daria.”

“Darsham Shrubb?  Why don’t you just name it ‘kick my ass on the way to school’ and have done with it.”

Eamon ballooned his cheeks out and rolled his eyes back to think for a moment.  “It doesn’t sound that good when you put it all together, does it?”

“Here’s my advice, Mr. I’ve-been-married-two-and-a-half-months.  Take the rest of the day off and take your wife home.  Make her a cup of tea and rub her feet.  Then let her decide what to name the baby.  You can go get a kitten from Mrs. Gyffington, and name it Darsham, or Daria, or whatever the bloody hell you want to name it.”

“That’s right,” said Dot, taking Eamon by the arm.  Then she said, “Rub my feet,” leading Saba to believe that she had missed most of what he had said.

“You don’t mind if I take the afternoon?” asked Eamon.  He turned his head slightly, so that his lips were not visible to his wife.  “If I rub her feet, she’ll be all rumpy-pumpy.”

“Go!”

The two left the office, arm in arm.  As soon as they were gone, Saba stepped back through the supply room and into cell number one.  Setting his helmet beside the cot, he lay down and took a nap.