His Robot Girlfiend– Latest Review

Review by: A. M. Harte on Jan. 06, 2011 :

Middle-aged widower Mike Smith teaches by day and vegetates in front of the TV by night. His life is dull, uneventful. But the humdrum routine is broken when he sees an ad for a Daffodil robot and, on impulse, he splurges on a sexy female robot that can be anything and everything he wants it to be. Mike’s life will never be the same again.

His Robot Girlfriend is set in a not-too-distant future where androids are commonplace, working as waiters, cleaners, gardeners, and more besides. The world is interesting and realistic; the author has put careful thought into the small details, which makes it all the more believable. While I found a few of those details niggling — such as TVs being called vueTees — for the most part the setting of the novel is very immersive.

It certainly helps that the characters are likable: it isn’t so difficult to empathize with Mike’s life as a middle school teacher, and Patience (the android) has an endearing, quirky personality — although I must admit a large part of her charm comes from the fact that she’s not human.

But perhaps the characters are too likeable. Far from being an exploration of the moral issues behind androids and human/robot love, His Robot Girlfriend is a light-hearted romance about two nice individuals whose only wish is to please the other. Of course, given the differences between them (and Mike’s stereotypical maleness), making each other happy is no easy task.

I have to confess that I wasn’t expecting a romance, which somewhat coloured my impression of the book. I was a little disappointed that the novel did not cover any of the expected android themes in any depth, besides in small scenes such as Patience being offended when a waiter calls her an ‘it’, and her not being allowed to gamble in Las Vegas. The concept of the story is interesting, but there is so much more it could offer.

I suppose the main critique I would have of His Robot Girlfriend is that there wasn’t much substance to the plot. While I enjoyed Allison’s vision of a possible future, the story lacks conflict; the two potential challenges Mike would have had to overcome were quickly resolved, and my expectations that the story would develop into something fuller were not met.

Allison’s writing style is perhaps a little choppy, and takes some getting used to, but overall I was impressed by the quality of this ebook. For something free, Wesley Allison has produced a respectable book, and I would be curious to check out his future releases.

In sum, I enjoyed reading His Robot Girlfriend for its unusual vision of the future, although the plot itself is a little thin on the ground. It’s a light-hearted, quick read (I raced through it in one sitting), and I’d recommend it to fans of fluffy HEA science fiction romance.

Currently Reading: Twisted

Switched – the first book in the Trylle Trilogy…

When Wendy Everly was six years old, her mother was convinced she was a monster and tried to kill her. It isn’t until eleven years later that Wendy discovers her mother might have been right.

With the help of Finn Holmes, Wendy finds herself in a world she never knew existed – a world both beautiful and frightening, and Wendy’s not sure she wants to be a part of it.

His Robot Girlfriend – One Step Closer

His Robot Girlfriend is one step closer– or in the case of this robot, many steps.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters

In a world where men are almost extinct, someone is trying to kill history’s greatest rock & roll band. Science Police Agent John Andrews must negotiate a complicated relationship with Ep!phanee, the band’s lead singer; drummer Ruth De Molay, bassist Steffie Sin, and the redheaded clone lead guitarist Penny Dreadful, as he protects them and tries to discover who wants to kill the Ladybugs.

Tesla’s Stepdaughters is available as an ebook in a variety of formats at Amazon, Borders, Kobo Books, Diesel Books, B&N, Apple iBooks, Smashwords, and wherever fine ebooks are sold. Paperback editions are available at amathar.blogspot.com.

I have an outline for a sequel to Tesla’s Stepdaughters and a couple of posibilities for the title too.  It would be a mystery set of course in the same world, and would feature Science Police Agent John Andrews.  The Ladybugs would be in the story but would not be central to the plot like they were in this book.  I don’t know when I’ll be able to start writing it though– 2011 is pretty full.

Guide to the Ladybugs

Ruth De Molay Solo Albums

Ruth’s Album (1971)
Unlike the other Ladybugs, Ruth De Molay had no backlog of songs written to fill an album and it was a year after the breakup of the Ladybugs before she produced one of her own. It was a solid album and commercial success. It was the first post-Ladybugs album by any band member to include several Ladybugs songs.

