The Voyage of the Minotaur – Chapter 17 Excerpt


“Look at all these lousy zeets,” said Graham Dokkins, as he and Senta walked between the hundreds of make-shift tents on the southwest side of the hill from the barracks.

“What are zeets?” asked Senta.

“That’s what they’re called. My Da says they’re evil, and they don’t even believe in Kafira.”

“Zurfina doesn’t believe in Kafira either. I mean, not like us. She says the Church is all bullocks.”

“Yeah, well my Da says she’s evil too.”

If Senta was offended at the idea that anyone would call Zurfina evil, she didn’t let on. She bounced ahead, her skipping steps seeming to defy gravity. In one hand she carried a stick and in the other her doll. Graham stomped after her.

“Why do you gotta carry that doll everywhere?” he asked.

“Cause I’m a girl, stupid.”

They reached the edge of the tent village. Some of the women from among the Freedonian refugees had set up a series of clotheslines and were hanging up clothes. Almost every piece was black, white, or grey.

“They don’t seem any different to me,” said Senta. “Except they talk funny.”

Suddenly several of the women who had been hanging clothes began to scream and they all began to run toward the tents. Looking up, the two children saw a steel colored streak flying downward from out of the sun. The steel dragon buzzed the tops of the women’s heads and then zipped along parallel to the clothesline and with a flick of its tail, knocked every other piece of clothing from the line into the dirt. Spreading its wings out to their full six foot breadth, it stopped in mid-air and dropped to the ground at Senta’s feet. It opened its mouth to the sky and a small puff of smoke shot out.

“Funneee,” said the dragon.

“It’s not either funny, you potty twonk. You’re going to get everyone angry, and who’s going to get in trouble? Not you. Me, that’s who.”

Despite Senta’s declaration that the dragon’s actions were not funny, Graham was laughing heartily. The dragon hopped over to his feet and rubbed his head against the boy’s leg as if to share in his mirth. Graham, still laughing, slapped his knee. The dragon suddenly bit his hand.

“Sod it!” shouted the boy, his laughter suddenly gone.

The dragon looked up in the air, with feigned innocence.

“See, now you’ve made Graham angry too,” said Senta. Both the girl and the dragon looked at the boy, who had gone all white and sweaty.

“My Da didn’t say it, but I think dragons are evil.”

“Pet,” said the dragon, in a pleading tone.

“Yeah, alright,” Senta said, fishing a small brown bottle from the pocket of her baggy black dress. “But if you bite anyone else, I’m going to need a new bottle of this.”

She poured the potion from bottle onto the wound on Graham’s hand. The liquid bubbled and fizzed on contact with the boy’s blood, but after a few moments nothing was left of the injury but a small scar.

Senta, Graham, and the dragon looked up to see they were completely surrounded by a crowd of people. The reptile leapt to the girl’s shoulder in one swift motion and curled up around her neck. Graham stood up next to Senta and took her hand in his. The people began to whisper amongst themselves. Finally one of the women stepped forward.

“Sorry about your clothes,” said Senta.

“Der drache is, how you say, vunterfull,” said the woman.

“Oh yeah, he’s great,” said Graham, sarcastically.

“He is bootifull. He is yours?”

“Yeah, sort of,” said Senta.

“You bet he’s hers,” said Graham. “She’s a really powerful sorceress and he’s her dragon. And they’re really scary and magical. Just look at them. And that’s her magic doll.”

He suddenly started laughing. The dragon made a noise that sounded suspiciously like a smirk.

Senta and the Steel Dragon – Illustrations


Beneath was a machine about the size of a railroad car and looking something like a cross between a steam engine and the inside of a clock.

Images copyright 2009 by Clipart.com. Used with permission.

Princess of Amathar – New Edition, New Prices

If you look along the right side of the page, you may not notice anything different, but “Princess of Amathar” has been updated to a second edition, to match the second edition ebook now available. Three different formats are available. Not only are they updated, but the prices on all three formats have been lowered. The deluxe hardbound was $27.95 but in now $23.95. The trade paperback was $14.95 and is now $13.95. And the digest paperback was $9.95 but is now $7.95. Both the hardbound and the trade paperback sport new covers, while the digest paperback now features a sample chapter of “His Robot Girlfriend”.

