His Robot Wife: Chapter 5 Excerpt

Mike decided that their adventure would begin on Tuesday and that he and Patience would spend three or four days on the road—depending on how much fun he was having.  Monday therefore was spent getting their things ready.  Patience did most of the work, packing and loading, and even reprogramming the sentry system to account for their absence.  Mike called Harriet to let her know that he was going to be out of town and to check on how she felt.  Neither mentioned the unpleasantness of the previous day.  Secure in the knowledge that everything had been taken care of, that night he played a long session of Age of Destruction before watching Celebrity Rat Race.
Mike planned on spending the first day and night in Carlsbad, which was only a three hour drive away, so he didn’t bother getting up early.  They left the house just after nine and pulled off of I5 and onto Carlsbad Village Drive just after noon.  Relatively few cars were on the streets of the village, in marked contrast to the last time that Mike had visited, five years before.  He tried to remember if that had been a weekday or the weekend, but he couldn’t recall.  Patience had been quiet for the past several minutes, but suddenly spoke up.
“That’s where I bought our swimsuits the last time we were here.”
“Is it?  Yes, I guess it is.  Did you bring them?”
“I recycled those suits 567 days ago.  I purchased new suits on the Infinet.”
“Five Hundred Sixty Seven days?  That’s an odd way of saying it?  Why not say one year and this many months and this many days?”
“I was trying to make it simple,” said Patience.  “If you prefer, I can describe the time passage as one year, six months, nineteen days, four hours, nineteen minutes, and thirty two seconds.”
“And what good would that do me?”
“None, which is precisely my point.  Besides, we’re not going into the water, at least not here.  You could get your genitals bit off by a very large squid.”
“I don’t think that happens very often,” said Mike.
“It’s happened more than once, so it’s something to be worried about.  And no sunbathing either.  If we go out on the sand, you wear the required SPF 210 sunblock.”
Carlsbad was not a very large town and so Mike was able to reach the location of the hotel in which he had previously last stayed, driving the narrow and winding streets at thirty miles per hour, in less than twenty minutes.  He stopped the car and climbed out, his mouth open wide in surprise.  The little inn on Ocean Street that had been his accommodations every time he had visited, since the early days of his marriage to Tiffany was gone.  The little hotel had leaned against the side of the hill so that its landward side had only one story, while its seaward had three stories, the bottom one resting right on the beach.  In its place was a tall black tower.

Internet Safety Tip

Many of us think that posting on sites like Facebook is the technological equivalent of whispering to one another in the bedroom, but it isn’t.  Remember boys and girls, don’t post anything that you wouldn’t feel comfortable shouting on your grandma’s front lawn.

Senta and the Steel Dragon: Facebook Pages

There are now Facebook pages for the four Senta and the Steel Dragon novels.  To be a fan, just list one or more of them under the Arts and Entertainment section of your profile.  Alternately, you can search for them and click the like button.  Once again, thanks to all the readers for your support.

Facebook Pages for Eaglethorpe Buxton and Princess of Amathar

For those of you who are fans of Princess of Amathar or the Eaglethorpe Buxton books, you can now list them in the Arts and Entertainment section of your Facebook Profile and they will automatically link to the page for those books.  Just a reminder that Princess of Amathar can be found in fine ebook stores for 99 cents, and the two Eaglethorpe Buxton books are free ebooks just about everywhere too.

Multiple Projects

Someone pointed out the other day that it had been a long time since I had finished a book.  I looked and it was seven months between The Drache Girl and His Robot Wife.  I think it’s because I’ve got so many projects started.  I’ll work on one for a while and then switch to another.  Here’s what I’ve got going right now, with projected dates.

Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 4: The Young Sorceress (6-2011)
I’m finishing up chapter 6 (of 22) right now.  I’ve been working on it more than any other.

Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 5: The Two Dragons (7-2011)
The first draft of this book is done.  I wrote in in 2007.  I’ve got to wait until I finish book 4, then go back and revise this one.  So it won’t be more than a month behind The Young Sorceress.

Women of Power (9-2011)
I’m halfway through chapter 5 (of 10).  I could finish this pretty quickly, if I can just focus in on it.  Right now, it’s moved to the back burner.

The Jungle Girl (11-2011)
I’m almost done with chapter 5 (of 20).  I was really pounding this one out, but put it aside to finish His Robot Wife.  Now it’s fallen behind The Young Sorceress and Sons of Armageddon.

Knights of Amathar
A lot of people ask me about this one.  I haven’t worked on it for a long time now.  I have 4 chapters done of 30.

Nova Dancer
A science fiction/space story.  Barely started.