1. Left Handed Romance (Ruth De Molay)

2. I’m All Alone (Penny Dreadful)

3. The Yes Song (Ruth De Molay)

4. A Mute Appeal for Sympathy (Ep!phanee)5.

6. Savage Peninsula (Connie Dark)

7. Face in the Light (Ep!phanee)

8. Riot in Outer Space (Connie Dark)

9. Living with my Face (Connie Dark)

10. The Science War Song (Ruth De Molay)

11. Pep Storm (Ep!phanee)

12. Swan Song Reject (Ep!phanee)

13. Twinkle Twinkle (Taylor, Taylor, Mozart)

14. Swing Low Sweet Chariot (Traditional)

Valley of the Cro-Magnon Women Soundtrack (1973)
Valley of the Cro-Magnon Women was a hugely successful comedy movie and though only two of the songs from the soundtrack album were featured in the movie itself (the rest were featured during the rolling credits) the album was a notable success for the “nice” Ladybug.

1. I Want a Caveman (Wanda Pilkin)

2. Zugg Zugg (Wanda Pilkin)

3. Here Comes Old Little Arms (Wanda Pilkin)

4. Sign of the Times (Ruth De Molay)

5. The Dark Valley (Wanda Pilkin)

6. Sometimes You Have to Club Her (Wanda Pilkin)

7. Harry Area (Wanda Pilkin)

8. Cro-Magnon Women are the Best (Wanda Pilkin)

9. No No Neanderthal (Ruth De Molay)

10. Will You or Won’t You (Wanda Pilkin)

11. Hungry Bellies Will Tell (Wanda Pilkin)

12. Friends Tell You (Wanda Pilkin)

13. Valley Women (Wanda Pilkin)

14. Sing a Cave Song (Wanda Pilkin)

Guide to the Ladybugs

Steffie Sin Solo Albums

Love Life Prayer (1968)
Unlike the other Ladybugs, Steffie Sin produced solo albums filled with songs completely different from her Ladybugs work. Love Life Prayer was a soulful and sweet album produced with help from the other members of the band. All songs are by Stefffie Sin.

1. Love Life Prayer #2 on the singles chart.

2. Wishing My Eyes Would Dry

3. Am I not a Woman and a Sister

4. Desperate Hours

5. Two Heartbeats in One

6. Answered Prayer

7. 1776

8. Wind and Water

9. I Feel the Tides in Life

10. Sisters Rule the World

Madame Richfield’s House of Forgotten Destiny (1969)
A more psychedelic album, Madame Richfield’s was filled with excellent songs that could not find space on the Ladybugs albums due to the dominance of Ep!phanee’s and Penny Dreadful’s prolific pens. All songs are by Steffie Sin.

1. Sangria

2. Runaway Train #1 on the singles chart.

3. Pistol Whipped

4. House of Forgotten Destiny

5. Man of Paper

6. Woman of Aluminum

7. Madame Richfield and Her Girls

8. Song of my Sins

9. Reflections

10. Ripe for a Fall

11. Driving the Desoto #67 on the singles chart.

12. What the Girls Want #2 on the singles chart.

The Best of Steffie Sin (1969)
The only Best of album produced by any of the Ladybugs, 1969’s The Best of Steffie Sin featured both Ladybugs and Solo Works with no new recordings.

1. I Don’t Want to Lose You (Steffie Sin)

2. Distortion (Steffie Sin)

3. Under the Heel (Steffie Sin)

4. Fall Asleep My Love (Steffie Sin)

5. Desire (Steffie Sin)

6. Beneath the Denim (Steffie Sin)

7. Wishing they Were (Penny Dreadful & Steffie Sin)

8. Magnum (Steffie Sin)

9. Blessed Nobody (Ep!phanee & Steffie Sin)

10. Give me a Man (Steffie Sin)

11. Love Life Prayer (Steffie Sin)

12. Runaway Train (Steffie Sin)

13. Driving the Desoto (Steffie Sin)

14. What the Girls Want (Steffie Sin)

Switzerland (1970)
Switzerland consisted of most of the remaining unpublished songs that Steffie Sin had stockpiled. Most were solid tracks and three had been previously recorded by The Thongs on their premier album.