If you enjoyed “His Robot Girlfriend” and would like to support my writing, please purchase a copy of “Princess of Amathar”. I make about the same amount of money no matter which edition you purchase (around $1), so if all you want to do is contribute, buy the $1.59 ebook. If you want a nice paperback, try the digest. Thanks to everyone who purchases and reads this and any other of my books.

Featured eBooks – Other People’s Money

Other People’s Money and How the Bankers Use It
by Louis D. Brandeis
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Women of Power #1


I love superhero stories, and when I discovered that groups of people were writing fan fiction and posting them as DC2, DC3, and Marvel2 on Feedbooks, I considered jumping in and trying my hand at it. Though while I think I could do a pretty good job of writing Wonder Woman or Superman, the lure of my own setting and characters was just too strong (of course if you at DC like what you see, give me a call). So I wrote my own little homage/parody to superheroes everywhere– Women of Power. Issue number one is available free at Feedbooks by clicking HERE.

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P.S.

If this doesn’t make you realize that PETA (People of the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are a bunch of lunatic whack-jobs, then I don’t know what will.

Click HERE for their reaction to the President swatting a fly.

Featured eBooks – Warlord of Mars

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Nova Dancer


Everything was so symetrical. I had three books published. Three books unpublished but completed. And three works in progess. So what did I go and do? Started another novel. This one is obviously a science fiction novel set in the far future on a spaceship. I’ll give you more details as I get further along– maybe after I finish the first chapter.

Problems with Ebooks


Getting a book published is tough. If you are an unknown author, it’s really tough. So ebooks seem like the answer. The whole ebook phenomenon is new and getting in on the ground floor seems like an easy way to break into the publishing world. But there are problems.

First, how do you make an ebook? There just aren’t any good ebook creation programs out there. The commercial ebook programs don’t create ebook files at all in any of the common formats. Instead they create an executable file that creates a proprietary ebook. I don’t know about you, but I don’t download executable files unless I’m absolutely sure that they come from a reputable source, and most unknown authors are… well, unknown. There are a few freeware ebook programs out there, but try figuring out how to use them when the instructions are all in Russian!

You can publish through Lulu and get an “electronic version” of your book, but it is only in pdf form. In fact, there are plenty of ways to make a good-looking pdf, but as my friends at Mobile Read Forums constantly remind me, pdf’s are not ebooks. PDFs are designed for printing. People with ebook readers don’t like them, because the text may not reflow correctly (Sony) or they won’t work at all without conversion (Kindle).

Even if you did manage to create your own, where would you sell it? There are a few file hosting sites with payment arrangements, but not ones that are freqented by ebook buyers. You can get your books out at Feedbooks and Manybooks, but not if you want to get paid for your work.

That leaves Smashwords, where you can upload your file and their program (called the meatgrinder) converts it to the various formats. Some people have had very bad luck with this conversion, getting garbage out the other end. I have worked very hard to make sure that my books follow their style guide and I check what I’m getting, and so far I think the books are acceptable though not perfect (about on par with what I get from Feedbooks). What they really need is a way to edit the final products once they have been converted.

If anyone knows of an Ebook Creation Program that actually creates ebooks in real ebook formats (epub, lrf, mobi, etc) let me know, I will buy it. Then I’ll work at getting my books in ebook stores.

Library of Alexadria Update


Well, back in march I blogged about my intention to build my ebook library up to the level of the famed library of Alexandria– 50,000 books. I’m not there yet, but I just passed 2000 ebooks*. Coincidentally this happened on the same day that Google announced it will begin selling ebooks to be read online. They have said that they don’t see ebooks tied to a specific device. I hope this doesn’t mean they won’t be available for ereaders, because if that is the case, I think they are missing the boat. If you are a reader and you haven’t tried a Sony PRS or a similar device, you should.

* During the same period, I’ve read 18, but my “to be read” list is really growing.