There was a mini-run on my books right after Christmas at both Amazon and Smashwords. I won’t know until later if the same was true on Apple, B&N, Kobo, and the others. Thanks to everyone who purchased one of my books. Feel free to email me and let me know what you thought.
Power Girl in 3-D
Featured Ebooks: Sugar and Spice by Saffina Desforges
When you’ve got two young children, and you think the unthinkable, where do you turn? It’s every parent’s worst nightmare. A child fails to return home. Some children never come back… Inspired by the story of a man who begged a Judge to give him a longer sentence, because he knew he would harm another child if released.
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Currently Reading: Last of the Mohicans
Last of the Mohicans
by James Fenimore Cooper
Hawkeye and his Mohican companions Chingachgook and Uncas escort the Munro sisters, Cora and Alice, through the woods of New York to Fort William Henry. Also in the expeditin party are British army Major Duncan Heyward and a psalmist named David Gamut. Along the way they are forced to fight against Hurons led by the evil Magua, which leads to an encounter with another American Indian tribe called the Delaware — a development which will prove crucial at the end of the novel.
Update: His Robot Wife
As I write this, I’m smack dab in the middle of chapter four (there will be 10-12 chapters) of His Robot Wife. This book is a bit weird for me. I’ve never before written with the feedback of hundreds of people in my mind. It’s an interesting feeling, but it’s slowing me down a bit. I hope to have the first draft done within a few weeks.
Guide to the Ladybugs
Penny Dreadful Solo Albums
Never Stop Rocking (1968)
Penny Dreadful’s first three albums were filled with hard rock songs that hadn’t found room on the Ladybugs albums. Working with an all star band of rotating members, which included both Steffie Sin and Ruth De Molay, she crafted a series of well-produced works.
1. Analyze Yourself (Penny Dreadful)
2. The Once and Future Bitch (Penny Dreadful)
3. A Little Simplification (Penny Dreadful and Steffie Sin)
4. Tea Bag (Penny Dreadful and Steffie Sin)
5. Suicide War (Penny Dreadful)
6. Lives you Read About (Penny Dreadful and Steffie Sin)
7. Feel it in Your Heart (Penny Dreadful and Steffie Sin)
8. Legs in the Air (Penny Dreadful)
9. Great Minds Don’t Get You Anywhere (Penny Dreadful)
10. No One Won the Last War (Penny Dreadful)
11. My Rose (Penny Dreadful)
12. Sandbox (Penny Dreadful)
13. Never Stop Rocking (Penny Dreadful)
14. I’m Flattered (Penny Dreadful and Steffie Sin)
Waking the Dead (1969)
Labeled as a Penny Dreadful Album, Waking the Dead boasted all four Ladybugs playing on some of the tracks. All tracks were written by Penny Dreadful. The cover featured a female werewolf howling at the moon.
1. Binding My Feet
2. Lon Chaney’s Date
3. Waking the Dead #2 on the singles chart.
4. Blunder
5. Abraham’s Fall
6. Shocking Obvious Signs of Violence
7. Brutality
8. Raise the Rates
9. Swallowing a Bitter Pill #4 on the singles chart
10. Surviving the Revolt
11. Castor and Pollux
12. In the Year 2012
13. Peas in a Pod
14. The Once and Future Bitch – Reprise
The Ultimate Edge (1970)
The Ultimate Edge was selling well until Naked came out later that year. All songs by Penny Dreadful, along with a rotation of studio musicians.
1. St. Louis Steaks’
2. Take That
3. We’re all Yahoos
4. Signal Pipe
5. Eight Planets
6. Early Morning Accident
7. Exchange
8. My Body is Yours #20 on the singles chart.
9. Tasking Me
10. The Real Story
11. Dance Hall Shark
12. Old Kansas
13. Soul Mates
14. Intended Consequences
Beaches (1971)
Penny Dreadful’s first post-Ladybugs album was a more soulfoul melodic work than her first three, and gained great critical praise. It also boasted her first two number one singles as a solo act. All songs are written by Penny Dreadful. She and Steffie Sin performed all the music for the album.