1. Having Been (Steffie Sin)

2. Uncivil Disobedience (Steffie Sin)

3. Living in Switzerland (Steffie Sin) #3 on the singles chart.

4. Bitter and Cold (Steffie Sin)

5. Necklace (Steffie Sin)

6. Night Recovery (Steffie Sin)

7. Chessboard Rumble (Steffie Sin)

8. Dirigible in the Dark (Steffie Sin) #6 on the singles chart.

9. Blue Blood (Steffie Sin)

10. Hanged in High School (Steffie Sin)

11. The Way they Roll (Steffie Sin)

12. Lieben Sie und Leben (Steffie Sin)

13. Wake the Living (Steffie Sin)

14. Stürmen und Donnurm (Steffie Sin)

Sin in San Francisco – Live (1973)
Following Ep!phanee’s New York City concert, Steffie Sin arranged her own live album recorded in San Francisco’s Buena Vista Park.

1. I Don’t Want to Lose You (Steffie Sin)

2. Distortion (Steffie Sin)

3. Living in Switzerland (Steffie Sin) #3

4. Fall Asleep My Love (Steffie Sin)

5. Desire (Steffie Sin)

6. Beneath the Denim (Steffie Sin)

7. Wishing they Were (Penny Dreadful & Steffie Sin)

8. Magnum (Steffie Sin)

9. Blessed Nobody (Ep!phanee & Steffie Sin)

10. Give me a Man (Steffie Sin)

11. Love Life Prayer (Steffie Sin)

12. Runaway Train (Steffie Sin)

13. Driving the Desoto (Steffie Sin)

14. What the Girls Want (Steffie Sin)

15. Dirigible in the Dark (Steffie Sin)

The Change (1973)
Steffie Sin’s final pre-reunion album was the least successful, both commercially and critically. Many postulated that without the interplay with the other Ladybugs, the fire had gone out of her writing. All songs are by Steffie Sin.

1. Wrong Way Highway

2. Juncture

3. Holiday

4. Not Here Today

5. The Hedgehog

6. Maria

7. Fill up your Hole

8. San Francisco Journey

9. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

10. Green and Black

11. Sand

12. Expired

13. One Way Ticket to the Past

Update: Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 4

Here as you can see is the cover design for Book 4 of Senta and the Steel Dragon.  The title is The Young Sorceress, indicating that Senta is the title character of both book 3 and 4, but not number 5.

This is a much more Senta-centric story as the fifteen year old sorceress really stretches her powers causing a great deal of friction with almost everyone else in Port Dechantagne.  It’s quite different than the other Steel Dragon books because in none of the earlier books does a single character occupy so much of the story.  Right now, I’m about halfway through chapter five, but I’m on hold as I finish His Robot Wife.

Book 5 has been essentially complete for some time and has much more of the flavor of book 3 which I wrote at the same time.  But it will require a major revision to fix any holes created by The Young Sorceress.

I would be interesting in hearing what you think of the cover picture for the Young Sorcerss.  Senta looks about like I picture her at that age, and the doll plays a small part in the story.

The Drache Girl – Chapter 14 Excerpt

Had her lavender top hat not been tied onto her head with a thick strand of lace, Yuah was sure that it would have been blown away and lost. The wind whipped around her face and she tightened her grip on the steering wheel. Scenery was flying past her on both sides at an alarming pace—trees, houses, lizardmen, a group of playing boys. Suddenly something appeared at her left elbow. She carefully turned her eyes left without looking away from the road. One of the boys that she had passed was running beside the carriage. A second later, the others had caught up and were running along beside her as well.

“Hey lady!” yelled one boy. “Why don’t you open her up?”

“Yeah!” called another. “We want to see this thing go!”

Yuah turned her attention back to her driving. She was sure that the steam carriage would outpace the children shortly, but they stayed right at her side, encouraging her to increase her speed. When she finally pulled up to the front of Mrs. Bratihn’s, the boys gathered beside the vehicle, scarcely breathing hard.

“Why didn’t you go faster?”

“Yeah, how come?”

Tears welled up in Yuah’s eyes.

“I was going as fast as I could!” She let out a sob.

“Don’t cry, lady,” said the oldest boy, apparently the one who had called out first on the road. “Here. Let me open the relief cock for you.”

Yuah pulled a handkerchief from her sleeve and pressed it to her face, as the boy moved around to the back of the vehicle and turned the lever.

“Be sure and don’t –sob– burn your fingers on the steam.”