Cosmos: The Cygnus Gateway
Another sci-fi story– very different from Nova Dancer, but taking place in the same universe.  Again, barely started.

Sons of Armageddon
The sequel to Tesla’s Stepdaughters.  I wasn’t going to start on this for a while, but it just had to come out.  I’ve got 2 chapters done (of 20).

Happiness is Knowing that Your Book is Selling

I am not an obsessive person by any stretch of the imagination, but if there is anything I obsess over, it is whether my books are selling.  I check my sales daily.  It’s not about money.  I guess you could call it pride.  Writing is still a hobby for me, but someday in the distant future, I’d like it to at least supplement my retirement.

I have been selling more than a book a day on average for a while now.  I also knew that His Robot Wife would be guaranteed to sell.  After all, His Robot Girlfriend has been downloaded over 100,000 times.  Of course, it’s free.  In the first two weeks His Robot Wife has sold 46 books, and its not even in iBooks or Barnes and Noble or Kobo yet (HOPEFULLY SOON).

I have to say that it’s a really good feeling to get up in the morning and know that I will sell some books that day.  My personal goal is to sell 8,000 copies of His Robot Wife in the first year.  I’ll let you know how that goes.

His Robot Wife: Chapter 4 Exceprt

At precisely 11:59 Mike pulled into the driveway of Harriet and Jack’s house. It was a nice house, both larger and newer than his, nestled in a cul-de-sac several blocks away from the freeway exit. Harriet had planted hundreds of perennials around her home and though they were not blossoming at that time, they were thriving thanks to the large blue UV umbrella that covered the entire neighborhood. Harriet was waiting as they walked up the path to the front door. Mike grabbed one of his signs from the trunk while Patience retrieved the Jell-o mold.

“Hi Daddy. Hi Patience.”

“Hi, Harriet,” said Patience. “Thank you for having us over.”

“Of course.” Harriet and her robot step-mother exchanged kisses on the cheek.

“Hi Honey,” said Mike. “You look gigantic.”

“Thanks a lot, Dad.” Harriet ran a hand over her protruding baby bump. “I am gigantic.”

“Where’s Jack?”

“He’s in the garage shampooing the car interior,” she answered but looked quizzically at the sign he held in his hand.

“Oh, I brought you a present for your yard.” He showed it to her and then pressed it into the earth in the small garden beside Harriet’s door.

Mike’s daughter guided them into the house and closed the door.

“So why’s he shampooing the car seats now?” asked Mike as he plopped onto the couch.

“It’s quite a story,” answered Harriet. “Renee Holmes—she lives down the street, well she asked Jack to drive her to the pharmacy. She has two kids and they had to go with her because she didn’t have a baby sitter. Anyway, she got her prescription, but on the way back she started coughing so much that she threw up right in the back seat. Well, her oldest—that’s Mikey—he got a whiff of the smell and threw up too. Then Mikey’s little sister Marie vomited right in Jack’s lap and that set him off. So the entire car was practically filled with vomit and I told Jack that there was no way I could ride to my obstetrician’s appointment this week with the car smelling like that.”

“It’s just like that movie Stand By Me,” said Mike with a smile.

“I… oh, I don’t think I’ve seen it.”

“It was based on a story by Stephen King,” said Patience. “Originally published in King’s 1982 collection Different Seasons, it tells the story of three adolescents who set out on a journey to see the body of a dead boy.”

“Um, Okay,” said Harriet, putting a protective hand on her belly. “Patience, why don’t we set the table? Daddy, why don’t you go out to the garage and talk to Jack? Maybe you could even help him.”

Read an Ebook Week – Mar 6-12

Today marks the beginning of Read an Ebook Week.  Stop by Smashwords.com for many, many discounts on ebooks, including 75% off my Voyage of the Minotaur and 100% off Princess of Amathar.

Featured Ebook: The Mad King

A heroic tale of adventure set in eastern Europe, The Mad King by Edgar Rice Burroughs is a quasi-sequel to The Eternal Savage, though perfectly enjoyable on its own.  Sword fights, gun battles, mistaken identities, large scale battles, cavalry charges, a handsome American Hero from Nebraska and a beautiful Princess… this book has it all.  Download it free at Manybooks.net.  Follow the link.

His Robot Wife: Now in iBooks!

His Robot Wife hit the iBook Store last night at about 8PM.  It will be a nervewracking couple of months before I find out how it is selling.  That’s one great benefit of publishing at the Kindle Store. 

On a related note, His Robot Girlfriend, which was number 1 on the Free Science Fiction and Fantasy charts at iBooks, dropped to number 7.  I can’t feel too bad about it since numbers 1-6 are all Star Wars books.