1. Beaches
2. Across the Wave
3. Island of Discontent
4. Blue Water
5. Emerald
6. Dark of the Night #1 on the singles chart.
7. Injured
8. Family Gossip
9. Beauty and the Beat #1 on the singles chart.
10. Forgiven
11. Lost in the Stadium
12. Mine or Yours
13. Sorry
14. Periwinkle #99 on the singles chart.
Walking on Mars (1972)
Walking on Mars continued Penny Dreadful’s rise as a solo artist. Many popular musicians worked on this album, happy at the chance to collaborate with the Ladybug. All songs were written by Penny Dreadful.
1. Walking on Mars #1 on the singles chart.
2. Stalagmite
3. Colubus’ Second Voyage
4. The Art of Love #2 on the singles chart.
5. Daily Life
6. Claims on my Body #1 on the singles chart.
7. Church and State
8. Provocation
9. Sandstone
10. The Union of the Mind #6 on the singles chart.
11. Space and Time
12. The Visit
13. Timeline
14. My Journey
15. Recompense #1 on the chart.
Whetstone (1973)
Whetstone harkened back to the Ladybugs with several covers of Ladybugs songs, including the one by Ep!phanee. Interestingly, Ep!phanee was the only member of the Ladybugs not to perform on this album.
1. Adam without Eve (Penny Dreadful) #1 on the singles chart.
2. Drink it Up (Penny Dreadful)
3. Box Garden (Penny Dreadful)
4. Amaze Me (Penny Dreadful)
5. Amateur Cosmetologist (Penny Dreadful)
6. Friend of Mine (Penny Dreadful)
7. Enemy of Mine (Penny Dreadful) #17 on the singles chart.
8. Saratoga Twist (Penny Dreadful & Ruth De Molay)
9. Chopin’s Rock Song (Penny Dreadful)
10 One Under the Bridge (Penny Dreadful)
11. Power Station (Penny Dreadful)
12. Valley of Songs (Penny Dreadful
13. Rotting Garden of Eden (Ep!phanee) #1 on the singles chart.
Mercury (1974)
Mercury was completed just before the official reunion of the Ladybugs, though they all worked together to greater or lesser degrees together in the studio on the album. This album also without a doubt featured Penny Dreadful’s most sexually explicit lyrics. Carpetmuncher in particular was banned on radios worldwide and the Science Police registered 4,063 death threats on the singer as a direct result of this one song.
1. Carpetmuncher (Penny Dreadful)
2. Submissive Olive (Penny Dreadful)
3. Backside (Penny Dreadful)
4. Wonderful Feeling (Penny Dreadful & Steffie Sin)
5. Signals from You (Penny Dreadful)
6. Gatekeeper (Penny Dreadful)
7. Sister Missionary (Penny Dreadful)
8. Different Rivers (Penny Dreadful)
9. Mind Sweeper (Penny Dreadful & Ep!phanee)
10. Something on my Mind (Penny Dreadful)
11. Missing (Penny Dreadful)
12. Mass Action (Penny Dreadful)
13. The Midnight Song (Penny Dreadful)
Positive Ratings by Book
One of the ideas the marketing book that I am reading had, was to figure out the percentage positive ratings. In other words, how many of the ratings on each book were 5 or 4 stars, divided by the total number of 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 star ratings. Here are all my ratings by book.
His Robot Girlfriend– 59% positive on 1359 ratings.
His Robot Wife– 90% positive on 116 ratings.
Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Elven Princess– 62% positive on 71 ratings.
Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress — 55% positive on 44 ratings.
Senta and the Steel Dragon: Brechalon– 73% positive on 11 ratings.
Senta and the Steel Dragon: Voyage of the Minotaur– 100% positive on 4 ratings.
Senta and the Steel Dragon: The Dark and Forbidding Land– 100% positive on 3 ratings.
Senta and the Steel Dragon: The Drache Girl– 100% positive on 9 ratings.
Princess of Amathar– 86% positive on 7 ratings.
Tesla’s Stepdaughter– 0% positive on 2 ratings. (They were both 3 stars.)
No reviews or ratings yet on:
Blood Trade
Women of Power
Astrid Maxxim and her Amazing Hoverbike.
New Years Resolution: Publishing
As a self-published author, I really need to put on my publisher hat and get paper editions of every book out this year. Case in point: both The Dark and Forbidding Land and The Drache Girl have been out for months in ebook form and aren’t yet available in paperback. I don’t sell very many paperbacks (whereas my ebooks are really starting to take off) but I think they help my exposure.