“What are you boys doing here!” yelled Mrs. Bratihn, shooting out from the door of her shop with her own head of steam. “Get out of here and leave Mrs. Dechantagne alone!”

“We didn’t do nothing!” yelled back one small boy, but they never-the-less went running.

“What did they do to you, dear?” asked the older woman, placing her arm around Yuah’s shoulder, once she had climbed down.

“They didn’t do anything. It’s this damned steam carriage. I hate it, but Terrence wants me to drive it.”

“Did he tell you that you have to drive it?”

“No, but he brought it all the way here from Brech.”

“Come inside and have some tea.”

Yuah followed Mrs. Bratihn into her shop where they both sat down on the couch. Mrs. Luebking, who was already in the process of pouring tea, added another cup and handed one to each of the other women, then took the last for herself and sat down in a chair. Yuah sipped the tea and took a deep breath.

“Now tell me all about it,” said Mrs. Bratihn.

“You know I used to watch the steam carriages zipping around Brech every day and I always thought it would be just ace to have one of my own. But it’s just so bleeding complicated. You have to push in the clutch to shift gears and you have to press down on the forward accelerator just the right amount when you let the clutch out. And you always have to watch the steam gauge or the whole thing might explode. It’s just too much pressure.”

“You should just tell your husband that it’s too much for you,” said Mrs. Bratihn. “Men love it when you act helpless anyway.”

“That may be fine for most,” replied Yuah, putting away the handkerchief. “But I’m a Dechantagne. At least I am now. There are different expectations for me than there are for most women.”

“Maybe you could tell him that you want a driver,” suggested Mrs. Luebking. “Back in Brech, most of the ladies have drivers. After all, driving is a lot of manual labor.”

Yuah was thoughtful for a moment.

“That might work,” she said. “Mrs. Calliere is always saying that women of our station should do less.”

“Mrs. Calliere, your sister-in-law?”

“Oh no, the professor’s mother.”

“Ah,” said Mrs. Bratihn. “There you go. Tell him you need a driver and Bob’s your uncle. Now what else can we do for you today?”

“I need another new dress.”

“My dear, do you even have room in your closets?”

Yuah smiled slightly. “I have spent rather a lot on fashion in the past few months. But this one needs to be different. I need a dress for shrine. It needs to be a little more subdued.”

Mrs. Bratihn and Mrs. Luebking looked at one another.

“I’ll be quite frank, dear,” said Mrs. Bratihn. “I don’t know anything about the requirements of your religion and what might be appropriate for your shrine.”

“Oh, there’s nothing special really. I just need something nice, but simple, without a lot of extras—you know, no feathers or flowers, and not too much brocade.”

“I don’t know…”

“Here. Just a moment.”

Yuah sat down her tea cup, got up, and stepping out the door. She was back a moment later, having retrieved a periodical from the steam carriage. It was the Brysin’s Weekly Ladies’ Journal from Magnius of last year, the newest issue likely to be found in Birmisia. Flipping it open, she showed the dressmaker a photograph of a woman wearing a new creation from Freedonia. The dress was black and simple, featuring black lace around the waist and in a square collar around the neckline. Though it was swept up in back and emphasized with a massive bow, the bow too was black and didn’t stand out from the rest of the dress.

“I think we may be able to do that,” said Mrs. Bratihn. “Yes, yes, I quite like that. It’s simple but elegant. You may become a real trend-setter. I imagine with you wearing that, many women here will want to copy it. Of course you are always good for business, dear.”

“I’m going to need a new hip-bag,” said Yuah, pointing to the enormous back-side of the dress.

“Please,” said Mrs. Bratihn. “Call it a bustle if you must, but here in the store we like to call them dress improvers. We certainly do not call them hip-bags.”

“Well, I’m going to need quite an improvement to my ass, if this picture is any indication.”

Bluefire Reader App for iPad

If you are like me, a Sony EReader fan who moved over to iPad, you may have had a problem reading your old books on your new device.  Enter Bluefire Reader.  It reads Adobe DRM, so you can read books bought at Sony, Kobo, Borders, and a lot of other ebook sources (but not Amazon or B&N).  You can also use it to read ebooks from the library and it has built in support from Feedbooks (where you can download my free books) and other online ebookstores.  Best of all– it’s free.  Ket it and ad one more blade to the techie Swiss army knife that is the iPad.