As for a traditional publisher, I still have a desire to see my work in giant stacks of hardbound editions, but I don’t have much that will be ready this year to submit to a publisher or an agent. Maybe Women of Power. On the other hand, the publishers are doing such a good job of driving themselves out of business that I may not get a chance. Expect to see at least one major publisher fold in 2011. Expect also to see some big names going the self-publishing route.
New Years Resolution: Writing
My goal for 2011 is to finish five books. Right now it looks like they will be…
His Robot Wife
Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 4: The Young Sorceress
Senta and the Steel Dragon Book 5: The Two Dragons
Women of Power
and The Jungle Girl
Someone pointed out to me that all of my books have either a woman’s name or description in the title, and note that trend continues in 2011, though I have several books either in the works or in mind that break it.
The Drache Girl – Chapter 13 Excerpt
The following day the party reached Tsuus. It was a large town on the edge of the river. Staff estimated that there were more than two hundred buildings constructed of wood. Two thirds of them were built on a small rise just off the shore. The others were constructed on stilts above the water. There were thousands of lizardmen here, their bodies painted with red ochre into dozens of designs. Few carried weapons, but those who did had long spears with enormous stone tips and the wooden swords lined with tiny chips of obsidian for which the reptilians were famous.
The seven humans and their three lizzie companions walked through the muddy streets between the wooden buildings, and Staff marveled at their construction. They were as solidly built as many of the homes in Port Dechantagne and looked as though they had stood where they were for dozens of generations. They were pieced together carefully and sealed with mud. Animal skins formed most of the doors, though a few doors were made of wood, attached with leather hinges. Smoke rose from the centers of the roofs. The black and yellow eyes of hundreds of lizardmen followed them as they made their way through the dirt streets.
The group without consciously following a specific course through the wooden buildings of the lizardmen, soon arrived in the center of the town, steered there by the placement of the structures. A group of colorfully painted lizardmen awaited them.
“That’s the chief and his witch doctor,” said Graham, indicating a singularly large and impressive reptilian, standing next to a very old and shrunken looking one.
The large lizardman raised his hand and pressed it to his neck, palm side out. Graham, the shortest person in the party and looking pitifully small beside the huge green-hued creatures did likewise. The chief hissed out a monologue several minutes long, pointing first at the humans and then the three lizardmen who traveled with them and then back again to the humans. Graham replied just as loquaciously, and then turned to inform Staff of the conversation.
“I’m not even going to try to pronounce the chief’s name. He’s given us a pretty standard greeting, though he’s not very happy to see us here. He knows we have suuwasuu.”
“What’s that?”
“Magic. His witch doctor can detect it. They use the same word for our guns too though. Anyway, he’s not too keen on us being here, but he’s not going to try anything. They still remember Great Suusthek, the Lizzie city-state.”
“They’re still afraid of us?”
“Well, really they’re afraid of Zurfina. Also, they weren’t too friendly with Suusthek anyway. Their king used to demand all kinds of tribute and prisoners. Compared to them, Port Dechantagne is a great neighbor.”
“Tell them we need passage across the river,” said Staff. “Tell them that we are looking for burning black rocks and that it will bring great prosperity to all of them.”
Graham began translating. It was clear that he was having a bit of trouble with concepts like prosperity, but at last he completed his statements to the reptilians and seemed pleased. The chief spoke again, and once again the boy translated.
“Tomorrow we will take you across the swift water. Tonight you will stay in the home of Sanjo’s family.” Of course the chief used Sanjo’s actual name, rather than the pseudonym crafted for him by humans. “If you can pay, we have many workers.”
“Tell the chief I have a present for him,” said Staff.
He dropped his pack from his shoulders and withdrew a small bag which he handed to Graham. The boy shook the bag, obviously full of coins, then stepped over to the chief and handed it to him. The lizardman opened the poke and poured some of the shiny copper pieces inside into his palm. He hissed, nodding his great head.
“He likes that,” said Graham. “They all like pfennigs. How many did you give him?”
“Ten marks worth,” replied Staff.
“That’s a king’s ransom for Lizzies,”
“Let’s hope nobody needs ransoming.”
The party was led to one of the large square wooden buildings. It, like the others around it, was roughly forty feet square, with a sloping roof. The door was an animal skin and there was only a dirt floor. The inside was all one large room and in the center was a stone hearth with a fire. The smoke escaped from a hole in the center of the ceiling. Seven lizardmen, in addition to the three they brought with them, joined the humans around the fire.
“Are these Sanjo’s family then?” Staff asked the boy.
“Not like we think of family. They’re more like roommates. The Lizzies lay eggs in big nests in the woods—lots of them together. When it’s time for the eggs to hatch, they go bring the babies home, but nobody really knows which babies belong to which mother.”
“Savages,” said Femke Kane. “Horrible savages.”
“That’s just the way they do things,” said Graham. “The little lizzies aren’t like our babies. They can run around and stuff.”
“How did you learn so much about them?” asked Miss Jindra.
“I’ve been working with them on the docks for about three years now. They’re just like anybody else. If they find somebody who’ll listen to them, they talk.”
“You know, I didn’t see any little ones when we came into town,” said Mrs. Kane.
“They’re hiding,” said Graham.
“Hiding from who?” wondered Miss Jindra.
“From us,” he replied. “From you mostly. You’re the one with the suuwasuu. I’ve never even seen a baby Lizzie. I’ve only ever talked to one person who has. I hope I get to see one before we leave.”
“I suppose we should eat and rest,” said Staff.
“Do you think we should take turns watching?” asked Mouliets. “They will probably try to kill us in our sleep.”
Graham made a dismissive gesture. “You’re safer here than you would be in Natine.”
Sanjo hissed something.
“We need to eat outside though,” Graham continued. “They don’t eat inside their houses, only sleep.”
“Alright,” said Staff. “Let’s lay down our gear here. We’ll go outside and eat. But we will keep a watch tonight. Kane, Mouliets, Glieberman, and myself—we’ll each take a two hour shift.”
After setting down their gear, they stepped back outside. Sanjo wandered about the area, interacting with other lizardmen, but Cheebie and Mimsie stayed close to the humans.
“They’re not from here,” explained Graham. “Their town is about thirty miles west.”
“Aren’t both towns an awfully long way to walk to work from?” asked Miss Jindra.
“The Lizzies come in and work in town for a week or so at a time. They sleep just outside of the town limits, usually in trees. Then a couple of times a month, they go back and take their money home. Of course there are a bunch of Lizzies that live in Port Dechantagne all the time now, mostly servants.”
“Are they still cordial with the transient lizardmen?” asked Mrs. Kane.
“Huh?”
“Are they still friendly with each other—the Lizzies that live in town and those here.”
“Not really. The Lizzies in different towns aren’t too friendly with each other anyway, so the ones that live in Port Dechantagne are in the same boat.”
A lizardman, a stranger, approached the humans with a large joint of meat skewered on a spear. He handed the meat to Staff and hissed out a long explanation, hand in hand with a series of gestures, which Graham translated.
“This is from the chief’s house. It really means we’re safe tonight. They don’t kill anybody they share food with—at least not that same day. They know that we like to cook our food, so they made a fire for us over there.”
The reptilians had prepared a large fire, and had even set up two forked sticks on either side of if, so that the spear with the meat skewered upon it, could be draped across the fire and roasted. It was obviously some kind of dinosaur meat, which only some members of the party had come to enjoy, but after half an hour, the smells coming from it made the mouth of even the most picky human among them water. When they all agreed that the meat looked done, Mouliets pulled out a huge knife and sliced off thin pieces for each of the party members, which they ate with their fingers. Here again, while Sanjo was presumably eating his meat raw among his brethren, both Cheebie and Mimsie ate with the humans, consuming the cooked meat without complaint. As they finished their meal, the daylight was beginning to wane.
Femke Kane, who was sitting between her husband and Graham, leaned over. Staff, who was sitting on the other side of the boy, could clearly hear her.
“Don’t make any sudden moves,” she said. “Just look over Mr. Glieberman’s right shoulder. There. In the doorway of that house.”
The house in question was like any other and like most had an animal skin hanging as a door. This door was pulled partially to one side though, and sticking out of the crack were two small, dark green snouts. They were less than a third the size of an adult lizardman’s face, and the creatures to which they belonged couldn’t have been more than three feet tall. Apparently they were lying down inside the house now, taking advantage of the rare chance to see some of the mammalian invaders to their country.
“Wicked,” said Graham, smiling happily. “They’re so small. They must have just been captured.”







